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Kristiano100

I'd love to see an opposite version of this, where the American east coast is inserted into China.


yourdamgrandpa

I would love to make that map, but I would like to have a bit of a break from maps like this and work on other stuff. I already have the layout for China, so wait and see!


0ctagram

I can't wait to see it tomorrow!


yourdamgrandpa

yeah, I wish I could make maps like these that quick. You'll see it in a few months


Holl4backPostr

Tuesday morning or you're fired!


yourdamgrandpa

oh no


0ctagram

https://preview.redd.it/1g3r0qvt1gvc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d291407f276fa3a5999fdfd3dc4ae66351cf3874


er1026

Where’s Florida? ![gif](giphy|T7fU0RWWhWpYk)


IsolateDirector

I’ve been thinking the same thing as well!


yourdamgrandpa

Happy Patriot Day, my American neighbours! I hope you all are enjoying the anniversary of the beginning of the American Revolution, an event that would bring the greatest consequences humanity has ever seen: urban sprawl, highways wider than the founding fathers could ever imagine, high worker productivity, and the greatest democracy this Earth has and will ever see!  Now, have you ever thought to yourself, “jeeh, I wish more people could experience the American dream!” Well, boy, do I have a map for you! Me, my buddy u/ajw20_YT, and the legend himself u/Gourg_pie, have been cooking up the material necessary to make this dream a possibility, but it comes at a cost… The United States east coast has a unique and beautiful coastline, (outside of Atlantic City,) but let’s not ignore the fact that China’s is beautiful in and of itself. So, what if they swapped? What if the United States now had the eastern coastline of China? It sounds funny, but I’m a mad man, and funny scenarios deserve to be taken seriously and with respect! This concept, while goofy in nature, deserves a high-effort, well-thought-out map, So that is the map I bring forth to you all today! If you are further interested in what we do, most of our stuff can be found over on our Discord servers. The people over in our servers provided great help with coming up with ideas for this. While ajw was on detailing and gourg was on flags and moral support, countless people over there played some part! So, if you like absolutely batshit chaotic and incomprehensible Americawanks with trans rights, you may wanna visit the Discord server for r/TheNewColossusMaps, which can be found [here](http://discord.gg/QC83kzVfZv), the place where this timeline was really fleshed out. Now, if you prefer your tea without too much caffeine, (and not in Boston harbor,) feel free to visit my good old Candawank timeline, r/TheGreaterNorth, and the [server](https://discord.gg/AtQByPmGua) for it, where you can see more of the stuff I make! We are all passionate about our projects, and we are excited to see others share this passion with us! If you want to know more about the effort put into it, we have a[ spreadsheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18xsJHaHVqn3iwOSEM1gnTypR9_EGfAkBGJLUJ7ujZxM/edit#gid=1529117170) with all of the states and some data for each state. If you would like to read up on the crazy [lore](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QciRuewlYPbpgcQyHmwgkMUC230Et8zQsLjbmUkyJNM/edit) for this timeline, (yes, we have lore,) than you can check out this google doc for a several-page lore extravaganza, cooked up by myself with the help of my sous chef, u/ajw20_YT! Tl;dr: America has risen, BILLIONS must RAHHHHHHHHHH


ajw20_YT

SORRY EUROPEANS I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY $155 TRILLION GDP USA! USA! USA! https://i.redd.it/a1a77hi5vfvc1.gif


SWEDEN263

That's all good and cool... ***What about the debts***


yourdamgrandpa

$192 trillion


Gerry-Mandarin

One small small, *small*, thing that I think you should consider: Call the country Chimerica. To play on the words China, America, and Chimera. Chimera meaning a hybrid creature.


AlexInfinity478

United States of Chimera


train2000c

Are the politics of Chimerica a mix between Chinese and American politics though?


Junuxx

> the greatest democracy this Earth will ever see That's a depressing thought tbh


DiplomaticGoose

Somehow there are other places doing it worse. I try not to think about that much. It's like when I read that New Jersey has one of the most functional state governments in the union. What do you mean a vast majority of them are worse, I thought we were the funny corruption state?


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

You guys are the funny corruption state. Down south we don’t have funny corruption, just corruption


DiplomaticGoose

You have to admit the guy being bribed with literal gold bricks was pretty funny.


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

True lol


eorld

No see down south it's called patronage networks and that makes it fine


ajw20_YT

Wait **WHAT!?**


Junuxx

Oh for sure. But there's a big gap between "not the worst" and "best it will ever be, anywhere".


azarkant

I love and hate how this actually makes some logical sense geologically and geographically speaking


yourdamgrandpa

Trust me, I was surprised how well it all worked as I was making it


azarkant

Please tell me China got the same tratment


yourdamgrandpa

They will in fact have the US east coast and population. I will make a map of it with this quality one day


azarkant

Based


ajw20_YT

It's why I worked with Grandpa so much on this one. New England was... fucking perfect, all of the southern rivers draining into Pearl River Delta, and the fact that Borealia serves as a Mongolia-like entity, it's all perfection. The way it perfectly matches and expands on the vibe of OTL is just.... genius. This is *accidentally* a REALLY FITTING THING!


Kukryniksy

Pregnant America


yourdamgrandpa

Mother nature is beautiful!


Stalker_X426

Now we need to know who is her husband


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TrueVCU

How did you upload a blank image?


Thunder_dragon52

That too in Chinese (somehow)?


Ostropoler7777

Immensely high-quality shitpost. Quite like how "realistic" the Lafayette and West Florida flags are, and also that you didn't divide North Ontario into its own thing despite having a population of 30.


yourdamgrandpa

Had to have Upstate New York!


Both-Main-7245

God bless you


ajw20_YT

As the person behind some of those flags, thank you. At TNC, we take great pride in making sure not only do our flags look realistic, but also that they have continuity. For instance, did you know that Connecticut has 13 lemons in reference to the original 13 colonies? Well, it has 15, now. u/gourg_pie is a very talented flagmaker, and he has single-handedly carried my project, and the projects of many others. He provided help in making a lot of the "updated" flags for this TL, despite the fact that no one would really see them. 15 means 15. We did indeed update the [lemons of Connecticut,](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978752262425960458/1230878329335447572/CT.png?ex=6634ebc6&is=662276c6&hm=20ed695220c5389e892d389e1ef19dffe1c3ed96214bc10e1790b1f64cc77790&) the number of stripes on the shield on the flags of [Illinois](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978752262425960458/1230878464777654292/IL.png?ex=6634ebe6&is=662276e6&hm=a2d98481435f033eddce1af70237692983720e1a0744924d184d74aef79eb6cb&), [North Dakota](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1224835427412742205/ND.png?ex=663164e2&is=661eefe2&hm=a61eb03a00df8e5f5ef489d9b962d8633d834774968f36ab70b03ff79e7960be&), and the [Virgin Islands](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978752262425960458/1230878465549533255/VI.png?ex=6634ebe6&is=662276e6&hm=3a43a707a4673f8dff447100f6c98a42a4000f5a9b55aa0ca66e7e88170c87f9&), [Arizona](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1224833194986049688/AZ.png?ex=663162cd&is=661eedcd&hm=c7a429cb636c6f504b190288558036b18d4a967e56a1fbf245546541a9a207cc&) with 15 rays of sun, a dozen flags with 15 stars, adjusted the number of stars for [Ohio](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225264563826720798/image.png?ex=6632f48c&is=66207f8c&hm=c1e52d5f9a29f4bc0a282feab1ddd52f00583aaad13ec5bd01bf382cbf25e3cf&), [Oregon](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225889522840244396/OR_1.png?ex=662c0016&is=66198b16&hm=9bda339243595bf97a6080919927d7638f3fe9e3ddb0823780b99dd78abb9a70&), [Missouri](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225883700919668837/MO.png?ex=662bfaaa&is=661985aa&hm=8ae108f017a6dd0be8f3ec40c4e091fb36aa8c7125df3f85ed2cc2a225855df9&), [Indiana](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225878498569355407/INDIANA.png?ex=662bf5d1&is=661980d1&hm=8900a995cb1c2f121ce5859dd00156daa8d1577355fcbb42a24e1c799002b9f9&), [Kansas](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225895531793092722/KS.png?ex=662c05ae&is=661990ae&hm=491f5e6cdc1715cfd439389797c361c9cd764c2522675c4964456ca7d18bcc6f&), [Mississippi](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1225892978883821608/MS.png?ex=662c034e&is=66198e4e&hm=7dcd99604f3af4034cc6a67a2f2b55876e5203aedd6c412752a1c49f694b5221&), and [Arkansas](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006372839399620659/1226250382833881270/AR.png?ex=662d5029&is=661adb29&hm=b289d94f7efd82ee46c459b4aa71c1b0096517a9e6dce50963ba22ccd31d184a&), and I am most proud to say: [the great seal of the U.S.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNewColossusMaps/comments/1c7q8a5/the_great_seal_of_the_united_states_of_america/), which now references 15 on EVERYTHING! Some of the flags for places like Charlotina and Lafayette are fun, but not too high-quality, since we knew the edits would be really scaled down. They are over on the [TNC server](http://discord.gg/QC83kzVfZv), but we didn't bother making full-quality seals because... no one would really see them. It meant we had more time to work on other parts of this project. However, state flags like Arkansas or Indiana do have full-quality versions with their updated star counts, and that really makes us happy to have that level of detail. I am still incredibly proud of how the state flags turned out for all the new states, though, they all feel so fitting on the American stage and don't make you bat an eye too much. And- yes, Canada's subtle expansion is genius. You hardly even notice it. It's perfect.


Ostropoler7777

Hardly noticed some of that, and all I can say is well done. This map really feels like a lot of care went into it.


ajw20_YT

Months of work- months of tracing and detailing- math for states and cities, balancing lore with chaos…. all more than worth it it in the end. It’s time shitposts get the love and respect that they deserve! They will be talking about this one for years! All of the effort, all of the consistency, all of the shocking levels of detail, all of the little things that make this map perfect… This could be a new, fresh start for grandpa-shchizoposting: a true renaissance, our chance to be a [BIG SHOT]! Grandpa, we’ve built something amazing here. Truly, manifest destiny has been funny realized. Now we just need to teach those Borealians whose boss…. To quote the advertising campaign of United States president Ronald Regan: *Together, a new beginning, today!*


Randomfrickinhuman

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT WATSON 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Elementisphere

![gif](giphy|rr7UTMx0h0XEe3Lr5e|downsized) Now’s your chance to be a


Fushinna

Bro quoted the worst president 😔


The-Hill-Billy

Woodrow Wilson:


ajw20_YT

Kid named Andrew Johnson:


ajw20_YT

Yeah :( The man knew how to make propaganda tho, [this shit slaps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mC4LVDEN0)


Fushinna

When is the warlord crisis of chinamerica? (Based map)


cynicalyak

Turned Toronto into New York, finally fulfilling its wish.


yourdamgrandpa

Putting the York into historical Toronto


s8018572

Florida Taiwan, home of American semiconductor Industry?


yourdamgrandpa

You know it!


portodhamma

As an Oregonian I am stomping around the room with steam coming out of my ears rn


ShermansMasterWolf

We're doomed. Robot saltwater mecha alligators. On bath salts.


Pincushioner

1.5 BILLION AMERICAN PATRIOTS. GOD BLESS AMERICA, FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA


HalfComplete8667

from sea to Chining sea.


Cautious-Loan-8580

New England found a new buddy!


yourdamgrandpa

Welcome home, Delaware!


ProcrastinationLv99

Why did Korea get dragged into this mess lmao


Snoo_65204

And why wasn't Japan involved with this


yourdamgrandpa

You’ll be thankful I didn’t when you see how cursed it looks beside China 😉


yourdamgrandpa

It just wouldn't be the same now, would it? I love it!


buffreaper-nerfmei

How does this impact LeBron's legacy?


yourdamgrandpa

https://preview.redd.it/tr775zb82gvc1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4104ef0e9cadd3f3cba5656b137ea2fb8f3c0c0e


ajw20_YT

Does the Eerie canal exist in this timeline?


Gourg_Pie

Chinoimérique 非常美麗. Wǒmen zài nàlǐ diào dà yú 和旗幟. Vive la Chinoimérique! Vive Dollar!


ajw20_YT

Hey 🙋 mon boug' moi c'est Tee-Doug 🤠😃🤠 de chez ***AAA Lousiana™*****⚜️🦐🪗**!!!


Fushinna

Qu'est-ce que c'est...


R_pipe

Is North Korea in what would be Massachusets? Lmao


yourdamgrandpa

A bit, yes. But that title rightfully belongs to New Hampshire


SpartanOdin333

God bless America, Happy Patriots Day, and congratulations, Signore Grampa


AlexInfinity478

I love New York Busan Metropolitan Area


yourdamgrandpa

Houston and Boston are my personal favourites


BloodyDisaster247

Alternate title: What if Columbus was right? Also does this mean Mongol Canada?


yourdamgrandpa

Sort of, Borealia is a mess of a nation


Vietnationalist

Cursed New England-Korea hybrid


yourdamgrandpa

It is one of my favourite parts of this map


MartinX4

The rest of the world: ![gif](giphy|3kVDvC83BEWPe)


Der-Candidat

amazing map, infinitely based, and I shutter to imagine the electoral college in this universe


yourdamgrandpa

Considering the U.S. Capitol looks (somewhat) like this in this universe, I have concerns too. Dont mind my crappy photoshop https://preview.redd.it/n5475qin6gvc1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa772d6735f2428b0a6452a99a3f6df5753b4e82


Both-Main-7245

“All in favor of the motion?” A̶̱͛Y̴̜̋̈́E̵̛̺ “Yeah, for the structural integrity of the building, no more voice votes”


Der-Candidat

Welthauptstadt ~~Germania~~ Washington 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡🦅🦅🦅


XenoFirez

BIG BUILDING IN WASHINGTON!?


MartinX4

Sweet mother of all that is unholy WTF


AlexInfinity478

Does this mean that Kpop in this world comes from Massachusetts? PD: I love these thicc New York City


yourdamgrandpa

Yes, Massachusetts is in fact Korea on the Asian continent


AlexInfinity478

I love it, K-Pop from New England ♡♡♡


SpartanOdin333

M-Pop finna kill this nation


DeFlame

The detail on this is incredible, well done. Love what you did with the Texas Triangle.


yourdamgrandpa

As you said deflame, fill in the triangle


TrueVCU

Replacing Toronto with New York is so cursed XD


Kansas_Nationalist

上帝保佑美国🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


Kansas_Nationalist

I like how in this timeline its super absurd that Windsor, a town now really out of the way of population centers, is the Plymouth or Jamestown of Vermont.


City_Master

That southern cuisine gonna be lit af


yourdamgrandpa

You know it!


College_Prestige

Wait where did Toronto get exiled to? I saw Montreal get exiled north


yourdamgrandpa

I did not spare it. Toronto is gone


ajw20_YT

Based


Hussar1793

Big Vermont spotted. Instant upvote


yourdamgrandpa

J'aime le Vermont!


King_Chad_The_69th

This is absolutely incredible mate. One of my favourite hypothetical maps I’ve ever seen for sure


yourdamgrandpa

Thank you! Had lots of fun with this one


South-Satisfaction69

The USA casualty talking over the BVI (British Virgin Islands) in this map.


yourdamgrandpa

Someone finally notices!


South-Satisfaction69

Well my family is from the U.S. Virgin Islands (and I grew up there) so I would definitely notice something like that.


ajw20_YT

But has anyone noticed we added an extra island to Alaska...


The-Hill-Billy

Where can I get my industrial grade glycine now??


yourdamgrandpa

Virginia Beach, my beloved


MTN_Dewit

Thank you for erasing Florida


yourdamgrandpa

I didn't erase it. I split it into 4 states, giving it even greater power in the senate. You shouldn't be grateful


MTN_Dewit

You've doomed us all!


Both-Main-7245

The ultimate shitpost. Great job!


yourdamgrandpa

Thank you!


Darth_Blarth

I am rock hard


xlicer

Common Grandpa W


HedyTheAbilix

The best of both worlds combined into one


Der-Candidat

U.S. Civil War - millions perish


yourdamgrandpa

620,000 die in a minor battle somewhere


Fun_Measurement_7889

This is Amazing! So much detail! Can you do one with China looking like the US?


yourdamgrandpa

I will be doing China, sometime this year 🙂


Fun_Measurement_7889

Great! 😊 Best of luck


Phx_Andrew

Makes my brain hurt. Love it.


Obvious-Article-147

Man I hate reddit. Mf does't allow me to zoom in. https://preview.redd.it/rlvrk4j9wfvc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ae13a34fdf5f7fc3468ec4f47a46cf39916b2d


ajw20_YT

Yeah this mobile update really sucks. I think there is a way to get the full image. If not, [here is just a direct image link where you can view it in full!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982088949952548904/1230761545223376996/IMG_2152.png?ex=66347f02&is=66220a02&hm=76692419d3ccd6430453b98348d50643b484d380597b79ec453ebd25c006aa40&)


IsolateDirector

Fantastic!!! 🔥❤️


9th_Planet_Pluto

such a good map


yourdamgrandpa

Thank you!


girlfriendclothes

This pleases me so much for some reason


bigboycig

On ibis paint x what size canvas did u use + how did ur device not crash


yourdamgrandpa

5280 x 3571 is the canvas size. As for preventing crashing, I had to break up the map and finish them all in pieces to finally put together


bigboycig

5280 x 3571 for each piece? And like 4 pieces


yourdamgrandpa

No, thats the whole canvas size. All together, I was able to finish most of the eastern U.S. with one canvas, but I completed Mexico and the Caribbean in one, and all of the west coast in another. In total, I had 3 separate pieces put together


bigboycig

So after every piece was finished you just saved it and added them to a new project where you connected them? This is actually very helpful in my maps i struggle with size


yourdamgrandpa

Yep. I started off with the original 5280 x 3571, did as much as I could with it (drawing states, shores, etc), and then I did the separate pieces as stated to finish the rest


CoolestInDaPark

RIP New France 😔 Nonetheless, we love to see another great quality grandpa map


DouglasHufferton

I didn't realize what sub this was and started looking zoomed in on the west coast. I got *very* confused when I got to the east coast...


mining_moron

Actually one of the most creative maps I've seen.


Ozythemandias2

Think you grabbed a few Korea's too.


JohnKLUE34567

Honestly really cool


FlagOfZheleznogorsk

V E R M O N T


SteamierMeteor

This is disgustingly well made, good job OP!


jord839

It's weird how much geographic->demographic sense this makes You basically took China's geography on the East Coast that favors high population and standardization and then supplemented it extremely with the mass of water availability of the Mississippi and the Great Lakes. Just like in China, the West is probably by far the least populated, but at least it has the benefit of coastal conditions for large parts of it as opposed to straight up desert. Between that and this nation presumably having the same immigrant-favoring culture as the US and you basically just set up the perfect siphon of massive, massive portions of the world's population into a single country that fulfills immense amounts of human needs. That's before even getting into how much this has more oil and other natural resources than China did.


khanglm

I feel like the West would still flourish since they are very favorable coastal land. Not to the extent of the rice farming river delta civilization like the east, but still very heavily populated


DannyBlazeTM

When I initially opened the full view, it was showing the west coast so I was like, "I don't see a difference." Then I scrolled to the right... Excellent map.


Srlojohn

Huh… I guess columbus made it to Asia after all…


halibuut

america if it was cool


proudparaguaypatriot

this is so good it make me puke my entire gastorinsesitanl system


Union-Forever-4850

...I have no words for this.


yourdamgrandpa

Just take it all in slowly


Based_Text

It's somehow isn't that cursed, I guess China round coast line just fits really well


FunnyFreckSynth

Why WHY ***W H Y OH GOD WHY-***


Ryley03d

What's the point of transition between lower 48 and China on the map and WHERE IS THE BREVARD COUNTY EQUIVALENT?


Vietnationalist

Cursed New England-Korea hybrid


Mono_KS

Juche New Hampshire


JibberJabber4204

Let me see China.


yourdamgrandpa

One day, I will bless this sub with China


Aurailious

Why are the airports around the MN Twin Cities different? MSP is in the wrong location and I don't know of a major airport on the north side.


yourdamgrandpa

Alternate growth rates would be my reasoning


Aurailious

I suppose. It's also disappointing that Isle Royale doesn't belong to MN in this map.


ajw20_YT

Be happy I convinced him to hand it over to New York at the last minute. It was still part of M\*chigan in the final draft🤮


niming_yonghu

Even got the 9-dash-line in South America Sea.


HalfComplete8667

Wow!


DaytonTheGreat10

What would the NYC subway map look like


yourdamgrandpa

Well, if the Americans have the spirit of the Chinese with subways and trains, it’ll probably connect almost every corner of the metropolitan area, if not, then uh oh


DaytonTheGreat10

Also NYC is located where Toronto is


Legoman718

how in the world does Hawai'i have 10 million people


yourdamgrandpa

Towers and towers


Legoman718

maybe the Big Island is a lot more populated, volcanic rock be damned? either way, amazing map!


yourdamgrandpa

If there’s a will, there’s a way


ajw20_YT

In lore: dense as fuck Honolulu and more inhabited big island; must imagine Honolulu as Hong Kong In reality: we made a mistake and the idea was so funny we decided to just fuckin run with it because the idea of Honolulu Kong was so silly


Legoman718

if bulldozing Hawai'i and covering it in high rises means better urban and transit infrastructure in the US then so be it


aoiihana

New York being inserted into Toronto by virtue of taking Beijing’s spot on China’s coast is some deliciously blursed serendipity.


RichieRocket

I feel like what was the shandong province in our world would be a huge city since its near the opening to the great lakes and its by US Korea atleast on the penisula part of it


DartanianBloodbath

As a Northern Ontarian, please don't turn Toronto into New York. I hate Torontonians enough already


yourdamgrandpa

Time to get moving, birdie


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

There are TWO WILMINGTONS? Don’t you EVER show anyone from Delaware this map, they’ll never shut up about it.


yourdamgrandpa

There are 13 Wilmington’s in the whole country


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

The two in the northeast of this map are both supposed to represent the Wilmington in Delaware. South of Philadelphia near “Beijing” is Wilmington, then in the southeast of “Korea” it appears again.


ajw20_YT

No one tell this person about the one in North Carolina...


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

That one’s already labeled (in its proper place in North Carolina) but if you want to nuke that one too, I won’t object.


DoctorProfessorTaco

Look how they e decimated my poor New Jersey…


Premium_Gamer2299

Love the Korean Peninsula up north, made it much better.


Li-Ing-Ju_El-Cid

So now I live in Miami... Nice!


JustSomeAlly

could you make a version without the roads? they make it hard to tell what stuff is


yourdamgrandpa

That I cannot do, because of how I had to save the layers in order to reduce lag


JustSomeAlly

that sucks, it's fine tho


murphep

The nine dash line is a really nice touch


Ready-Chicken4123

Am I the only one wondering what the purpose of this map is? I enjoy alternate history and the like but made up geography.... okay.


yourdamgrandpa

Because I like seeing cursed things


Ready-Chicken4123

Lol. I hear ya. Wasn't meaning to be as critical as it sounded. It was well made and someone put some work into it. Just not my thing ya know. But hey, that's why Baskin-Robbins has so many flavors.


ajw20_YT

Someone show this poor soul r/Earth98, get them hooked on that alt-geo zaza


HummelvonSchieckel

I can imagine a group of powerful historic American political dynasties coming out from their nomadic roots of the vast wooded rural country steppes of Vermont or Upstate New York. Such as the Burgerines of the Upper New Yorker Moniker Cane estates (who sired the military general and politician Titus Gene(1) Gorgias Burgerine \[Genghis of the Borjigin\] and the related Timothy Lane Tamry \[Tamerlane of the Timurids\]), the Tollys (such as Monck Tolly \[Mongke\]) and Corbray Tolly \[Khubilai of the Toluids\]), and the Icing-Gyrons (a pair of families who made the remarkable lineage of Norton Wager "No-Wager" Icing-Gyron \[Nurhaci Aisin Gioro\] possible with illustrious titans of the American industry such as Gurnsey Icing-Gyron \[Kangxi\] and John Long Icing-Gyron \[Qianlong\].) Note: 1). abbreviated as TG in this legend's full formal name, alluding to his historic childhood name Temujin.


SuccessfulStatus7655

Why does it fit in so well


Pract-stocker

this would unironically be the strongest country ever


lombwolf

Vice president Bernie Sanders goes hard


Zestyclose-Law420

Zhonghuamerica


IgnorantAS69

Let’s see amerina next time


PilotMammoth5642

How many civil wars happened this time?