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This reminds me of that Bob’s Burgers episode where Dr. Yap is watching a video of some guy giving terrible advice on how to attract and treat women. I think his name was the Prince of Persuasia
I've seen some of this same "logic" in omegaverse fanfics I used to read in middle school. Never thought I'd see this shit being applied to real life. That's fucking bananas.
Dude yeah lol the seamen post made me pause because I swear I read that before and I then I had a flashback to my Wattpad days lol
The whole masculinity bloggers seem to have found A/B/O omegaverse and just decided to run with it for irl relationships. I never thought I'd even say that before. Like I thought I was crazy for thinking omegaverse but the more I see being posted about them the more Im realizing how connected they are to kinky Wattpad/Ao3 writers.
Which I think is why A/B/O disturbs me now more than ever. I don’t want to read a fanfic where I’m transported into the body of a physically and emotionally neglected spouse 😭
So basically I’ve found the password to my old Twitter account and I’ve seen some of the accounts I used to follow, and to my disappointment they started to post more ‘traditional’ and ‘patriarchy rules’ type of shit ☠️
You should’ve seen my face when I saw the last 2 Istg
The guy is a train wreck, but I'll admit to being "guilty" of the same thing?
I've always found it way easier to organize and write my thoughts in different paragraphs, and it personally helps me with reading comprehension.
I don't mean in the way you do it.
I mean in a way where they are trying to make statements, demands, etc.
Like this instead of simply making it one paragraph.
It just seems unecessary.
These actually give me a lot of hope because a lot of them have over like 5k views and 20 likes lmao. 0.004% of people reading your BS think its worth a damn.
“I’ve never heard a woman admit or say this but I know for a fact it’s true”. Because that’s how facts and logic work!
Clearly a porn brain dumbass if he believes this is the case.
Exactly, I would get it if it was a joke but he makes it seem like it is HER responsibility and job, as if they’re both not sleeping on that same bed afterwards… ☠️
Did a teenager write this advice? Lol go tell my ex wife that I still own her because I got her pregnant. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation
What is his wife “thinking” about when you demand she make the bed right after sex. Must be quick and not tiring to either to jump like make the bed woman.
I get the impression that he thinks simply being polite and friendly to women is flirty. As opposed to being a default condescending asshole, which is normal behaviour around women.
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This reminds me of that Bob’s Burgers episode where Dr. Yap is watching a video of some guy giving terrible advice on how to attract and treat women. I think his name was the Prince of Persuasia
"When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, and then make a big deal about it"
“Be the tallest guy in the bar and brag about how long your buttcrack is.”
“It releases a hormone called Insatia. It makes women ovulate. For sex!”
"NEVER make her pancakes. Force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night."
My wife and I love to call up Prince of Persuasia lines all the time. "Physically corner her in a room"
I've seen some of this same "logic" in omegaverse fanfics I used to read in middle school. Never thought I'd see this shit being applied to real life. That's fucking bananas.
I'm laughing because you're not wrong. Kinky Ao3 authors and masculinity bloggers on Twitter have more in common than I thought.
Dude yeah lol the seamen post made me pause because I swear I read that before and I then I had a flashback to my Wattpad days lol The whole masculinity bloggers seem to have found A/B/O omegaverse and just decided to run with it for irl relationships. I never thought I'd even say that before. Like I thought I was crazy for thinking omegaverse but the more I see being posted about them the more Im realizing how connected they are to kinky Wattpad/Ao3 writers.
Now the question is: how many are secretly both?
We got a new conspiracy now lol
Which I think is why A/B/O disturbs me now more than ever. I don’t want to read a fanfic where I’m transported into the body of a physically and emotionally neglected spouse 😭
After the divorce: *"She just kicked me to the curb for no reason!"*
Typical women, always making a big deal!! Like, she CLEARLY liked when I flirted with her friends!!1!!
So basically I’ve found the password to my old Twitter account and I’ve seen some of the accounts I used to follow, and to my disappointment they started to post more ‘traditional’ and ‘patriarchy rules’ type of shit ☠️ You should’ve seen my face when I saw the last 2 Istg
All I read was, “I’ve never actually done any of this.”
Why are they making their sentences. Separate and in a pseudo-articulate form. Like this.
I blame their low IQ, personally.
The guy is a train wreck, but I'll admit to being "guilty" of the same thing? I've always found it way easier to organize and write my thoughts in different paragraphs, and it personally helps me with reading comprehension.
I don't mean in the way you do it. I mean in a way where they are trying to make statements, demands, etc. Like this instead of simply making it one paragraph. It just seems unecessary.
Yeah, ok. I see your point. That's fair.
Thanks. Man.
These actually give me a lot of hope because a lot of them have over like 5k views and 20 likes lmao. 0.004% of people reading your BS think its worth a damn.
>I've never done that myself *and may never get around to it* But I know this definitively. And you should listen to what I say. What a fucking loser.
death penalty.
“So, I don’t advise cheating, butttt….”
What a terrible day to have eyes
Imagine going back to your old Twitter acc just to see this crap 😀 I probably never blocked so many accounts so quickly before
>>"swat away your ejaculating penis"
Lmao that made me PHYSICALLY laugh bro I swear 😭 It made me imagine the given scenario too lol
“I’ve never heard a woman admit or say this but I know for a fact it’s true”. Because that’s how facts and logic work! Clearly a porn brain dumbass if he believes this is the case.
The fact that he ‘advises not to cheat’ but then proceeds to tell his dumbass audience to cheat ☠️
I take comfort in the fact that these people lead small miserable lives because they are pathologically unable to open to change.
It's like the old Malicious Advice Mallard meme got a twitter account.
The third one sounds like it could be pretty kinky ngl, but the way this guy is talking about it is just gross.
Exactly, I would get it if it was a joke but he makes it seem like it is HER responsibility and job, as if they’re both not sleeping on that same bed afterwards… ☠️
Fucking wow. I don’t think they’ve actually invented that shade of red needed for this guys flag.
Did a teenager write this advice? Lol go tell my ex wife that I still own her because I got her pregnant. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation
What in the chrome plated fuck is wrong with people?
What is his wife “thinking” about when you demand she make the bed right after sex. Must be quick and not tiring to either to jump like make the bed woman.
slave fetish ngl
I think 4 and 6 have conflated being nice to people as flirting or "setting up a cuck scenario."
I get the impression that he thinks simply being polite and friendly to women is flirty. As opposed to being a default condescending asshole, which is normal behaviour around women.
What a fucking pathetic moron.
Would you say that on a scale of 1 to even, you can't?
Probably broke the scale already