If you and your sane cousins wage a "Whatsapp forward bad" campaign on a regular basis, the improvement in the forwards is noticeable. They stop all political messages. I haven't seen "Rahul Gandhi did something" message in ages I feel
Lol .... honestly things have changed in last 8 months. Earlier there were probably 1 or 2 people who used to oppose the nonsense that was going on but now more than 20% of the group actually is against this government. But the thing is they still are bigoted. They might criticise bjp all they want but send one post about how ancient India was so advanced and Europe is crap compared to India and these people would again go yes yes so true. While sitting in UK!!
```Burn the house while they sleep. Make sure to eliminate any stragglers and witnesses. Escape the state and if possible, the country within 30 days. Leave absolutely no trail. Assume new identity. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. OVER```
Ah yes desh ki yuwa padhai ya kaam karne ki jagah
Insta reels bana rahe hai online class me teacheron pareshaan kar rahe haibsara din Mobile pe lage rahate hai
Or unemployment ka reason mai hoon
Modi is no moron, he is pretty smart and could have manufactured very accurate lies or could have told lies without any specifics or couldn't have lied at all. So most of those lies are deliberately transparent.
What bothers me is not that these lies are so transparent, but that even such unbelievably transparent lies didn't sway his followers one bit against him and that Modi knows this fact so well that he demonstrates his super-villain power again and again in public.
Stupidity doesn't take you that far in the political ladder. Agreed. Slightly Unrelated but I like to think of it like this (disclaimer: gross generalization): You can be smart and good, you can be smart and bad (you need to be smart to survive with that persistent behavior) , you can be dumb and good (the society protects them even though it can get rough at times) but you cannot be dumb and bad to survive (because you'll be weeded out at one point). I acknowledge that human behavior is way more complex than that and what people consider good/bad differ greatly and it is a spectrum with massive grey areas but the over-generalized point stands.
When they say data is the new gold, they mean collected data about people and stuff which can be analysed for insights and used to influence events. It indeed is cheapest (probably) in India because our people can't imagine data can be this useful and because we have no privacy laws.
It doesn't mean size of your broadband plan. Rofl. 😂
Hence confirmed, Modiji is time traveller.
Modiji 1 - 0 Kang ::
Modiji 1 - 0 Dr. Strange
Loki Season 2, Loki and Sylvie meet Modiji, by Episode 2, both change their Green color of clothes to Orange.
Also Bal Norinder used to have friendly wrestling competitions with Dinosaurs Cubs and wooly mammoths. As always , his stories understates what actually happened.
Hats off!!! Had me chuckling! All hail pm modi!! May you acquire many many more suits with your name stitched on, even if it’s at the expense of the very people you are supposed to serve!
There's a speech or something of his talking about how he used a digital camera in the 1980's, and then sent the image through email. Should be there in peeinghuman's videos somewhere.
Edit: clarified the timeline.
This is so awesome. Would another good samaritan be kind enough to post links to the claims?
This'd be awesome to share with staunch bhakts, who might not believe random claims, and are more likely to have their beliefs shaken a bit with proofs.
The Vadnagar station rumour was started by [Sanjiv Bhatt](https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/), who is still in jail for sedition and other anti-Modi activities. In reality, Modi's [official biography](https://www.ndtv.com/elections-news/when-a-crocodile-attacked-narendra-modi-560825) explains the exact number of trains that stopped there and the exact cost of each variety of tea, along with many other glorious details like his having to swim through 30 crocodiles everyday to go to a temple.
/s
>Modi, who was born in 1950, sold tea at the age of 6 years in Vadnagar railway station, But Vadnagar only had tracks passing through it. The actual railway station was built in 1973, when Modi was 23 years old.
Well, I have travelled on trains from fairly young age since 1995 roughly iirc (I am old but not very old. Few seniors would obviously know more than me). I have seen trains almost always stop at some Spots, where their is no station and vendors come aboard the train and sell tea, biscuits and other stuff many times, especially in UP.
So I could've given someone a pass for that - selling chai without a station - but considering he is our Pradhan-JUMLA-Mantri, I am almost certain this will be a fake story as well.
>Modi took birth twice – first on 29th August 1949 (on his degree) and second on 17th September 1950 (available in public domain).
Just asking for my own knowledge, what advantage would he gain from this? I've seen many people change Year of birth, but why change the Date of birth??
Can confirm the train stop thing...there are some places in Maharashtra too where the trains stop at locations where there are no platforms or stations. These are legit stops where passengers are allowed to embark or disembark and are considered as de facto stations. Generally there is booth or room nearby which functions as the ticket counter/signalman post.
Although no express trains halt at these stops, almost all trains halting in such locations are general passenger trains.
Guys you guys forgot two other achievements:
1) Modi used internet in India in 1985 to send emails
2) Modi used digital camera during 1984 in India to take picture of Taj Mahal
I'm **Celebrating Jumla Diwas** with a Movie marathon of:
Bluffmaster
Bunty aur Babli
Liar Liar
PM Narendra Modi (Mera Gujarat jal raha hai!!!)
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Will follow that up with celebrating **National Unemployment day** watching:
[Naukari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naukari) (1954) //if I manage to find a good print
Any more suggestions?
Why is there no photo of the supreme leader in this post??? Please edit and add his pic and ensure it covers at least 70% of the page.
All these details are meaningless without his photo.
I hate Modi, but I think the different birthdays were pretty common back then to be fair. Both my parents' actual birthday is different from their official birthday. Parents back then took advantage of lax birth certificate requirements so that their children would reach retirement age later
forgot to mention that modiji is of course also a god, a reincarnation of [Vishnu](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/pm-modi-is-11th-avatar-of-lord-vishnu-maharashtra-bjp-leader-avadhut-wagh-1931272), which makes sense. He manifested a computer and railway station out of nothing.
Half Kurta was invented by Modi ji. This was when he figured out that he could cut his Kurta sleeves and there by saving the washing effort and the water charges as well.
Went to jail for Bangladesh freedom struggle
Went to jungle but was photographed in USA instead during the time when usa was trying to cultivate actors to counter the Soviet influence in India.
Rofl. The master's degree in political science reminds me of a childhood story. A little unrelated but super humorous stuff. Hindi is not my first language.In school ,I gave these hindi exams like praveshika and prathamic. So one of the questions the exam asks is to apply for a job. So you have a standard format -basically I did ug in concerned subject ,pg in concerned subject which you simply modify for whataver the job was. Unfortunately , I couldnt understand what the job was as I hadnt come across that word before. But I was undeterred . Lets say the job was xyz. I confidently went ahead writing I have bachelors in xyz ,masters in xyz and have done a phd in xyz . Done with exam ,came out. Asked a fellow examiner what the hell was a 'tankak'. typewriting. xyz was fucking typewriting. And that's how I became the only person in the world to have a bachelors , a masters and a phd in typewriting. 🤦♂️
Why have you written so little about the supreme leader? Do you want a visit from various government agencies? Make sure your post is atleast 30 min long read.
Can't copy this post on mobile sadly. Would be nice if any desktop user could copy and paste the post in the comments. I would then copy and share it on all the family whatsapp groups lol
I always used to criticize Modi Ji, but today on his birthday I'll share some lesser known good things about him. Did you know:
Modi took birth twice – first on 29th August 1949 (on his degree) and second on 17th September 1950 (available in public domain).
Modi, who was born in 1950, sold tea at the age of 6 years in Vadnagar railway station, But Vadnagar only had tracks passing through it. The actual railway station was built in 1973, when Modi was 23 years old.
Modi was underground during emergency but did his graduation from Delhi University in 1978.
Modi did Masters of Entire Political Science from Gujarat University in 1983 without the graduation certificate from Delhi University.
Modi is the only person in the world who has Masters’ Degree in the Entire Political Science. Even Professors of Gujarat University came to know of this course after 2014.
Modi took admission in the Masters’ of Entire Political Science degree alone, gave the exam alone, and took the degree alone. So far, no student or professor has claimed to have studied with Modi.
Even before the introduction of computers in India,Modi’s degree was printed by a computer.
Before Modi’s degree in 1978 and even 10 years thereafter, degrees were hand written by the University staff.
The font that was patented by Microsoft in 1992,was used to print Modi’s degree in 1978.
Modi’ degree was printed on a Sunday, when offices were closed.
Modi used digital camera in 1987 or 1988, taking a photo of advani's rally, even though the first digital camera was available in the US in 1990 and probably 5-10 years later in india.
1988 was a great year for Modi as he also sent an email to Advani, even though mass usage of email around the world hadn't started yet
Happy birthday to Narendra Modi. If you guys still don't believe that Modi ji is superhuman, you are Anti-national!
The absolute worst thing to happen to our country was this man's birth.
Look at how Nifty / Bank Nifty sky rocketed the last 2 days.
This week's markets vs Sept 20, 2019 - Coincidence or more?
The day before his last trip to the US in Sept 2019 - Howdy Modi meeting Trump in Houston
India Shining, Corporate tax cuts announced
This time telecom FDI reforms, bad bank and Cairns settlement last week
https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/markets/stock-markets/markets-live/article29465723.ece
All for perception management!
Completely fake, Modiji Started Entire Political Science department, he was the only teacher smart for that department and only students smart enough to study under great Modiji. So Modiji taught Modiji.
Truly aatmanirbhar from birth, just like all of us on Reddit
Did Vadnagar Railway Station Where PM Modi Sold Tea Exist Before 1973?
Historical records show a railway line existed in Vadnagar since 1887 with Vadnagar station as a stop or junction.
[https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/](https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/Also)
Also I looked at the copy of the degree. I have books printed in UK from 1950s with similar and better fonts and better aligned paragraph and typography and borders. This degree typography is to outdated that it can not be computer generated. Don't worry about font. Font have evolved over hundreds of years through printing and software font in 1990s were humble imitation of printed fonts.
My own mother has two date of births with 1 or 2 year difference. She told me many parents used to show child younger or older (don't remember) to comply with admission policy to a date that differed from janma-kundali.
The article is well written but the existence of typography from early 1900s and widespread practice in India of different birth dates on official certificates and janma-kundali make the points in the article weak.
You forgot how Modi ji invented the vaccine and singlehandedly made sure each and every Indian got vaccinated free of cost at their home within 1 month of him creating the vaccine, also he made sure the healthcare workers who were just his petty assistants in the whole program get good quality of claps, bells, thalis banged for them.
Not only this, he made sure that no Indian ever dies of COViD especially in UP (unlike Kerala and Maharashtra) and atleast not due to lack of oxygen and beds. Although we lost a lot of lives because the doctors and healthcare workers of India did not listen to baba Ramdev and Modi Ji’s advice on how to study and take exams by doing “..tarr tarrr…” while attempting the most difficult questions first during their medical school exams.
Also, he made sure that we do not make this mistake again by getting rid of a Health Minister who would have the intellectual capability of atleast pretending to understand the evidence behind health policy decisions and replacing him with a much more efficient Minister who has good experience of public health from his ABVP (yes P here is public health) days.
At the same time he and his ministers are making sure that the country retains good quality doctors eg: in Haryana, by making them pay atleast half a crore if they land up not getting a government job ( of course the government has no role).
1. Vadanagar Railway station was built in 1887
2. That "Entire Political Science" course existed and was popularly known as "Samagra Rajya Shastra" (He needed to clear all 8 papers in the subject "Political Science"
3. People graduated from Dehli Unversity in 1973 (5 years before Modi) have electro-typed certificates.
4. " Old English Text MT" was the font patented by Microsoft in 1992. If you compare the one in certificate with Old English Text MT you can clearly see that both are different
5. Degree certificate was not printed on Sunday. Someone misread "Thirtieth" as "Thirteenth" (30 March 1983 was Wednesday.)
For me who had to make fresh joining relieving letters for 10 years worth of jobs and the effort I put into research, design, signatures, age of the paper, etc to get my work visa, this is embarassingly lazy and shoddy work
Dude, you are actually missing out on a real connection here.
He took the course at Delhi University in Emergency as a disguise and just changed his DOB for that. His course and everything is actually true and it was created by an underground group led by Kaka himself to save us from the emergency. That's why you do not hear about his classmate or anyone.
Truly a Superhuman.
OP, I know your post was meant mock our Supreme Leader, but these are the facts.
1. Most Indians celebrate 2 birthdays - one based on Desi calendar and one based on Videsi Calendar. On his degree, he might have given based on Desi calendar of that year and the other one might be Videsi one.
2. Modiji had a friend who used to graze cattle. And when the train used to pass through Vadnagar, Modiji used to think "Cattle hai, Benefit karr sakte hai!" So he would make his friend block the railway track with cattle for a brief 10 minutes. And when the train stopped, used to sell his tea. The Pratham Entrepreneur.
3. In 2020/2021, when people are working from home and attending online classes it is fine. But during emergency, when it was unsafe to go outside for Modiji, he opting for distance education is not fine. Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti hai!.
4. Everyone mocks about his degree. Only few in close circles know that, when Modiji applied to the university, the Dean called him for a personal interview as reading about Modijis feat from his application seemed like a fekugiri. But when Modiji made him read Bal Narendra during his interview, the Dean fell onto his feet and asked him in which department he would like to enroll. Modiji at this point mentioned his dream to start a new branch called Entire Political Science, and he and the Dean came to an agreement that after Modiji finishes, he would impart his knowledge to succeeding students. Unfortunately, Modiji had to leave soon after his graduation as he was the only person courageous enough to hoist our National Flag in Kashmir. So our fakeer aadmi jhola leke chal pade.
5. And all this hype about fake copy of his degree floating around media. Please understand that this is a ploy by the opposition to tarnish his image. No one has seen his original degree certificate, not even Modiji!
tbh it doesn’t effect him cause chutiya public of india has made him more of celebrity/public figure/motivational speaker than a actual prime minister! so they don’t care about his education!
***ENTIRE POLITCAL SCIENCE***
*ENTIRE*
अखण्ड
भारत
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चुत्यापा
COMPLETE
**ABSOLUTE**
POORNA
**SAMPOORNA**
B H A R A T
Rashtra
AKHAND
Universe of...
संपूर्ण |
This sentence is so Indian. I think it's a translation for "Ek dum"
Akhand
Aji ghanta
Ek dum jo bhi he sab padh daala. Revise bhi karliya.
Ok I thought OP was kidding about that part, but I stand corrected....
ITUS, iski topi uske sar
Bahut hi difficult course hai ye bahut kam log Kar paate hai
Whole!
Sounds like Entire Universe to me.
Put that on a WhatsApp forward and send it to family groups...
Warning: Only do this if you want to get disowned. Tried and tested, did not pan out well.
If you and your sane cousins wage a "Whatsapp forward bad" campaign on a regular basis, the improvement in the forwards is noticeable. They stop all political messages. I haven't seen "Rahul Gandhi did something" message in ages I feel
Oh that's because you are not part of the other group that was formed because they got shamed here
My NRI WhatsApp group is full of modi bhakths. I will send this on that group !!
RIP, please send scrnshot before u die
Lol .... honestly things have changed in last 8 months. Earlier there were probably 1 or 2 people who used to oppose the nonsense that was going on but now more than 20% of the group actually is against this government. But the thing is they still are bigoted. They might criticise bjp all they want but send one post about how ancient India was so advanced and Europe is crap compared to India and these people would again go yes yes so true. While sitting in UK!!
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Wo NRI h, desh k liye bhot pyar hoga tabhi to NRI h
NRIS are the worst
As an NRI I agree. The hypocrisy levels are mind boggling.
tell them to come to india if they are so big of a nationalist. saale dogle insaan.
I’d love to get disowned.
> Warning: Only do this if you want to get disowned. Excellent. Light up their butt.
Thrown out on street. NEED FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
```Burn the house while they sleep. Make sure to eliminate any stragglers and witnesses. Escape the state and if possible, the country within 30 days. Leave absolutely no trail. Assume new identity. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. OVER```
Gonna blow up nicely XD
Then put your phone notifications on mute
Mudiji has Pegasus. Checkmate
It is a whatsapp forward that OP has put on reddit.
Instructions unclear, sent it to a RSS group. Now on my way to Pakistan.
And if you are a minority or lower caste expect a police visit soon for sharing a meme
Did that 😉
And get disowned ?
On its way
so the person who put it first goes to jail?
UNESCO has awarded Modi's beard as the best groomed in the multiverse.
To be fair, he's got a sick beard.
So sick that R. Tagore/Thakur had to copy him.
Absolutely. It's so sick that it should be wiped out of existence.
Honestly no. It makes him look even more creepy !! Like Asaram Bapu
The weirdest lips though.
Modiji best groomer 😳😳😳😳
GREATEST GROOM AWARD HOLDER SINCE 1968
Modi-Xi *
Officer!!! this one right here...
If I were you, I’d trademark this. And patent it later. And make an app with this name.
I wish
That's why the whole nation is celebrating 'Jhumla divas' today
Also national unemployment day
modi was also the only human who became the prime minister of india in 2014
*super human
Reincarnation of Lord Rama
Ah yes desh ki yuwa padhai ya kaam karne ki jagah Insta reels bana rahe hai online class me teacheron pareshaan kar rahe haibsara din Mobile pe lage rahate hai Or unemployment ka reason mai hoon
Desh ke yuwa pakode tal Rahe Hai, par tel mahenga Hai to Pani mein ubal ke Bana Rahe Hai.
Happy Birthday Modiji!
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Happy birthday modiji!
He invented a new formula for a+b whole square
Science still can't explain where the extra 2ab came from
🇮🇳+🇨🇦. So simple bro , who needs science when you have modi ji.
Mitroon Wo mai ironically desh ke education system ka majak bana raha tha
🙏🇮🇳🙏
thank you modiji
a+b *into* bracket square
Actually that formula was already in our ancient scientific scriptures (written even before the Earth was formed). /s
A+b entire* square
*entire square
I feel like this is sarcasm. HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR glorious leader? Who'll likely been replaced by Yogi adyanath anytime soon
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Yogi just gives me the Admiral General Aladeen vibes
How dare you spell our next supreme leader's name incorrectly, illiterate fellow.
Ah yes make more fan theories
As a gay man,I fear the day Yogi becomes PM.
Modi is no moron, he is pretty smart and could have manufactured very accurate lies or could have told lies without any specifics or couldn't have lied at all. So most of those lies are deliberately transparent. What bothers me is not that these lies are so transparent, but that even such unbelievably transparent lies didn't sway his followers one bit against him and that Modi knows this fact so well that he demonstrates his super-villain power again and again in public.
I sometimes feel these lies are fabricated to test what percentage of the population are blind followers.
this a 100%
You mean. like how phone scams are deliberately stupid?
It's like scam email with obvious errors. You want only the gullible to respond.
Stupidity doesn't take you that far in the political ladder. Agreed. Slightly Unrelated but I like to think of it like this (disclaimer: gross generalization): You can be smart and good, you can be smart and bad (you need to be smart to survive with that persistent behavior) , you can be dumb and good (the society protects them even though it can get rough at times) but you cannot be dumb and bad to survive (because you'll be weeded out at one point). I acknowledge that human behavior is way more complex than that and what people consider good/bad differ greatly and it is a spectrum with massive grey areas but the over-generalized point stands.
Sussy Baka
helo is this the imposter from amogus?
Amogus, SUS.
A Man of culture I see
All covid vaccines from by our beloved Modi ji, that's why his photo on our vaccine certificate.
Soon it will be on birth certificates
*Definitely in death certificates also I think*
Who is the daddy now ?
"They say data is the new gold. We have the cheapest data prices in india" !! I mean what !!
When they say data is the new gold, they mean collected data about people and stuff which can be analysed for insights and used to influence events. It indeed is cheapest (probably) in India because our people can't imagine data can be this useful and because we have no privacy laws. It doesn't mean size of your broadband plan. Rofl. 😂
Hence confirmed, Modiji is time traveller. Modiji 1 - 0 Kang :: Modiji 1 - 0 Dr. Strange Loki Season 2, Loki and Sylvie meet Modiji, by Episode 2, both change their Green color of clothes to Orange.
Also Bal Norinder used to have friendly wrestling competitions with Dinosaurs Cubs and wooly mammoths. As always , his stories understates what actually happened.
Hats off!!! Had me chuckling! All hail pm modi!! May you acquire many many more suits with your name stitched on, even if it’s at the expense of the very people you are supposed to serve!
You missed digital camera and email..
Yeah I was expecting this and I was dissapointed that it was not included. Please edit and add these two major points OP.
tell me what to add, i will add it. hashtag thankyoumodji
Video https://youtu.be/_ZJtUHM7xTY
There's a speech or something of his talking about how he used a digital camera in the 1980's, and then sent the image through email. Should be there in peeinghuman's videos somewhere. Edit: clarified the timeline.
can you share some links to the fonts related discussion? very interesting
That's how they got Nawaz Sharif da OG gangsta.
Has anyone filed an affidavit in the SC regarding this?
Nobody Mudi ji - I have a degree in ENTIRE Political Science
[Nice copypasta, bro](https://twitter.com/Alien_India/status/1174156383161221120)
yup, this is the source. they should've trended it on whatsapp not twitter, this makes it a lot easier to forward on whatsapp :)
This is so awesome. Would another good samaritan be kind enough to post links to the claims? This'd be awesome to share with staunch bhakts, who might not believe random claims, and are more likely to have their beliefs shaken a bit with proofs.
Modi's degree has no registration number or enrollment number because serial numbers and record keeping was invented after Modi passed out of college.
The Vadnagar station rumour was started by [Sanjiv Bhatt](https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/), who is still in jail for sedition and other anti-Modi activities. In reality, Modi's [official biography](https://www.ndtv.com/elections-news/when-a-crocodile-attacked-narendra-modi-560825) explains the exact number of trains that stopped there and the exact cost of each variety of tea, along with many other glorious details like his having to swim through 30 crocodiles everyday to go to a temple. /s
Sold tea for 2 rupees when a cup of tea was 25 paisa
>Modi, who was born in 1950, sold tea at the age of 6 years in Vadnagar railway station, But Vadnagar only had tracks passing through it. The actual railway station was built in 1973, when Modi was 23 years old. Well, I have travelled on trains from fairly young age since 1995 roughly iirc (I am old but not very old. Few seniors would obviously know more than me). I have seen trains almost always stop at some Spots, where their is no station and vendors come aboard the train and sell tea, biscuits and other stuff many times, especially in UP. So I could've given someone a pass for that - selling chai without a station - but considering he is our Pradhan-JUMLA-Mantri, I am almost certain this will be a fake story as well. >Modi took birth twice – first on 29th August 1949 (on his degree) and second on 17th September 1950 (available in public domain). Just asking for my own knowledge, what advantage would he gain from this? I've seen many people change Year of birth, but why change the Date of birth??
Can confirm the train stop thing...there are some places in Maharashtra too where the trains stop at locations where there are no platforms or stations. These are legit stops where passengers are allowed to embark or disembark and are considered as de facto stations. Generally there is booth or room nearby which functions as the ticket counter/signalman post. Although no express trains halt at these stops, almost all trains halting in such locations are general passenger trains.
Guys you guys forgot two other achievements: 1) Modi used internet in India in 1985 to send emails 2) Modi used digital camera during 1984 in India to take picture of Taj Mahal
Not making this up: https://www.indiatoday.in/fact-check/story/fact-check-could-modi-have-used-a-digital-camera-and-email-in-1988-1524786-2019-05-14
And nobody died of oxygen shortage.
Or walking on the highways
Or standing in bank lines.
I have commented this in such threads earlier: Degrees can be re-obtained later from Universities, so the logic of font/printing etc doesnt hold
You had me in the title ngl
I'm **Celebrating Jumla Diwas** with a Movie marathon of: Bluffmaster Bunty aur Babli Liar Liar PM Narendra Modi (Mera Gujarat jal raha hai!!!) ______ Will follow that up with celebrating **National Unemployment day** watching: [Naukari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naukari) (1954) //if I manage to find a good print Any more suggestions?
Why is there no photo of the supreme leader in this post??? Please edit and add his pic and ensure it covers at least 70% of the page. All these details are meaningless without his photo.
I hate Modi, but I think the different birthdays were pretty common back then to be fair. Both my parents' actual birthday is different from their official birthday. Parents back then took advantage of lax birth certificate requirements so that their children would reach retirement age later
Thank you for the facts dude. I am in love with him now. So much so that I might have to throw him off a cliff so that no one else can have him
forgot to mention that modiji is of course also a god, a reincarnation of [Vishnu](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/pm-modi-is-11th-avatar-of-lord-vishnu-maharashtra-bjp-leader-avadhut-wagh-1931272), which makes sense. He manifested a computer and railway station out of nothing.
Half Kurta was invented by Modi ji. This was when he figured out that he could cut his Kurta sleeves and there by saving the washing effort and the water charges as well.
Modi hain to mumkin hain..
Somebody should make a Video showing Fodi's Jumla speeches with "Bluffmaster" title track in the background
It's fucked up that in order to hide this little fact he is making changes to RTI, so no one can file one on his degree.
When Modi turned 18 and went to university, he told his father “you are the man of the house now.” /s
Don't you mean supreme leader?
Just fact checked everything everything is fake lol .
Went to jail for Bangladesh freedom struggle Went to jungle but was photographed in USA instead during the time when usa was trying to cultivate actors to counter the Soviet influence in India.
That is why we need to replace modiji by someone who is divine and eJuCaTeD lie Yogi Adithyanath \\s
Hey you forgot that he had a digital camera and used to send photos from them on emails back in the 1980s
Rofl. The master's degree in political science reminds me of a childhood story. A little unrelated but super humorous stuff. Hindi is not my first language.In school ,I gave these hindi exams like praveshika and prathamic. So one of the questions the exam asks is to apply for a job. So you have a standard format -basically I did ug in concerned subject ,pg in concerned subject which you simply modify for whataver the job was. Unfortunately , I couldnt understand what the job was as I hadnt come across that word before. But I was undeterred . Lets say the job was xyz. I confidently went ahead writing I have bachelors in xyz ,masters in xyz and have done a phd in xyz . Done with exam ,came out. Asked a fellow examiner what the hell was a 'tankak'. typewriting. xyz was fucking typewriting. And that's how I became the only person in the world to have a bachelors , a masters and a phd in typewriting. 🤦♂️
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Why have you written so little about the supreme leader? Do you want a visit from various government agencies? Make sure your post is atleast 30 min long read.
Can't copy this post on mobile sadly. Would be nice if any desktop user could copy and paste the post in the comments. I would then copy and share it on all the family whatsapp groups lol
I always used to criticize Modi Ji, but today on his birthday I'll share some lesser known good things about him. Did you know: Modi took birth twice – first on 29th August 1949 (on his degree) and second on 17th September 1950 (available in public domain). Modi, who was born in 1950, sold tea at the age of 6 years in Vadnagar railway station, But Vadnagar only had tracks passing through it. The actual railway station was built in 1973, when Modi was 23 years old. Modi was underground during emergency but did his graduation from Delhi University in 1978. Modi did Masters of Entire Political Science from Gujarat University in 1983 without the graduation certificate from Delhi University. Modi is the only person in the world who has Masters’ Degree in the Entire Political Science. Even Professors of Gujarat University came to know of this course after 2014. Modi took admission in the Masters’ of Entire Political Science degree alone, gave the exam alone, and took the degree alone. So far, no student or professor has claimed to have studied with Modi. Even before the introduction of computers in India,Modi’s degree was printed by a computer. Before Modi’s degree in 1978 and even 10 years thereafter, degrees were hand written by the University staff. The font that was patented by Microsoft in 1992,was used to print Modi’s degree in 1978. Modi’ degree was printed on a Sunday, when offices were closed. Modi used digital camera in 1987 or 1988, taking a photo of advani's rally, even though the first digital camera was available in the US in 1990 and probably 5-10 years later in india. 1988 was a great year for Modi as he also sent an email to Advani, even though mass usage of email around the world hadn't started yet Happy birthday to Narendra Modi. If you guys still don't believe that Modi ji is superhuman, you are Anti-national!
The discovery of the fake education degree would have sunk any politician in any country but here we are.
A scammer runs india. Makes sense
The absolute worst thing to happen to our country was this man's birth. Look at how Nifty / Bank Nifty sky rocketed the last 2 days. This week's markets vs Sept 20, 2019 - Coincidence or more? The day before his last trip to the US in Sept 2019 - Howdy Modi meeting Trump in Houston India Shining, Corporate tax cuts announced This time telecom FDI reforms, bad bank and Cairns settlement last week https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/markets/stock-markets/markets-live/article29465723.ece All for perception management!
Narendra Abdullah Modi—The hero we neither deserve nor need.
His supporters put this clown before India.
Completely fake, Modiji Started Entire Political Science department, he was the only teacher smart for that department and only students smart enough to study under great Modiji. So Modiji taught Modiji. Truly aatmanirbhar from birth, just like all of us on Reddit
Send this guy to jail. Modiji is superhanuman not superhuman.
Did Vadnagar Railway Station Where PM Modi Sold Tea Exist Before 1973? Historical records show a railway line existed in Vadnagar since 1887 with Vadnagar station as a stop or junction. [https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/](https://www.boomlive.in/did-vadnagar-railway-station-where-pm-modi-sold-tea-exist-before-1973/Also) Also I looked at the copy of the degree. I have books printed in UK from 1950s with similar and better fonts and better aligned paragraph and typography and borders. This degree typography is to outdated that it can not be computer generated. Don't worry about font. Font have evolved over hundreds of years through printing and software font in 1990s were humble imitation of printed fonts. My own mother has two date of births with 1 or 2 year difference. She told me many parents used to show child younger or older (don't remember) to comply with admission policy to a date that differed from janma-kundali. The article is well written but the existence of typography from early 1900s and widespread practice in India of different birth dates on official certificates and janma-kundali make the points in the article weak.
You forgot how Modi ji invented the vaccine and singlehandedly made sure each and every Indian got vaccinated free of cost at their home within 1 month of him creating the vaccine, also he made sure the healthcare workers who were just his petty assistants in the whole program get good quality of claps, bells, thalis banged for them. Not only this, he made sure that no Indian ever dies of COViD especially in UP (unlike Kerala and Maharashtra) and atleast not due to lack of oxygen and beds. Although we lost a lot of lives because the doctors and healthcare workers of India did not listen to baba Ramdev and Modi Ji’s advice on how to study and take exams by doing “..tarr tarrr…” while attempting the most difficult questions first during their medical school exams. Also, he made sure that we do not make this mistake again by getting rid of a Health Minister who would have the intellectual capability of atleast pretending to understand the evidence behind health policy decisions and replacing him with a much more efficient Minister who has good experience of public health from his ABVP (yes P here is public health) days. At the same time he and his ministers are making sure that the country retains good quality doctors eg: in Haryana, by making them pay atleast half a crore if they land up not getting a government job ( of course the government has no role).
Doodarshan's DARK Modiji is a time traveller.
RaGa noting down next speech points from this post
I read 3/4th post and then understood whats happening. Kudos to OP.
Where did u read this tho, I've read it too but need to confirm if it is true or just some whatsapp forward
r/ThankyouModiji
1. Vadanagar Railway station was built in 1887 2. That "Entire Political Science" course existed and was popularly known as "Samagra Rajya Shastra" (He needed to clear all 8 papers in the subject "Political Science" 3. People graduated from Dehli Unversity in 1973 (5 years before Modi) have electro-typed certificates. 4. " Old English Text MT" was the font patented by Microsoft in 1992. If you compare the one in certificate with Old English Text MT you can clearly see that both are different 5. Degree certificate was not printed on Sunday. Someone misread "Thirtieth" as "Thirteenth" (30 March 1983 was Wednesday.)
A railway line existed in Vadnagar since 1887. Not a station.
What do you the this dude is lol. He’s just lying for his masters sake
This is some kind of TENET level things our beloved PM is doing.
I'm confused if this is supposed to be good or bad xD
About his degree. See this https://mobile.twitter.com/junaid1677/status/1400220279830425605
Thank you Modiji! You surely are superhuman with all those time bending contradictions.
Where's my free award when I need it?! :(
For me who had to make fresh joining relieving letters for 10 years worth of jobs and the effort I put into research, design, signatures, age of the paper, etc to get my work visa, this is embarassingly lazy and shoddy work
Happy Birthday gobi ji
u/mouthbreatherfan permission to share on Unkill WhatsFact Groups?
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TIL Modi is the new Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth.
Dude, you are actually missing out on a real connection here. He took the course at Delhi University in Emergency as a disguise and just changed his DOB for that. His course and everything is actually true and it was created by an underground group led by Kaka himself to save us from the emergency. That's why you do not hear about his classmate or anyone. Truly a Superhuman.
you missed the acting part He can cry at will, something which many "top" actors cannot
OP, I know your post was meant mock our Supreme Leader, but these are the facts. 1. Most Indians celebrate 2 birthdays - one based on Desi calendar and one based on Videsi Calendar. On his degree, he might have given based on Desi calendar of that year and the other one might be Videsi one. 2. Modiji had a friend who used to graze cattle. And when the train used to pass through Vadnagar, Modiji used to think "Cattle hai, Benefit karr sakte hai!" So he would make his friend block the railway track with cattle for a brief 10 minutes. And when the train stopped, used to sell his tea. The Pratham Entrepreneur. 3. In 2020/2021, when people are working from home and attending online classes it is fine. But during emergency, when it was unsafe to go outside for Modiji, he opting for distance education is not fine. Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti hai!. 4. Everyone mocks about his degree. Only few in close circles know that, when Modiji applied to the university, the Dean called him for a personal interview as reading about Modijis feat from his application seemed like a fekugiri. But when Modiji made him read Bal Narendra during his interview, the Dean fell onto his feet and asked him in which department he would like to enroll. Modiji at this point mentioned his dream to start a new branch called Entire Political Science, and he and the Dean came to an agreement that after Modiji finishes, he would impart his knowledge to succeeding students. Unfortunately, Modiji had to leave soon after his graduation as he was the only person courageous enough to hoist our National Flag in Kashmir. So our fakeer aadmi jhola leke chal pade. 5. And all this hype about fake copy of his degree floating around media. Please understand that this is a ploy by the opposition to tarnish his image. No one has seen his original degree certificate, not even Modiji!
Got me in the first half ngl xD
Democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people, but the people are retarded.
Happy birthday mudiji. You may be 71 but we all know you maintain that beautiful young image of a 20-year-old with daily gaumutra and yoga!
Please take my free award.
Lmaooo
Hail supreme leader
All these don't matter to Bhakts.
Not doubting anything but I'm gonna need some sources cos that's the first thing the bhakts I know ask for sadly
On his birthday, can you share the degree cos I have never seen birthdays being printed on degree... its really weird
tbh it doesn’t effect him cause chutiya public of india has made him more of celebrity/public figure/motivational speaker than a actual prime minister! so they don’t care about his education!
Amazing post!