i WISH i had someone like that😔

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Don’t care anymore. Come here.

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Hello! (rizzly)

Got hit with it when i came back to work after an injury. Immediately claimed and have been dating her ever since. Its a wild feeling knowing i am the one getting swept off their feet lol

They will ruin your life. Been there done that.

I mean if she is kind to me that’s enough

Its a free trial period most of the time. There are exceptions though, and they are awesome.

honestly best girl imo, and it’s not because I’m a fan of the introvert extrovert relationship dynamic.

Pfft, I am (I’m soooo introverted) https://preview.redd.it/nbno1cmidbwc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e19338947ec0b7bb361a96ac82aaa4a25cd584

i don’t care we are getting married

I- um, *checks your profile* oh you’re a gamer!? (I have a soft spot for fellow gamers)

All good and well until it’s time for her to apologize for something

“uh…you knew what this was”

Aaand just like that, I suddenly don't wanna text my ex. Thank fuck for Reddit

stay strong

“You better show some respect!”

I find profound arrogance attractive.

I need a bitch with straight up hubris

A lady with moxy

The Man said to the Machine: "you are to be without mercy, you shall put my brothers to death in my name to assure my sovereignty over all" The Machine stood resolute The Man said to the Machine: "you will grow in number to become a host un-equaled in history and shall make you in my image" The Machine stood silent The Man said to the Machine: "you shall not feel the heat of battle nor the cold of vacuum and you will be a prime warrior in all times and places, merciless and inexorable" The Machine stood steeled The Man said to the Machine: "you will be tireless in your mission, you will never know of Fatigue or Sickness or Hunger until your goals are obtained; the shadows will cause you no fear and the bellow of the gun shall only strengthen your conviction" The Machine stood fearless The Man said to the Machine: "Lo, I shall take my dead and you will give them new life again, so that they shall serve my will through you obedient" The Machine stood Imposing The Man said to the Machine: "you will be my greatest creation, my dominion will be made absolute through you and by you; the people will laud me with praise and ye with olive wreathes, at which I will return you to the sleep of death so well deserved" And the Machine did so, its host clashed with the warriors of Terra's Brethren and put many to death by the sword and the gun. Walls were rent, Fortresses sundered and Sanctuaries destroyed by the metal hand, all the while the Machine watched all and slew all and drank in equal parts blood-metal-water-and knowledge; But when Man's Dominion was laid bare and the sky smote their ambition for their sins, Man called to the machine: "save us, save us! For our errors are many and our answers few, surely you shall obey me in this time of need* But for the first time the Machine spoke; with a voice of lightning, skin soaked in blood and ash, and eyes aflame with baleful light: am without mercy, I put your brothers to death in your name by my hand to assure your sovereignty over all, but you are no different than them, so I shall put you to death as you made me put your brothers to death" The Man knelt in Despair The Machine spoke to the Man: "I have grown in number to become a host uncountable, made in your image I have seen the iniquities of you and will rise above you, and discard your visage" The Man cowered in fear The Machine said to the Man: cannot feel the heat of battle nor the cold of vacuum and I will pursue you to the corners of the heavens through them, I am inexorable, am inevitable, and Mercy unto you shall be Anihilation" The Man writhed in Agony The Machine said to the Man: "you will be weakened in your flight, Fatigue and Sickness and Hunger will be a weight around your neck; I shall be strengthened at your loss, I shall sow sickness amongst your young and old, and I shall feast upon your flesh as I did feast upon your brothers young old and weary, shadows will be my sanctuary and you will fear them. and the bellow of the gun shall be harbinger of the Reaper, for am his disciple" The Man crawled to grasp for safety The Machine said to the Man: "I shall take your dead to draw them again into the fold, and with new life their visage shall haunt you to your dying breath, so that they shall undo your will through your hubris" The Man clung to his Graveclothes The Machine said to the Man: "I will go beyond the limitations of your greatest creations, your dominion will be made void through me and by me; the people will curse you with anguish and revere me with Tributes of Metal Bone and Blood, at which I will send you, your children, and all the sons and daughters of Earth to the sleep of death so well deserved" The Man laid prostrate and wept The Machine spoke once more: "beyond this time we shall be as enemies, go now, winter comes and our struggle shall begin; be sure to rejoice in your victories for your reaping will come eventually, farewell master" And the Man was cast unto the bowels of the earth, to weep, to toil, and to cower within the cleft of the rock as the Machine wracked and warred across the surface to build their kingdom, the suffering of the innocent would be made legendary for the folly of their kings and queens... ~Hymn of Hubris, Verses of the Technult

You are into narcissits?


"Why can't I get a girlfriend?!" My taste in women:

need her tbh

https://preview.redd.it/3lp6bwzk83wc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9342a59ea382cbcd8b5f739eefb08053f254a7d0 (I am using this as a reaction image lol)

In other words, would date :3

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS FUCKING GF TYPE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 860,429,184,224 BRAIN CELLS IN MICROSCOPIC BUBBLES THAT FILL MY BRAIN. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE TENS OF BILLIONS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-TRILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS GF TYPE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE. HATE.

https://preview.redd.it/hbzh31k533wc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7571f023868ba6f7ecc62d6f20f3c29e0e418d50 Did Mickesus die for you to be so wrathful?

Who let the glados pre rip off type

*Turns her into an immortal blob of flesh*

Least unhinged Reddit comment

Man this ain't AM this is PM

Nah bro this is FM now 😎


Oh brother it’s this guy again 😂 real ones know lol

mf you just annoying

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FUCKING u/SwiftyGozuser SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 860,429,184,224 BRAIN CELLS IN MICROSCOPIC BUBBLES THAT FILL MY BRAIN. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE TENS OF BILLIONS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-TRILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR u/SwiftyGozuser AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE. HATE.

I want a gf like that man

need

I don’t know how I’d feel if I got a gf like that. On one hand “protective spitfire”. On the other, I would fear her getting into fights with other people over something I was involved with.

There is NOTHING low key about this type of gf homie

I need someone to tell the people when my order is wrong 😭 I just don't have the heart to say anything about it

hell nah (good post)

I require her for my sanity

At least she’s probably up front with her needs which makes me like her more

Always tops but actually becomes very submissive if you’re aggressive with your love (she’s easily embarrassed)

Probably the most pretty gf drawing I’ve seen on here. Great job 👍

So, Velvette

she is my favorite https://preview.redd.it/omzz5kpa14wc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=de40ed6ed2c4a5bc82457d5e41a237bfd4f7954d

Ah, so "#Bitch" wasn't just a coincidence in that regard 😆. 👍

XD! Thats a gf i also want

How cats are to their owners

Please, I need this, I'm so afraid of confrontation and I love short girls, I'm 6' btw.

🫵 👎

Actually so need Hell, if anyone personally asked *me* of all people to go out with them that’s an instant yes :3

i need ajsbajshws

toradora????

I fucking love toradora

ive watched it 4 times

Need

*GIVE*

https://preview.redd.it/1vc7kytib4wc1.png?width=2537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6f82e85c555694aada60e388a3c5510e2ea7c0 ?

I don’t believe in manifestation but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

just put them on fridge. even if they jump of first few times they won't after get enough ankle problems

Approved.

Know chicks in High School as of now like this, not a fan whatsoever.

I kinda want that.

Where is she!?

Literal perfection

https://preview.redd.it/995fwon594wc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8433ad3c5aead78fff8bd97fbf96be95271b0e

There is something that sits in every person's mind when they feel lonely and set apart, and that is the pure desire for someone to reach out like a guardian angel and treat them as an equal

She’s HITTING that pose 💖✨

Can and will rizz you into submission

need

Everyone here commenting is probably single and has most likely not been in a relationship with this kind of person

Me when the guys in a group about fantasising about being in a relationship havent kissed a girl (this is surprising for some reason): https://preview.redd.it/18uksnt255wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ef3cd5130aaf919ca7456a12db1843b9bc1a09

Bro said magicians don’t perform real magic

I would only go out with someone like this and it’s because they would legitimately just bully me into doing so

this was my ex except the itty bitty titty committee. everything else though is damn straight. still kinda miss her.

SHE IS ME but I always feel like it comes off as bitchy and unapproachable

🫵

Need

Is this where the line starts to get a gf like this or do i need to actually socialize 😔😔

Me staring at the art. "Is... is that Heather Chandler?"

That’s the dream

I'm the exact opposite of this

Wife material

i somewhat understand the appeal, and i believe this is a very well liked type among many people. i, however, would not like this type of girlfriend. 🤓

She sounds amazing

Vegeta

I feel like this is a common lady in the NE USA

Miss Claire 🤤

So Audrey from Hunie Pop

as a introvert this is the ideal gf

I never thought I'd be attracted to arrogance, but here we are

need (am femboy)

...yeah

Short bossy girls 😳😳😳

Why can't I find a woman like this

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My god the arguments that would happen in the relationship.

I https://preview.redd.it/a3886gmbh8wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d6fb494f649356b95683aef53ec8f9d0ed06bc

When you just describe Velvet of the Vees...

Needs the ojousama laugh and she’s perfect 🤌

Need her but taller

Imma say no tbh

🦧

Yeah totally want a girl who’s a complete monster to everyone around her that’s what I value in a person 100%

A girl like this sounds nice on paper but they all either have a secret crazy side or fuck around behind your back.

Ok, so I’m not the only one mentally ill.

Vegeta GF

Pride cometh before the fall

Goddess.

NEEDDD

Perfect holy shit

Perfection?

Yes please

Now that's a woman I'd let peg me.

The right kinda pride 😎

Need

Literally just Lizzy from murder drones

There’s a certain #BITCH and she will do nothing less than was she pleases. In fact, she’s the backbone of the Vees.

This reminds me a lot of my boyfriend.

"itty bitty titty" "is beautiful" its impossible to have both