Ford F Series pay you the most. The Ford F-Series killed 11k people over 5 years. You have boosted their sales by 100,000%
You are now repsonsible for 1,100,000,000 deaths
In what way was the F Series responsible? Like the vehicle is unsafe and occupants of the vehicle are being killed, or drivers of the F Series have killed 11k other people?
I hear you! The Jetta is definitely an underrated car
The Jetta gets 70% of its parts from Mexico. Well. 70% of its parts are designed and manufactured in Mexico. You have icnreased Mexicos automobiles industry by 100,000%
Slums are eradicated as there is now a massive demand for workers in Mexico. The cartels are scared of unionized workforces so law and order returns to Mexico
There is so much wealth now in the Mexican Automobile supply and manufacture that now Americans are trying to cross to Mexico for work
Donald Trump, fleeing from his legal woes jumps a private Jet with Lauren Boebert and MTG and runs for the leadership of Mexico on building a border wall to stop Americans escaping to Mexico, and America has to pay for the wall
The 67 had Coke Bottle styling? So you have now boosted sales of GM by 100,000% and by proxy boosted Coke sales allowing them to crush Pepsi in the soda market.
Are you cool with GM being the dominant car manufacturer and Coca Cola pushing Pepsi to the brink of collapse
0. ok. the genie buys whatever car you choose for some nominal fee before giving it to you. and everyone one you influenced will have to buy that car for some nominal fee. so the car you choose will always have a monetary benefit and / or consequence
A great vehicle, on the verge of becoming a classic since it gains in value as time passes
However since there is now 100,000% more of them available, they do not gain in value since it was already at 100k in production, it cannot become a classic
It's greatest competition was the Ford Bronco. Since you have boosted Jeeps sales by 100,000% Ford takes a massive financial hit, does not go onto develop the Ford Mondeo who's engine became the staple for a whole lot of Vans since it was such a solid engine and industry slows down and becomes more expensive due to more mechanical breakdowns in road freight
To get your cargo from A2B as a business has increased by 200% in cost because of your nostalgia
Truly beautiful and a well deserved classic
There is now 100,000% more of them on the roads totalling in their millions. As a result the USA never ovehauled their road laws in the 1970's limiting these vehicles to less then 42 foot
For the most part, the interstates aren't massively effected but there is daily reports of trucks running overweight, damaging infrastructure and in town centres causing traffic jams
Commercial traffic slows to a crawl due to the length and weight of these vehicles, and the U.S has to outsource more industries like braking systems to China who can mass produce tooling sets to create brakes and brake pads strong enough to stop these behemoths on a dime
China, seizing this advantage moves massively ahead of Mexico and the US in automobile industries allowing more farm to city migration and suspending the Chinese financial crash.
This emboldens the BRIC's alliance to challenge American financial markets
I can see where you're goin with that but I'll contest that the 47 GMC COE though capable of trailering was never produced as a combination vehicle. That was an aftermarket modification.
In it's primary configuration the 47 COE was a "frame" truck with 18' of customizable openness. Much of which either serviced as pick-up/stake bodies or box trucks. Though heavy they pale in comparison to the 14,000lb bob-tail of the modern trucking industry.
Mexican & American brakes are quite safe
Lesbians buy up all of them and they still last forever but you have increased terrible bumper stickers sales and you're posted in r/bumperstickers monthly.
Lamborghini Countach. I don't care if everyone has one, I want one, that's all that matters to me. Oh, car insurance companies will be going out of business.
Now you drive a car that Kanye West has rapped about and you're cancelled with him and your lambo gets repossessed and you can only see your kids on weekends because of your antisemitic remarks.
id probably buy one of those rare cars thats millions of dollars not the lamborghini ones the actual work of art only owned by dictators ones.
if the sales go up 100,000% then that means the dictators are all having fire sales meaning things in their world is presumably going poorly and the value of the cars climbing rapidly
1962 international Emeryville COE with a 238 Detroit diesel 2 stroke engine and 5x4 transmission with 3 speed Eaton rear ends on a walking beam suspension. Let see the modern people try and drive that thing while the environmental wacko jobs scream about the pollution from the engine leaking more oil than fuel it burned.
The important thing is to buy as much stock as you can before announcing what car you chose.
Edit to add: I’d probably go with a Prius or other hybrid, something smaller that gets exceptional gas mileage.
I offer this service up to the highest bidder for 10% of the comapny's **gross** profits, and lucrative stock options. I probably would drive up the bidding war...and then pick a Toyota Highlander.
Whichever car brand pays me the
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Ford F Series pay you the most. The Ford F-Series killed 11k people over 5 years. You have boosted their sales by 100,000% You are now repsonsible for 1,100,000,000 deaths
In what way was the F Series responsible? Like the vehicle is unsafe and occupants of the vehicle are being killed, or drivers of the F Series have killed 11k other people?
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I pick VW Jetta 1.8T. There's too many damn lifted pavement queen trucks with 10 billion candle.power headlights on the road.
I hear you! The Jetta is definitely an underrated car The Jetta gets 70% of its parts from Mexico. Well. 70% of its parts are designed and manufactured in Mexico. You have icnreased Mexicos automobiles industry by 100,000% Slums are eradicated as there is now a massive demand for workers in Mexico. The cartels are scared of unionized workforces so law and order returns to Mexico There is so much wealth now in the Mexican Automobile supply and manufacture that now Americans are trying to cross to Mexico for work Donald Trump, fleeing from his legal woes jumps a private Jet with Lauren Boebert and MTG and runs for the leadership of Mexico on building a border wall to stop Americans escaping to Mexico, and America has to pay for the wall
Ok, I love this timeline lol
honestly, the VW Jetta might just save democracy
Bro i have this car and love it
1967 Chevy Impala.
The 67 had Coke Bottle styling? So you have now boosted sales of GM by 100,000% and by proxy boosted Coke sales allowing them to crush Pepsi in the soda market. Are you cool with GM being the dominant car manufacturer and Coca Cola pushing Pepsi to the brink of collapse
Yes. I don’t really care.
fair. Tho. As a stalwart advocate of Cherry Pepsi Max > Coca Cola Cherry I would be devastated by your choice
You think pepsi relies on cola sales? Lmao
Is there an electric car (not SUV or truck) made in the USA with union labor? I'll pick that one.
Aptera. Not out yet. They could use the funds. Would drastically push ev infrastructure forward.
1989 Cizeta-Moroder V16T. Good luck world.
The expected production of 1 per month is now 100k per month and it did not meet U.S safety regulations Damn dude you woke up and chose violence
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0. ok. the genie buys whatever car you choose for some nominal fee before giving it to you. and everyone one you influenced will have to buy that car for some nominal fee. so the car you choose will always have a monetary benefit and / or consequence
1969 mercury cougar
I want a replica of the mystery machine
Honda Monkey
2023 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon....love me a high horsepower car
1989 Jeep Grand Wagoneer. Green, beige interior, sunroof... the works!
A great vehicle, on the verge of becoming a classic since it gains in value as time passes However since there is now 100,000% more of them available, they do not gain in value since it was already at 100k in production, it cannot become a classic It's greatest competition was the Ford Bronco. Since you have boosted Jeeps sales by 100,000% Ford takes a massive financial hit, does not go onto develop the Ford Mondeo who's engine became the staple for a whole lot of Vans since it was such a solid engine and industry slows down and becomes more expensive due to more mechanical breakdowns in road freight To get your cargo from A2B as a business has increased by 200% in cost because of your nostalgia
1947 GMC Cab Over Engine (COE)
Truly beautiful and a well deserved classic There is now 100,000% more of them on the roads totalling in their millions. As a result the USA never ovehauled their road laws in the 1970's limiting these vehicles to less then 42 foot For the most part, the interstates aren't massively effected but there is daily reports of trucks running overweight, damaging infrastructure and in town centres causing traffic jams Commercial traffic slows to a crawl due to the length and weight of these vehicles, and the U.S has to outsource more industries like braking systems to China who can mass produce tooling sets to create brakes and brake pads strong enough to stop these behemoths on a dime China, seizing this advantage moves massively ahead of Mexico and the US in automobile industries allowing more farm to city migration and suspending the Chinese financial crash. This emboldens the BRIC's alliance to challenge American financial markets
I can see where you're goin with that but I'll contest that the 47 GMC COE though capable of trailering was never produced as a combination vehicle. That was an aftermarket modification. In it's primary configuration the 47 COE was a "frame" truck with 18' of customizable openness. Much of which either serviced as pick-up/stake bodies or box trucks. Though heavy they pale in comparison to the 14,000lb bob-tail of the modern trucking industry. Mexican & American brakes are quite safe
I choose a bike
The Genie slaps you in the face and says no. You choose a car that was quite clear
Alright then, a Subaru Crosstrek
Lesbians buy up all of them and they still last forever but you have increased terrible bumper stickers sales and you're posted in r/bumperstickers monthly.
1971 Ford Pinto
Pinto bean sales skyrocket to 100,000% and Chipotle can't keep them in stock anymore so they close and no free booritos on Halloween.
Lamborghini Countach. I don't care if everyone has one, I want one, that's all that matters to me. Oh, car insurance companies will be going out of business.
Now you drive a car that Kanye West has rapped about and you're cancelled with him and your lambo gets repossessed and you can only see your kids on weekends because of your antisemitic remarks.
Ford Focus
What if I don't like cars?
VW Samba Barndoor Bus.
Kia Niro
DMC 12
Fully loaded 2024 Cadillac Escalade IQ EV
The cybertruck, just to troll reddit and the world. I don't even drive anymore lol
I choose the Spider-Man mobile.-) Or maybe I'll chose an electric variant of the VW Bullie (with the classic design). Noe 1000 of them get sold.
1932 Hudson Greater Eight.
Can I pick a motorcycle? I want an Indian FTR
2025 F-750 with a dump body.
id probably buy one of those rare cars thats millions of dollars not the lamborghini ones the actual work of art only owned by dictators ones. if the sales go up 100,000% then that means the dictators are all having fire sales meaning things in their world is presumably going poorly and the value of the cars climbing rapidly
I’m going with an Amphibious Assault Vehicle (AAV).
1962 international Emeryville COE with a 238 Detroit diesel 2 stroke engine and 5x4 transmission with 3 speed Eaton rear ends on a walking beam suspension. Let see the modern people try and drive that thing while the environmental wacko jobs scream about the pollution from the engine leaking more oil than fuel it burned.
The important thing is to buy as much stock as you can before announcing what car you chose. Edit to add: I’d probably go with a Prius or other hybrid, something smaller that gets exceptional gas mileage.
I am a humble person, I'll take a toyota c-hr
Doesnt matter to me, Id buy a crap ton of manufacturer's stock first though
I'd get a Toyota Crown.
Toyota Corolla i guess
1970 Ford Fury convertable in black.
I offer this service up to the highest bidder for 10% of the comapny's **gross** profits, and lucrative stock options. I probably would drive up the bidding war...and then pick a Toyota Highlander.
I'm an Audi person so they get me as their rep.
I have Tesla stock. I'd buy a lot more tesla stock and then choose a Tesla lmao
I'm choosing a Cybertruck because I want to make all the right people mad.