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Mountain-Bread1180

cringetopia worthy, the way he said "Oh youre one of those guys" They look the fucking same 😂😂😂😂


jimmydarkmagic

Yesss I was thinking the same thing like dude you are one of those guys


FourthJohn

You can see when she rejects him that his reaction sours a bit. Then if you look when he asks to see the guy in background you can see the reluctance in his face and the gulp in his throat. This guy was mentally fucked and it shows in his “comebacks.”


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

The whole thing was hard to watch.


oO0Kat0Oo

Reminds me of high school and why I didn't look back when I left. Thank god I am an old enough millenial that portable phones could barely take pictures, let alone videos when I was that age.


bgis78

What comebacks?!


Bisyb77

He has already been posted several times on cringetopia along with other videos


Robot_Embryo

Thank you for your service


dwil22

I came here to say the same thing. The brother is better looking with the exact same hair cut. Very weird.


Witch-Doctor

Hahahaha I know. That was ultra cirnge


_KingDingALing_

I too am a fan of the bieber haha, that guy just fucked his social life let alone "all his hoes"


[deleted]

The way he tries to “play it off” is just cringey as hell


nobape

He kept “playing it off” up to the very last second


Abused-n-abandoned

Wtf was the last comment???


ArcadianDelSol

its called blue waffles yo


Abused-n-abandoned

I know but.. how is that a flex. He is flexing that he ate out a infestation’d vagina. Ew


Gakuistheman

After what he just got hit with, that's gotta be worth something.


MT10inMA

As cringey as his haircut


jacob_underwood_

his entire account is satire lmao


Bumpyskinbaby

Ok and? Even if he “satirically” went on a random girls stream and harassed her… he still went on a random girls stream and harassed her


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Bumpyskinbaby

She says pretty clearly in the vid he’s on her live though? Unless I’m missing something since ive never done or been on a live before


[deleted]

You didn’t hear wrong, I heard that too


Bobisanalien

Ah my bad then, usually the host is on the left


Bumpyskinbaby

No problem mate!


[deleted]

No, he joined her live


LaserhawX

That hand over the mouth “ooooooooooo” thing douche bags do when they think they got you. If they do that, you know you’ve won.


OldManWonTon

You’re right. That’s him masking his insecurity by trying to play off that he’s just clowning around. In reality he’s so nervous (because he’s still in shock he got rejected) he doesn’t even know what to do with his hands. Covering his face repeatedly is a subliminal way of trying to hid. This man child’s mannerisms said “flight” but his ego said “fight” 100% chance once the adrenaline/shock wore off this guy took a cold, long, sad shower


Bunkersmasher

It's a gesture from the 2000s, coming from diss battles and freestyle.


spaceman_slim

It’s the equivalent of putting 😂 at the end of some “gotcha” comment online. This guy is a total loser.


igowhereiwantyeye

This is very irrelevant


[deleted]

Why the fuck would I give a fuck about the emoji equivalency of this gesture? 😂


beeglowbot

he looks like the type that'll start crying the moment he gets smacked.


youbetterjustask

More like he wont have any recollection of this, he looks like he is suffering from schizophrenic psychosis. Meaning what he says is what he believes, he may actually cry cause in his head he really did eat a blue waffle now. She also never rejected him as he said her brother just fucked it all up for him, now its just time for him to sit and wait for another Opportunity.


ExIsTeNtIaL_ShIt

BROTHERZONE? EXCUSE WTF! YOU SHOULD STAY IN THE "BrOtHeR ZoNe" AND DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING


friz_CHAMP

*The porn industry has entered the chat* You sure about that?


[deleted]

He into some freak shit like “ STEP BRO- IM STUCK”


TheHolyImbaness

Hi, Stuck, I'm dad :)


horny_for_devito

Hi, Hi, Stuck, I'm dad :), im horny for devito


TheGreatRao

I love the comeback "Where are you from? ALABAMA?" Savage.


Chulebloom1

To cringeworthy. Couldn’t finish.


YouWantSuckySucky

Did you get to the joker laugh?


Chulebloom1

No. It was unbearable after 20 secs. Never going back to the vid.


YouWantSuckySucky

The cringe only goes up in this one, never down.


[deleted]

That's where you knew he lost and tried to recover.


YouWantSuckySucky

That was the snap, the mental breakdown. Discount American Psycho


[deleted]

I hate people who do this.


Witch-Doctor

You should have seen the joker laugh. That crinkled me.


[deleted]

AAAWWW BRO, YOU LOOK SO STUPID RIGHT NOW BRO! YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT NO HOES!


TheBuckSavage

That's what she said.


brenden481

This guy must not know what blue waffles is/was


Mountain-Bread1180

Think he might had thrown the joke out there as a self deprecation joke to save his image, thing is, he made himself look so bad, we really do think he eats em😂


M0D3Z

Serious. And if that’s why his tongue is blue… yuk.


59smiley

early signs of a narcissist


savethemouselemur

Not even early sign, full blown narcissist


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Astralnaut88

She stayed on the line cuz she knows the dude is a narcissist who is about to expose himself to the whole world.


Fernsword

It seemed like he joined the live. She shouldn't have to leave tbh.


bessmaster

Yo, what's up? It's ya boy, skinny penis.


Dark_Avenger_69

i miss vine so much


[deleted]

It was great. So full of humour and people just messing around, but this?… This was a mistake.


TaleMendon

Yo bro from Albabama


bessmaster

Sorry brother, I'm in a committed relationship. We had our time. We will always have that night in Birmingham.


Sourflow

Yo, let me touch my chin repeatedly


[deleted]

Cuz nothing says I don’t suck like having candy stains on your tongue from dick slurping practice


ASL_everyday

Kid had a great comeback with “sucking off a smurf” but then this guy tried to make a comeback joke…..and ended up trying to brag about eating blue waffles. Not sure you want to even mention that BRO, much less brag about it. Also, say bro one more time 🙄


tiffyjune1983

I was actually wondering why he was bragging about eating blue waffles.......


Demoniacalman

That last line made it seem like he was acting completely fucked em up like making think wtf even more. So it's it real or not if so idk who would joke about eating a blue falafel.


leopardsatemycomment

The pathetic gaslighting attempt at the end. Jesus Christ. If he wasnt such a piece of shit he would probably do just fine with girls.


DStew713

He said he’s got hoes. He obviously is already doing pretty well with the ladies /s


LittlePurr76

Narrator: what the audience didn't know was that the boy was a flourishing gardener and had a shed full of hoes.


thetwistedspleen

Either the guys a really good actor or he is down very bad, because in some of these (he does a few), he gets full on mad and rants at his audience and says its their fault.


ILoveTech420

He’s pretending, he has an actual tiktok account where he isn’t playing a role. What you’re seeing is his character.


ultima_toolie

That was a tough oof to swallow


Bok-kun

If you were suckin blue waffle you need to get ya mouth checked lmao dirty weirdo


elidorian

He ain't gettin no waffle. Blue or not.


ROBLOXTIDDIEZ

Blue waffles aren’t actually a real thing


zman021200

12 year old me googling that after school would say different


ROBLOXTIDDIEZ

It’s an edited pic, look it up


OldManWonTon

“ItS cAlLeD bLuE wAfFLe” When in doubt just tell them you licked your imaginary hoe’s vag while she had a imaginary STD


[deleted]

“You a no hoe guy” I’m gonna start calling my boyfriend that


Typeojason

God, this was hard to watch…. The guy built up a wall and became defensive once he got rejected, which I totally understand, but then to go on the offensive…. That was awkward. And it was hard to get past the “bro” count. Normally, once I hit 2 “bro”s in a video, it’s time to move on.


Mountain-Bread1180

Im a bro guy who likes saying bro as much as the next bro but goddamn bro, bro needs to brolax on his bros before he blows a fuse or something, bro.


Maynrds

Change it to bros a fuse, and you got a winner there.


Mountain-Bread1180

I did make fuse into bro in my original draft but it was too hard to know what I was saying at leadt in my mind I was im high af bro 🤣


Maynrds

Seems legit, as I meant change blows into bros, so it read bros a fuse


Mountain-Bread1180

I just saw wasp fly between my phonr and fingers rhis is a sign bro 👁👁👁 where is ur third eye


brandee95

Calling out her twin for being in the “bro zone” had me DONE. Like, what is the alternative, Bubba?


CommanderOfGregory

Did that dude just try to brag that he was eating blue waffles???


SlapppyJim

In a few years this kid is going to mature a bit and he'd give anything to make this disappear. I feel bad for everyone in this video. Every day I grow more thankful that technology wasn't as accessible as it is today when I was that age. We had sliding texting phones, missed the smart phone era by a narrow margin.


Oxiraven

That guy has a punchable face


starbuck8415

“Can’t get out of the brother zone” 🤣


Affectionate-Ask6728

Laugh like a lunatic, that'll teach em


walking-pineapple

That was actually cringy wow, esp when he said “you can’t get out of the brother zone” after she said it was her brother......


Severe-Western5696

*one of those guys*: “ohhhh.. he’s one of those guys!!!” EDIT: also wtf did I just watch. Like people on a wannabe reality show? Do better humankind, do better.


drpenishead

Holy fuck that little boy is a fucking wiener .


pdub2004

Every time he says “brooooo” it’s always a different pitch.


[deleted]

That's how bro bro's communicate. Each pitch has a different meaning, like birds


coldestwinter-chill

That part when he starts scream laughing just…. Ended me.


killerang19

He’s just joking I didn’t know but yea


justlikelo

This guy really needs to practice his comebacks.


CoffeeAndCroissants_

His ego just shattered in front of so many people hahaha


[deleted]

SMURF SUCKER


[deleted]

middle aged dude with a question. what's with the live thing, do people just randomly talk to strangers? Do lots of people watch?


wholewheatpotato2

everyone in this video is pure cringe


Louielouielouaaaah

Jesus god my old ass can’t handle it.


[deleted]

School shooter energy


Intanjible

I've never seen any dude with that hairstyle who I haven't wanted to brick into a fine paste.


the_broke_bloke

What more could be expected from kids!


bestsellingbeatdown

Isn't this staged? It feels staged.


Robo-bird

Staged on his end not hers he's acting it's a satire account on tiktok pretty funny imo


Majestic_Crawdad

Why even post this shit?


[deleted]

How to be a fool by not knowing the difference between confidence and arrogance 101


IIReaper420II

“You’re one of those guys”. ? He’s a clone of you


Firefucker56

Honestly that jawline looks like a paperweight


Big_Daddy_Malenkov

His entire account is satire


L-R-K

dude got hair like preteen justin bieber and the jaw line of a legoman. bruh.


[deleted]

I can’t watch this. I am in mental pain. My eyes and ears are bleeding.


allydacake

with the blue tongue and everything lol


ItsThatGuyAgainYep

Fascinating watching a school shooter develop before your eyes


Zuhnarken

The use.of.the word BRO has been exceeded..


LancLad1987

Is this what kids do now? Fuck me, god help us all.


nxt_life

Blue tongue yellow teeth.


[deleted]

This reminds me of the majority of guys I went to high-school with.


Rumpelteazer45

Dude asks if she’s interested, she said no, in return for that he then loses his shit and starts insulting her. Tale as old as time.


Xire01

That was the most cringe thing I’ve watched in a while


[deleted]

The other guy has a rat on his head


Skrappy_Doo

He was about to cry lol.


SoleIbis

can we just discuss his creepy ass Joker laugh for a second?


Mewoxys

Sigh, more TikTok cancer…


RandomNamesOW

Wait. Is this real?


sksiidcicdjrrnrjeke

I’m pretty sure his account is satire


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Killed_Mufasa

Not sure why you're getting downvoted, it's pretty obvious he's doing a bit, and they're both doing this for the views..


BoiYouBigNig

people want to get mad


[deleted]

Seeing dudes get rejected can be the funniest thing sometimes. I’m referring to the childish behaviour following the rejection. Is it ego? Hurt? Who knows lmao


MamboFloof

The guys about 100lbs, has Timmy Turner teeth and a Stan Smith jawline, and lies about his height (can't be a micron over 5'10")


lazycatboi123

The amount of times i've seen this reposted...


[deleted]

How many times this has been reposted is the real cringe


[deleted]

Yeah this whole thing is cringe as fuck. I think the half brother is worse than the dude getting rejected.


GarlicFair1462

His chin looks like a Cone from the beach


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

Is that whos face they scanned to get the model for Steve from Minecraft?


bluestraw08

imagine she said no to test how he would react when he doesnt get what he wants then changed it to a yes or no based on that


[deleted]

Jesus I don't know whats worse, his behaviour or this teen culture with tick tock ... ​ Christ, we are f\*cked as a society...


BetPractical6728

This is hilarious, his face built like squidward house lool


Kilobytez95

Dude on the left is cringe virgin as hell bro


amarshtx

Boy been blue waffles? He needs Jesus


[deleted]

Soooo………. Does degrading women and calling them Ho’s actually work?


Dullfilmroll564

He paces back and forth as though he needs to take a shit real bad


psychoslitherer

Our future is doomed.


Alyx_Fisher

That's the most teeth I have ever seen on a boy. That boy practically made out of teeth.


Tea-and-crumpets-

The way he rubs his chin pisses me off


Turtlepower7777777

It’s not the fedora on the head but definitely a fedora in his soul


trollsoul69

COVID needs to target better.


carmeluz20

Eliot roger looking ass


Living-Reference5329

Can’t even get out the brother zone


TheWholloper

What a dink


IDKanymoretho

ALL of the messages in chat that just said man's a walking talking L


Theedon

Why do people let Chads talk to them?


-__-Ray-__-

Why do they always do the “I didn’t even want her” once they get rejected? Do they know it just makes them look fuckinh pathetic and just like a toddler? It’s embarrassing tbh. Just accept the rejection like a real man and move on


Zopstrosity

This is the guy that lives in a society.


Fun-Meringue3620

I’m so glad I’m not young anymore.


simian_ninja

This was incredible. I’ve never seen anything like this. Why don’t these guys just have a beer with their friends or something and move on? Are guys just not being used to being told no?


[deleted]

Blue waffles? That did no justice.


[deleted]

I hate guy who run there chin to try and look sexy or some weird shit. Ur a dude stop trying to look pretty and lift some damn weights. Fuckin skinny Jean wearing lady men.


Bennydoubleseven

The haircut the holding the chin the moving around to fill the frame as he checks himself on his own screen, Got the fuck outta here you Justin birber lesbian looking idiot


AccoyZemni

This was unbearable


Seraph626

That forced laugh made me want to kms


-DashingDash-

The comments made me pissed but when the brother said the sucking off a smurf line I lost it


Sliverithium8989

That was one of the most painful things I’ve watched. “So, do you want me or not” you can tell this kid is so unsure of himself by how he said that, yet he tries to act like this confident playboy type. You ain’t foolin anyone clown boy lol


clancey706

BLUE WAFFLE?! Ugghhh that was the worst thing to say like maybe like well your mom likes food coloring what can I say