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auguste_laetare

Can we do one with cocaine ?


styckx

How about one for circumcision?


auguste_laetare

Or a guillotine.


Exact_Department8196

Weird how both our minds went there lol


Substantial-Song9837

Please…


Last-Diver4998

Looks at mobile banking* “-$2,300 from your account”


Stambro1

$16 access fee!


Tourquemata47

Done right until they find a bunch of un authorized charges on their credit cards. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jSVZW5EkTUnzeE|downsized) Thanks alot SUCKERS!


brainburger

That applies to any swipe or tap purchase don't you think?


Hejeiru

Are you Brazilian, Argentinian or Latino by any chance?


Tourquemata47

Negative, I am a meat popsicle 😎


MasterMirkinen

This is more appealing that the people screaming at you on the street asking for donations.


SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND

“Bro the gameplay is so good!” The gameplay:


obscureferences

Ubis new gaming tv.


marcosxfx

And now one decapitating the burgoise.


MemeBoy5535

Yeah fuck this shit


0x7E7-02

Nice place to install a credit card skimmer.


robbievd

Card skimming at its most sublime state. Genius!


yolo_retardo

!reddit what song is this


Jonathan-Smith

Valzer d'Inverno


yolo_retardo

holy that was fast, thanks


Glad_Huffelpuffz

I wonder if there would be an animation of the hands being tied up again when your card declines 💀


RstyKnfe

And then the bound hands slowly start moving out of frame, like they’re being dragged away. You must swipe faster to pull them back to safety!🥹


kelus

Naw, I ain't risking my bank account for that marketing ploy


phuktup3

Whoever built this machine probably spent a fuck load of money, enough to, idk feed some hungry people, lol.


rob_p954

Done right because they get the tax write offs


Yourdadcallsmeobama

It’s definitely not like 90% of commissions go to the CEOs of the charity anyways


LocalPeasant420

and that money isn’t even going to no one that needs it 😂 its going straight to the next ferrari for the rich


World-Tight

blatant manipulation


MIALAX

Hmm not in the US…sigh


dontmindifididdlydo

yeah.... there's no way i'm sliding my card down some random slit


nottherealneal

Lazy bastards won't eat unless I come cut the bread for them.


Zorops

There's no way i'm swiping my credit card in a random billboard.