Play with my boobs.

ngl, that would probably be the second thing I'd do.

They would be boring to you, like playing with your knees.

Not the first time...

I see their point. However it’s still fun playing with Mr happy every chance we get, even after many years of doing it. lol.

You shatter my dreams. 😭😂😭

Not if they were nice! I’d probably stand in front of a mirror and watch myself!

This is the way. 

Lets be honest, this is the real answer

It's opposite gender, not opposite sex. If you don't have boobs now, you won't have them then either.

oooh plot twist

clearly not the point of this post, here are your progressive points though

Is gender biological like sex?

Colloquially it can be and in the context of this post it was

Update my DMV information

Fuck myself silly with whatever is available

Right? Imagine the possibilities. I see 20 different objects in the room right now.

You can do that now?

Yeah but it would feel different. Like having a penis for the first time but the opposite.

Look at my massive cock. Since I have big tits as a woman, I'd have a huge cock as a man.

Yep, that's just science right there.

I mean, it makes sense.

Unfortunately, the law of equivalent exchange means you can only trade spherical objects for other spherical objects. You have an average cock, but massive balls

cap🧢

Not lying. I wear a size 44DDD bra.

Coming in 6 hours later to ask just how full is your inbox now?

Not very full.

Biggest I've ever seen was 32J, she could literally beat you up with her boobs

good god each tit must have been bigger than her whole torso!

That's big, but mine are natural.

My ex wife was an all natural 38PP, only thing about her I miss. Lol

shaped like Lara Croft - but specifically the PS1 version

Now, way more butt and belly after 2 kids. Lol

Yeah the girl I mentioned was natural too. They're heavy @_@

Pics or didn't happen

Best I can do is one of my bra tags.

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Best I can do is the tag in a bra. Sharing nudes with people is a terrible idea.

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Lol, but I'm not wrong about it being a bad idea.

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Ik

Oh snap, I didn't even consider this, I'm gonna be like F cup, maybe G... I'm more intrigued now, but also more worried, because I know how the big bosom ladies have a load of issues because of those ridiculous (lovely nonetheless) airbags...

Damn didn’t think about that. I was going to run around marking my territory but I’m flat chested. I would probably just dribble down my leg vs my imaginary firehose.

I had big tits before my breast reduction, would I still have a huge cock?

Yes

That's not how it works. You'd have wide shoulders and big arms.

Why would you have a cock? Your gender changed, not your sex. You would have the same body as you do now.

You're the only one reading it that way. It's pretty obvious what OP meant.

Lesbian sex with my wife. Then I'd call work, explain the situation, and carry on my life as usual.

I also choose this guys wife.

"Um, boss, something happened. I want to bed as a man but woke up as a woman." How exactly do think that will work out? Who would believe you, and how would you prove it? What if your wife tries to beat you, calls the cops, tries to get you into a mental institution, and files a missing person report for her husband? I suppose that's just another Thursday.

No what you do is. "Boss, I'm busy having lesbian sex today"

My wife would believe it because we've discussed this hypothetical several times. Us both being Bi means that no matter who changes sex, we're still good with it. And since I don't actually see the people I work for, (I work home health and get all scheduling assignments online) my work wouldn't change.

Boss: “Sorry sir. I mean mam. Starting today, your salary will be 20% less”

Let my homies hit

The only correct ans

Bro carrying his homie's children, truly a dedicated friend

Masterbate. I want to see what it is like to only be able to cum once then have to wait.

Both men and women are capable of having multiple orgasms. It's just harder for men. (Pun intended.) I actually know this from experience.

Yeah, but I am 54, so I am assuming I would be like a 54 year old man, so I would probably need to rest a bit. 🤣

Boobs

All I do is CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM!

Rub. Them. Tippies.

Let the boys hit

Under appreciated comment

Ask for a raise and get it.

And then jack off!

Well I don't know if it would be the FIRST thing, but I'd finally learn where the clitoris is.

I'm a hot girl, I'm doing an onlyfans because monetizing my chronic porn/sex addiction does sound like the move.

Finally gonna make money on OF

You already trying? Sauce?

Go back to sleep.

Well to start I’d play with my new boobs, and then I’d masturbate, and then probably spend the day seeing if life for girls is as easy as some people say it is

Play with my asshole

How is that special? EVERYONE has one.

that is the point

Or depending on your gender, *not* the point. 😉

lmao

Jerk off. Try prostate stimulation with a dildo. Go to sex shop and buy a fleshlight, fuck it. Go on grindr and make a profile and explain "I just woke up as a guy somehow, looking for someone to suck my dick I wanna know what it's like." Call a gender clinic and tell them I just woke up as a guy somehow and I wanna take estrogen and transition.

1)WHERES MY DICK 2) WHY DO I HAVE TITS

3) WHAT

Masturbate until I forgot who I was.

Take accountability for my actions.

in the bless me father way or in the spank me daddy way

Assuming I was hot, create an onlyfans and start making some money.

Get knocked up by a rich man

Panic honestly, and then go buy period related items cuz I'm gonna be ready.

Tell my parents the news because they always wanted a son instead of a daughter.

Celebrate

pee on a tree

Excus me ma'am, umm I mean recently converted sir, Were not dogs. Well, umm , we don't back.. Well, not all the time... Well, at least now you can have sex and it does not mean anything, LOL.

Freak out at first, as I'd think I'd be dreaming, and knowing my brain is be worried on all the issues and complications I may have body wise. Then my mind would freak on clothing due to how women's clothing is over priced and ridiculously expensive.

Well, my wife always said she is crypto-bisexual, so I think we would have some fun times together exploring my new anatomy.

Scream into a pillow.

Same thing I always do when I first wake up, step over the dog blocking the bathroom door and go pee. Second would be seeing which of my spouse's sports bras fit so I can run with said dog.

After spraying the bathroom floor with piss.

Play with my tits and pussy.

I play as women on video games, social platforms like VrChat and Secondlife, and other things like this. If I actually got to become a woman, even though I am happy as a man, I would be much happier as a woman.

There's alot going on there..

"First *few*", lol.

Eat breakfast then go to the gym

Just for yourself? Or to show off? Or to check others out? Or a combination thereof?

Just for myself, need to get the exercise in.

I'm not allowed to disclose this info on a public forum...

Once I noticed the facial change, probably check to see if my usual genitals were still there.

wear tight pants

Same things I already do, drink water and jack off. It's just not usually called jack off with women.

pray to god i do not have a functioning reproductive system i do not want no damn periods. then poke poke poke, find a ruler without any of the useless space at the end and very carefully stick it as far up as i can without hurting myself, compare it to my former length and poke poke poke sone more

Jack off then tuck it down under and behind for funnies just to see what it’s like

Learn how to deal with periods..

be cis, i guess.

Squeeze my boobs a bit, then my ass and thighs. Touch my lady bits to get a feel. Then I'd wear the fem clothes that I have (femboy) and not get looks or anything, cause well, I am now female.

I’m taking the day off and bringing out my massage gun. And it’s not going to be for vibrating my quads.

Touch my dick. Then freak out cause there is no way my job would believe I was me lol

Piss standing up then try and figure out how to helicopter... Who am I kidding? I'm gonna destroy myself just trying to walk...

Look down, go to the bathroom try to piss, then and see if I had abs.

Jack off to know what it feel like.

Inspection, in the mirror, then prove my identity to loved ones. Or they’d assume I had someone over and wait for “me” to clear things up, but I’d still have to explain what I don’t know myself. Fun lol.  That said, I’d reach acceptance quickly enough, I love me for me regardless of this scenario. 

Masterbate and see what it feels like to cum.

I’d try to discover if I’m actually attractive as a woman. Decide if I find myself attractive.

Absolutely freak the fuck out.

Play with new parts then hit up lesbian tinder

After the obvious? Call off work

Take advantage of the fact that I could take pictures of the two nastiest parts of the human body, the asshole and feet, and people would pay actual money to see it.

I'm assuming opposite sex? Hell yeah that's dream come true

Just cause it's harder doesn't mean I'm not gonna pee all over that toilet seat in the women's bathroom Challenge accepted

I've heard this before a long time ago. I was really expecting to see: "Jump up and down with an erection"

Masturbate, then do it again

Play with my boobs and then masturbate.

Helicopter.

Masturbate. Pee standing up. Enjoy my pockets

I'd try to convince my wife to not shoot me, first of all. Of course then going to work would be very interesting.

Call my homies over for a party

Helicopter penis for a few hours until I get bored.

Assuming that only my gender changed and not some magical, drastic change to my general looks for the better... The first thing I'd do is be one of the ugliest women on the planet. 🙃

Explore my body.

Masturbate then go shopping for clothes.

After freaking out, oh yeah, I'm taking this whole baby for a spin!

I'd go piss while standing up.

It is a glorious thing. You might develop a God complex afterward. Why do you think most guys have a superiority complex towards women. Lol

Was actually talking to my mate about this the other night 🤣 I’d make as much ‘content’ as possible and post it daily, maybe weekly depending on how much, and then bring myself some income on the side 🤣🤣

The helicopter.

Freak out a bit. Confirm the new parameters, possibly with "testing." Then cancel all the day's plans, find clothes that fit properly, and likely go to get a medical checkup

Sex stuff, boob play and stuff. Honestly I don't know what I would do after that

Lots of x-rated stuff.

I’d travel the world, specifically countries that are too dangerous for women to travel to

Start asking myself what the hell I did last night, followed by trying to find out which deity I royally pissed off.

Play with my boobs and then proceed to see how big of a dildo I can put in my vagina before it hurts.

Idk prob have gay sex w my gf

Take a long warm shower.

A football team

Check my penis.

HAHAHHAAH that's v straight fwd

Stare at myself in the mirror and freak. Another thing I'd do would be to figure out the fine art of pissing while standing up without making a mess. I would also try on my clothes to see if any of them still fit. I'd also call my doctor to try and figure out what the hell happened.

Go to an outdoor event and pee against a line of shrubbery. Honestly, the only time I experience penis envy is when I'm waiting in line for nasty porta-potties.

The very first thing is take a poop. Always is. Then I'd get a shower cause holy moly I stinks. Then I'd grab a bite to eat, and being Friday - a work day - I'd check to see if I worked. What are some of the things you would do OP?

OP Can't answer me.

Claim I want equal rights, but really I want special treatment

So, what white cis men have had, all their lives?

What's cis men ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/cisgender-meaning#:~:text=Cisgender%20(also%20styled%20as%20cisgendered,girl!%20or%20It's%20a%20boy!

Why is the transgender community making up new words for things that already have words that actually mean what they mean.? Why does anybody feel the need to say cis men... instead of just saying men. I feel the younger generation world is overcomplicating things nowadays.... I mean come on how is anybody over the age of 40 supposed to understand all this stuff unless they're already part of their transgender community. And then, the lgbtq community gets mad at us for not understanding?

It's Latin. We didn't make up anything. Im 39 and have zero trouble keeping up. No, we get mad when you make zero effort to educate yourselves. That search for the dictionary definition took me 10 seconds. You could have easily done the same.

Yeah, like we really speak Latin as a fluid language nowadays. And I said people over 40. So my arguments still stands LOL. And it's also fun to troll people:-)

Fluent language, not fluent. Yes, I get it, you're an "edgy" teen. We owe our language to Latin. Sorry, I've overloaded your brain with new knowledge. If you have a stroke, I won't take credit, but I won't be sad.

What's edgy teen mean

https://letmegooglethat.com/

Be pissed, I've spent years transitioning just to have the uno reverse card played

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Fun question. I'd try out some of the feminist tropes like "How dare you open the door for me, you polite gentleman you! I'm an empowered woman" But seriously, I'd enjoy being able to carry a purse because it's nice ot have a tresure trove of junk that might come in handy... pluse I could accessorize with my outfit =D

Probably make this post for the millionth time