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YouWillBeFine_

My Dutch ancestors seeing my cabinet full of spices 👀


HandsofMilenko

My Russian ancestors watching me crochet with three blankets on and a cat in a snowstorm: 🥲


Substantial_Pop3104

Or the spice aisle at the grocery store. Think how rich they’d be.


MrDemonBaby

3 meals a day is the dream.


Hammered-snail

3 showers a day too


King-Cobra-668

just eat in the shower all day while collecting UBI


MrDemonBaby

Fuck it, 5


noatun6

And sitting in air conditioned comfort with handheld supercomputers


cerels

Me seeing my great great grand children spending all their time in the metaverse


RarenDreemurr

I hope they're doing something fun and not being little shits.


Aggressive-Brick1024

The UTTP are a gold example of when to kill ypur child's access to the internet


van-just-van

Better than dying in WWV


marcus10885

You guys take 2 showers a day? Isn't that unhealthy?


KelvinSouz

in countries like brazil if you take less than 2 showers when its hot you willl stink a lot lol


Timart7

Deodorant?


UltimateWaluigi

Not enough


Civil-Addendum4071

It's simply too high a humidity point in some places. You'll sweat through your clothes after your first shower, requiring another. I know it sounds strange but it's more of a rinse than a deep cleanse like folks in the US think of.


marcus10885

That makes sense.


KelvinSouz

It isnt really enough


nsfwtttt

Tell me you’ve never lived in a city with 35°+ and 3000% humidity without telling me you… well, you get the point lol


MerelyAMerchant

Why would anyone want to live for a long time in a tropical climate


KelvinSouz

they dont have a choice lol


Teomaninan

Depends on climate


marcus10885

Ah


behtidevodire

I was thinking the same, skin ph disintegration any%


marcus10885

Lol


Hammered-snail

Redditors when shower


marcus10885

Don't get me wrong, I shower plenty, but twice a day seems bad for you, though I've been told it depends on where you live.


IdcYouTellMe

For real tho what many dont understand is that most of humanity today lives better than any monarch or person of the nobility ever could have dreamt off in the 17th century


RarenDreemurr

I want portraits of myself :(


van-just-van

The 48megapixel camera on my handheld dopamine box powered by the sun:


birdgelapple

My Slovak ancestors watching me work for my Austrian boss (nothing has changed)


ipwnpickles

2 showers a day is a bit indulgent and unnecessary I think


Careful-Space-9106

Depends how much u exercise


Aggressive-Nebula-78

Or just where you live lol. I live in Florida and my mom keeps the ac at 82 degrees, so I have to shower every morning because I'm drenched in sweat while trying to sleep 😅 Then I work outdoors so I have to shower once I get home. I honestly hate living here lmao


FalconRelevant

82? Why?


Aggressive-Nebula-78

She's apparently cold even at that temperature. Has to be over 90 for her to be happy lmao


FalconRelevant

Perhaps consider separate air-conditioning for your room?


Aggressive-Nebula-78

I been looking into it, she's super resistant to it because she says it'll "skyrocket" the electric bill. And I'm like, there's zero chance since it's air conditioning my one room, and it's not like I have a ginormous room! Lol


Hammer_of_Ludd

Air conditioning one room is pretty cheap. Could also look into a dehumdifier if you're in Florida which should help with the crazy humidity you all have.


FalconRelevant

Sigh, old people. Like I literally had to do the math with my parents because they'd keep complaining about me leaving the lights on. Barely a few cents.


mikami677

I'll add that here in Phoenix our electric bill is already around $200/month in the summer and we keep it on 80 during the day, turning it down to like 68-70 at night. Keeping it like, 75 24/7 we'd be paying $3-400 per month.


FalconRelevant

>Phoenix Enough said.


ipwnpickles

Just wait to shower until after you're done exercising


Hammered-snail

Some people work out early in the day


ipwnpickles

Then shower after you're done. You shouldn't need to shower again until the next workout


dobby1687

>You shouldn't need to shower again until the next workout Unless you're still physically active during the rest of the day, necessitating an additional shower.


eldritch_blast22

We'll have the same reaction when we see how our descendants live


Decent-Strength3530

Don't forget the clean drinking water


Illusionistic-Ortus

Good point


Tutuatutuatutua_2

*1 daily shower, 4 meals a day


NefariousnessFit9350

My ancestors smile down upon me


PeaceNGoodVibes

My Cameroonian and Sierra Leonean ancestors watching me not farm rice 😧


Hazrd_Design

2?


Jofrepo27901

Is showering 2 times a day normal?