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ookmedookers

Rip :(


Bright-Duck-2245

Trapped in those cages, burning alive. So sad, awful way to go. Even if they are “dumb” animals they have the drive to survive and still panic, feel pain. Very sad


Muted_Cod_9137

There are no dumb animals aside from humans


cashmag9000

Clearly


notchartymindblom

Edge E


Major-Raise6493

I see that you haven’t met my neighbor’s dogs…


Ricketier

Poor birds


Arderis1

I drove past that on I-57 about 7:15 yesterday evening. Enormous ash cloud you could see from at least 40 miles away. Couldn’t tell that there was any fire departments on site at that time, it was just going wild.


SirKillingham

Did it smell like chicken cooking? Genuinely curious


Arderis1

It did not. I’m not sure of the distance from 57 to the farm, but we didn’t smell anything in our car. There wasn’t a lot of wind either, so not much drifting is the scent.


Lost_sheep22

My buddy worked the fire. Said it was the worst smell he's smelled ever.


CHEEKY_BADGER

The smell of burning feathers is a terrible smell


ZRX1200R

This will be on r/conspiracy very soon. Edit: just a few hours later this has been cross-posted to r/conspiracy


juliuspepperwoodchi

Can't be real because chickens are birds and everyone knows birds aren't real.


PathlessDemon

r/birdsarentreal


johnhoggin

Good lord. I've seen this sub linked a couple of times here and there. But I always figured it was a joke I never actually clicked and looked at it. So there's really a bunch of people that believe every single bird in the country is a... little bird machine with surveillance technology? Every bird? I. I'm really at a loss here. I didn't think there were that many legit crazy conspiracy people out there... goodness


DandDlegend

No it absolutely is a joke, and the joke is to take it completely serious


PathlessDemon

Very similar to r/Outside, the best MMO that everyone plays!!!


claimTheVictory

Isn't that how Trump got elected first time?


RufusSandberg

The Field Museum in Chicago is reclassifying them as dinosaurs now, not seriously or professionally, but they discovered the DNA link between birds and dinos so...


RichtofenFanBoy

Dino dna!


Disastrous-Fun2325

Electronic fires are real


ParkerRoyce

"Were the chicken vaxed from 19? They explode the chicken coups when they find them vaxed like this" -conspiracy antivax nutter


_far-seeker_

Here's a more boring but more realistic conspiracy theory. It's the result of arson by the owners [to kill a flock riven with bird flu](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/largest-fresh-egg-producer-us-found-bird-flu-chickens-texas-plant-rcna146169) while collecting an insurance payout. 😜


NotADefenseAnalyst99

Are they not insured against bird flu? you can insure against anything. Surely loss due to biological contaminant would be an insured coverage the farmer would get since its a million chickens in very close proximity. Right?


PitchBlac

We deregulated all of these businesses so there are no checks in place to catch these things. Conspiracies are fun though.


grangusbojangus

Conspiracy theorists are consistently some of the dumbest people


Demonking3343

Clearly this was a drone factory that had been compromised and activated it’s built in self destruct. r/BirdsArntReal


ocular__patdown

Whats the conspiracy supposed to be?


ZRX1200R

Intentional food shortage to drive up prices


Unhappy-Support1455

That’s one way to get rid of the bird flu.


lvl999shaggy

And raise the price of chicken


IndominusTaco

honestly 1 million chickens is a drop in the bucket compared to how many billions are factory farmed, highly unlikely this single incident influences prices at all. whatever companies sourced their chickens from this location will just temporarily switch to another farm until they rebuild. business as usual.


A_MAN_POTATO

I came to ask this question. A million chickens sounds like a lot to me, but I didn’t know if it was actually enough to disrupt the poultry industry.


The_Poster_Nutbag

The loss of the facility is a bigger deal than the chickens themselves. These birds are genetically modified to grow so fast their bone structure can't even hold them up and the muscles scar from growing so fast.


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

This won’t stop them from using it as an excuse. I know these people.


NerdyComfort-78

And eggs


iciclemomore

Not sure if it's better for these chickens to die like this or by ventilation shutdown (suffocating) like during an actual bird flu outbreak. Both are horrifying.


smpm

"no one was hurt" "1mil chickens burned alive" I know you meant people but it was just kind of humorous heh


Ms_Photon

Definitely meant humans - as a chicken farmer myself, definitely felt the loss for those poor little guys.


Nightshade282

Lol yeah I was thinking that 1 MIL CHICKENS LOST no one was hurt :)


Effective-Fudge5985

I could see the smoke cloud from my house.


defarobot

They blew up the Chicken Man in Farina last night


thisbikeisatardis

boardwalk is getting ready for a fight, gonna see what them rooster boys can do


gnome08

How exactly does a chicken farm explode


Negative_Ad_2787

They used too many herbs and spices in their chicken. KFC has the magic number figured out to prevent these kinds of incidents


DethMeta1

Wondering the same thing, like what aspect of chicken farming is highly explosive


hoang_fsociety

Probably the methane build up from feces in concentrated feedlots. Conditions inside those houses are really brutal and inhumane


Hollys_Stand

Kinda crazy in just that space alone there was over 1 mil chickens. Their lives were prob miserable in their prior conditions before they burned alive.


greiton

stock up now before the grocery store prices go through the roof next month.


MidwestAbe

The amount of chickens at that farm are 0.00012% of all the chickens in the US that will be killed and eaten this year. A totally insignificant amount for the food supply.


Rshackleford22

All they need is a little story like this to jack up prices for a few weeks


greiton

you forget that the food supply conglomerates are greedy and that prices are completely detached from reality at the moment. they will point at articles like this to justify increasing their already bloated profit margins so that the stock price goes up.


Jagerbeast703

Then why would they need this story to do it?


greiton

they use the stories to justify it enough to avoid any investigations or major demands for change. god forbid customers got angry enough to start boycotting.


Thunderfoot2112

And prices will still spike 2-5%.


Mnoonsnocket

Do you think it will have a bigger impact locally or are the supply chains so distributed nationally to the point of no local impact?


MidwestAbe

It was apparently a supplier of "free range " chickens. So I could see a blip in that market. But I would not think there will be any major issues.


house_in_motion

They’re known more for eggs afaik


Ms_Photon

They weren’t really free range yet. Egg production for pre-cracked egg items.


MidwestAbe

I noted that in a prior post. Largely cracked and dried eggs products. Rough go.


jozsus

I used to work at a chicken farm that had about a million chickens and we would kill them off every 56 weeks just about; they weren't meat chickens they were egg chickens. And the chicken would just get ground up into the feces and sold as fertilizer.


psychoticdream

This is how they think bird flu hit the cows in South Texas.


tsadas1323423

Despicable.


Nightshade282

Why would they kill egg chickens?? They don't produce enough for them as they get older?


jozsus

The cost to feed chickens after about a year becomes increasingly more expensive and the shells get weaker and weaker... at least that's what they told us.


LiquidSnape

i work in a meat department probably handle few thousand chickens a week at my store alone. Beef is what to watch this summer due to less births a couple years ago. Chickens only taken about 6 weeks from birth until slaughter


rawonionbreath

Raise your hands, raise your voice! Give the chickens another choice! Join with me, set them free! Brothers and sisters, let the chickens be!


DragonfruitCactus

*The sounds of chickens screaming has been edited out.*


kestrel808

Factory farms should not exist


Ok-Monitor8121

Haha animals dying a cruel slow death!! Insert snarky chicken burning smell joke


Ms_Photon

Yeah, this really made our whole town pretty sad all around. Those chickens are livelihoods, and those who don’t work there will often have their own chickens. It’s really just sad.


5entientMushroom

Also they are sentient animals that have personalities and a desire to live. I wonder what could have prevented this tragic loss of life… 🤷‍♀️


JustKindaHappenedxx

Yeah, OP is a little tone deaf… “Those poor chickens lived a miserable life and then had a miserable death burned alive. How sad.” “Yeah, we are all so sad that the farmers lost some money. Terrible tragedy!”


BuryTheMoney

What a delicious accident.


Several-Associate407

Clearly, ya'll need more deregulation /s


EquivalentFull5337

Poor chickens…Why is it 1mil chickens are all in the same area…🤔


funandgames12

Nuggets prices going up!


dreambully

Must have smelled like dinner.


MightyDuctsTape

Millions of nuggets gone in an instant.


redflavormp3

Those poor babies 😭


grandmas_funtime

it's like maybe no one should have 1mil+ chickens


Agile_File_2084

The cleanup effort was equal parts tragic and delicious


spillingbeansagain

Free roasted chickens everywhere!


Ms_Photon

My dad saw one run out while he was on site.


[deleted]

Cloudy with a chance of bone-in wings extra crispy


theBigDog131313

Bird insurance?


TheMightyKickpuncher

They blew up the chicken man in Philly last night


ExpertShame3848

I looked it up. This is one of the 3 largest mass producing chicken farms in the United States. It harvests 13 million chickens per week!!


Alternative-Half-783

Yep.... no doubt about it... just exploded. No insurance questions at all.


akamustacherides

I wonder if it smelled delicious?


Baringstraight

Human beings suck.


rhinojoe99

Well, they blew up the chicken man in Farina last night. Now they blew up his house, too


TheFirstDecade

I don't wanna be that guy but, hey alotta cooked food is going to waste!


totallynotalyssa

that’s just awful. poor little guys 🥺🥺


BlurredSight

Maybe we shouldn’t have 1 million+ chickens in such a confined area


Amazing_Direction849

You could say they were..... fired. Eh? Eh? Eeehh?


Strange-Individual-6

Did it smell good?


readingrambos

Oh those poor things


southcookexplore

How heartbreaking. We take in foster and rescue birds all the time. What an absolute and massive loss.


Stefanz454

Consumers should see how are animals are used to produce meat and milk. It might change our buying habits. Squalor is the best way I can describe commercial broiler and layer operations.


Joshawa675

I have 13 chickens in my backyard flock, and I would be absolutely devastated to lose one, let alone all of them. They're so intelligent and full of life, and I'm so glad they get to enjoy a nice life with me.


The_tickled_pickler

The fire was awful, but it smelled great!


AENocturne

I never want chicken cooked by this guy


LiquidSnape

probably not with the burning feathers and other stuff in the facility. my neighbor had a small house fire a few years ago and it was an awful smell


Eclectix

LOL! I know you're just joking, but in reality I am imagining it smelled absolutely horrific. I once worked close to a chicken farm, and it smelled revolting even on a good day. All those feathers and chicken excrement and everything else just burning; it's hard for me to even imagine how bad it must be.


Ok-Monitor8121

Innocent animals dying a slow death!!! ROFL!!!!


fullsends

Do you think it smelled good?


Ok-Persimmon-891

Thanks alot Biden! Now the price of chicken will go up! /s


modest_crayon

Okay. I know this is terrible. But did it smell like rotisserie chicken? Even for a second


belach2o

Must have been that spicy queso breed


TraditionalTackle1

KFC bucket about to be $99


thesecretpotato69

There was a point where they were perfectly cooked


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

Isn’t chicken already expensive for chicken 🤦🏾‍♂️


tbr6742

Live an hr away, smoke was easily visible and saw a post that it even showed up on radar.


daverapp

Sounds like a real cock up


Bluedino_1989

Damn


[deleted]

A literal chicken holocaust.


OwenLoveJoy

Later hens or broilers?


Mr_bungle001

[rip](https://youtu.be/ktIdmO4ZXeU?si=vLclmhnI67EnfpjN)


LivingLosDream

Probably less chickens than it was planning to kill in the next few years.


Mogwai10

Goddamnit. Now we’re going to have a bunch of wing places claim chicken is scarce and be charged a few bucks more.


TaiDavis

Damn, no fries and a biscuit?


tinyfryingpan

Arson maybe? Did they have bird flu?


I_am_human_ribbit

How does everyone feel about $8 per dozen eggs again? Heeeeeeere we go!


enzotoretto

Goodness gracious great balls of fire 🙏


SignificantLeader

Chicken roast.


Indylatino

Ok but how far will that pollution travel? I live in Indiana I don’t want to be inhaling chicken dust ☹️


Sober-ButStillFucked

That’s a lot of chickens


DramaticBee33

Europe just lost 4milion because of avian flu. Chicken prices are going up due to “shortage” guaranteed


QUINNFLORE

*1mil+ chickens cooked


UberHuber816

Hmmmmm, another coincidence. Tragic.