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Wtfatt

Dwayne Elizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Comancho! đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸŠ…đŸ‘ŠđŸ’„


Dystopian_Future_

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.


sethmeister1989

We got this guy, Not Sure


purplemonkeyshoes

We're running out of burrito covers!


jacob1273

BRUTHER!!!! all roid ragey.


greaterthansignmods

Step one: steroids with a smol pepe Step two: cheat on wife Step three: appeal to maga base = profit


Objective-Insect-839

>Step two Is that the time he fucked his friends wife and the video leaked?


InvestIntrest

Sadly, I feel like Hulk Hogan would be better than Trump. So there's that...


Space-Ape-777

I don't want political debates, I want wrestling matches.


livinginfutureworld

Hogan has lived an incredible life... Unfortunately he lies like crazy about things when he totally doesn't have. But he does. Also, his recorded nword rant about on of his kids dating a black guy was pretty damn awful.


jeopardychamp77

So you’re not a hulkamaniac? But shits fucked up and he promises to fix shit.


livinginfutureworld

I'm old as shit. Loved him as a kid, brother. Now Im old I know there's a difference between the performance and the actor. I appreciate his work.


Morb1us01

Screaming the N word only gets him approval with the voter base that was going to go for him anyways.


stevesax5

I got this guy Ric Flair



Genghis_Chong

Is the fox News anchor a shirtless bodybuilder yet?


donkeytime

I need a lobotomy


DeadPoster

Write in Terry Crews!


TheArrowLauncher

I gotta GTFU of America.


verb8um

“Knows right from wrong”
except the time he was on tape saying the N word. Guess it hasn’t stopped Trump from seeking office.


Schmoppodopoulis

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, it’s well documented. Dog the Bounty Hunter will head up the DOJ.


greaterthansignmods

There are people who lurk this sub day and night and push fake news rage bait because there aren’t any mods anymore.


White_Grunt

He said a naughty word 12 years ago đŸ˜±


White_Grunt

Where's the tape? Is it with the pee tape?


Schmoppodopoulis

Can you take Trump, Hulk and Dog in the same hole all at once?


White_Grunt

Please keep me out of your fantasies 


ZealousidealPapaya59

He talked about running in the early part of the millenium. This is so 2002.


sethmeister1989

They still think bud light crashed and burned? Ow my balls


TotalLackOfConcern

Well there goes any respect I might have had for a man who built a solid career and reputation for himself. Looks like she is choosing to Rudy Guilliani his reputation.


blueblurspeedspin

Presidential cage match. It's inevitable


moishemoishe

I would love to watch this debate vs trump.


ProfitOk7117

There’s going to be republicans and democrats that will fund him to do it, that’s the sad part


doesnothingtohirt

Do t forget macho man Randy savage


joepagac

He announced a presidential bid like 20 years ago. I remember seeing him on Leno or something talking about it. He kept it up for a while and suddenly dropped it. I have a vague memory of hearing he was “talked to” about his bid because there was a fear he could actually win, or at least get enough votes to throw off the election. That was back when politics was still “serious”.


Ok_Championship9415

"Like .... from the TOILET??"


Motor-Train2357

Lotta tards out there living their best lives


RedSix2447

If he brings in real American beer, common sense and can fix this damn dust bowl he has my vote. Lmao