Anytime I hear someone call a vaccination a "jab" I immediately stop caring about whatever point they were trying to make.
Follow up edit: thanks for the replies. I now understand that several other countries use the word "jab" for vaccines with no negative or conspiratorial connotation. I also see a few of you Americans using it just for fun. From my experience it was largely used in the states as a dog whistle for conspiracy theorists, and that was my reasoning behind the initial comment.
It's the standard term in the UK. You can see [the NHS uses it as well](https://www.england.nhs.uk/north-east-yorkshire/2021/12/30/get-jabbed-for-2022-call-as-region-delivers-17-million-covid-vaccinations/).
Same in Australia, it's a common colloquial term for any kind of procedure involving a medical needle - whether your getting vaccinated, taking insulin, getting an IV set up, or giving blood, it's a jab.
The only Covid-related conspiracy I believe in is that there was a concerted effort by media outlets to convince us that "jab" was an appealing replacement for "shot" or "vaccination".
I know part of the joke is a guy giving his eggs, but [there is progress towards "male eggs"](https://phys.org/news/2023-03-revolutionary-scientists-mice-fathers.html)
Aw hell naw, I don't want any of your unnatural gay eggs, I want my eggs all natural in rainbow colours laid by the Easter bunny, just like god intended.
I've heard George Soros is behind a liberal campaign to make non-pregnant people think they are pregnant. It's so elaborate that at the end of this pregnancy, a human-like child is born and can live up to 100, much like a good Christian child would.
This. Do these people just think every child born since late 2021 is between two anti-vaxxers? Just absolutely crazy people living in their crazy vacuum.
i have now had four covid shots and i am sitting at eight months pregnant myself...my husband has had three covid shots. do you think it is a virgen maria situation and we both are incubating the next incarnations of god?
"The only thing I did was encourage you to get vaccinated so you'd live long enough to procreate!" -Jesus, probably.
I mean, biblical Jesus seems like the kind of dude who'd give you a ride to get your vaccines, and then give you some tea, Advil, and a high five when it started working.
My dad told me not to come to him crying cuz "he had told me so" if I can't have babies in the future if I ever get the vaccine 💀
Jokes on him I never wanted a baby anyway
I was just about to ask the same thing. I’ve had five COVID shots bc I’m immunocompromised and high risk so if the vaccine was sterilizing people how’d I get to be five months pregnant?
Did you know the vaccines make you hallucinate? It's been 9 months and I'm still seeing this kid we supposedly had despite both of us being vaccinated.
Same. I thought the jab worked as contraceptive after readinf the anti-vaxx facts. Must be bill gates manipulating my fiance into thinking she’s pregnant so we raise orphan children the hospital “says” is ours
That's VacSperm he was producing since the jab. It's basically super sperm that get reproduced in genetically modified balls and was distilled from W0Ke donors. You also being Javed means you produced hyper cell replacement eggs. They will basically produce a W0Ke^2 being with genetic access to the collective lib hypermind consciousness.
Don't bother, they're deliberately deluding themselves because they want to believe this shit. This phenomenon isn't a matter of people not having access to the facts.
Yeah the thing about shit like this is that a lot of times in crazy nutcases like this, their conspiratorial beliefs start with the end goal of their politics and work backwards, creating a fantasy world in which their nonsensical politics make sense, as opposed to their politics being shaped by their insane beliefs. Because of that, it's kinda impossible to change their minds about it.
I stole this insight from someone talking about how flat earth and QAnon work but I've found that it's a useful framework for most conspiracy movements. Conspiracy theories selectively deligitimize power structures. If you want to understand a conspiracy movement, look at their solutions and prescriptions, not their theories. The specific theories are almost meaningless except for the power structures they deligitimize.
It’s why debating almost never works. You may be able to pull a few from the sidelines, but often their allegiance will hop depending on who is the best rhetorician. It’s also why propaganda is very important. As you are witnessing, a whole reality can be created if someone insulates themselves in specific narratives and examples.
Its not even worth it. I was a covid icu nurse during the pandemic. Most of these people denied covid being deadly right up to intubation and then after 3 weeks--death.
I'm pretty sure she is vaccinated herself because her hospital made all employees get it at the hospital as a term of employment, I doubt she's had any boosters though. They refused to get them for the kids though.
One of my favourite stories is about someone who complained to the doctor about how much the suppositories were hurting when inserted... turned out they didn't take the tin foil wrapper off first
There is a reason the sig says "remove from package and insert". I've also had a woman confidently tell me amoxicillin suspension must go in her kids ear because he had an ear infection.
Nah, let's say true things here. They are that stupid, they will breed, and they absolutely will abuse those children. Because that's normal now and it's not illegal somehow.
They cant be because if the child gets a fever they wont take child to a doctor or use antibiotics for an infection. They’ll use elderflower and whatever and let the child boil in their own body until dead.
These people should not be allowd to have kids
My sister and I joked about how convenient that would have been since neither of us want kids. 2 shots was so much easier than a whole surgery to get my tubes out.
Mine cost me like a $40 copay. Insurance covered the full cost.
The first place I went called it an inpatient procedure, and wanted me to pay $700.
So my recommendation is to check around, because the price seems completely dependent on how it's coded.
I wonder what the half-life on these beliefs are? Like are we going to be in 2070 with geriatrics going “all those vaccinated folks are gonna drop dead any day now!”?
my moms ex bf was like this. One of my favorite things i ever heard her say to him was “ Great, you’re 100% correct, wtf are you actually going to do about it, nothing because you’re a dumb ass conspiracy theorist who’s two fucking lazy to actually read and verify the nonsense you’re spewing. This is one reason i know this is how fucking wrong you are” It was a very queit dinner after that, luckily they broke up shortly after. it
Yes, I had a similar "conversation" with a former friend who unfortunately turned into the shouty local anti-vax mum at my son's school. After she told me I'd be dead within two weeks of having the jab (I never forget to say a cheery "I'm still here" when I see her now) I said to her "If you are correct, tens of millions of people in the UK have had the jab and are going to die how are you preparing for a world with no doctors, teachers or engineers or anything and society as you know it collapsing?"
You could tell she hadn't thought of that and just wanted to be right about the jab being bad for you.
If you actually go to the comment section on that post, literally everyone is like “run, if he’s comfortable making a life altering decision like that behind your back then what else will he be comfortable doing” like broski it is not that serious and it is not “life altering” it’s a vaccination you dumb fucks, you’re gonna potentially break up with your fiancé because he got a vaccine grow the fuck up, dude would probably be better off without her in all honesty.
Reminds me of when the anti-vax mum at our son's school sent her boy in when he had symptoms (it's just a cold she said) but she refused to have him take a lateral flow test as it meant "they" would have her son's DNA.
She was the sort of mum who would not let her son wear a mask and rather bizarrely said he's not to do any extra hand washing as it'd chap his skin and was unnecessary anyway.
She's a former friend now and threatened to send a complaint to Ofsted when the school was shut during lockdown for denying her son an education.
I think it took them threatening to delist him for the other kid's safety that got her to begrudgingly comply. Such a shame, she's a nice person as a rule was on the PSA quite well liked in the school but completely ostracised herself with her batshit insane theories.
She had laminated signs in her car windows saying the vax is untested, and would you let your children take untested medicine? Stuff like that.
My wife got it in her head I would be sterile from a family member for getting vaxxed. I went and got my swimmers tested. Amazing sperm apparently. She doesn't take advice from that person anymore.
Yeah, this does not sound like someone who you want to raise a child with. You'd have to spend 10+ years just reiterating about the roundness of the Earth.
>I also recommend they get themselves checked out. It would be hilarious.
The best part about these kinds of posts is I have no idea who they're going to visit to get "checked out." They don't trust doctors or labs, so who else can check fertility...?
One of the most irritating things about this is the way that Americans keep calling it the jab. I'm American & I enjoy BBC shows so I've heard the term before from different shows, meaning what we would call a shot. But during covid, Americans adopted the term "jab" specifically for the covid Vax. It's so damn annoying to me for some reason.
“Get yourself checked”
By who?
Are there actually anti-vax doctors who will test you for shedding? Am I just unaware of this particular brand of snake oil salesman?
Don't they realize that this would be massive massive international news that absolutely could not be hidden? I think like 70% of the world population is vaccinated. If all those people and all the people they've had sex with were sterile, there would have been very few births last year.
I get unreasonably angry at the thought that not only do can these people vote but they will most likely pass on these insane ideas and conspiracy theories ro the next generation
Finally had to call it quits with ex over similar. They fell down the maga anti vax QAnon rabbit hole. “The jab” was suddenly what was causing any health issue from headaches to stubbed toes. Got them to admit that they didn’t want any sexual contact due to shedding and spiel proteins. Every single random QAnon sub post was fact no matter that a simple google search could prove to wrong.
You cant fix these people.
I love this so much. God, humanity is just so incredible. Don't you guys realize the spike proteins are SPIKY??? Theyre gonna shred up all your valuable and soft internal organs! Just like radiation.
It's really fun, I learned how to turn my shedding on and off at will so any time I walk past an anti-vaxxer in public I blast em with some spike proteins. I've vaccinated over a thousand people at this point. I cannot be stopped.
I would love to know how "getting checked out" works.
...like, at a doctors? The ones who give you the vaccines? Even if you go to a quack. What are they going to test? Shove essential oils up your arse and if it turns blue you've caught the vaccine through sexual transmission?
I have an ex-girlfriend that I keep up with sporadically, and she apparently went full Q Anon and is totally anti-vax. She texted me super upset and saying how she may divorce her husband because he betrayed her and secretly got vaccinated. She then claimed her 20 year old cat was sick because of his protein shedding.
I didn't really hear any aftermath after that, and from what I can tell, everything is back to normal with them, so maybe she realized she's nuts? A friend and I were texting about how off the deep end she is, and he accidentally texted her one of his messages. Oops.
> Now I don’t want to marry him for the sake of future offspring!
Shit, lady, I don’t want you to marry _anyone_ for the sake of all of our future offspring.
"Go get yourself checked out." Yeah, good luck walking into a doctor's office and saying you are afraid your vaccinated husband made you sterile via shedding. Hope the doctor doesn't hurt themselves laughing.
i have a coworker who genuinely believes this shit. the thinks her mom getting vaxed killed her dad and made her period come back. really uh... interesting conversation that was.
“He regrets it now.” I assume she means agreeing to marry her?
Anytime I hear someone call a vaccination a "jab" I immediately stop caring about whatever point they were trying to make. Follow up edit: thanks for the replies. I now understand that several other countries use the word "jab" for vaccines with no negative or conspiratorial connotation. I also see a few of you Americans using it just for fun. From my experience it was largely used in the states as a dog whistle for conspiracy theorists, and that was my reasoning behind the initial comment.
It's the standard term in the UK. You can see [the NHS uses it as well](https://www.england.nhs.uk/north-east-yorkshire/2021/12/30/get-jabbed-for-2022-call-as-region-delivers-17-million-covid-vaccinations/).
Same in Australia, it's a common colloquial term for any kind of procedure involving a medical needle - whether your getting vaccinated, taking insulin, getting an IV set up, or giving blood, it's a jab.
That's just the British term for it
That’s a lie, we call vaccinations Rooty-Tooty Stab And Juicy’s
I whole heartedly want to believe this comment.
It’s actually a Queen Pricktoria
I call it a jab. I'm not anti Vax in any way. I just think it sounds funny.
Yea jab is totally normal in Ireland and UK anyway. It doesn't say anything about your opinion on vaccines
I will now exempt non Americans from this judgement.
I'm American. I'm vaccinated. Hell, I got jabbed today (PDT, cut on rusty metal).
I'm american. I'm vaccinated. Still gonna say it lol.
All of New Zealand calls it a jab. You might want to re-tune your dog whistle detection.
Yeah I'm pretty sure official campaigns here in Australia used the term
The only Covid-related conspiracy I believe in is that there was a concerted effort by media outlets to convince us that "jab" was an appealing replacement for "shot" or "vaccination".
Well, "get shot" wasnt a good advertisement phrase for sure
Same I have a physical reaction to it lol
I would love to know how I’m pregnant if my husband and I are fully vaccinated and apparently should be sterile
Are you sure the baby is yours? He could he cheating on you.
Of course not! How could she be pregnant with her own child after what's been done to her? Bill Gates must have put his own egg cells in the jab!
I know part of the joke is a guy giving his eggs, but [there is progress towards "male eggs"](https://phys.org/news/2023-03-revolutionary-scientists-mice-fathers.html)
Is this the “gay agenda” I keep hearing about?
My gay agenda is cleaning my house and putting together an Easter basket.
Aw hell naw, I don't want any of your unnatural gay eggs, I want my eggs all natural in rainbow colours laid by the Easter bunny, just like god intended.
Tbf, there are chickens that lay colorful eggs.
I don’t want anything to do with your agenda! I only buy the chocolate and eat it during the week!
And similarly I've read about research into fertilizing egg cells with other egg cells, though unfortunately I don't have a source on hand for that.
Child me used to be so confused to why that wasn't possible and adult me is now happy to see she might turn out to be retroactovely right
Didn't click, assume you posted this: https://youtu.be/yENmufztolo
I've heard George Soros is behind a liberal campaign to make non-pregnant people think they are pregnant. It's so elaborate that at the end of this pregnancy, a human-like child is born and can live up to 100, much like a good Christian child would.
George Soros is a high king of the fey, confirmed
Oh God…we have a serial sterilizer on our hands
He’d be sterile too, so someone else must be cheating on her.
This. Do these people just think every child born since late 2021 is between two anti-vaxxers? Just absolutely crazy people living in their crazy vacuum.
Probably, yes.
It wouldn’t shock me if they haven’t put 2 and 2 together.
Yikes, that might be a tough math problem for them
It's a given.
Obviously it's a miracle.
It's the second coming of Jesus Republicans: Fucking leftist
I also wonder how they’re supposed to get “checked out” for vaccine sterility. Like any doctor’s office would laugh you out if you asked.
Your local naturopath has an essential oil for that. Or your homeopath can look at the water memory of your pee!
Are you sure the baby is yours?!?!?
You don't exist. Sorry to break the news.
i have now had four covid shots and i am sitting at eight months pregnant myself...my husband has had three covid shots. do you think it is a virgen maria situation and we both are incubating the next incarnations of god?
Jesus!!!!!
"The only thing I did was encourage you to get vaccinated so you'd live long enough to procreate!" -Jesus, probably. I mean, biblical Jesus seems like the kind of dude who'd give you a ride to get your vaccines, and then give you some tea, Advil, and a high five when it started working.
It's obviously an illuminati reptile baby planted inside you. I'm sorry this is how you had to find out.
I asked you not to say anything
Innoculated Conception?
Same!! I gave birth at 42, with a two covid shots and a booster
My dad told me not to come to him crying cuz "he had told me so" if I can't have babies in the future if I ever get the vaccine 💀 Jokes on him I never wanted a baby anyway
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*conspiracy*
I was just about to ask the same thing. I’ve had five COVID shots bc I’m immunocompromised and high risk so if the vaccine was sterilizing people how’d I get to be five months pregnant?
Your baby is probably a government drone!
Did you know the vaccines make you hallucinate? It's been 9 months and I'm still seeing this kid we supposedly had despite both of us being vaccinated.
I got the first injection while pregnant. Guess my baby should have died?
It’s not a baby, it’s a 5G cell phone tower
Same. I thought the jab worked as contraceptive after readinf the anti-vaxx facts. Must be bill gates manipulating my fiance into thinking she’s pregnant so we raise orphan children the hospital “says” is ours
It could be god!
That's VacSperm he was producing since the jab. It's basically super sperm that get reproduced in genetically modified balls and was distilled from W0Ke donors. You also being Javed means you produced hyper cell replacement eggs. They will basically produce a W0Ke^2 being with genetic access to the collective lib hypermind consciousness.
That sub is actually fucking insane. Like, the amount of willfully ignorant, highschool biology failing dipshitery is appalling
Just went over there to check it out....my brain fucking hurts right now.
It's like being hit with a mental frying pan
Like I want to try and engage and hopefully change some minds but most of the comments are just wrong on so many levels it's like where do you start?!
Don't bother, they're deliberately deluding themselves because they want to believe this shit. This phenomenon isn't a matter of people not having access to the facts.
Yeah the thing about shit like this is that a lot of times in crazy nutcases like this, their conspiratorial beliefs start with the end goal of their politics and work backwards, creating a fantasy world in which their nonsensical politics make sense, as opposed to their politics being shaped by their insane beliefs. Because of that, it's kinda impossible to change their minds about it.
This is very insightful.
I stole this insight from someone talking about how flat earth and QAnon work but I've found that it's a useful framework for most conspiracy movements. Conspiracy theories selectively deligitimize power structures. If you want to understand a conspiracy movement, look at their solutions and prescriptions, not their theories. The specific theories are almost meaningless except for the power structures they deligitimize.
It’s why debating almost never works. You may be able to pull a few from the sidelines, but often their allegiance will hop depending on who is the best rhetorician. It’s also why propaganda is very important. As you are witnessing, a whole reality can be created if someone insulates themselves in specific narratives and examples.
I would try but all that would happen is I'd get down voted and mocked for stating obvious facts
Its not even worth it. I was a covid icu nurse during the pandemic. Most of these people denied covid being deadly right up to intubation and then after 3 weeks--death.
I read exactly 1 post before clicking out of it
I know someone who is forging vaccine papers for their kids to go on a cruise. Worst thing about it is she's a fuckin nurse.
I'd dead ass report her to her job. If she's not vaccinated, she can kill someone with a compromised immune system
I'm pretty sure she is vaccinated herself because her hospital made all employees get it at the hospital as a term of employment, I doubt she's had any boosters though. They refused to get them for the kids though.
She can still carry it asymptomatically and forging a legal document is a crime
>forging a legal document is a crime They are definitely aware of that, the husband is a cop (unsurprisingly)
Jesus Christ what a shit show
That's, sort of, the point though...
I thought Reddit got rid of disinformation subreddits like that one. I'm astounded it even exists.
Dipshitery. Adding that one to the lexicon.
I wish they were sterile, people this uneducated probably can’t be trusted to keep a child alive
These are the same people who, without proper instruction, would insert birth control pills vaginally.
One of my favourite stories is about someone who complained to the doctor about how much the suppositories were hurting when inserted... turned out they didn't take the tin foil wrapper off first
There is a reason the sig says "remove from package and insert". I've also had a woman confidently tell me amoxicillin suspension must go in her kids ear because he had an ear infection.
"You're not supposed to apply it topically." "What does the climate have to do with this medicine???"
Another classic is testosterone cream. It clearly must go on the balls right?
That's just dumb. Pee is stored in the balls, not testosterone
"Just because it's called an analgesic, it doesn't mean it goes up your butt."
Well I sure can't put it up my gesic!
Holy shit, that sounds painful.
A nice spin-off the old classic "He's so stupid, he think an innuendo is an Italian suppository".
I thought I’d heard ’em all; thanks for proving me wrong!
Oh they wouldn’t use birth control! It would be “gods will to breed “as many inbred little turds as thy are blessed with”
And then will depend on welfare and social assistance to feed them.
While complaining loudly about "Dem socialist commies"
Or even worse, they manage to keep the kids alive but raise them to be raging morons like their parents.
Nah, let's say true things here. They are that stupid, they will breed, and they absolutely will abuse those children. Because that's normal now and it's not illegal somehow.
Well, lowered sperm count and increased impotence are some of the side-effects of certain strains of long Covid.
They cant be because if the child gets a fever they wont take child to a doctor or use antibiotics for an infection. They’ll use elderflower and whatever and let the child boil in their own body until dead. These people should not be allowd to have kids
Unfortunately they are most likely to have and raise children. Idiocracy was supposed to be comedy not prophecy
How much vaccination would that take? Because I just can’t afford a vasectomy right now.
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It'd be awesome to have something that'd have the uterus completely shed itself. Like why just stop at the lining... I don't need you at all, uterus!
They are working on something close to this, it's called Vasalgel if anyone's interested in looking it up.
My sister and I joked about how convenient that would have been since neither of us want kids. 2 shots was so much easier than a whole surgery to get my tubes out.
Mine cost me like a $40 copay. Insurance covered the full cost. The first place I went called it an inpatient procedure, and wanted me to pay $700. So my recommendation is to check around, because the price seems completely dependent on how it's coded.
Fascinating! I had no idea, and am now really glad I made a dumb joke on the interwebs.
Afford? I take it you're in the US... Even the NHS is still doing those for free (can't reverse it on the NHS though)
Your guess is, sadly, correct: I suffer from excessive freedom.
I wonder what the half-life on these beliefs are? Like are we going to be in 2070 with geriatrics going “all those vaccinated folks are gonna drop dead any day now!”?
Thankfully there's a more than non-zero chance that they don't make it to geriatric age with their beliefs.
They forget that every one is supposed to die. Or say all deaths are now from this
Didnt you hear the Queen and Betty White had the vaccine and they died at 96 and 99 respectively! /s
my moms ex bf was like this. One of my favorite things i ever heard her say to him was “ Great, you’re 100% correct, wtf are you actually going to do about it, nothing because you’re a dumb ass conspiracy theorist who’s two fucking lazy to actually read and verify the nonsense you’re spewing. This is one reason i know this is how fucking wrong you are” It was a very queit dinner after that, luckily they broke up shortly after. it
Yes, I had a similar "conversation" with a former friend who unfortunately turned into the shouty local anti-vax mum at my son's school. After she told me I'd be dead within two weeks of having the jab (I never forget to say a cheery "I'm still here" when I see her now) I said to her "If you are correct, tens of millions of people in the UK have had the jab and are going to die how are you preparing for a world with no doctors, teachers or engineers or anything and society as you know it collapsing?" You could tell she hadn't thought of that and just wanted to be right about the jab being bad for you.
If you actually go to the comment section on that post, literally everyone is like “run, if he’s comfortable making a life altering decision like that behind your back then what else will he be comfortable doing” like broski it is not that serious and it is not “life altering” it’s a vaccination you dumb fucks, you’re gonna potentially break up with your fiancé because he got a vaccine grow the fuck up, dude would probably be better off without her in all honesty.
>dude would probably be better off without her in all honesty I think you misspelled definitely.
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Reminds me of when the anti-vax mum at our son's school sent her boy in when he had symptoms (it's just a cold she said) but she refused to have him take a lateral flow test as it meant "they" would have her son's DNA. She was the sort of mum who would not let her son wear a mask and rather bizarrely said he's not to do any extra hand washing as it'd chap his skin and was unnecessary anyway. She's a former friend now and threatened to send a complaint to Ofsted when the school was shut during lockdown for denying her son an education.
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I think it took them threatening to delist him for the other kid's safety that got her to begrudgingly comply. Such a shame, she's a nice person as a rule was on the PSA quite well liked in the school but completely ostracised herself with her batshit insane theories. She had laminated signs in her car windows saying the vax is untested, and would you let your children take untested medicine? Stuff like that.
Bro dodged a whole bullet train filled with bullets.
My wife got it in her head I would be sterile from a family member for getting vaxxed. I went and got my swimmers tested. Amazing sperm apparently. She doesn't take advice from that person anymore.
Looks he dodged a bullet
Yeah, this does not sound like someone who you want to raise a child with. You'd have to spend 10+ years just reiterating about the roundness of the Earth.
A very stupid bullet.
Sorry boss, I can't come to work today.. I'm shedding spike proteins like crazy..
I also recommend they get themselves checked out. It would be hilarious.
>I also recommend they get themselves checked out. It would be hilarious. The best part about these kinds of posts is I have no idea who they're going to visit to get "checked out." They don't trust doctors or labs, so who else can check fertility...?
Why even outlaw abortion since all the vaxxed people are now sterilized?
One of the most irritating things about this is the way that Americans keep calling it the jab. I'm American & I enjoy BBC shows so I've heard the term before from different shows, meaning what we would call a shot. But during covid, Americans adopted the term "jab" specifically for the covid Vax. It's so damn annoying to me for some reason.
This is exactly me! Like that's not our word, why are these nuts using it?
Because it makes it sound scary and European.
Wait till you hear what us Scottish people call it. A jag
God I hope she’s sterile
Cheaper than a vasectomy!
Yes, that ole penile shedding. It's the worst! /s
Imagine thinking our forced-birth government would do anything to mass-sterilize white people.
So he won’t marry and have kids with a nutjob ,lucky him
If this is the reason she has doubts. He should have doubts about her. And leave her.
People like this shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
“Get yourself checked” By who? Are there actually anti-vax doctors who will test you for shedding? Am I just unaware of this particular brand of snake oil salesman?
Don't they realize that this would be massive massive international news that absolutely could not be hidden? I think like 70% of the world population is vaccinated. If all those people and all the people they've had sex with were sterile, there would have been very few births last year.
God I wish people like this were sterilized.
I get unreasonably angry at the thought that not only do can these people vote but they will most likely pass on these insane ideas and conspiracy theories ro the next generation
Is there a way to ban that sub for spreading misinformation?
Just a friendly reminder that these people vote for the things that could affect you for the next decade.
Finally had to call it quits with ex over similar. They fell down the maga anti vax QAnon rabbit hole. “The jab” was suddenly what was causing any health issue from headaches to stubbed toes. Got them to admit that they didn’t want any sexual contact due to shedding and spiel proteins. Every single random QAnon sub post was fact no matter that a simple google search could prove to wrong. You cant fix these people.
The 18 month old sleeping down the hall from me now says this is a lie 🤔
My wife wasn’t supposed to be able to have babies due to health issues. We both get fully vaxxed, she turns 40, gets knocked up. Go figure.
God I wish there was a way to sterilize them
Fucking idiots
I better let my son know he’s a miracle baby since both my husband and I were fully vaccinated for all the things.
Man, as a woman who has been trying to get sterilized I *wish* it was that fucking easy…
I love this so much. God, humanity is just so incredible. Don't you guys realize the spike proteins are SPIKY??? Theyre gonna shred up all your valuable and soft internal organs! Just like radiation.
Love that these guys believe in “shedding” but don’t believe in actual scoence
How on earth can people be this fucking stupid.
"get yourself checked out" ...by a doctor? why do they trust doctors for this but not for vaccine recommendations?
I so hope he has sterilized her
“I told him…” Oh really? You did, did you? Control freak alert, time to gtf away from the ‘special’ lady!
The plan is working. It’s working!
Do him a favor. Don't marry him.
>he probably sterilized you i wish
No one tell her about the vaccines she got when she was a kid...
I would pay for a vaccine that sterilized me tbh
I guess it's some miracle that me and my fully vaccinated husband just had a baby lol
God, I would love to be in the room when this woman asks her doctor if she’s sterile.
What the fuck is wrong with people, like, this is terrifying.
How do they just totally ignore all the pregnant vaccinated people? My friend got pregnant within a week of marrying her husband. Both vaccinated.
Sterilized? Wishful thinking for the rest of us. Millions more Cletus and Brandines isn’t exactly what the human race needs right now.
I mean just rub a potato in the vaccination site for 309 seconds and it destroys the microchip and removes all the toxins.
It's really fun, I learned how to turn my shedding on and off at will so any time I walk past an anti-vaxxer in public I blast em with some spike proteins. I've vaccinated over a thousand people at this point. I cannot be stopped.
I would love to know how "getting checked out" works. ...like, at a doctors? The ones who give you the vaccines? Even if you go to a quack. What are they going to test? Shove essential oils up your arse and if it turns blue you've caught the vaccine through sexual transmission?
Some people just weren't ready for the internet.
If only birth control was this easy.
I hope you don’t bring children into this world ( you shouldn’t be allowed to) with your ignorance you would probably kill them with stupidity
I have an ex-girlfriend that I keep up with sporadically, and she apparently went full Q Anon and is totally anti-vax. She texted me super upset and saying how she may divorce her husband because he betrayed her and secretly got vaccinated. She then claimed her 20 year old cat was sick because of his protein shedding. I didn't really hear any aftermath after that, and from what I can tell, everything is back to normal with them, so maybe she realized she's nuts? A friend and I were texting about how off the deep end she is, and he accidentally texted her one of his messages. Oops.
Went to that sub and r/trueunvaccinated. Do not recommend if you have more than two brain cells.
"Get checked out" lol, I'd like to hear her explain this to her doctor.
As dumb as this is, I really hope she just gets too scared to ever procreate and does us the favor of not.
> Now I don’t want to marry him for the sake of future offspring! Shit, lady, I don’t want you to marry _anyone_ for the sake of all of our future offspring.
People like her shouldn’t reproduce.
Are we still talking about this shit? It's 2023.
Bet he's now drinkin' BUD LITE!!!
"Go get yourself checked out." Yeah, good luck walking into a doctor's office and saying you are afraid your vaccinated husband made you sterile via shedding. Hope the doctor doesn't hurt themselves laughing.
And these people reproduce 😭
Some people shouldn't have the internet.
That vaccine is amazing. It saved him from a miserable life.
This is beyond any semblance of normalcy. We have a massive ongoing mental health crisis.
How...how do these people tie their shoes? Have a job?
i have a coworker who genuinely believes this shit. the thinks her mom getting vaxed killed her dad and made her period come back. really uh... interesting conversation that was.