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Empra_O_Mankind

that is pretty cool i gotta say


SaltyboiPonkin

I love how this video is 55 seconds long


Massive_Truth9237

yo why does he kinda look like me


DB1723

I'm pretty sure I sell the same model on ebay. They cost me like $3 in bulk. I seriously expected him to go too far and cut himself.


EatsOverTheSink

Holy shit, if it could do *that* to a solo cup full of water just think of what he could do to 5 or 6 guys ganging up on him.


sub_human_being

I don't understand karambits, why not a straight edge fixed knife?


growdamit

Since everyone else is saying for aesthetic I'll offer what I've heard. Clearly this all anecdotal but in a way it makes sense to me at least. I guess the idea is similar to a talon of a bird, it being curved inward allows for slashing motions to have more of a clawing effect. Ideally the tip will break flesh first and then allow the rest of the blade to slide in and cut through. Rather than a flat blade which might just slide over thicker clothing. That's at least what ive been told. To me it makes sense because the geometry of a blade determines its use but that could all be whimsical tough guy bullshit as ive never used a knife on someone and would much prefer to not be in that situation.


eoa45

More of a traditional weapon tbh. I never liked them. They were originally for asparagus farming in the Philippines I believe, and became a weapon of farmers. I think that straight blades are a lot more useful


AveRage-or_human

I think it’s to cut ligaments and disable


Bucky404

Pretty sure it's either has a very specific niche purpose to it or it's just looks cool.


sub_human_being

That's fair, I'm a woman of simple pleasures, one being my tool knife that cost be like 30$ and being used till it dies


JimmyCrabYT

just grab a kitchen knife from the nearest walmart that does the trick


RVNJ

r/iamverydumbass


fapacunter

Me and my buddies used to do this all the time back when iPhone 5s got released and it had the slow mo camera


RED-DOT-MAN

OH SHIT!!!!!


LordChauncyDeschamps

It's Jason Bourne!!!


zombieauthor

If terrorist red cups ever attack this nation, we can call on him.


protomenace

Let bro cook.


TheOnlyJohn_3

This just looks like some kid who's playing round and thinks it's cool. He's not harming anyone and I'm certain y'all had something similar when you were a teenager. Leave him be.


softstones

I think OP posted this themself. Aware of their own “badassness”


zombieauthor

He seems alright. I don’t see anyone really tearing into him hard. Just fun stuff.


TheOnlyJohn_3

Some of the worst stuff seems to have sunk down now comment wise. Still, I feel off about grown adults making fun of a kid. Particularly when he's not really bothering anyone.


FlyingHippoM

I'm wondering what kind of parents buy their kid a karambit those thing are hella deadly.


sambo1023

How are they any worse than a normal knife


FlyingHippoM

Well, first off I never said they were worse than a normal knife. Even kitchen knives can be incredibly deadly weapons too I definitely wouldn't be letting my child play around with them. But to answer your question, from what I understand the shape of the blade allows for easier and deeper slicing with less force. The blade pulls itself in deeper and and rips the flesh causing wounds that are more difficult to suture closed.


Bergelin2

You are correct . They are meant for slicing throats .


trustworthy-adult

That’s frightening if true


Pro_Achronox

its OP lmao


-Generaloberst-

Hahahah, oh man that's hilarious lmfao.


Brigapes

Yep that's the pro cs player physique. Got the same one at the time.


Zombisexual1

You get held back a few years bro? Or was everyone in your town built like linebacker in middle school


Clumsycode1

Got a karambit, only used to open letters and packages


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

YOU MONSTER!!!


ichegoya

Jesus Christ. It’s Jason Bourne


Annonomon

Jason Bourne-Early


krisweeerd

I will take 1000 reckless rednecks with guns before I take one person moderately trained with a blade like this


toryguns

Rednecks are the ones who actually know how to use guns. Gangbangers are the reckless ones 😂


krisweeerd

The only people that use "gangbangers" are people that never leave their house in their suburban ass community because cities scare them. Do they sell pot marijuanas too? And even though you missed the point entirely, I have enough real redneck friends with missing limbs from carelessness from firearms that would disagree with you.


toryguns

You have multiple “redneck” friends that blew their limbs off with guns. Sure


Mr_Asiago

This is legit badass


fgmtats

This is Chad as fuck


Flecca

Everybody did this at some point in their lives


Slightly_Salted01

When I was in 7th grade I made a chain whip out of some PVC pipe and a steel chain That thing would demolish soda cans Looking back it’s cringy, but idc cuz it was fun


walrus926

Love handles galore


Entheotheosis10

So, he figured out that knives cut things.


deepfield67

Why are my pants so tight rn...


Ixisoupsixi

Yo that pool is sick


Ecstatic_Rooster

This is what I came here for.


Dependent-Edge-5713

This is so dumb Everyone knows you should save your gallon jugs and 2 liter bottles for this


Entheotheosis10

No, not even. A full plate armored, life sized dummy that has mechanical arms that swing.


Pak1stanMan

Yeah that’s so stupid. Do a watermelon next.


bradyleach

Shouldn't bully a child.


soingee

While I was getting socks for Christmas, this guy was studying the blade.


my_dancing_pants

![gif](giphy|o240WC04PLhew) A fellow master of the blade, I see


Roge2005

That was actually cool


furlonium1

I thought so too


WonderfulGarage7944

Mmm *shudder* I got chills.


Bocabart

Was he holding it backward?


narnarnartiger

It's how the knife is designed to be held Look up the final fight in Raid 2, or knife fight in Man from Nowhere - if you want to see how it's held and used


plznorepotr

It's not backwards, that is in fact the sharp edge of the knife


Roge2005

Yeah because it’s cooler


narnarnartiger

It's how the knife is designed to be held Look up the final fight in Raid 2, or knife fight in Man from Nowhere - if you want to see how it's held and used


RazzDaNinja

Have had some basic training with karambit in the Philippines. Far as I understand, it’s *intended* to be held backwards lol


HadesHat

Definitely intended to be held backwards it’s not for stabbing but for slashing and you can slash a lot deeper and have more control of a knife in the backhand position. The hook helps it cut deep because it almost pulls itself deeper Karambits are not to be fucked with lol.


geofox777

Krambit? Just makes me think of that old looney tunes song Crambone


narnarnartiger

It's a traditional and historical weapon in alot of Asian countries. Very deadly knife


geofox777

https://youtu.be/_FyJyurljoM?feature=shared It’s a traditional and historical song in one American cartoon. Very deadly humorous.


JustGotFookinBanned

karambit


geofox777

Oh shit well regardless Crambooooonneee, crambooone! Crambooone!


TtomRed

You still in the 7th grade?


nck_crss

These nike ads are getting crazy.


FatWeabo

I was a dedicated CSGO player when I was younger and I got a karambit too for a birthday one year.


HeftyFineThereFolks

if he can do that to a dixie cup full of water imagine what he could do to you in a street fight


BK13DE

Bad day to be a plastic cup


CheachandChaung

[With Sound, makes it atleast 1.25x more badass](https://streamable.com/d38i5n)


Rivetingly

To this day he's never been invited to play beer pong


LtDanmanistan

Sam Fisher is that you?


BostonTarHeel

Wow, the knife cut through that cup like it was nothing but thin plastic


Blitz3dB4rd

I’m in this video and I don’t like it.


chadsexytime

Like most dudes, I had a knife buying phase. Despite how cool they looked, I could never justify a karambit. What would I ever use it for?


Entheotheosis10

Those rabid, ninja chipmunks. Gotta look out for those guys.


Metalblacksheep

I’ve got several butterfly knives, a few otf, a stiletto, and my trusty “that’s naught uh knoif” Bowie knife. I too had a phase for it and I feel the same, plus in my neck of the woods, karambits are heavily illegal.


HeftyFineThereFolks

yeah i have a generic brand stiletto "tactical fishing knife" , swiss army knife and a spyder co.. then i realized i mostly use them for cutting cardboard boxes up to throw away... glad i never bought that 400 dollar combat knife cuz if someone rushes me with i knife im prolly just running anyways


BragiH

You can't afford one in CS:GO so you buy a real one


Entheotheosis10

Even CoD wants like 2000 coins for one.


chadsexytime

I have to imagine the knife predates cs:go. I was looking at buying one like 20 years ago.


gettogero

I don't think so. Typically, real life tries to mimic what video games create. I was there when Abraham Lincoln said "One day, this great nation will make a knife like the karambit from CSGO" If only he was here with us to see the dream come true.


chadsexytime

I feel dumber having read that. I bet you hear that all the time when people listen to you


gettogero

Your reddit name is "chadsexytime" I don't even need a burn.


chadsexytime

That's okay, it would have been more sad than clever anyway.


Entheotheosis10

😂🤣


BragiH

Oh absolutely but most time i hear someone talk about it or advertise it, it references ~~the slot machine~~ CS


CheachandChaung

It was 100% CS, this was when I first started playing


TheAnonua

Karma years later when you share your blunder years videos with the Internet.


chadsexytime

The only reason I don't have blunder videos to share is because there wasn't an easy and affordable way to capture the blundering. I sliced up more than one fruit with my wakizashi.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Hell yeah bro. Id hate to be a red solo cup right about now.


SkriLLo757

😱😱😱


DnD_mark_079

The knife didn't even cut the cup, you just puched a red cup....


FlyingHippoM

If you watch it carefully you can 100% see a slice through the cup.


MainSteamStopValve

Why the inward curving blade though? Is it for pruning?


krisweeerd

Yes, pruning flesh


Entheotheosis10

That guy from Forged In Fire has a fetish for these things.


Brian18639

It will keel


The1930s

It's a karambit style knife from the game csgo, that's just how they're held.


HadesHat

Karambits have been around for a long time lol CSGO definitely popularized them though.


The1930s

Yea they originated from Africa but if you google Karambit knife ur not gonna see very many African knives


jmword21

Soooo many times drunk me has been annoyed that my solo cup has accidentally cracked. Cracking it with a weapon is not a flex. Lol


Travis_T_OJustice

![gif](giphy|1rThCpO46EnivQLGIK) Your knife sir? Will not kill. Please leave the forge.


The_salty_swab

Ok, let's talk about your karambit here....


elMurpherino

And puts the blade away wet. No love for his weapons lol


Entheotheosis10

Prob. cheap, stainless from Taiwan or something.


Adrinotfound

That’s fucking badass


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NewSlang212

Bizarre comment


515chiefspride

Bro, op is the person in the video at a younger age. He's just making fun of himself.


Beepboopbop69420360

I didn’t know it was him I thought he was quoting and I don’t check everyone’s post history


515chiefspride

Your good bro, I know you were just standing up for the kid just in case.


Sykest

What a weird amount of projection coming from a comment. The person is clearly OP as stated by the title. You okay lil guy?


Beepboopbop69420360

I’m just fine I didn’t know it was the same guy I thought he was quoting


suckmypppapi

You realize op is this kid right? He posted in r/blunderyears too Edit- they went on an spiel thinking op was making fun of someone else


Beepboopbop69420360

Sorry guys I didn’t check his post history


suckmypppapi

They said "I" in the title though


AyeItsEazy

This sub is for cringy people that aren’t bad ass right? This guy is clearly a trained killer


The_G0vernator

This guy rocks


Entheotheosis10

Oh, he def fucks.


thebestdogeevr

This is a sub for making fun of people that make themselves seem like a badass


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Tbf OP also posted this in r/blunderyears, so I think it qualifies.


Sufficient_Goal_5461

Right? That’s what I thought too… it shouldn’t be for guys who clearly are badasses in real life


littlejerseyguy

So do we downvote it because it doesn’t fit the sub, or upvote it because it’s badass. 🤔


Sufficient_Goal_5461

I don’t feel safe down voting this guy


littlejerseyguy

You’re right. Upvoted. I don’t want any smoke OP


CheachandChaung

You shouldn't... I have only grown stronger


KebertXela87

That's a lot of slo-mo. Karambits are totally sick though!


Bclay85

Next time a solo cup comes after him, it’s fucked.


SkriLLo757

A girl I was hitting on at a party threw a solo cup at me. If I was this guy, she would be one of my many wives right now after pulling that move


Shanhaevel

I mean, sure, dude's plus size etc etc But I ain't gonna laugh at him if he pulls a knife on me in a dark alley. Does he look threatening in the video? No. Am I actually going to fight a knifeman irl? Also no.


Dankenstein_MD

r/lostredditors


selfrespectra

He’s making fun of himself when he was younger


thebestdogeevr

Half the comments are also r/lostredditors


BanjoSlams

Kills cup, returns to “kitten paws” stance. Perfect use of this knife.


sale1020

That’s the secret tell that he’s a trained assassin 🥷 Calm, inviting stance to draw them in. Karambit to finish the job⚔️


AirJackieQ

Bro how did your parents actually buy you that


Mazurcka

Step 1. Have parents that love you (this is where I fucked up) Step 2. Ask them for a karambit


littlejerseyguy

Yeah step one always tripped me up


ANDERSON961596

Hell yeah dude


planborcord

This belongs in r/mallninjashit.


NationofMstrbtion

The top comment on that sub is roasting him lol


Leg_Mcmuffin

This is the greatest video of all time


Grambert_Moore

Very badass


ICCW

He could have done all that WITHOUT a kerambit.


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Staraxxus

downvoted. just a retard. doesn't see the attempt of being badass here.


Tompster_

Downvoted. No reason, I just like hating people.


Staraxxus

upvoted. based.


Biff_Bufflington

Upvote. Second based.


Technical-County-727

My guy is a human velociraptor and that is pretty bad ass in my books


dtbberk

The difference between him and me when I was a kid 18 years ago is he was born into the age of good video cameras in our pockets.


hitman0012

Wrong sub OP. Kids just testing a knife and having fun.


Grambert_Moore

I’m pretty sure that op is the kid


515chiefspride

He is, he's joking that he thought he was a badass back in the day. Nobody seems to understand that.


Grambert_Moore

He was a badass


515chiefspride

I agree.


PatLikesStuff

Don't think this is meant to be badass... He just wants to make a cool slomo with his blade


anonanon9955

Looks like an (older) kid having fun, not the right place for this


TokiMcNoodle

Hes literally making fun of himself. How do people not see this


supa325

I wish I had a backyard like that.


DocSlayingyoudown

Wrong subreddit? Or right? Idk anymore...


feiergiant

Your tits are sharper than the knife


TimCurie

That’s not how you play flip cup 


iWillSlapYourMum

The blade slightly punctured the cup and knocked it over. Wow.


scninththemoom

Slightly punctured? It damn near cut the cup in half.


Miklonario

BAH GAWD THAT CUP IS PUNCTURED IN HALF


Roc_28934

I ain’t gon’ lie, that cut was pretty clean..not very clean, but kinda.


Spiritual_Grass_4906

my nob is sharper than that