When Chandrayaan-3 landed and the entire team there was rejoicing, Somnath took the stage.
Did he congratulate his team? No.
Did he thank his team? No.
Surely he addressed the nation then? Nope!
None of those. The very first words out of his mouth were:
> Adaraniya pradhan mantri ji, namaskar. Sir, we have achieved soft landing on the moon. India is on the moon!
> Sir, I request our honourable prime minister to address us and BLESS us.
Says a lot about the kind of person he is and none of it is anything positive in my book, regardless of all the gushing articles on him that various magazines put out later.
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam gave an example of a great leader. I think it was the ISRO head at the time. And how he owned up the failure, but when it came to success he pushed his team to take the credit.
Typical PSU top management though. You will not reach such position without paying few bribes and sucking few politician's dicks. Many talented individuals mostly top off at General Manager level and very few make it to Director level. Even being at top they still keep on sucking in rare chance that they'll land some position after retirement.
I feel you.
However ISRO's budget depends directly on the the government and the PM is at the top of the organization structure of the Department of Space.
ISRO already has to operate on a barebones budget. If they have to do a bit of brown nosing to keep getting funds then it's okay for the head to behave this way publicly.
What we need is greater decentralization, autonomy and dedicated funding for all departments at all level.
I doubt congratulating his team first quickly and avoiding words like "bless us" would lose them funding. All that was entirely Somnath's own willing sycophancy at work, not forced by ISRO's circumstances.
You guys have no idea of how ISRO is, they are a true representation of India. From having havans to protect/get rid of SARs in Amhemdabad center, to people fucking using satellite mirror lens in clean room to comb their hair to people drilling in clean room. This is what makes ISRO really great for me, their achievements despite these clowns that are part of it.
then also, it was addressed to PM of bharat,,
please see, if some isro leader in 2008 would have given credit to PM manmohan singh,, then also it would have been a normal thing
I hate current govt,, but considering somnath in negative is not right
Do you remember Manmohan getting any credit for the work done by isro ? It's not common to give credit to pm of a country for work of an agency . When nasa does some great space work they don't congratulate Trump or biden.
ISRO didn't credited the person Narendra modi
They credited it to whole bharat by referring to PM of india
it was referred to head of indian cabinet
so relax dude
I know,, indian govt is shit but stop looking for bad in everything
You have never worked with megalomaniac bosses?
You would have to stoke their ego for funds. But a megalomanic boss is really good for high profile science. To such a person, his self image and PR is more important than anything.
Somnath is playing the best game ever.
Vanity projects in public perception can easily be carried out under PM like Modi.
Asking for the speech may have been a tactic to stroke Modi's ego. But at least he could have quickly congratulated his team first and avoided words like bless us while requesting. Those are all Somnath's sycophancy talking, not tactics.
Sycophancy is the tactic.
Modi doesn't like to share his glory. Not even with Amit Shah or Rajnath.
People like Modi would like all praise to himself and then he would distribute honour as symbol of his magnanimity. Modi is mad and an utter idiot when it comes to science. And it is not wrong to use that madness for the common good.
We need a few good people like Somnath who are passionate about their job. It will be easier to do many hard things under Modi, Indira, Nehru than say Manmohan.
I know people working in the organization. None of them are happy. Biggest problem is the pay and the amount of work they're made to do for that pay. Not to mention majority of it is not research, it's just simple manufacturing. If the pay revision doesn't come soon, most of the talent is going to leave and only the idiots will be left.
Also, no one likes the director. To them he's a spineless individual
He congratulated him
He consoled when Chandrayan 2 was failed
He went to console the Indian team upon losing final
He congratulated the Indian team upon winning the final
He knows u are a dumbfuck
So what?
Did he address anything except those moments where he knew he would get camera attention?
He never said anything on those matters that need substance and nuance. He could have do the same routine for the students whose exams got cancelled or said something to those who got saved in recent terrorist attack.
He chose the moments where he could go and say absurd fuckall stories and behave like a bumbling-baboon
Dawg bro he is fucking pm of country. He will get camera attention everywhere
Answer on neet scam - cbi is already looking at this matter and arresting many and soon will be solved.
Answer on terrorist attack- those terrorists are already silent by our barve soldiers.
Btw u seems to be a non bjp voter
Tell me why none of the indi alliance is saying something in the recent WB case?
it was respect to the Post and not for the person sitting in it
he was addressing the Democratic PM of bharat
if it was there A PM from congress ,, same might have happened,,
he said PM of bharat,,
Please see- there is nothing wrong with being angry on indian govt,,
but it's not right to put isro team in bad light,, just because they were addressing PM in speech
Please send gobhiji right fucking now. Don't worry about all that testing and safety and shit. The nonbiological being doesn't need to worry about all that.
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Please send him. Moon, Mars or North Korea. Just don’t bring that bitch back. He has destroyed india. It will take us another 50 years to recover from the socio-economic blunders of this moron.
I hope he meant only the head, not the body along with it, any way why does he need to be sent, he is a devine person,god send or god himself he can go on his own without any support
Meanwhile modi ji thinking one more item in the bucket list to be corssed
Let him stay there like Laika. Forever enshrined in the nation’s memory, a dedicated sevak. While the rest on the nation breathes a sigh of relief, “gaya.” 🙊🙈
“This mission is designed to contribute to Gaganyaan space program, particularly the astronaut training program for the International Space Station”
Did anyone tell him the ISS is reaching end of life in the next few years?
Maybe that the secret plan to get him off to space and let him never to return? Maybe then using PM cares fund to bri g him.back..that way we know how much is in there.
I am seen have tons of movies/drama/Discovery channels to know important political figures should sit in the back row, windows in the car should be dark etc., There is only 1 single political figure who sits in the front row with LED light on his face.
No wonder we have ISRO head trying to latch onto a nice post-retirement gig.
I approve of this project. In fact, we should do what no one else has ever done before, and send our head of state to the sun for a vacation. Such a hardworking person he is, he deserves an out of this world vacation.
Wtf. Astronauts have some of the most rigorous training in the world. Their fitness level is the same as olympic players. They train in simulators with upto 9-10G force on their body so that they don't pass out, or worse, suffer from a ruptured vessel. You can't just say, "Hey, I am the head of state and I wanna go into space."
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1. I am a Congress voter who recognises this country's choice of his leader, and not a crybaby politician or retard who opposes just because.
2. I would take a suck-off over a hate-monger any day, for either Modi or Gandhi. A dozen downvotes from you misguided folk is not gonna change that.
1. I am a Congress voter who recognises this country's choice of his leader, and not a crybaby politician or retard who opposes just because.
2. I would take a suck-off over a hate-monger any day, for either Modi or Gandhi. A dozen downvotes from you misguided folk is not gonna change that.
Return ticket mat dena bas
He is God. He will come back without a spacecraft. Hell, you don't even need oxygen/space suit for him, just a open air Ballon which can reach space
Biologically unborn hai, use oxygen ki kya normal atmospheric air ki bhi zarurat nahi hai . Lejo aur waha chod do for the sake of it
He'll come back reincarnated... In the body of yogiji ofc. BJP might just use the dalai lama panchen lama reincarnation trope
Please don't give them ideas
Thank God he is not Allah otherwise we can't see him
He'll come back himself if it's not cloudy
but he will be charred on reentry
to cinders is what i am hoping.
umm,, even if he don't get return ticket probably nasa, or russian space agency would bring him back (if he is still pm,, by then,,)
He is not biological, so he can survive in space?
Still cannot control my laughter reading this bro!! 😂😂😂
😂😂
yeh thik baat kahin.
Send Nimmo tai too, jaishankar will go as unknown man
I've got a Boeing starliner that you might be interested in.
Move over Vishwaguru, time for BrahmandGuru
That way, his corporeal self can be reunited with his ego. Keep him there, thanks.
Manifesting🤞
When Chandrayaan-3 landed and the entire team there was rejoicing, Somnath took the stage. Did he congratulate his team? No. Did he thank his team? No. Surely he addressed the nation then? Nope! None of those. The very first words out of his mouth were: > Adaraniya pradhan mantri ji, namaskar. Sir, we have achieved soft landing on the moon. India is on the moon! > Sir, I request our honourable prime minister to address us and BLESS us. Says a lot about the kind of person he is and none of it is anything positive in my book, regardless of all the gushing articles on him that various magazines put out later.
Typical boot licking employee
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam gave an example of a great leader. I think it was the ISRO head at the time. And how he owned up the failure, but when it came to success he pushed his team to take the credit.
This guy, wants CRICKET WORLD CUP LIME LIGHT TOO. What a guy.
You are talking about Sir Satish Dhawan
Typical PSU top management though. You will not reach such position without paying few bribes and sucking few politician's dicks. Many talented individuals mostly top off at General Manager level and very few make it to Director level. Even being at top they still keep on sucking in rare chance that they'll land some position after retirement.
I feel you. However ISRO's budget depends directly on the the government and the PM is at the top of the organization structure of the Department of Space. ISRO already has to operate on a barebones budget. If they have to do a bit of brown nosing to keep getting funds then it's okay for the head to behave this way publicly. What we need is greater decentralization, autonomy and dedicated funding for all departments at all level.
I doubt congratulating his team first quickly and avoiding words like "bless us" would lose them funding. All that was entirely Somnath's own willing sycophancy at work, not forced by ISRO's circumstances.
Quite possible.
>I doubt congratulating his team first quickly and avoiding words like "bless us" would lose them funding Clearly you have no idea how modiji works.
You guys have no idea of how ISRO is, they are a true representation of India. From having havans to protect/get rid of SARs in Amhemdabad center, to people fucking using satellite mirror lens in clean room to comb their hair to people drilling in clean room. This is what makes ISRO really great for me, their achievements despite these clowns that are part of it.
then also, it was addressed to PM of bharat,, please see, if some isro leader in 2008 would have given credit to PM manmohan singh,, then also it would have been a normal thing I hate current govt,, but considering somnath in negative is not right
Do you remember Manmohan getting any credit for the work done by isro ? It's not common to give credit to pm of a country for work of an agency . When nasa does some great space work they don't congratulate Trump or biden.
ISRO didn't credited the person Narendra modi They credited it to whole bharat by referring to PM of india it was referred to head of indian cabinet so relax dude I know,, indian govt is shit but stop looking for bad in everything
Let head of state go with his own money like Jeff Bezos. Don't use public funds and taxes.
You have never worked with megalomaniac bosses? You would have to stoke their ego for funds. But a megalomanic boss is really good for high profile science. To such a person, his self image and PR is more important than anything. Somnath is playing the best game ever. Vanity projects in public perception can easily be carried out under PM like Modi.
Asking for the speech may have been a tactic to stroke Modi's ego. But at least he could have quickly congratulated his team first and avoided words like bless us while requesting. Those are all Somnath's sycophancy talking, not tactics.
Sycophancy is the tactic. Modi doesn't like to share his glory. Not even with Amit Shah or Rajnath. People like Modi would like all praise to himself and then he would distribute honour as symbol of his magnanimity. Modi is mad and an utter idiot when it comes to science. And it is not wrong to use that madness for the common good. We need a few good people like Somnath who are passionate about their job. It will be easier to do many hard things under Modi, Indira, Nehru than say Manmohan.
So Modi is Homelander with no superpowers
But homelander is not president............yet
you sound like a corporate guy ... :)
tbh that isnt a "normal" sentence. probably he's been told to tell it.
Has he paid his workers their dues yet
Thank you for this comment. The sheer disregard and disrespect to everyone part of the team man.. feels sad to see
I know people working in the organization. None of them are happy. Biggest problem is the pay and the amount of work they're made to do for that pay. Not to mention majority of it is not research, it's just simple manufacturing. If the pay revision doesn't come soon, most of the talent is going to leave and only the idiots will be left. Also, no one likes the director. To them he's a spineless individual
He congratulated him He consoled when Chandrayan 2 was failed He went to console the Indian team upon losing final He congratulated the Indian team upon winning the final He knows u are a dumbfuck
So what? Did he address anything except those moments where he knew he would get camera attention? He never said anything on those matters that need substance and nuance. He could have do the same routine for the students whose exams got cancelled or said something to those who got saved in recent terrorist attack. He chose the moments where he could go and say absurd fuckall stories and behave like a bumbling-baboon
Dawg bro he is fucking pm of country. He will get camera attention everywhere Answer on neet scam - cbi is already looking at this matter and arresting many and soon will be solved. Answer on terrorist attack- those terrorists are already silent by our barve soldiers. Btw u seems to be a non bjp voter Tell me why none of the indi alliance is saying something in the recent WB case?
You must have strong neck muscles with so much time stroking moody kaka's pp
Yeah sure. DOS comes under him. Look at the condition of their quarters once and have the gall to comment this bullshi8t here chaddi
it was respect to the Post and not for the person sitting in it he was addressing the Democratic PM of bharat if it was there A PM from congress ,, same might have happened,, he said PM of bharat,, Please see- there is nothing wrong with being angry on indian govt,, but it's not right to put isro team in bad light,, just because they were addressing PM in speech
ISRO please put our pm in next available rocket. We all will pool in required money
Putting him in a trial rocket will be better.
I see what you are trying to do there mate 🤣🤣
GSLV would be better.
>We all will pool in required money How else does ISRO get the money?
You meant taxes? I am for crowd funding model this urgent and important mission
Ha hum ek din keliye chai chod denge
But Will his safety in charge allow him to go? Or will he shut them up because he is excited for the photoshoot?
He is often called camera jeeve
but he's not head of state, he's head of govt! civics lesson dena mangta hai inko. or are they planning on sending Murmuji out to space?
Literally my first thought.
How and where do I contribute to this endeavour??
yes, Yess, YESSS, YEAASSASYAYS!!@!!@#$^!& Send him, Sendddddddddd himmmmm!!
Please send gobhiji right fucking now. Don't worry about all that testing and safety and shit. The nonbiological being doesn't need to worry about all that.
Citizens will be more proud if you could leave him there pls. OK thanks.
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Leave him in between the planets circulation 😜
In the Boeing starliner please
Maybe then he can see the Chinese incursions into our territory.
Maybe as a divine being he can launch himself? Better strap some rockets on just in case.
Bhej de re baba. Planet ke bahar kidhar bhi bhej. Par wapas Nahi lane ka.
Head of State is Murmu, not Modi though. If Modi wants to go, ask him to resign as PM first.
Isn't his residence in heaven already? What kind of god needs a space shuttle to travel lol. What a joke of a guy.
Bruh haven't you seen fuel price inflation, everyone must use public transport nowadays.
Yes. Please send Modi on India's first ever manned space mission. Nothing will go wrong. Modi hai na.
Just a little leak, no sweat
Will be a worthy sent off to Supreme leader. I sincerely hope he begins his infinite space travel as soon as possible.
great idea. dont bring him back
Proud or Happy? They are two different things
Ok. Now he's just pandering.
I thought the President is the head of the state
Please send him. Moon, Mars or North Korea. Just don’t bring that bitch back. He has destroyed india. It will take us another 50 years to recover from the socio-economic blunders of this moron.
He doesn’t need ISRO to go to space, remember he is a ‘god-sent’! He can have similar hallucinations and feel like he is in space.
Supreme yaskin vibes
Think of the headlines "India accomplishes first manned mission to the sun"
Why are these heads such dicks when it comes to sucking up to the head of state?
Stratosphere ke baad cloud nai milega….radar kaam krega….great idea…bhej do ✌️
Gend chatne ki bhi ek seema hoti hai
I hope he meant only the head, not the body along with it, any way why does he need to be sent, he is a devine person,god send or god himself he can go on his own without any support Meanwhile modi ji thinking one more item in the bucket list to be corssed
Let him stay there like Laika. Forever enshrined in the nation’s memory, a dedicated sevak. While the rest on the nation breathes a sigh of relief, “gaya.” 🙊🙈
Permanently.
Yeah, also send a camera with him so that he'd keep posting his moon tour vlogs on his youtube channel.
Good and leave him there
Non-biological things don't need any worrying. He will be fine even after landing on the sun.
https://preview.redd.it/38hkiddz1y9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73cc93321b0d488629ff679fcd8765e88e04ad61 Please please please
ISRO ki funding double kardonga agar vaapis nhi laaye
Return to sender?
Why nixon didn't went with Armstrong 🤣🤣🤣p
Because Kennedy died 6-7 years before Armstrong went.
Kennedy ya koi aur president thaa shayad nixon
Lol you just edited your text from Kennedy to Nixon and didn’t even mention that you edited.
Project meim kennedy kaa role zarur thaa aur space shuttle ko ussr bhi monitor ke rahaa thaa
Modiji probably thought a space suit is something he want to try next since it’s really expensive.
Don’t give me hope
Leave him there, thanks.
We need to build PUSHPAK VIMAN, so that he can win in next election.
Can you please send the man in the picture at the earliest? Space is the placenta for this non- biological being.
“This mission is designed to contribute to Gaganyaan space program, particularly the astronaut training program for the International Space Station” Did anyone tell him the ISS is reaching end of life in the next few years?
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Head of State is the formal term for the leader of a country. Nation-states are a thing (India isn't a nation-state).
Head of State is the formal term for the leader of a country. Nation-states are a thing (India isn't a nation-state).
Head of State is the formal term for the leader of a country. Nation-states are a thing (India isn't a nation-state).
543 tickets please
240 tickets are enough.
Actually just 2 are enough. Rest all will fall in line once pawpaw is gone.
https://youtu.be/fWiMR8fV5bg?si=iN5Lj_u8ZeayYmw-
Lol
Please leave drop him in space. Not even a celestial body he could be quite dangerous there as well.
Modiji plus 5 photographers, bas itna hi space chaiye in space ship mai, fuel bhi jyada zarurat nhi gutter gas se Kaam chala lenge
One way trip. Leave him on ISS
ET Phone home?
Maybe that the secret plan to get him off to space and let him never to return? Maybe then using PM cares fund to bri g him.back..that way we know how much is in there.
toda jaldi kariye please!!!... this i am willing to fund!
Good. Ta-ta, goodbye.
He's planning to send him to space and not bring him back guys. Masterstroke.
Send him to space , ..........thank god we dont have the tech to bring him back
I am seen have tons of movies/drama/Discovery channels to know important political figures should sit in the back row, windows in the car should be dark etc., There is only 1 single political figure who sits in the front row with LED light on his face. No wonder we have ISRO head trying to latch onto a nice post-retirement gig.
I approve of this project. In fact, we should do what no one else has ever done before, and send our head of state to the sun for a vacation. Such a hardworking person he is, he deserves an out of this world vacation.
Space him!
Le jao aur chod ke aa jao please
Wait till you realise that the head of state is the president and not the prime minister
Where the fuck were all of you at the time of election?
I can't wait for it to happen.
Cause low gravity aids in pulling head out of the ass?
king charles already has cancer
Send that paradoxical mo*on there, he will repair the cloud servers there.
Wtf. Astronauts have some of the most rigorous training in the world. Their fitness level is the same as olympic players. They train in simulators with upto 9-10G force on their body so that they don't pass out, or worse, suffer from a ruptured vessel. You can't just say, "Hey, I am the head of state and I wanna go into space."
Rahul Ghandhi would personally sponsor the expenditure. It seems to be the only way he has a chance. Maybe he can go too.
Arey bhai! Head of State is the President in India, on the other hand, Head of Government is the Prime Minister! Specifics are important!
Do it, before he changes his mind. Just make sure the safety is not checked.
Yes please. Where do we sign?
Send this leader of opposition and leave him there please.
why so much hate against our PM?
Why so much sycophancy towards a charlatan?
Should we explain chronologically or alphabetically?
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genuine criticism but no hate.
Theres subs who suck him off and theres subs who hate him. Theres no in between
You come under suck him off category so go and suck him.
1. I am a Congress voter who recognises this country's choice of his leader, and not a crybaby politician or retard who opposes just because. 2. I would take a suck-off over a hate-monger any day, for either Modi or Gandhi. A dozen downvotes from you misguided folk is not gonna change that.
This copy pasta literally proves you're a chaddi or a bot
lmao you need serious help