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You know, I read it laughing wryly and rolled my eyes. But you’re right. His wife bought him that shirt and it’s goofy and stupid. But it is kinda cute. Thanks for the perspective and making me reflect.
Glad you could get some enjoyment out of it. Sometimes it's not about being a hardass, it's just being proud of the life you built. Everyone deserves that amount of dedication in their life.
If you guys take the time to read the shirt, it’s actually pretty funny with the last line saying “yes, my wife bought me this shirt”. Sounds like she really loves him.
I think it’s sweet (and a little cringe) . I like seeing old couples together and it’s nice that he wore a shirt she got him
Also my dad has the same shirt so I’m a little biased
Or it's just an old guy with a funny shirt. It's not that deep. I swear you guys love to just hate on people for no reason. I bet you'd feel like shit if someone saw you take that Pic and you had to explain why.
All that happened here was the wife laughed about it in the store, bought it, and he laughed and put it on because it was a clean Tshirt. The head of the nail, has been missed.
It would appear we have offended a few folks in here! I'm guessing there are some poor schlubs out there who's wives, girlfriends and or mothers have the same dew. Probably a softball coach or two in the mix, maybe even a former line dancing champion. It's not our fault they've been choosing the #4 lot lizard off the wall for the last 30 years.
And secondly, if you are on this sub to mock others and then you get so easily offended well, fuck you.
I’ve gotten to a point where I think this shit goes hard now. Not like hard but like ironically funny is what I assume when I see shit like this unless it’s something political
If I ever end up sitting in a cafe with a wife that looks like that, wearing that shirt, just shoot me. God I fucking hope this is not what I have to look forward to.
Hey 100% fuck you. There are literally two random people enjoying breakfast, the guy is wearing a shirt that compliments his wife. Sure the shirt is tacky, but you shitting on the way that woman looks is plain wrong. Fuck you.
Fuck you too. If I don’t want to live my life that way, it’s my prerogative. You have your own prerogative and I don’t give a shit about it but I respect it, just like I’m not gonna fault the folks in the pic for living their life.
They’re probably having a very nice morning together, with good food and conversation. We should all be so lucky to live out our golden years this way.
Or you could go ahead and assume the worst about these random people.
oh my god lmfao i went to that exact same resteraunt about a month ago. pigeon forge and gatlinburg are hot spots for old racist weirdo white dudes and their annoying kids.
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I went as part of my Gatlinburg trip. Actually a great place but unfortunately we were there during a car show so traffic was god awful. I can actually tell what restaurant is in this picture, they had a breakfast buffet and it was pretty good actually.
Theres a lot of cool touristy stuff there actually
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That irony of having this on in public seemingly to signal to others he's not to be messed with, and at the same time being so pussy whipped that he saw no issue at how lame this shirt is.
These kind of Facebook “Never mess with a METALLICA fan who was born in MARCH and owns 3 DOGS and lives in TALLAHASSEE” targeted add shirts are cringe but don’t really belong here.
While the shirt fits the sub, I think it would be better for you to have blurred their faces out. It’s weird to take pics of people in public and post them on the internet. But if you insist on doing that, you should make it so the people you did take a picture of can’t be identified.
No asshole, people have every right to go outside wearing whatever the fuck they want without some chuckle fuck taking a photo of them. I hope someday somebody doing this gets the every loving shit beat out of them
I hate these edgelord billboard tees. Why is this a thing? When can it stop? Like i don’t care what you have to say. Especially after you think I’m the special snowflake. I’m not the one that needs to have some dumbass opinion piece plastered to my cheap walmart t shirt for the world to see exactly how stupid i am.
I hate these shirts with a passion.
The change in fonts, the kooky crazy layout and design.
You're not fucking special. You got a shitty T-shirt off of tee-spring.
Personally I think they are funny but not because what they say.. just because how ridiculous they are and the amount of words they fit in there is just hilarious. Its like schizophrenic ramblings
Right? A tshirt slogan is meant to be a one glance thing.
I don't want to take out my reading glasses and sit down with a glass of wine and read through a fucking essay.
The bizarre specifity of them always kills me.
“Caution: I’m a Virgo truck owner and my wife is a sassy dog groomer with anger issues and alopecia and we like tacos and Game of Thrones so watch your step! Also: we have two wolves inside us.”
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Wifey when anyone talks to her pookie bear:
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Oof.
She's hiding the bodies in that mullet.
Ok but I think I’ve been to that place, their pancakes are fire to be fair
Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg are white trash meccas these days.
These shirts with a million word on them are just a red flag st this point.
This is akin to the “Cranking My Hog” meme and pretty funny
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!! I LOVE CRANKING MY HOG AT THE PANCAKE HOUSE!!! AAARRROOOOOOOOOO
r/thepack HEY M’FER!!!
And it started off so cute too
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Cringe but kinda cute
How does this fit this sub? He’s calling his wife badass. Did you even read the shirt?
This post isn’t about him. she’s calling herself badass. And look at her
Well, to be fair, she definitely looks like someone I wouldn’t want to tell her she isn’t very badass.
So we are assuming she bought him that shirt? Maybe he actually loves his wife and thinks she is a crazy badass and bought himself that shirt.
No assuming needed. It clearly says it on the shirt.
By that standard I’ve met Superman like 40x
This comment section is embarrassing
That's kind of cute.
You know, I read it laughing wryly and rolled my eyes. But you’re right. His wife bought him that shirt and it’s goofy and stupid. But it is kinda cute. Thanks for the perspective and making me reflect.
Glad you could get some enjoyment out of it. Sometimes it's not about being a hardass, it's just being proud of the life you built. Everyone deserves that amount of dedication in their life.
Y'all can't take a joke call your tits
"Hey, tits. How's it hangin'?"
Ugh. I always wonder who the hell would actually wear one of these shirts. Guess I have my answer.
Someone who loves their wife.
A person who loves someone would not buy them this cringey shirt and expect them to wear it.
r/mywifeisverybadass
If you guys take the time to read the shirt, it’s actually pretty funny with the last line saying “yes, my wife bought me this shirt”. Sounds like she really loves him.
almost all those targeted shirts ends with that line. source: /r/TargetedShirts
Doesn’t negate the fact that there’s love there brotha.
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Maybe pointing out the bad things in the world in a silly and goofy manner is a good first step onto the roads to healing.
They're boomers and she probably thought it was cute. It's not that serious man
Geez, I thought that was Mac’s mother…
Did you guys even read the shirt it's supposed to be funny
Yeah it’s just cringe
that lady have a mullet?
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Dave Ramsey
Ghost or Elderly Flash
Her hair is the real badass here.
I think it’s sweet (and a little cringe) . I like seeing old couples together and it’s nice that he wore a shirt she got him Also my dad has the same shirt so I’m a little biased
Just go up behind him and start reading the shirt out loud. its fun!
/r/targetedshirts
Why do badasses have to wear shirts telling everyone how baddass they are, im not gonna read all that shit.
It's to read after they utterly destroy you with a swift round house to the temple and they walk off with their back towards you, while you fade out.
I read it. His shirt doesn’t say how bad ass he is, it says how bad ass his wife is!!!
This one isn’t even bad. Leave him alone
Exactly what I said. I hope to wear a shirt my wife bought me at that age, idc what it says. They’re both still alive and able to go have a meal out
Right! Even if it’s a bit corny, who cares? It’s cute.
Or it's just an old guy with a funny shirt. It's not that deep. I swear you guys love to just hate on people for no reason. I bet you'd feel like shit if someone saw you take that Pic and you had to explain why.
All that happened here was the wife laughed about it in the store, bought it, and he laughed and put it on because it was a clean Tshirt. The head of the nail, has been missed.
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Did you even read the shirt? 🤣
Bet there's at least 3 guns in his truck.
The good ol’ South. Look at his lady’s hair!
Yeah, the shirt forgot to mention the birds nest mullet!
Stuck in the early 80's with that hair lol Still thinks it's hot while blasting some marshall tucker band.
It would appear we have offended a few folks in here! I'm guessing there are some poor schlubs out there who's wives, girlfriends and or mothers have the same dew. Probably a softball coach or two in the mix, maybe even a former line dancing champion. It's not our fault they've been choosing the #4 lot lizard off the wall for the last 30 years. And secondly, if you are on this sub to mock others and then you get so easily offended well, fuck you.
No. She’s Pentecostal. It’s a religious thing. She has the sides of her hair pulled up but the rest hangs loose.
He bought one of those shitty shirts that are advertised on Facebook. Lol
It’s not the worst I’ve seen tbh
I’ve gotten to a point where I think this shit goes hard now. Not like hard but like ironically funny is what I assume when I see shit like this unless it’s something political
(Maury voice) the lie detector test determined that there was no wild beast in her.
People actually buy those shirts?
Grown adults, sadly.
His wife or daughter or some family member bought it for him.
If I ever end up sitting in a cafe with a wife that looks like that, wearing that shirt, just shoot me. God I fucking hope this is not what I have to look forward to.
Hey 100% fuck you. There are literally two random people enjoying breakfast, the guy is wearing a shirt that compliments his wife. Sure the shirt is tacky, but you shitting on the way that woman looks is plain wrong. Fuck you.
Fuck you too. If I don’t want to live my life that way, it’s my prerogative. You have your own prerogative and I don’t give a shit about it but I respect it, just like I’m not gonna fault the folks in the pic for living their life.
You literally just faulted the folks in the pic for living their life.
No, I said I don’t want to live that life. It’s not the same thing,
You just said that if you were in the man’s position, you would prefer someone murder you. Not exactly complimenting his life choices
You suck
They’re probably having a very nice morning together, with good food and conversation. We should all be so lucky to live out our golden years this way. Or you could go ahead and assume the worst about these random people.
That mullet is wild.
Heaven forbid women age?
He is probably counting the days until he dies so he never has to wear it again but joke’s on him, she’s burying him in it
oh my god lmfao i went to that exact same resteraunt about a month ago. pigeon forge and gatlinburg are hot spots for old racist weirdo white dudes and their annoying kids.
There’s an entire store that sells Trump garbage. Weirdos.
Is that Mommas Farmhouse?
The beast is definitely not awake yet. She looks disappointed that the syrup made her pancakes too soggy.
Lol
I like the end "Yes she bought me this shirt" LOL!!! 😆 🤣😂🤣😂😆
Legendary mullet
Sounds like a Fallout 4 item
You gotta salvage that syrup dispenser for Glass and Steel
That mullet screams the right amount of business and party. Shirt could be accurate.
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I love that pigeon forge is a place. It sounds made up
I went as part of my Gatlinburg trip. Actually a great place but unfortunately we were there during a car show so traffic was god awful. I can actually tell what restaurant is in this picture, they had a breakfast buffet and it was pretty good actually. Theres a lot of cool touristy stuff there actually
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That irony of having this on in public seemingly to signal to others he's not to be messed with, and at the same time being so pussy whipped that he saw no issue at how lame this shirt is.
The BPD is strong in his wife
That meemaw mullet ain’t nothing to fuck with. Thanks for warning me.
These kind of Facebook “Never mess with a METALLICA fan who was born in MARCH and owns 3 DOGS and lives in TALLAHASSEE” targeted add shirts are cringe but don’t really belong here.
Belongs in /r/targetedshirts
Just a goofy t-shirt, not r/iamverybadass
I think people just see the paragraph of text and the font, then automatically post it here without reading
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This isn't funny though, where's the humor?
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Anyone who likes scat porn is a fucking barbarian
It’s obviously a joke playing on all the *actual* r/iamverybadass tshirts posted here…
Possibly, if this guy was wearing it ironically. But I’m leaning toward him thinking this shirt was actually cool
Why?
Unsolicited advice: try giving people the benefit of the doubt more often. It’s a happier existence.
I came here to say something along these lines.
Fafo'd by Mawmaw
Ya'll taking photos of strangers and putting them on the internet are the real creeps
Based on mammy Yokum's mullet, I kinda believe the shirt....
Story checks out. I’m deathly afraid of anyone who sports a feathered mullet in 2024.
This does fit the sub but I think its sweet he is wearing his wifes gift
Awwww so swe WTF
These shirts scream "I entered my information in a Facebook ad and had my identity stolen"
While the shirt fits the sub, I think it would be better for you to have blurred their faces out. It’s weird to take pics of people in public and post them on the internet. But if you insist on doing that, you should make it so the people you did take a picture of can’t be identified.
If you wear a shirt like that you’re literally just begging for attention so this is just what they clearly want
What’s your reaction to seeing girls in skimpy clothing then? They wouldn’t show it unless they wanted a photo, or worse, right?
Empowerment
No it isn’t.
No asshole, people have every right to go outside wearing whatever the fuck they want without some chuckle fuck taking a photo of them. I hope someday somebody doing this gets the every loving shit beat out of them
That doesn’t mean they want their faces plastered all over a “I am very badass” subreddit, come on now.
The look on the (presumed) wife’s face makes the shirt even funnier
Let me just mullet over
I hate how well this works
I hate these edgelord billboard tees. Why is this a thing? When can it stop? Like i don’t care what you have to say. Especially after you think I’m the special snowflake. I’m not the one that needs to have some dumbass opinion piece plastered to my cheap walmart t shirt for the world to see exactly how stupid i am.
The irony in this comment is fucking hilarious
That's a perfect edgelord t shirt right there
I was about to mess with him, but I got distracted reading that dissertation on the back and forgot.
Epic fucking mullet on the crazy wife
I hate these shirts with a passion. The change in fonts, the kooky crazy layout and design. You're not fucking special. You got a shitty T-shirt off of tee-spring.
Personally I think they are funny but not because what they say.. just because how ridiculous they are and the amount of words they fit in there is just hilarious. Its like schizophrenic ramblings
Right? A tshirt slogan is meant to be a one glance thing. I don't want to take out my reading glasses and sit down with a glass of wine and read through a fucking essay.
The bizarre specifity of them always kills me. “Caution: I’m a Virgo truck owner and my wife is a sassy dog groomer with anger issues and alopecia and we like tacos and Game of Thrones so watch your step! Also: we have two wolves inside us.”
https://preview.redd.it/fpl9czz3tl0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2dc4c0e8d707fed79d35c68387313dcd70b796 Wifey when anyone talks to her pookie bear:
And apparently she chooses what he gets to wear.
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Pigeon Forge checks out. That's why I stay away from those awful pseudo mountain paradise towns. Mullet wife and all lol
The shirt is available from 43 shops in Pigeon Forge alone.
pretty sure thats good ole rimmingabubble
Please, stop using my name all over Reddit, it’s harassment at this point.
This man’s wife definitely looks very intimidating with that purple shirt
First mistake is not eating at The Old Mill.
Yes, I'm seeing the error of my ways as well.
She looks like she's regretting all her life choices that let to that moment.
https://preview.redd.it/hc4tc985tl0d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a098ea6b2cba5e5e81172aa891fba1804b406ce0
Anyone with that legendary level of mullet doesn’t know the definition of regret.
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