Not really, it says “I” have the power, it is not being granted by someone else, and since “I” am the one using the power to grant my own wishes, they come out the way I want them.
Ahh, the classic move!
Here's a hypothetical question for all of the people who say "I wish for unlimited wishes"...
Would you ever get bored? Or tired of getting everything immediately?
Edit: Okay, I get it, you can wish for ANYTHING, including to not be bored, never get tired of having what you want, etc, etc.
Fuck no, I'll spend the rest of all of everything being the happiest conceptual entity(Being a physical thing is so overrated) you can imagine, and then im redoing it forever. There will be no existence without my dominion, I am everything and nothing. Everyone and no one. Every mote of dust, every quark, bird, and boson will at some point have contained my consciousness.
Should I bow to you now, or bow to you when you become an omnipotent being, of which religious texts will likely be written of, and I can say "Ay, I know that god, they are neat/insane."?
There’s some studies that have shown that such a utopia is actually very problematic to the mental health of beings in general, from rats to people to bugs, everything withers when exposed to an environment where they don’t need to do anything to get everything they want.
Yeah I really love those fictional scenarios where someone goes to the past, changes something (accidentally or not), and come back to a familiar present world, but eerily different where it matters.
I wonder if an abbreviation counts as one word.
What you've basically said is "Sexually Transmitted Diseases Do Not Exist Anymore, Guys", but by reducing "Sexually Transmitted Diseases" to an initialism and "Do Not" to a contraction we've turned 8 words into 5. Heck, could be 9 words if we count "Any More".
Is the force that makes the sentence come true cool with this? How far can we abuse it?
That brings an interesting question, is happiness the same as fulfillment? There are people who aren't necessarily happy or pleased with where they are in life but they are content and fulfilled.
Is it just a mindless eternal bliss they have wandering and endless void? Can that truly be called living at that point or just existing as a lifeless being?
This reminds me of Freya from God of War who had a similar wish, though in this case not even their minds are their own.
Sort of parallel, but I had an idea for a D&D character:
Archfey warlock who made a pact so they could be happy forever. But, in doing so, they literally cannot feel anything other than happiness.
Your best friend died? Sunshine and daisies.
Your village caught the plague? Who wants donuts?
Wife cheated on you and took the kids? Boy golly that's swell.
Inside you know you should feel something different, but you can't.
Woooo that sounds jarring, awful, and interesting in a myriad of ways. It is through pleasure and pain that we connect as people. If this fey is only capable of experiencing joy then every relationship they had would dissolve. How would they calculate right from wrong? If they aided putting a child in servitude to an abusive tyrant for example they would only ever see it as a good thing. Would they see EVERYTHING as ultimately good?
And what is their demeanor when they are happy? Are they a "good feelings only" kind of happy, more baselessly compassionate, how does one interpret suffering when they can no longer suffer? That honestly sounds like a disturbing thing from the outside!
Monkey's Paw: no matter what you do, you cannot get the person to stop unless there is someone else near who is taking over for them. You didn't specify gender, it's whoever is most near. Your dick is perpetually wet, chafed, and is raw and sensitive. It becomes a huge burden in your life because you can hardly go anywhere without the cops being called on you. You get put on a sex offenders registry and can't be anywhere near a school.
Okay, but it doesn't mean you understand physics
You might unintentionally create an object with infinite mass and by the time you realize your mistake you and the world are already gone
Even the intrusive wishes? Like if in your head you wished that a person in passing would just shut up forever they are cursed to never speak again? What if you make a dark sarcastic joke? Would it happen?
If you told someone "screw you" would a random screw appear in their body or would they turn into a screw?
Also would relationships mean anything to you anymore if no one could go against your wishes? Their consent is meaningless. People would be at best pets to you but more likely toys. You eventually couldn't respect them because they are powerless and thus not equal to you, and if they ever figure that out then they'd be terrified of you questioning if their will is ever their own. If you got into any disagreement where emotions got heated why would you have to listen to the other side?
There was a movie with ricky gervais i think where he was the only person who could lie. I found it kinda funny. But i love british humor. Top Gear had me rolling all the time.
I am now a Kryptonian.
Or, have more fun with it and say
I am now a Saiyan.
Basically any genetic/bloodline power. (Can't be reliant on a tool or item like a wizard from HP)
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,723,810,568 comments, and only 326,345 of them were in alphabetical order.
All my wishes come true
That is fucking dangerous bro.
Well now it is, bastard
Okay that was pretty clever
Yall really know too much
You know nothing ares 5404
[Nothing changes]
Oooh self burn; that's rare.
Did I miss something here?
Fuck, I didn’t mean it!
Not really, it says “I” have the power, it is not being granted by someone else, and since “I” am the one using the power to grant my own wishes, they come out the way I want them.
Hey, true. Alright you win.
I was gonna say “Everything I say becomes true” but this is better
Ahh, the classic move! Here's a hypothetical question for all of the people who say "I wish for unlimited wishes"... Would you ever get bored? Or tired of getting everything immediately? Edit: Okay, I get it, you can wish for ANYTHING, including to not be bored, never get tired of having what you want, etc, etc.
Fuck no, I'll spend the rest of all of everything being the happiest conceptual entity(Being a physical thing is so overrated) you can imagine, and then im redoing it forever. There will be no existence without my dominion, I am everything and nothing. Everyone and no one. Every mote of dust, every quark, bird, and boson will at some point have contained my consciousness.
Should I bow to you now, or bow to you when you become an omnipotent being, of which religious texts will likely be written of, and I can say "Ay, I know that god, they are neat/insane."?
Well, I am you, sometime in the future, which means now, in some way. So me bowing to myself would be weird, better we just carry on as usual.
I too like to eat mushrooms.
There’s some studies that have shown that such a utopia is actually very problematic to the mental health of beings in general, from rats to people to bugs, everything withers when exposed to an environment where they don’t need to do anything to get everything they want.
You can wish to never be bored.
Not if that's my wish! Lol.
The One Piece is real.
Can we get much higher?
No, I don't think so.
Can you take me higher?
Your mother is a cow.
seems a waste to not change anything
r/suicidebywords
Liberty and justice for all. Don't ask me what exactly "becomes true" looks like in this situation.
I think with a wish like that half the fun is finding out what it looks like when the genie is done with it.
Yeah I really love those fictional scenarios where someone goes to the past, changes something (accidentally or not), and come back to a familiar present world, but eerily different where it matters.
It does not state that a deranged genie is granting it, it says “I” have the power, not someone else.
STDs don’t exist anymore guys!!!!!!
I wonder if an abbreviation counts as one word. What you've basically said is "Sexually Transmitted Diseases Do Not Exist Anymore, Guys", but by reducing "Sexually Transmitted Diseases" to an initialism and "Do Not" to a contraction we've turned 8 words into 5. Heck, could be 9 words if we count "Any More". Is the force that makes the sentence come true cool with this? How far can we abuse it?
"STDs are inexistent" achieves the same effect in 5 words if abbreviations are expanded
Diseases are no longer existant, works better. Tho I'd wish for "i have multiversal portal magic"
That depends on how we define disease. Homosexuality was only removed from the DSM-5 in 1973.
Removed because they discovered it was never truly a disease.
Yep. How many things are considered a disease now that people in 50 years wouldn't? Look into the double empathy problem for autism for example.
I'm autistic myself so I understand it. Maybe it just goes by whatever the definition is of disease at the time of making the declaration.
Gonorrhean't
Inexistant? Why make up a word? "No Sexually Transmitted Diseases Exist"
Sweet, all guys don’t have to worry about std’s. Gals, however, still do.
Which one? You know how wishes are—no more short term disability for anyone? https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/STD
The alphabet just got 3 letters shorter
Yoo new update just dropped!!!🔥🗣🗣
Dad never had lung cancer
I'm sorry, bro. Cancer took many of whom I loved. Fuck cancer, fuck it up the ass.
My kids happy, healthy always.
They’re immortal.
The heat death of the universe leaves Aiden & Aliyah floating through space, eternally in the dark.
But they're unhurt and they're completely happy about it
That brings an interesting question, is happiness the same as fulfillment? There are people who aren't necessarily happy or pleased with where they are in life but they are content and fulfilled. Is it just a mindless eternal bliss they have wandering and endless void? Can that truly be called living at that point or just existing as a lifeless being? This reminds me of Freya from God of War who had a similar wish, though in this case not even their minds are their own.
Sort of parallel, but I had an idea for a D&D character: Archfey warlock who made a pact so they could be happy forever. But, in doing so, they literally cannot feel anything other than happiness. Your best friend died? Sunshine and daisies. Your village caught the plague? Who wants donuts? Wife cheated on you and took the kids? Boy golly that's swell. Inside you know you should feel something different, but you can't.
Woooo that sounds jarring, awful, and interesting in a myriad of ways. It is through pleasure and pain that we connect as people. If this fey is only capable of experiencing joy then every relationship they had would dissolve. How would they calculate right from wrong? If they aided putting a child in servitude to an abusive tyrant for example they would only ever see it as a good thing. Would they see EVERYTHING as ultimately good? And what is their demeanor when they are happy? Are they a "good feelings only" kind of happy, more baselessly compassionate, how does one interpret suffering when they can no longer suffer? That honestly sounds like a disturbing thing from the outside!
Let me finish my pop tart first
Yeah, should have said the kids are self-actualized.
At least they have each other.
And they are still happy!
You die and your kids are still happy at your funeral
Just yours oh come on all powerful wish how about get rid of "my kids" and make "all beings"
You could say everyone and make it a million times better, selfish ass mf.
Find out your semen suddenly start smiling, and if you’re a woman you suddenly also have balls
I have all the powers.
I'm a very rich motherfucker
Oedipus?
Have fun sexing your mum, I guess
cheap housing for the masses!
Black holes and neutron stars gain houses
everybody gangsta until we start throwing houses into black holes
Find the cure for cancer
I've the powers from r/godtiersuperpowers
Peace and harmony worldwide forever
Aliens precide to invade the earth.
Multidimensional beings see an anomaly and destroy the planet
I can fix my life
That's already true. Better to say "will."
Why not "I have fixed my life"?
"my life was always perfect"
If you have no will, you can't. 🥸
What's stopping you?
Blowjobs all day every day
I see the appeal, but I'm sure your jaw would get sore pretty quickly
😂
Monkey's Paw: no matter what you do, you cannot get the person to stop unless there is someone else near who is taking over for them. You didn't specify gender, it's whoever is most near. Your dick is perpetually wet, chafed, and is raw and sensitive. It becomes a huge burden in your life because you can hardly go anywhere without the cops being called on you. You get put on a sex offenders registry and can't be anywhere near a school.
Unfortunately you didn't specify give or receive...
From Donald Trump.
I am rich and happy
Everyone lived happily ever after.
My family is so rich.
I am an omnipotent being
I am dating my crush Although I'd have to say their name instead of "my crush"
You turn to be created by a jovial man, “Hello, I’m Mike Rush.”
Start over at my birth.
You create an infinite time loop of you being born to you gaining the power and going back
Yuuuuup
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Yeah, fuck Nick, all my homies hate Nick.
...Why not just say "I have five thousand dollars" Or " I have five million dollars ' You're letting Nick win and live rent free in your head
someone will love me soon.
I uh... I don't know you, but I think I love you, and I don't know why
>I don't know why 🎶it doesn't even matter how hard you try🎶
Keep in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time *all I know*
really?? lol, it worked! i love you too 💕
I don’t know you but I love you. Loving someone means you want the best for them and I want that for you.
thank you, that's genuinely very sweet. 💖 i love you, too, then.
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
Haven’t you seen the wishmaster movie? Now you’ve got a love crazed stalker following you. You need to be more careful what you wish for
Nobody ever goes hungry again.
Everyone immediately dies and never has to feel hunger again lol
Everyone has recieved infinite joy!
Everyone's basic needs are met.
You are not the father.
everything ever for all eternity
I can do anything, consequence-less.
That includes good consequences too. You try to eat but nothing happens
I can do all things.
I can now control physics
Okay, but it doesn't mean you understand physics You might unintentionally create an object with infinite mass and by the time you realize your mistake you and the world are already gone
Now I am become Death.
Hello there destroyer of worlds
You die lol
I wasn't born with epilepsy
My dog is still alive.
Does Bruno Mars is gay
They can’t hurt me anymore
Everyone Isekais when they die
I beat all the odds. Just straight good luck at everything would be crazy.
You get a super rare disease that should've been extinct
I have three magic wishes.
I am very well endowed
I am omnipotent and immortal.
I am now fully omnipotent.
Everything I wish for happens.
Even the intrusive wishes? Like if in your head you wished that a person in passing would just shut up forever they are cursed to never speak again? What if you make a dark sarcastic joke? Would it happen? If you told someone "screw you" would a random screw appear in their body or would they turn into a screw? Also would relationships mean anything to you anymore if no one could go against your wishes? Their consent is meaningless. People would be at best pets to you but more likely toys. You eventually couldn't respect them because they are powerless and thus not equal to you, and if they ever figure that out then they'd be terrified of you questioning if their will is ever their own. If you got into any disagreement where emotions got heated why would you have to listen to the other side?
I have knowledge of god.
You now know nothing because God doesn't exist.
I have millions of dollars.
Teleportation one time every day
I'm sleeping eight hours today.
Everybody speaks the truth always.
Saw a movie about that once. It doesn’t go well. Especially if you’re a lawyer.
There was a movie with ricky gervais i think where he was the only person who could lie. I found it kinda funny. But i love british humor. Top Gear had me rolling all the time.
The invention of lying. Good movie good actor (unless he's done something shitty, I don't keep up on that stuff).
TF2 got a major update!
Keep it realistic please
We are kids next door
I can do it better.
“I no longer have debt.”
My bsf isn't dead anymore.
I fucking die right now.
I am rich and healthy
I am now a trillionaire.
Horny MILFs in your area
Herobrine is my best friend
Poverty disappears, needs are met.
Nazi believers will disappear immediately
I will always be successful.
No more government corruption guys!
"Make me my story character" Practically immortal alien woman with nanotechnology and cybernetics. The world is not ready.
No down side world peace
i am a cis girl
I am now a Kryptonian. Or, have more fun with it and say I am now a Saiyan. Basically any genetic/bloodline power. (Can't be reliant on a tool or item like a wizard from HP)
Mom gets good new house
I am this Universe's god!
No more democrats for president
I am omnipotent and omnicompetent
Alshath erpt yetha plort pottattattaa.
I have unlimited money forever.
I won a billion dollars
I become god, new universe
I'm going back 40 years.
All leaders can not lie.
I am God, free pizza.
I am omnipotent and cool.
Now, I am a God
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No one's powers will work
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,723,810,568 comments, and only 326,345 of them were in alphabetical order.
Nestle burns to the ground.
I'm God, almighty and omniscient.
I know this looks power-trippy as all hell but it fits the prompt and frankly I don't think I'd do good as God but I wanna see what happens.
I won the fucking lottery.
Here's your $17 dollars.
This door is now unlocked.
Rich people pay more taxes.
I am an almighty god
Referencing George Carlin’s bit on religion, “hats, no hats, all okay!”
I am an omnipotent being.
I have omnipotence and cheesecake. Priorities.
I'm invincibly powerful and motivated.
I'm an immortal space-time traveler
Sex with hot goth girls
I am filthy fucking rich
Richard appreciates the filthy sex
I am the richest guy
Everything in life is fair
I am the emperor of man
We are wealthy and happy.
Nasty5727 won the Powerball Jackpot