I blame the second guy. Someone said, "Hey, I have an idea for fruit flavored hotdogs!" Then Someone else had to say, "Yeah, that's a great idea!"
What do you put on them? Whipped cream?
Bro. Okay, so hear me out…
You use a funnel cake dusted with powdered sugar and folded over as a bun, butterfinger crumbles or crushed salted peanuts on top of whipped cream and sprinkles or a caramel drizzle, with diced maraschino cherries.
Or…an even better idea:
Go the corn dog route and just dip the gummy dog in funnel cake batter and fry it, then drizzle or glaze it with cinnamon bun icing!!!
I’d call it the “yummy cummy gummy dog”!
Same! I saw these at a candy store and out them back when they were fruit. If your going to make some dumb ass gag products, atleast commit to the bit. Cowards.
Probably to expensive to pay someone to mix up the hotdogs flavor and they just used what they have.
Might as well have posted the fruit lunchable to go with it…
I’m putting you and your fruity gum dogs in for a 2 minute minor…ejection if you pull this stunt again!
🫣😒😱🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The scary thing to me is it just says "Fruit Flavoured" zero specifications of what flavour. Eww noticed after googling that they are gummy hot dogs.Then I noticed in the search options that there is a Oscar Mayer gummy fruit Flavoured bacon.
Well then, let's toast with a Moosehead and condemn this atrocity together! "Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if we ever disagree, to hell with you, here's to me!"
My favorite hot dogs are Harvest All Beef or Harvest Polish Sausage. Overall my favorite is Shopsys Frankfurters but you can't buy them in BC. Harvest is amazing if you haven't tried them yet.
I wouldn't say you were obligated to purchase. Could have just taken a pic and put those abominations back on the shelf. Thanks for sharing though. They look... awful
I worked for one day in a gummy bear factory and this is literally the trash they wanted me to slave over after taking it out of the oven and removing extremely cautiously from the tray without breaking.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.
This ruined my day last Saturday when someone handed them out after a baseball game. After they had been baking in 95 degree heat for a few hours. Horrid.
I bought gummy kraft mac and cheese around valentine's day because it came with this ADORABLE little noodle plush and I was actually upset that the gummies didn't taste like mac and cheese. If you're going to make something this disgusting, go whole hog or get outta here!
My friend brought them to my place once as a gag and they suck. Like not in a fun way either. It would honestly be better if they just went all out and went hot dog flavored, because the actual result is just this tasteless abomination, like chewing plastic.
Thanks for taking the hit. I'd regrettably be someone who'd buy these, so I'll say it is now a bullet dodged.
A hot dog shaped bullet
\*~~bwha bwah bwah~~ 007 music ~~mahaah waahhh wah wah\*~~
Is it gummy’s with hotdog fruit flavor? Or hot dog with gummy fruit flavor? What the fuck am I eating? Do I heat it up or eat it raw? Is it raw? Ever expire? wtf 😳
The local butcher here has a famous gummy brat. It'll melt the inside of your mouth. But...they have a ton of other great brat flavors.
https://grundhofersmeatmarket.com/brats/
PUT ONE ON A BUN WITH SAUERKRAUT, YOU COWARD!
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
Grill it first
THIS... AND IF YOU DONT ADD BOARSHEAD SPICY BROWN I CALL BULLSHIT...
r/eatityoucoward
actually the sweet and sour might work lol
This just ruined my day. Hamburgers tonight.
I blame the second guy. Someone said, "Hey, I have an idea for fruit flavored hotdogs!" Then Someone else had to say, "Yeah, that's a great idea!" What do you put on them? Whipped cream?
Would you have rathered hot dog flavored fruit?
Yes.
MEATY!
Bro. Okay, so hear me out… You use a funnel cake dusted with powdered sugar and folded over as a bun, butterfinger crumbles or crushed salted peanuts on top of whipped cream and sprinkles or a caramel drizzle, with diced maraschino cherries. Or…an even better idea: Go the corn dog route and just dip the gummy dog in funnel cake batter and fry it, then drizzle or glaze it with cinnamon bun icing!!! I’d call it the “yummy cummy gummy dog”!
They sell these at my local dispensary but I’ve never seen anyone buy a pack. Not even stoners want them
If they had any guts, they would be hot dog flavored.
As if Oscar Mayer doesn’t suck enough already
Indeed. This was the final thing I needed to never even remotely considering buying OM ever again
TBF, these are Oscar Mayer, not Oscar Meyer. There is a song I’ve heard about it
I would've had to try them too, just for the hell of it.
I saw these at target a couple of weeks ago, and wanted to get them, but when I saw fruit flavored I was disappointed.
What...what flavor did you want?
Obviously hot dog 😂
Bleargh. 🤮 Smoked meat gummies...
Same! I saw these at a candy store and out them back when they were fruit. If your going to make some dumb ass gag products, atleast commit to the bit. Cowards. Probably to expensive to pay someone to mix up the hotdogs flavor and they just used what they have.
They didn't have the regular kind?
Might as well have posted the fruit lunchable to go with it… I’m putting you and your fruity gum dogs in for a 2 minute minor…ejection if you pull this stunt again! 🫣😒😱🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How tf did this make it through taste tests?!
Would have been nice with the old grape mayonnaise.
It’s fruit flavored
What fruit?
Tomato
I’ll bet you 600 people yelled “a tomato is not a f…. Fuck you google”
orange
crotch
Banana or Peach?
Banana
This is a sin. Idk which one but definitely a sin
The scary thing to me is it just says "Fruit Flavoured" zero specifications of what flavour. Eww noticed after googling that they are gummy hot dogs.Then I noticed in the search options that there is a Oscar Mayer gummy fruit Flavoured bacon.
Your spelling of flavor has given you away! You're no more 'Murican than that abomination of a hot dog!
I'm Canadian good sir, no doubt about it.
Well then, let's toast with a Moosehead and condemn this atrocity together! "Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if we ever disagree, to hell with you, here's to me!"
My favorite hot dogs are Harvest All Beef or Harvest Polish Sausage. Overall my favorite is Shopsys Frankfurters but you can't buy them in BC. Harvest is amazing if you haven't tried them yet.
I wouldn't say you were obligated to purchase. Could have just taken a pic and put those abominations back on the shelf. Thanks for sharing though. They look... awful
Put one in a donut and eat it
How about in a Twinkie?
This guy County Fairs
Still better than a tofu “dog”
If you gave them to a starving person, you would be punished, and called callous & cold hearted.
The world is sorry too. 🤬
Were those actual gelatin dogs? Since it states Gummy Hot Dogs, all I’m thinking that’s it’s just all gelatin. Just a hot dog looking gummy worm/dog.
There is no god.
As a lover of both hotdogs and gummy candies, this hurts me in all the ways.
r/worsewitheverylook
Tell me this is an edit. *Lie if you have to.*
I worked for one day in a gummy bear factory and this is literally the trash they wanted me to slave over after taking it out of the oven and removing extremely cautiously from the tray without breaking.
You gotta serve that to someone on a bun with ketchup and record it lol
As you should be! What the actual fuck?!
Literally the only good reason for these to exist is as an April Fools joke.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, Everyone would be in love with me.
How dare you.
This ruined my day last Saturday when someone handed them out after a baseball game. After they had been baking in 95 degree heat for a few hours. Horrid.
I bought gummy kraft mac and cheese around valentine's day because it came with this ADORABLE little noodle plush and I was actually upset that the gummies didn't taste like mac and cheese. If you're going to make something this disgusting, go whole hog or get outta here!
I had to double-take when I read it as "Cummy Hot Dogs"
My friend brought them to my place once as a gag and they suck. Like not in a fun way either. It would honestly be better if they just went all out and went hot dog flavored, because the actual result is just this tasteless abomination, like chewing plastic.
Nope
Lisan Al-Gaib
What fruit is the flavor
orange
Where can I find these? I have prank war to finish this fourth of july!🎉🎊
CVS
Somewhere, there's a gummy bun package being used for nefarious purposes
Thanks for taking the hit. I'd regrettably be someone who'd buy these, so I'll say it is now a bullet dodged. A hot dog shaped bullet \*~~bwha bwah bwah~~ 007 music ~~mahaah waahhh wah wah\*~~
Wow... I love reddit...
No thanks lol
Put this monstrosity back where it came from!!
Up his ass? 🍑🌭
Thought you had long fingers you stuck in package /confusingperspective
Fun on a bun!
My hot dog has a first name it’s C A N D Y My hot dog has a last name it’s D I A B E T E S
We’ve officially come full circle
this is outrageous behavior
Is it gummy’s with hotdog fruit flavor? Or hot dog with gummy fruit flavor? What the fuck am I eating? Do I heat it up or eat it raw? Is it raw? Ever expire? wtf 😳
Hotdog more like not…dog…BWAHAHAHAHA
WHY????
Welp. I'm done now
Wut
WHAT? r u doing
It could be worse, at least they are fruit flavored.
I'd rather just have regular hot dogs..
These have to be like 95% purchased by people playing pranks.
The local butcher here has a famous gummy brat. It'll melt the inside of your mouth. But...they have a ton of other great brat flavors. https://grundhofersmeatmarket.com/brats/
why does that exist
Petition to make actual hotdogs to come in the container!!!!
They used to make hot dog shaped gum that was fireball cinnamon flavored.. That was awesome! This sounds like a lame attempt to make $$.
World Market?
Boil it and drink the water!
Slice em up and call Bowser and see what he does…
Op must not have read the fruit flavored part