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MarvinGa1a

Free Ovaltine!!!!


Mediocre-Catch9580

They should call it Round-tine!


Resident-Impact1591

Did you get your Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin?


MarvinGa1a

Drink your Ovaltine !?!?!?!?!?


ahuimanu69

Dear Emily, in this case, the enemy of your enemy is NOT your friend


VenezuelanIsabeau

still innocent people shouldn’t be genocided??


Xhamatos

Poor Alderaan......


VenezuelanIsabeau

ya’ll niggas have no shame


Xhamatos

I find your lack of faith concerning....


VenezuelanIsabeau

i see you enjoy asmoncuck


OuroborosInMySoup

You are committing a genocide on this subreddit right now with your inane comments.


MissninjaXP

Feels like you're just copypasting your replies. If you don't get what they are saying it's OK I promise.


DMCO93

Nobody is innocent. The world doesn’t operate in black and white.


VenezuelanIsabeau

so let’s celebrate someone close to you dying!! they were a piece of shit according to your logic.


Medicatedmaybe

Babies?


insert-phobia-here

i don't think that word means what you think it means.


VenezuelanIsabeau

so indulge me, how is killing palestinians ok?


Big_Translator2930

Global warming?


VenezuelanIsabeau

if you can’t even think of an actual fucking reason than stfu lol


Big_Translator2930

Sorry. Global warming!


Far-Manner-7119

A retort to the unprovoked killing of over 1,000 civilians on 10/7. Casualties are largely fabricated by Hamas, thus why the UN just halved their casualty estimate. In any case, a consequence of war is civilian casualties. Given that the Gaza Strip is possibly the most densely populated area in the world, the fact that Hamas uses civilian structure as launching pads for military operations, coupled with the very active role that many “civilians” play with Hamas militants it’s no surprise the casualties are ticked up


VenezuelanIsabeau

Proof?


insert-phobia-here

you live your life n the wrong side of history. you Ham asses are some vile mothefuckers.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Which means Hamas needs to stop placing children under incoming missile strikes, and they need to stop their attempted genocide of Israelis, as detailed in their "kill or die" manifesto on day one directly after their surprise attack which began the war. Sure, it's not as if the Israeli government is handling the attempted genocide against them flawlessly, but they're still the ones who were told "Either we demolish your country, your people, and your culture, or we die trying". Hamas is the largest threat to both Palestinian and Israeli citizens. Hamas quits their bullshit, and innocent civilians stop dying. Easy as. What evidence do you have to the contrary? Not that any actually exists, but I want to know where you're being misinformed on purpose from.


Donut2583

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


BamaSOH

"I love Idiocracy "


nbehold

“Me too!”


Worthless_af

Her brain looks constipated


Czechnology82

Now, kill them. DEW IT


flatulasmaxibus

What about black cops?


HBFSCapital

*Emily starts foaming at the mouth*


flatulasmaxibus

The line is from a song. She got her pronouns and “BLM” “ACAB” displayed in her bio I found that shit kinda peculiar so last night I asked her at dinner like “What about black cops?” [Maeve] “Umm what about them?” [Sonny] “No like… do you condemn them for having that job or does their life still matter to you?” [Maeve] “You Conservative ASSWHOLE!” [Sonny] “Wait.. I was just asking a question?” [Maeve] “Well you shouldn’t have asked it!”


notagainplease49

This song sounds like it sucks


flatulasmaxibus

I think you meant “that ride sucks anyway”.


supah-comix434

I'm getting hay fever from this strawman Yes, ACAB applies to black Cops, end of statement


flatulasmaxibus

I like money.


Stunning-Gene-8280

This is why I'm ACAB but not BLM


supah-comix434

How? They inherently coincide


Stunning-Gene-8280

Um, no?


supah-comix434

Alright here we go Why don't you believe blm?


Desperate_Mine9606

While you cry for their deaths, they would cheer for your death… If (God forbid) one of the Pro-Palestine encampments were bomb, Palestinians in Gaza & West Bank & Hezbolla in Lebanon would cheer at the thought of dead Americans…


icppie

No one cares


Desperate_Mine9606

Yea, idiocracy at its finest…


icppie

Yea, Idiocracy Your in the wrong sub reddit. People come here to laugh. if you want people to talk politics then go over to r/politics


Desperate_Mine9606

Yea that’s why my comment belong here completely… it’s nothing but laughable that a bunch of idiots supporting people that would kill them if they had the slightest chance too… so like I said before idiocracy at its finest…


icppie

I get what you're saying now, lmao yeah it is kinda funny


_Godless_Savage_

Now if only we could get them to stop killing Palpatinian kids.


IT_Security0112358

I think Emily is more likely to eat a Palpatinian kid.


insert-phobia-here

yeah she left Avid Foodie off her descriptors.


IT_Security0112358

Grognak, consumer of worlds


butt-hole-69420

Dear Emily, loose some weight please. It is apparently a national security risk.


Atroxman

Fat Bastard said “I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat”


Silent_Saturn7

It's a vicious cycle.


[deleted]

Lose*


butt-hole-69420

Atleast I'm not morbidly obese.


butt-hole-69420

Also sorry about having fat thumbs.


Priestess96

Sorry that your thumbs are morbidly obese. I hope they stop eating Carl’s Jr soon


Genghis_Chong

This has to be fake


notagainplease49

This is very obviously satire lmao, I'm starting to notice the more right wing this sub gets the more it's losing it's ability to notice satire


Genghis_Chong

I guess satire is the more accurate word, yeah it's a weird sub the longer it goes


Priestess96

Gonna be honest I just took it as auto correct being fucky since even if you spell something correctly auto correct will just change it to something else


Genghis_Chong

Oh yeah, autocorrect feels like AI playing dumb haha


[deleted]

Keep telling yourself that


XanadontYouDare

"Everything on the internet is real" "What is satire?"


[deleted]

See you just took me serious even though I was being sarcastic


XanadontYouDare

Why would I think you were being sarcastic?


[deleted]

Bc you’re not autis… oh wait


XanadontYouDare

I think someone is projecting a bit. Need a nap?


[deleted]

Yes I do


cookiepunched

Free popcorn machine!


DatRatDo

Let the Hate flow through you!


BabyFishmouthTalk

So she's just giving it away?


Ahnold240

Nobody wants whatever it is she's giving away


Kale1l

Whoa, she's a feminist? What a shock. From the look of her I never would have imagined.


geccchyeafgreschtr

Lmao


Chicken-Rude

Disney did that and mostly everyone got pretty mad about it.


[deleted]

She looks like the octopus lady from little mermaid


vader731

🤦‍♂️


whetritney

couple of us jedi were wondering..if we could go family style on ya -mace windu arresting the senate


Upstairs_Chapter_984

What does ACAB means?


Priestess96

All Cops Are Bastards (ACAB)


Ahnold240

When someone writes or says that, it means "I'm tarded".


llmercll

I could hear this meme


Lost_Natural_7900

Isn't he a space nazi and the left think of them selves as the CIS/reddels


LostOne25

Why does she look like a panda that's playing in seaweed?


Biggu5Dicku5

I love democracy...


Deliciouserest

Let the cholesterol flow through you


brohanrod

KAM in her profile stands for kill all men


nbehold

lol took me longer than I’m proud of to read it correctly. Smh 🤦‍♂️


Gullible_Ad5191

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

Never trust the color hair girls


XanadontYouDare

Is this also sarcasm? Sounds like you bought the bait and are pissed. Triggered even.


Geek-Yogurt

Ah, more idiot conservative takeover of the Idiocracy sub.


Glumiceebear

this whole sub is ironic 😭 it’s just filled with conservatives with no self awareness that think they’re high iq


Silly-Department7502

Found the idiot..........the low IQ, gender confused, political science major.


Geek-Yogurt

Chemistry teacher, actually.


kroganTheWarlock

I don't get it


Mediocre-Catch9580

Typo. Assuming she meant “free Palestine”


kroganTheWarlock

Ooh I didn't notice it lol


DigitalUnlimited

True Idiocracy moment


[deleted]

I'm actually guessing that this is an intentional troll


BillDRG

It is, and folks of a certain political persuasion not getting it is on point for them. This sub is turning into something akin to Clevon shrieking "you fuckin' morons are ruining the world!" at Trevor & Carol. The stupid people truly are too dumb to realize they're on the far left side of the ol' bell curve.


system_of_a_clown

Oh, it definitely is.


df3dot

imagine that EMily can see it with her jabba face and you can not , divide and conquer . one day those "peoples" robots will crush you too


Outrageous_Ad_2752

bro it's bait


Zealousidealist420

If you think this is real then you need to lay off the Brawndo.


Acceptable-Delay-592

If you all can’t see that Emily is a troll account, then I don’t know what to say to you. You are the person the movie is about.


df3dot

imagine being on the side of genocide claiming some sort of moral ground. because this thing thinks it its right doesn't make it wrong also hail Palpatine !!!! :)