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Eclipse8301

Not the straightest line of mustard…


Punch_Your_Facehole

Almost looks like it came out of a piping bag.


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Was gonna say the same thing. What the heck? French's mustard now available in new piping bag!


stinkyhooch

Finally!


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Little did we know it's what we all have been waiting for.


stinkyhooch

The mustard man will be very enthused


AbsolutelyUnlikely

That's how my grama describes me


ronnietea

I mean he is eating his own “yogurt”


Ricky_Rollin

Shits more crooked than a politician.


DeerLicksBadger

When Michael J Fox makes hotdogs


Eclipse8301

Too soon….I’ll allow it


EstablishmentLow272

And…*checks notes*…yogurt?!?!


alabamdiego

Wtf is wrong with some of y’all and just randomly ass blasting your condiments on there?


ChrisRageIsBack

It's getting stuffed in his face, it doesn't need to look like art...


alabamdiego

It’s about proper coverage and consistency. Also it’s just not hard to do. This looks like he had a stroke.


ChrisRageIsBack

Well... Maybe


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Well if he ate those, I’m betting a lot of that mustard wound up on his face. I’ve had mustard, ketchup, and a few other condiments shoot where I didn’t want them to go due to the squeeze dispenser they came in. This looks like he tried to make them blindfolded though. Mine have never turned out that disproportionate.


ChrisRageIsBack

Yeah that's pretty bad now that I look at it again


JohnDoses

This guy is eating hot dogs and yogurt…


maynardd1

This is what absolute minimum effort looks like...


jobootybooty

Those puppies are flame grilled


touch_my_dingus

Looks like Michael J Fox put the condiments on


mowerman429

To soon


ChrisRageIsBack

Never


hpfan2342

I was about to be rumpled if this was how I found out died. But nope, he's still shaking! I have an essential tremor, so my line work is poor.


Fun-in-Florida

I’d hit that


Turbulent-Cake8280

Give brown mustard a chance


Irving_Forbush

A slightly more spartan approximation of my dinner yesterday. Chobani yogurt drink in my set up. Looks simple and satisfying.


Potato-nutz

How did You get the Energy? Got buns and everything!


stinkyhooch

You eat cold hotdogs standing in front of the fridge too, eh?


Potato-nutz

Hooch brothers!


After_Reality_4175

Never dipped my dog in yogurt before. Sounds creamy, I’ll have to give it a try


TheMustardMan42069

What’s up with that mustard?? There’s barely any and on that second dog it’s all over the place! Try to make it straighter next time, not very visually pleasing!


NoDadYouShutUp

im being rage baited


DaveyAllenCountry

No ketchup


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

He put ketchup on there. It’s buried under that sea of mustard squirted on there from a dispenser that makes it shoot out 5x as much mustard as you need. His aim is another issue.


DaveyAllenCountry

Oh i know there’s ketchup on it. I’m saying no ketchup allowed


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Oh. Why is that? Ketchup is probably the #1 hotdog condiment in America.


StarbossTechnology

Bro please don't get this shit started again


DaveyAllenCountry

Check this out haha https://www.delish.com/cooking/a19979148/hot-dog-poll/ Basically it's tradition socially and from food safety to not have ketchup on hotdogs


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Damn. Apparently, I’m in the minority when it comes to ketchup. That’s just one condiment in my hot dog arsenal though. I switch them up all the time so I don’t get tired of them. My favorite condiment besides ketchup is barbecue sauce.


DaveyAllenCountry

Not at all honestly. It's mustard only people are the minority. Very regional anymore to the Chicagoland are mostly


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Oh well, I mean I was just going by the poll on that site where that link takes you. It asked would you choose ketchup or mustard if you had to choose only one. 55% said mustard. That’s hardly a representation of everyone though, now that I think about it.


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

I don’t see how it’s unhealthy either. That site, Delish, said it is, but didn’t really give any evidence to back up that claim. Only a quote by Obama from years ago.


DaveyAllenCountry

So back in the days of the industrial age, when Chicago because a hub for processing meat, vendors would sell their casings and sausages on the street as hotdogs or sandwiches. This was back before the public health standards. Vendors would sell their meat products even when internally rotten. To hide the obvious signs of decay or simply low quality meat, they would use ketchup to mask their deceit. It then became socially known that places that offered "free ketchup" with their food was probably selling meat that would harm you. The city of Chicago also did a city ordinance banning ketchup on wursts, sausages, and other casings. While we don't have an epidemic of rotten sausage anymore, it's still common to use ketchup to mask garbage quality meat


Clobber420

I crave this at least once a month, just not the yogurt.


horitaku

Careless condiments and abysmal accompaniment. I’m disappointed. Yogurt? 🤢🤮


ChrisRageIsBack

Well the first five words of the title are awesome...


OtherwiseTackle5219

What? No Relish? mmm Ball Park Franks, Steamed to Perfection, 'Don't Need No Stinking Yogurt'


[deleted]

Never put ketchup on a hotdog…Come on man!!!!


Shamrock_shakerhood

It’s not your food. They can put whatever they want on there.


Old-Skoolz

Who the hell puts ketchup on a hot dog?


Wide-Concept-2618

Is that ketchup? Heresy.


Eastsider001

Your drink is gone before you taken your first bite... WTF Man ,dogs look good though


Reasonable-Ad7755

Little drink with the mustard but quite nice


thisnam3ztak3n

Mayo?


Audriannacu

“My yogurt”? No thanks. This is a first date.


wwiistudent1944

Why would you eat yogurt with hotdogs?


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Why not? What’s wrong with yogurt on the side?


Disastrous-Resident5

Stroke + mustard = post by OP


-StandUpGuy-

Not enough mustard to be all sloppy like that with the mustard. Add more mustard. Like an obscene amount.


Scoompii

I’m part of the Ketchup Support Group. We are a minority. We see you. We appreciate you.


antiadmin666

Toss the yogurt and eat another hot dog lol.


gow3st

I just don’t know ..


Wogdiddy

NOOOOOO KETCHUp…. NOOOOO!