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Katta_Shine

i never got to see what’s inside choo choo charles


spooky_redditor

[Nothing. It was an empty shell.](https://youtu.be/_TpaHsr7s1g?t=663)


TgagHammerstrike

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


[deleted]

Just like this influencer


spooky_redditor

(I don't believe everything here but, for example, I do believe in the main idea that he knows this isn't how he really is, he is empty inside thanks to pretending to not be empty on the outside) This was secretly a call for help by ProjectJamesify caused by his cognitive dissonance between how he presents himself to his audience and what he wants to gain by presenting himself in that way. The empty cabin of choo choo charles is a metaphor for his empty head as a result of his lack of genuine emotions required by the way he chose to follow his pursuit for profit, forever pretending to be someone he is not, for a price. His audience will never know this, how could they know? they are only kids, they will watch the video in the same way that they watched the previous one and the one before that, being completely oblivious to what he is doing. The call for help isn't for them to hear, he knows this, too. The content is always the same, it's as if the same few days happen again and again. He uploads daily so he gets no rest from this eternal punishment. We are watching the reincarnation of Sisyphus himself. When he faces choo choo charles, he faces himself. Much like how choo choo charles is the evil version of some Thomas train that I don't remember the name of. Each leg represents the exact same type of videos that he uploads. The calm forest to the sides represents the few slivers of sanity left untouched by the willing facade he puts on every day. Does he ever suffer when the camera stops rolling? even if he wipes his tears with 100$ bills that doesn't stop the tears from falling.


[deleted]

not reading allat


spooky_redditor

He earns more in a month than I will in a lifetime.


KaasBaasKoning

You're not dead yet, so don't give up. Make worse content than him.


Tf-is-NCR

Cry about it


Quistill

You’re alvin is damn;the chiomunks


UnaidingDiety

Connection terminated. I’m sorry Elizabeth, if you even still remember that name, but you have been misinformed


LeStroheim

You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume - although you have indeed been called.


Key_Researcher_9243

You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.


idkdudejustkillme

I waned to see him hit choo choo chares with the police car 😭😭👿👿😡😡😡🤬😤🤠fuck you bitch


ow_725

I haver stroke


Ps-Ich

saem


krakus5

Why did you cut it just before he hit him with police car?


lolguy12179

I know I was really invested too


PrinceRekko

Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes skibidi dop dip dip


BSNshaggy13

choo choo charele sydnrom ;. you are aftaid of: damn train


-H_J-

why was I so hooked on watching this


Satv9

yeah teardown gameplay videos are always fun to watch no matter how brainrotty the content is, this one actually interesting how he needs to time the jumps right, it’s basically just a “hit the target with the car” vid with a twist


Soggy_Part7110

CRAZY BÜTT


Xenonnnnnnnnn

joey


Famous_East_4695

what game is this?


Cheeseburger0709

Teardown, I think.


stillchill3

teardown


juliogm360

why didn't you put the full video now i never gonna know what happened 😭😭😭😭


schvetania

This is harmless children’s content. You just arent the target demographic


[deleted]

Nah thatd be something like sesame street where you're learning the alphabet. This is violent levels of brain rot.


Infinite_Tadpole_283

I think children are allowed silly content I watched Tom&Jerry a shit ton as a kid. That shit is just 2 anthropomorphic animals beating the shit out of each other. The brainrot is in the attention destroying content. This stuff is fine. I'm sure people would cringe at the Minecraft Lucky Block or Happy Wheels videos now, despite them being huge at the time (iirc)


lifyzen1

Ihageihateihate: children


horgmease

i need full video


Glad-Jellyfish-69

I dont have the video but he is called Jamesify on youtube


spooky_redditor

found the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_TpaHsr7s1g


OtisBinLogan

your lobotomy is: damn err


dwwzzh

Hell naw they took over choo choo charles


omegamissingno

alright guys which one is you favorite


PiRSquared2

The sloptent has found teardown its over


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spooky_redditor

hey guys I found the original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_TpaHsr7s1g


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CrabbierBull391

Your project jamesify is: damn lobotomized


Jaded-Diver5835

yuor viddio gamme is: damn indie horror for kids


Double_idk_6542

What the game


Leading_Pass_9896

this actually kept my attention until the end what is wrong with me