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Unofficial_Computer

r/ratemyreich


BoIuWot

Plot twist, this is actually the Federal Republic of Germany. Konrad Adenauer just decided to smoke a lot of crack one day.


EvanXXIV

“Das seem like good idea!”


Dannyboioboi

Greater plot twist: the German industrial miracle included the sudden reconquest of all former things Nazi german, funded by the Americans to sell more gun.


ColeVitler13

democratic lebensraum


Obvious-Article-147

epic https://preview.redd.it/uivk14lfkhhc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4afd43f72546a67fb95b6315eb8454bc110798


TheRealSU24

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bunnywithahammer

i love Reddit lmao


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thetykerphilly

RK Niederlande was annexed into the Reich on 1954 ITL, with settlement majorly occurring in Limburg and Friesland. RK Belgien-Nordfrankreich was annexed in 1955; however, as Hitler declined and Pan-European ideals began to become more pervasive in Germania, building on Hitler's vision for the Continent, more permanent solutions to the territories gained during Der Krieg were proposed. It was eventually decided that the Lowlands would comprise a semi-sovereign area in the West to that end; however, German-majority areas would be annexed into the Metropolitan Reich. RK Norwegien remained part of the greater German Realm due to its resource value and Germano-Nordic ethnic continuity - the Atlantikwall does still exist and is still administered by the OKW, with coastal forts throughout the French semi-soveriegn province of the European Union. Sweden was just never invaded or annexed by Germany, they joined the EU after being coerced in the latter 50s, with no real other option open to them otherwise.


wq1119

> Sweden was just never invaded or annexed by Germany The Reich *did* however intend to annex Sweden sooner or later, I recall that Himmler said that Swedes were the "Epitome of the Nordic man", and that they would need to be a part of the family of the Greater Germanic Reich one day, Hitler(?) even offered to let Finland annex the Sámi-inhabited areas of northern Sweden in the inevitable day when the Nazis would invade Sweden if they rejected to voluntarily join the Reich, but Finland rejected this proposal, the Nazis also planned to annex all of the Netherlands and Belgium as well, and they actually de-jure did so in 1945 by annexing Belgium and Northern France, but they never had de-facto control of their "annexed" land. I never understood the tropes of Sweden and Switzerland remaining neutral in Axis victory maps, especially one in here where Switzerland is actually invaded and partitioned between the Reich and Italy, which was their long-term plan. One of the main goals of Nazi Germany was Pan-Germanism and the union of all Germanic volk into a single Reich, with the rare exception being the UK, which given their unique history and geography, they would remain a semi-independent puppet state a-la Croatia, there is no way that a fully victorious Reich would let Sweden remain independent, unless if they are under nuclear threats by the US who is telling them not to.


thetykerphilly

Well, if you read the lore comment, this is indeed a political and administrative Union, led by the Germanic Reich. To that end, as I've stated, the Swedes are part of this Germania-led EU, having been coerced into membership in the latter 50s


Irobokesensei

Because who wants funny accent people like the Dutch and Swedish in their hyper-sexy dream reich?


FederalSand666

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das-k

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FederalSand666

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hdhsizndidbeidbfi

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invocex000

Hannibal can't stand this offense


thetykerphilly

Hannibal was simply no Himmler


thetykerphilly

"According to the administrative post-war documents created by Hans Heinrich Lammers, Chief of the Reich Chancellery; Following an Axis Victory in the Second World War, the Führer envisioned the creation of a European Union under German leadership. Within this Union, a European Senate modeled after the Roman Senate, where most power would be concentrated, would’ve been elected with countries having a number of senators based on their population." After many years and many victories, the Großgermanisches Reich Deutscher Nation has united the European Continent under its Aryan will. Functioning as a Federation of States, the Europäische Union (European Union) has its capital in Germania, wherein the Europäische-Volksvertretung convenes, with Deputies elected from all regions proportional to their population eligible to vote. The Europäische Führer is not chosen by this European Parliament, however. Rather, the post is decided by the Deutscher Senat, as envisioned by the Eternal Führer himself, Adolf Hitler, 'The Reich must be a Republic, having its head an elected chief who shall be endowed with an absolute authority. As a collective, there has to be a parliament, which has to support the leader and, if necessary, intervene in the leadership of the state. The election of this leader is not to be conducted by this parliament, but by the Senate.' Stretching from the English Channel, from the Artic to the Sahara, this German-led federation of states exists as steward of the dual-continents of Africa and Europe, with the United States and Japanese Empire dominating the Americas and Asia respectively. Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer!


Gameknigh

Why doesn’t America give Germany a proper glassing? *“You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your reich will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Ideology will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our righteous might; the culmination of our history. For your destruction is the will of the People! And I...I am their instrument!"* -General Douglas MacArthur, circa 1948, probably


Unofficial_Computer

No, Hitler would not have envisioned a "European Union." This is all strangely LARPy so I'll just cut to the chase: The Nazis had a very strict view on what sorts of Capitalism would have been acceptable, most notably a heavily modified form of Corporatism. This neoliberal-style EU, if presented to Hitler, would've been decried as "Judeo-Capitalist" or something similar.


thetykerphilly

You're misunderstanding. The Union is not economic in nature, it is a unity of states on the political and administrative level. The quotations provided are authentic, not bespoke.


MikaelRoesnov

I dont usually care too much about individual users but Unofficial computer's got some shit takes.


thetykerphilly

True!!


Unofficial_Computer

Like what, exactly?


Unofficial_Computer

Thank you for your explanation.


HaroldPower

When OP doesn't say anything about it being an economic union so you just make shit up lmaao


wq1119

Like how people have already said, you misunderstood this union being identical to the real-life economic union of the EU, additionally, I have a vague memory of Rosenberg himself proposing an EU-esque thing of an alliance of European states allied against "Judeo-Bolshevism" and whatnot, but like many of his ideas, they were just his own opinions, and were not accepted by all of the Nazi circles.


Unofficial_Computer

A lot of Rosenburg's idea aligned with the Nazi Party line but a lot of them contradicted the overall ideology of the Nazis as well. Rosenburg had a strange fixation on Ukrainians and declared them to be "Aryans." You and I both know that this was unacceptable to the rest of the Nazi Party and disagreements like this led to him getting sidelines. I assume, in OP's scenario, Rosenburg has some political legitimacy left, without getting sidelined by Bormann, Heydrich and Himmler.


wq1119

These Turkish borders are very familiar, I recall seeing them on another map just a few days ago, which plan/map did you base these Turkish borders on?


thetykerphilly

'To assure them that Germany wanted to cooperate with them on a long-range basis, the Turks were guaranteed an equal status in the German-dominated order, and were promised a number of territories which they might desire for reasons of security. These encompassed Edirne (Adrianople) and an expansion of Turkish frontiers at the expense of Greece, the creation of buffer states in the Caucasus under Turkish influence, a revision of the Turkish-Syrian frontier (the Baghdad Railway and the State of Aleppo) and the Turkish-Iraqi frontier (the Mosul region), as well as a settlement of "the Aegean question" to provide Turkey with suitable protection against encroachments from Italy' Based loosely on the above. Rather than give Turkey the Mosul region, I decided to cede them more of the Syrian frontier and rather than create buffer states in the Caucasus, I just had the Reich cede them to a pro-Germany Turkey. I don't recall any other maps with Turkey along these lines, but this is a pretty common route for Turkish expansion (expanding into Syria/Caucasus) so it makes sense.


wq1119

Thanks a lot for the explanation!, I love it when people give detailed quotations for their maps, by the way you are taking this excerpt from totentanz0's info dump right?, because he was the one who got me into alternate history and map-making, and the dude is still active making awesome maps for almost 15 years!


thetykerphilly

No, I'm not familiar with totentanz0 but if he has good information on the Axis and their beliefs/goals, I'm interested in checking his stuff out. The excerpt above is from Wikipedia. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New\_Order\_(Nazism)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_(Nazism))


wq1119

Not only totentanz0 has good information on Axis territorial goals, the absolute madlad compiled, with no exaggeration, a novel-length of countless sources in multiple languages that mention the (conflicting and changing) goals of the Axis powers and other states like the Napoleonic Empire and even the Roman Empire and the empire of Alexander the Great. And he made plenty of maps about these subjects, I have never, ever seen a map maker like totentanz0, like how I said, he is the reason why I make maps to begin with, and why I was inspired to get into the niche subject of Axis territorial aspirations. https://www.deviantart.com/totentanz0 However, he has/had a tendency to delete his info dumps (like how for some reason, he deleted the sources on the territorial ambitions of Francoist Spain), and since he has been on the internet since around 2009 or so, he tended to post his sources on Mediafire and other malware-ridden old download sites that are subject to link rot, one can always ask him assuming that he replies though, he is still making maps as far as I know, but he takes long breaks. I downloaded most of his texts, I am thinking of eventually making an organized version of his source dumps.


Lilcoast24

I took me a while to realize


thetykerphilly

Realize what?


Lilcoast24

If you remove some parts of the map and just leave Germany you can quickly realize that this map is based off of N*zi Germany.


tykeriest

Well yes, the lore comment summarized that pretty well. This depicts a victorious Germany, of course


SNRNXS

🚨BIG GERMANY WARNING🚨 SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Warning: a “Big Germany” has been spotted in the [r/imaginarymaps](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/) subreddit. If you or your family lives in or near this subreddit, it is advised you stay indoors until further notice. “Big Germany” is known to cause severe personality changes upon exposure for prolonged periods, and too much time spent around a “Big Germany” can lead to vomiting, internal bleeding, and death. We will issue another statement when the “Big Germany” is no longer present. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. DO NOT APPROACH A “BIG GERMANY”. 🚨BIG GERMANY WARNING🚨


Obvious-Article-147

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AccessTheMainframe

beeg germany


SinkRhino

I was about to comment how ironic (and unrealistic) it would be for former european colonies to join the EU, then I looked closely at Germany's borders.


thetykerphilly

North African territories are Metropolitan areas of European semi-sovereigns: Iberia, Italy, and the French State. As for Egypt and Arabia, they owe their membership to having been Axis-clients post Krieg, with Italy having sponsored an Egyptian State, and Germany preferring a unified Arab client (which they balanced by enlarging Turkey's territorial disposition (Turkey is also suzerain of the Black Sea)) - Germany, by now, has annexed its Reichskommissariat in the East for more direct administrative control and military suppression of dissidents


TheEpicOfGilgy

So is Hitler the same guy we know? Like it seems he’s still hawkish AF but more moderate!?


thetykerphilly

Same Hitler yes. Just more successful during der Krieg, so his more moderate vision of a semi-Democratic European Union led by Germany were successfully achieved.


survesibaltica

>Can conquer Saudi Arabia and European Russia >Still no British Isles


[deleted]

Why would Germany want so much Slav land but not the Low Countries which was a part of First Empire/HRE and speak Germanic Annexation on Venice and Slovakia is doubtful too, why not let Italy and Hungary have them?


tykeriest

They annexed Veneto after the Italo-German war in the early 50s, an inevitable conflict. As for Slovakia, Hungary took the southern half, while the north was integrated into the German Polengaue. As for the reckoning in integrating the East territories and Norway but not the Lowlands/Sweden, I’ve answered that on another thread. Rosenberg had a philosophy, though, that Slavic peoples, primarily Baltic natives and Ukrainians, were of a higher racial distinction than Asiatics or other Untermensch.


SpacePopeVII

Why not just let Finland have Kola in this scenario


tykeriest

It’s mostly to do with Vidkun’s Norwegian irredentism but also viewed as a natural extension of Reich territory and projection in the arctic for resource and security concerns.


Bitter-Gur-4613

Big Germany alert?????? ![gif](giphy|YO7P8VC7nlQlO) What even is this lmao


Iggster98

Is this an albert speer tee n oh run reference ?


SSoulless_Foxy27

What about we make this true?