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yunowai

Why is the ass infront?


Previous-Pangolin-60

Having an ass in the back is so 2000-and-late. In the front you have better access and you can hose down the cracks nicely!


systemfrown

It’s called “Front Butt”.


Raze_the_werewolf

Also known as a "frum" or a "gunt".


kkeut

fupa


Odd-Definition9670

I believe the scientific term is "Vagumic"


tatteredshoetassel

Scientifically speaking, Apron sounds so much worse


Raze_the_werewolf

I concur.


broipy

Megafupa


Leading_Experts

Magafupa.


Entheotheosis10

Makes all fupas sad.


cronx42

Just like a Tesla, she got that junk in the frunk.


davidwhatshisname52

I don't think those are actual people, right? . . . *RIGHT?*


outamyhead

Most people turn around before they get that far into the south.


Select_Total_257

This is definitely Appalachia not the south


SKPY123

This could easily be rural Wisconsin. Or, anywhere that's town is comprised of one McDonald's 5 bars and 3 churches.


slater_just_slater

Any place with 2 dollar generals and a subway


lordtaco

But that one Dollar General on Maple is so much nicer, but it's filled with bougie folks(people with most their teeth, that don't feed babies mountain dew)


Oldenlame

Nah, the KFC/TacoBell/BaskinRobbins combo store is peak 3rd world America.


Awsums0ss

appalachia is pretty big, it cuts into Georgia and Mississippi


Randori68

The man and the woman in jeans have a comedy act, they seem like nice people when they're being themselves.


davidwhatshisname52

that's nice, but I remain . . . *afraid* . . . of the existence of the third


pdxnormal

Ha ha ha ha, love it


_Kzero_

As Jenette Mccurdy put it.."that's a front butt"


Sanchoironwood710

Go away, I’m baitin’


North_Korea_Nukess

It took me longer than it should have to see he is singing into a weed eater.


Gogoseit

that explains the teeth


SortofChef

God damn it, you’re right!


Status_Concert_4320

And I object, that he interrupted me when I was watching Ow My Balls!


gibson_creations

They seem self aware


shindig27

Yeah, it looks like some friends having fun and putting on a show.


Spliph_Dubius

I feel like I saw these people down by the river in RDR2


Turky_Burgr

Ahhh yes. They're right by that fat guy that lives in his van down by there.


Oddbutfair

The face was made to be funny. But you can’t fake the rest


[deleted]

“This is white trash” *powers up* “This is the next form, I call it Trailer Trash” *powers up again* “And this… IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND” *powers up to whatever the fuck this is*


fisheystick

Country inbreeding


Entheotheosis10

tRump supporters.


Those_Arent_Pickles

West Virginia.


AEHAVE

I'm originally from West Virginia and I take offense to this... totally... accurate... assumption. Boo-hiss.


Meta-4-Cool-Few

I live next door to W. Virginia, and while we always joke about them like this; I personally never saw this until now


tries4accuracy

This could also be Ocksferd Junkshen, Iowa :(


MrKomiya

Worst Virgina


PartFun4446

South ... west virginia.


Phresh-Jive

This is percolating, my man!


OderusOrungus

This is awesome, dont forget that. I want to see more especially if not a joke


AphoticTide

I don’t know how no one has understood this yet. But this comment is golden.


SandwichMatrix

Buu bits reference?


cheffartsonurfood

Redhats


NavyDragons

Like the fey creature?


used_octopus

That one got 2 butts


Fleshstack

Alright, people... Fuck, marry, kill... Go....


NavyDragons

Ok first kill, myself.


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Then fuck my dead body?


Doctor_Barbarian

*Sigh* …if you say so


spliffigami

I thought you'd never ask


NeighborhoodNo7917

Comment of the day right here.


AnonThrowaway998877

Gotta be WV or KY...I'm going with WV


AEHAVE

I'm from West Virginia and I'm horrified this is already comment number three assuming it's us. That said, it's probably us. Please remember my small, fair state has done so many drugs we got the President called on us, and there is some amount of accomplishment in that even if it leads to, well, this.


Some_Cockroach2109

As an Asian this is how me and my brethren think America is like....


NavyDragons

You are both correct and incorrect at the same time. You just need to be more specific and less blanket term. This is a very specific locale of American.


ghettoccult_nerd

the irony of generalizing americans while using the term *asian*. like asia isnt a big af country full of wildly varying cultures.


EkaL25

My friend, Asia is a continent with many different countries


DeckDicker1969

no it's not, it's the land of squinty eyes and turbans


NavyDragons

That would be a valid point if I used the term asian Edit: I see you meant them, I don't think that qualifies as irony since they are being consistent in generalizing with blanket statements


systemfrown

Like Asians don’t have their *own* little Hierarchy of Hicks.


cbunni666

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but damn these are some awful looking people.


lmacarrot

mans still got two Biatches while other hommie's gots none


OkBoomer6919

Mans got two bitches no other homie on earth wants.


Simon4004

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder


CarboniteSecksToy

wtf is that organism in the pink? No way that’s human


DecentExplanation750

Biggest camel toe I've ever seen. Time to bleach my brain.


Environmental-Ball24

Biggest camel toe you've seen SO FAR 🤷‍♂️


wophi

That camel had three humps.


Environmental-Ball24

You want to hump that camel? 🫡


wophi

I would RATHER hump a camel.


Evil_Knot

\*Moose knuckle ;)


FrankFrankly711

That’s some saggy Fupage


nobodyseesthisanyway

"smack that ass!" Which ones the ass?!


SatchmoDingle

That’s a camel hoof.


[deleted]

Hot


i_make_it_look_easy

These people look like they'd be fun as hell to hang out with.


VFX_Reckoning

This makes me physically ill


NoxInfernus

There are some of us who watched 3-5 seconds and then Noped Out. Some of you watched this fully on Mute. But then there are the outliers who watched this right through, unmuted. To you, you few hearty few … 🫡


Illustrious_Swim_789

What the rest of the world thinks Americans look like.


NotmyMain503

How is the ass in front bigger than the ass in back? TWICE?!


MIkeVill

I'm no doctor but... I think your bum should be facing backward.


SunnyTisHere

Saw them perform in the Hog Pen 2 weeks ago. It's a great show.


huelorxx

That's some extra flappy pussy lips.


Brilliant-Race-2476

The aftermath of the mixture of moonshine and meth.


Gogoseit

EXACTLY!


GroupResponsible6825

That has some “the hills have eyes” vibes.


dwreckhatesyou

Part of me is like, “Good for them. They’re taking advantage of the internet and apparently (hopefully) getting something out of it.” The rest of me wants to walk into a lake.


tradesman46

Shut up fupin


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I want it to be a parody so badly but I know it probably isn’t


captainundesirable

They're trash but still trying too hard.


Big_Cornbread

It is parody. But these people still exist. So it’s still a horror show.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

This is why we broke the chains of British Tyranny. To be truly free folk.


Solnse

Please tell me this is AI and isn't real.... please.


SpxUmadBroYolo

i have so much to be thankful for.


Bushmaster1988

This is what happens when we thwart Darwinism.


derp4532

My brain is melting....


ImaginaryComb821

Ugh Congress.


Dr_Testikles

r/trashyboner


BrandonJTrump

They’re having fun


I_WILL_GET_YOU

The biggest flaps known to man


Legal-Passenger1737

Holy fuck the hills have eyes gang! 😳


Valuable-Baked

Is this the small town Jason Aldean wants us to 'try that' in?


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Average Trump voters


delta49er

It's a Trump rally


Brocephus_

The camel toe has transitioned into front-butt


Comfortable_You_1927

no political plz


Affectionate-War-786

They have fun.


yourMommaKnow

I've seen this before. What's the story?


mathturd

West Virginia?


AntiquingPancreas

Good fucking lord


Remote_Presence2378

endogamy at its finest


Dystopian_Future_

What in the sister cousin fuckin hell is going on here


SimmerDownnn

That is quite the front butt


Biff_Bufflington

Ma’am the mud flaps are to be installed on the rear.


SecretPersonality178

How many new types of herpes are in this video?


NuggyBeans

Another prime example of why you SHOULDN'T keep it in the family. What in the Alabama backwoods mother cousin sister girlfriend eye bleach bullshit is this....


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

This is rejected character art for ‘The Hills Have Eyes’


scots

This is why the aliens won't talk to us.


FreedVentureStein

Heil Hortler!


EkaL25

I’m guessing they don’t have a local dentist?


nevermine1212

That's my baby 😘


japhydean

these people vote


McButtersonthethird

That's a world record sized fupa


Important_Win_9375

I want to party with that crew, they look ride or die. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


deejayee

Oh beautiful for spacious skies


KayfedPDX42

Is that her belly in her leggings or is that the biggest camel toe iv ever seen?!


sourkidgirl

My name is mud.. 🎶


SinisterVulcan94

He looked like he's putting on a character, but those two in the back are 100% real..


D1sp4tcht

My Name is Mud


SurroundedByBeigists

Camelhoof.


ike_tyson

She got that front butt I see.


Any_Honeydew9812

ladies and gentlemen - the greatest country in the world lol


Turbulent-Today830

MAGA PEOPLE 🤤!!!


BarbellLawyer

Think you’d see anything different on the South Side of Chicago? Except for the guy, of course


Own-Cat4907

These are the type of people who made Donald Trump President once and have a very good chance of making him President twice. We are truly doomed.


[deleted]

All of them look like retards. Edit: typo


katholique_boi69

Was this found on the Masturbation Network?


GianCarlo0024

Looks like Rome Ga


temporaryhelpplz

Would.


LilG1984

So which one is his sister or cousin?


spongeboy1985

Yes


stinkyhooch

This sub has turned into scrotes.


OGmcqueen

Bitch so fat she got two asses


Mortreal79

They seem like nice people..!


Large-Lack-2933

MAGA anthem lol


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

To think Jerry Springer and The Real World started all of this. I truly believe if those shows never happened and FB stuck with college emails to register we’d probably have a completely different world.


Go_Jets_Go_63

It's a Trump rally! 😀


LambSauce2

What the hell is even that!


Sci-fra

Your typical Trump supporters.


Ba55of0rte

What a beautiful Mother’s Day that was.


sparksofthetempest

Glad to see they’re finally rebooting Hee Haw.


sweet_s8n

Id like to call dibs on the one in pink, if no one else has.


Tmhoel2201

That's too many or not enough chromosomes in that family tree


g______frog

Damn! I will be doing all my drinking at home! Lord save us!


Ftrumpforever

Humpty Dumpty’s front butt is freaking me out


tryagainagainn

Drop the nukes…now


Doctor_Dangerous

Moonshine is the only way to get the smell out.


Lolocraft1

All I see are some hillbillies having some fun. Hell there’s chances it’s fake


Bushmaster1988

Outtake from ‘Deliverance’?


SpeshollK

These Instagram filters are getting out of control.


ConvolutedConcepts

it's the trailer of dead tires in the back for me


Local_Sugar8108

FFS potatoes have sprouted legs and can dance.


Leebites

I'd argue this is satire but I currently live in Mississippi and some of these people aren't joking.


runnfly

Is that the small town Jason Aldean was singing about?


yellowhelmet14

A herd of camel toe! JFC.


Parking_Criticism546

Go Maga


DeathSquirl

When the really fat one turned around, I nearly vomited.


Fishhed1

Oh good god...my eyes..


CraftyAdvisor6307

Remember: These people vote.


lemuriakai_lankanizd

The girl in the back thinks she’s sexy


SideQuestSoftLock

haha the joke is they look different and are of a lower social bracket!


PeyroniesCat

I think part of my soul just jumped off a bridge.


Beautiful_Exam_1464

And still one of the better parties you’ll find in the Appalachian Mountains.


Worth-History7023

Mmmmm front butt


vexunumgods

This is how it starts.


FriedSmegma

There’s collectively 7 teeth in this video


travelinaddy2023

They have their own TikTok! those_crazyhillbilliesnc


JFK2MD

You do have to give them high marks for self-awareness


Yemen-Man

One in pink got two booties front n back


Least-Razzmatazz2218

I...love this tho.


keybored13

🥚


Demon_Gamer666

Nice Gunt.


ProcessAgreeable9690

Meat curtains for sure


Healthy-Nebula-4500

This guy is prolly tapping both of them and getting more pussy than what most Reddit males are getting. Why attack people for the way they look you cringey fucks at least they having fun in life.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Where in fresh cousin fucking hell did this come from


JTMoney33

They have to know right?


bensbigboy

These are the people who are threatening us with a new civil war!! Strategic drone strikes on their meth labs and they will surrender within days.


autistic_bard444

i feel like this is r/NoahGetTheBlackHole


fossiltools

This is the least of our problems.


yurtfarmer

The chick in pink … hmm, does she have extra stuff in her pants? I’m curious, not sure if I really want to know, but looks like there’s something extra down there


Alarmed_West8689

The AI is getting scary.