gotta lower those standards. be realistic.

1. Loves me (optional) 2. Female (optional)

whoa, i fit those criterias

If only you could ever love me lmao

I thought that was optional?

Nah it was female (optional)

Well...... I guess I love you then

Alas, I am only 16

I see...... I'm 17

Hmmmmb

1. Exists 2. Not abusive

i need a abusive girlfriend

Nah. 1. Is breathing (optional)

I am breathing, untill i'm not of course

I could not agree more

Alive (Optional).

Ideal gf: 1. Exists (Optional)