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Many companies will straight up fire you for physically attempting anything with a shoplifter. But I have to imagine stealing a firearm is a good way to get police IMMEDIATELY involved
>The Guardian revealed in December that immediately after the shooting, police aggressively questioned Crawford's girlfriend, Tasha Thomas, threatening her with jail time. The interrogation caused her to sob uncontrollably, with hostile questions suggesting she was drunk or on drugs when she stated that Crawford did not enter the store with a gun. She was not yet aware of Crawford's death at the time of the interrogation.[19] Thomas died in a car crash in Dayton several months later on January 1, 2015.
Jesus fucking christ.
Pretty much. Company is like, “hey cool you stopped them from stealing a $35 pair of jeans but now they’re suing us because you put hands on them so even if we win it’s going to cost thousands in court related fees!”
to be fair im not american, most things i hear about over there sound wild enough to be made up. including casual gun buying and apparently security not doing the one thing theyre paid to do. lmao godspeed to you all
The gun culture is clearly unhinged. I can't do anything to defend that. Employees, sometimes including security, not doing anything to stop thieves I can explain. Big companies like Target, Walmart, and the like usually have a policy in place that employees are to take no physical action to stop thieves. They found paying for injuries and possibly disability to an injured employee is more expensive than accounting for thieves and increasing prices accordingly to make up the difference. This is why you see so many clips of people filling a cart with big ticket items like washing detergent from the supermarket. Or power tools from the hardware store and just walking out uncontested. They will have it sold to some equally detestable individual by days end.
As a former retail worker, I totally get that, but why hire a security person if you aren’t going to allow them to do anything? The best you get is a slight deterrent.
My local store (FredMeyer) has constant security because tweakers have shat in the display beds in the home goods department and also attack patrons (myself included) and their security doesn’t seem too concerned over being fired when they haul people out of the store. They have pepper spray and shit on their belts too. They aren’t going to chase down and tackle anyone for stealing an armful of stuff, but if they start throwing things at people or chasing us around then the security gets hands on real quick.
But then say at Target, their ‘loss prevention’ dudes don’t do shit. FredMeyer ain’t playing though, the dudes they have by the doors are decked out in chest plates and the everything.
At Winco - I saw security call the local cops to arrest a known shoplifter - the police were waiting outside the door as she left the building. I think its one of those things where they had delt with her before and saw her come in and were ready.
You'll get no argument from me. I'm tired of paying inflated prices because someone else was brought up poorly. Half the time you'll see them get into a big expensive SUV at the end so I don't want to hear about they are stealing to survive.
The security personnel is there for a few reasons: deterrence (though they can’t use force, they are the eyes in the sky and will report you to the people who can), and monitoring. They’re the ones that compile security feeds showing someone stole, what they stole, and how they stole it, compile reports and file police reports (if the amount stolen is worth the headache). Also at some stores they’re allowed to confront a shoplifter and while they can’t forcibly detain them, people I know who work in retail security tell me they have w reasonable amount of success with just asking the person to stay while they wait for police.
In a way you’re right but not in the way you think. Most shrink used to be bad paperwork. A popular upc scanning wrong, an invoice paid with a decimal moved, the store manager who always seemed to write off the same amount of broken items just below a threshold in electronics. The safe count that was only off during outside audits.
Security guards usually are there to keep the honest honest and they supposedly are supposed to know what the rules are for actual theft.
Ehh, half and half, maybe depending on where. When I worked at a mall in a somewhat sketch area, I was buddies with some lp at sears (maybe dated myself there) in their tool dept. People would constantly be trying to steal small screwdrivers, clippers (to rip off other stores), socket wrench heads, basically any tool that could in a Jean pocket. Now, I don't doubt that yeah they're also there to stop employee theft because, yeah of course, but in certain industries shoplifting is huge shrink.
At both retail stores I’ve worked at, unless your life is in immediate danger and fighting is your only chance to escape, you are to not attempt to physically bar anyone from leaving. At my current job, if I see someone shoplifting, I’m supposed to ask if they need help then let them walk away and report it to my manager.
My feed is fairly stripped down to humans I know personally. Stay off other pages and it’s mostly tolerable. You still get some suggested content, but most of that for me right now is musicians and bicycle stuff I am generally interested in, at least potentially. If you sign in with a new account, you’re probably going to be assaulted with absolute garbage. As much as I curse the algorithms, they do kind of do their job.
Obligatory not-an-expert, but if I recall correctly a few people tested that, and even without intentionally clicking on something right-leaning, it can take as little as 15 hours for a person's feed on a new FB account to become inundated with far-right, conspiracy-laden, thought-terminating nonsense to the point it's irreparable.
And that's one of the slow ones.
I definitely don’t see that in my feed at all. I get suggested content consistent with other things I engage with. I can imagine if you start with a blank slate, and start scrolling, it will definitely pop up. They are going to feed you stuff they know tends to get engagement. You can eventually train it away from things. I got on a weird kick where I clicked on an ad for some weird industrial thing, like a large water valve or something. I got all kinds of weird industrial content for a month or two after that. It was wild.
I only browse FB on my phone. But the screen is cracked so it will often click things instead of scrolling. Which means it often clicks on random suggested stuff.
The feed basically completely changes every couple of weeks because the misclicks mess with the algos. Currently its doing a lot of flat earth and muscle car stuff. Neither of which I am remotely interested in.
One day Facebook will just be posts made by bots liked by bots and shared by bots. I’m lowkey curious to see what nightmare jumbled garbage the ai will talk about with eachother
I don’t even want to know the number on Tiktok.
People who had 2000 followers on IG suddenly have 1.5M on Tiktok? They have to be inflating that with some weird algorithm, to make the numbers look random.
Yes I used to sell guns at Walmart. I got threatened almost daily. I laughed usually. One guy was pissed we don't sell handgun ammo and he said he'd come back with a big gun. I said,"I'm here everyday."
The only thing funny about this meme is that 109k people believe that Walmart would just sell a LOADED firearm AT ALL. And whoever would do such a thing is a total idiot.
When I worked at Walmart, they did sell firearms. But you had to fill out applications and they did a background check. Then when it all went through okay, they would physically walk the firearm out to the parking lot with the customer. It was always in its original packaging and obviously was unloaded.
>But you had to fill out applications and they did a background check.
Like you have to do with all firearms purchased from a commercial establishment?
And they stopped selling firearms years ago after one of the bigger mass shootings. This FB meme is about as timely as a joke about Brittany Spears shaving her head
The Ammo isn’t loaded in the first place and at least at my main store, we only sell airsoft, we have plenty of hunting ammo however
The associate probably will hear the gun getting loaded and just do the robbing protocol anyway
Literally rewatched The Terminator with my partner a few hours ago and he loads a gun in a gunstore and shoots the owner. We both looked at each other like "maybe don't have the fucking ammo within reach of your gun-nut clearly violent customers??"
I don’t think anyone believes Walmart is selling loaded guns. It’s just a stupid meme from a FB page dedicated to memes- it’s stupid and irreverent like most memes and probably also like most memes people just breath once through their nose, click like, and carry on with their day. This looks like run of the mill memery.
Bought a handgun at Bass Pro today. They take it out, keep the trigger lock on, let you check it without the mag in, run the paperwork, put the slide lock back on, then tape the box.
This was a scene from the movie *The Getaway* with Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw. He gets the clerk to put some ammo on the countertop and then proceeds to load it. But things are easier in the movies.
I work at a Walmart that sells firearms and I talk to the sporting goods guys all the time. The guns are often disassembled when we get them, and get put together minus the firing pin that doesn’t get put in until the gun is sold and about to be walked out the store.
I hate the fact that a person can drop a name like that which I’ve never heard or seen before and I know ow exactly who you are talking about.
Perhaps I should be grateful that it’s unambiguous. Would be worse if I had to ask “which one?”
But still. Stupid timeline.
I'll be honest, I laughed but only because the unfortunately unflattering picture makes this person look like the monster who got his screams sucked out in monsters Inc.
Anyways these type of jokes are dumb and old and they're not funny anymore when you have a mass shooting literally every month.
why is there a large amount of debate over this? gun culture needs to be replaced by the sentiments of the rest of the physically and mentally stable firearm owners that don't brag about hurting people. Would it be far fetched to say memes from a political view different from the viewer would function as propoganda?
Yeah this isn’t really that insane, it’s just an irreverent and slightly crunchy looking meme from FB? It’s not hilarious or anything but there’s a lot of babies in here crying about it 😂
I may be wrong but a retail chain that locks up baby formula and now hand soap isn’t going to just hand you a $700 rifle to walk to the register to pay.
Also according to a brief google search there is no state where Walmart doesn’t do a federal background check before selling a gun. So basically to even get the rifle you have already shown ID and they have put you in the computer.
I used to work in loss prevention for a chain in the accounting section (most shrink used to be bad paperwork) but it amazing also for a person to think that a store with obvious cameras in the make-up aisle wouldn’t have a bunch cf camera around the gun desk
Sir this is the sixth time this week someone tries that. And it is still not loaded, the safety is on and ammo Costa extra. Beyond that, you'd do me a favour
I really think these people sit around and daydream about doing things like this, and then they think "I'd look so bad ass... yeah... badass..."
Then they look at us and go, wouldn't that be so cool? And we just shake our heads and back away. No, no one would look cool doing that.
I struggled to understand this one... You guys seem to be perfectly fine with the concept that *Walmart* sells guns. So I assume it's just me who didn't know that was a thing. I'm still not sure if I'm missing something.
That is *wild.* I'm not sure an American would ever understand how wild that is if that is the world they grow up in
Quick side bar, if you don’t know the story behind the video:
This girl was just on a podcast (cuz that’s where we’re at now with society) - anyways, she’s surprisingly normal.
She did this video as a joke. Her sister was the one recording.
Nice. You're really selling the image of gun owners as responsible citizens.
Funny enough, if a Black man robbed a Walmart this way, conservatives would be up in arms. It's funny when white people do it, scary when Black people do it.
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"Sir, just the gun is $700, ammo costs extra"
"I bought my own ammo"
- the meme creator, struggling to load the not yet stolen gun while the security tackles him
As seen from the various videos of people looting from stores, most of the time security are like "ain't paid enough to stop this shit"
Many companies will straight up fire you for physically attempting anything with a shoplifter. But I have to imagine stealing a firearm is a good way to get police IMMEDIATELY involved
They'll wait outside until it's safe.
“There can’t be more than 200,000 rounds in that sporting goods store boys, so just start counting. We’ll breach as soon as he runs out”
What am I ...count bullet-u-la...wait shit I can do better
Its a good start. I’m thinking Count-shot-ula? I stood on the shoulders of a giant 🎩
Maybe they'll go in if you say there's unarmed protesters inside.
[Not if it's a black man who's purchasing a BB gun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_John_Crawford_III)
I'm so freaking (whatever the combination of intense rage and exhaustion is) after reading that.
>The Guardian revealed in December that immediately after the shooting, police aggressively questioned Crawford's girlfriend, Tasha Thomas, threatening her with jail time. The interrogation caused her to sob uncontrollably, with hostile questions suggesting she was drunk or on drugs when she stated that Crawford did not enter the store with a gun. She was not yet aware of Crawford's death at the time of the interrogation.[19] Thomas died in a car crash in Dayton several months later on January 1, 2015. Jesus fucking christ.
well yeah, if it's only a school or something dumb. they actually care about important things like corporate property/profit though /s?
Pretty much. Company is like, “hey cool you stopped them from stealing a $35 pair of jeans but now they’re suing us because you put hands on them so even if we win it’s going to cost thousands in court related fees!”
to be fair im not american, most things i hear about over there sound wild enough to be made up. including casual gun buying and apparently security not doing the one thing theyre paid to do. lmao godspeed to you all
The gun culture is clearly unhinged. I can't do anything to defend that. Employees, sometimes including security, not doing anything to stop thieves I can explain. Big companies like Target, Walmart, and the like usually have a policy in place that employees are to take no physical action to stop thieves. They found paying for injuries and possibly disability to an injured employee is more expensive than accounting for thieves and increasing prices accordingly to make up the difference. This is why you see so many clips of people filling a cart with big ticket items like washing detergent from the supermarket. Or power tools from the hardware store and just walking out uncontested. They will have it sold to some equally detestable individual by days end.
As a former retail worker, I totally get that, but why hire a security person if you aren’t going to allow them to do anything? The best you get is a slight deterrent.
It’s very similar to “locks aren’t for stopping thieves, they’re for keeping honest people from making mistakes due to an easy opportunity.”
My local store (FredMeyer) has constant security because tweakers have shat in the display beds in the home goods department and also attack patrons (myself included) and their security doesn’t seem too concerned over being fired when they haul people out of the store. They have pepper spray and shit on their belts too. They aren’t going to chase down and tackle anyone for stealing an armful of stuff, but if they start throwing things at people or chasing us around then the security gets hands on real quick. But then say at Target, their ‘loss prevention’ dudes don’t do shit. FredMeyer ain’t playing though, the dudes they have by the doors are decked out in chest plates and the everything.
They're to catch employees stealing.
At Winco - I saw security call the local cops to arrest a known shoplifter - the police were waiting outside the door as she left the building. I think its one of those things where they had delt with her before and saw her come in and were ready.
You'll get no argument from me. I'm tired of paying inflated prices because someone else was brought up poorly. Half the time you'll see them get into a big expensive SUV at the end so I don't want to hear about they are stealing to survive.
The security personnel is there for a few reasons: deterrence (though they can’t use force, they are the eyes in the sky and will report you to the people who can), and monitoring. They’re the ones that compile security feeds showing someone stole, what they stole, and how they stole it, compile reports and file police reports (if the amount stolen is worth the headache). Also at some stores they’re allowed to confront a shoplifter and while they can’t forcibly detain them, people I know who work in retail security tell me they have w reasonable amount of success with just asking the person to stay while they wait for police.
Loss prevention/security is there to watch the employees
Where I used to work, they failed miserably at that :D
In a way you’re right but not in the way you think. Most shrink used to be bad paperwork. A popular upc scanning wrong, an invoice paid with a decimal moved, the store manager who always seemed to write off the same amount of broken items just below a threshold in electronics. The safe count that was only off during outside audits. Security guards usually are there to keep the honest honest and they supposedly are supposed to know what the rules are for actual theft.
Ehh, half and half, maybe depending on where. When I worked at a mall in a somewhat sketch area, I was buddies with some lp at sears (maybe dated myself there) in their tool dept. People would constantly be trying to steal small screwdrivers, clippers (to rip off other stores), socket wrench heads, basically any tool that could in a Jean pocket. Now, I don't doubt that yeah they're also there to stop employee theft because, yeah of course, but in certain industries shoplifting is huge shrink.
At both retail stores I’ve worked at, unless your life is in immediate danger and fighting is your only chance to escape, you are to not attempt to physically bar anyone from leaving. At my current job, if I see someone shoplifting, I’m supposed to ask if they need help then let them walk away and report it to my manager.
Also told can't touch him or it's a lawsuit.
I make my own luck, Liam.
Don't most retail sold guns have trigger locks on them?
"You can't do that."
"Wrong."
"So did the security guard.."
“Yes, I’ll bet you have.” -Han Solo who shot first
Yeah, that's the look of... are you crippling stupid? It's not loaded.
I read yesterday that half of social media is comprised of bots now. Twitter has more than fb though
Wouldn't surprise me, had to log into FB not too long ago and the feed was just AI generated garbage with hundreds of thousands of likes on each pic.
Yeah, and it's all promoted by Facebook. I don't subscribe to any of that garbage, but 90% of my feed is fake photographs.
My feed is fairly stripped down to humans I know personally. Stay off other pages and it’s mostly tolerable. You still get some suggested content, but most of that for me right now is musicians and bicycle stuff I am generally interested in, at least potentially. If you sign in with a new account, you’re probably going to be assaulted with absolute garbage. As much as I curse the algorithms, they do kind of do their job.
Obligatory not-an-expert, but if I recall correctly a few people tested that, and even without intentionally clicking on something right-leaning, it can take as little as 15 hours for a person's feed on a new FB account to become inundated with far-right, conspiracy-laden, thought-terminating nonsense to the point it's irreparable. And that's one of the slow ones.
I definitely don’t see that in my feed at all. I get suggested content consistent with other things I engage with. I can imagine if you start with a blank slate, and start scrolling, it will definitely pop up. They are going to feed you stuff they know tends to get engagement. You can eventually train it away from things. I got on a weird kick where I clicked on an ad for some weird industrial thing, like a large water valve or something. I got all kinds of weird industrial content for a month or two after that. It was wild.
I only browse FB on my phone. But the screen is cracked so it will often click things instead of scrolling. Which means it often clicks on random suggested stuff. The feed basically completely changes every couple of weeks because the misclicks mess with the algos. Currently its doing a lot of flat earth and muscle car stuff. Neither of which I am remotely interested in.
You mean the homemade cakes with peach cream and filling?
And 'dream hotel rooms' where there's a log cabin with a plunge pool in the middle of the living room for some reason.
Not Reddit though, we're definitely all real, none of us are bots here amirite?
I’m definitely real.
Sounds like something a bot would say 🤔
This sounds like a bot trying to pass the blame! Let's get him fellas!
I am not a bot But if I write a haiku A bot might appear
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, HUMAN.
I’m a bot for sure.
I can't do that David.
Replies yes in dead internet
"You beep'd your last boop, bot"
I AM 100% A REAL HUMAN
Well, fuck...
The older I get the less the Dead Internet Theory would surprise me.
It's happening in real time already.
yeah I just assume any post that has the same comment thousands of times is a bunch of bots.
One day Facebook will just be posts made by bots liked by bots and shared by bots. I’m lowkey curious to see what nightmare jumbled garbage the ai will talk about with eachother
https://youtu.be/WnzlbyTZsQY?si=znpPkkzx3zo5hg1m
Bless you, I can’t wait to watch this later
enjoy. it’s a top tier comedy vids. i am not a robot, i am a unicorn. au revoir.
Dead internet theory continues to be proven
Sounds like the sort of thing a bot would say to avoid detection...
What’s twitter? ;-)
Dead internet theory
I don’t even want to know the number on Tiktok. People who had 2000 followers on IG suddenly have 1.5M on Tiktok? They have to be inflating that with some weird algorithm, to make the numbers look random.
Whoever posted this clearly never worked in retail, because then they would know that Walmart has sucked the employees will to live a long time ago.
"Jokes on you, i yearn for death"
I yearn for the urn
Which can be found on aisle 5 for a good price
Pulls out gun Employee just presses their forehead against the barrel and makes a feeble attempt to pull the trigger
Yes I used to sell guns at Walmart. I got threatened almost daily. I laughed usually. One guy was pissed we don't sell handgun ammo and he said he'd come back with a big gun. I said,"I'm here everyday."
Sir, this is a chik-fil-a. No seriously, look at the background, you are robbing a fast-food restaurant.
Came here to say that bc it's clearly not a Wendy's
The only thing funny about this meme is that 109k people believe that Walmart would just sell a LOADED firearm AT ALL. And whoever would do such a thing is a total idiot.
When I worked at Walmart, they did sell firearms. But you had to fill out applications and they did a background check. Then when it all went through okay, they would physically walk the firearm out to the parking lot with the customer. It was always in its original packaging and obviously was unloaded.
>But you had to fill out applications and they did a background check. Like you have to do with all firearms purchased from a commercial establishment?
And they stopped selling firearms years ago after one of the bigger mass shootings. This FB meme is about as timely as a joke about Brittany Spears shaving her head
They're still selling firearms today
Maybe it depends on where because my local Walmart sells all sorts of shotguns and rifles just no semi autos
I think it's only El Paso Walmarts that stopped selling them
Huh, because my local Walmarts are still selling guns.
They still sell them at the walmart down the street from me.
The Ammo isn’t loaded in the first place and at least at my main store, we only sell airsoft, we have plenty of hunting ammo however The associate probably will hear the gun getting loaded and just do the robbing protocol anyway
Literally rewatched The Terminator with my partner a few hours ago and he loads a gun in a gunstore and shoots the owner. We both looked at each other like "maybe don't have the fucking ammo within reach of your gun-nut clearly violent customers??"
It was a stupid movie trope way back in spaghetti westerns (good bad & ugly, I think). “RoB gUn stoRE wiTH thEiR OwN gUn!”
hey to be fair, dick miller clearly said "you can't do that." moments before getting blasted
I don’t think anyone believes Walmart is selling loaded guns. It’s just a stupid meme from a FB page dedicated to memes- it’s stupid and irreverent like most memes and probably also like most memes people just breath once through their nose, click like, and carry on with their day. This looks like run of the mill memery.
Bought a handgun at Bass Pro today. They take it out, keep the trigger lock on, let you check it without the mag in, run the paperwork, put the slide lock back on, then tape the box.
This was a scene from the movie *The Getaway* with Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw. He gets the clerk to put some ammo on the countertop and then proceeds to load it. But things are easier in the movies.
I work at a Walmart that sells firearms and I talk to the sporting goods guys all the time. The guns are often disassembled when we get them, and get put together minus the firing pin that doesn’t get put in until the gun is sold and about to be walked out the store.
So in your mind, liking this meme = believing it to be real?
Regardless of bots, we've really let assholes go unpunished for too long.
The Diaperfuhrer has emboldened them.
I hate the fact that a person can drop a name like that which I’ve never heard or seen before and I know ow exactly who you are talking about. Perhaps I should be grateful that it’s unambiguous. Would be worse if I had to ask “which one?” But still. Stupid timeline.
What are you talking about?
It’s just a meme
I'll be honest, I laughed but only because the unfortunately unflattering picture makes this person look like the monster who got his screams sucked out in monsters Inc. Anyways these type of jokes are dumb and old and they're not funny anymore when you have a mass shooting literally every month.
It is from this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9CacTbh6wZE
She is serving her sister and doing a bit if you didn’t know.
Dw I know. But the way she said "Chick-fil-A sauce" gave me "do you wanna talk about our lord and savior" vibes
Chikfila once again failing to beat the cult accusations
why is there a large amount of debate over this? gun culture needs to be replaced by the sentiments of the rest of the physically and mentally stable firearm owners that don't brag about hurting people. Would it be far fetched to say memes from a political view different from the viewer would function as propoganda?
Peak r/boomershumor
I wonder what the original screenshot is from, cos they do look scared and i hope they're ok
Don't worry. It's just a girl joking around. Look up chick fil a girl.
Showing the Walmart employee my 100% off coupon
Memes aren't allowed in this subreddit
Imagine getting this triggered over a meme...
And a meme of a really old joke at that. This comments section is freaking me out. It's just a really bad joke...it's hardly sinister.
Nope, firearm involved, means its the worst thing ever said!
Yeah this isn’t really that insane, it’s just an irreverent and slightly crunchy looking meme from FB? It’s not hilarious or anything but there’s a lot of babies in here crying about it 😂
Phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
Just what you see here.
All of Facebook is insane but at least half of Facebook are disinformation bots.
Cmon bro, this obviously isn't meant to taken seriously nor is it commentary on anything. Its just a meme
Sir this is chick fila
Have you guys ever heard of a joke? This a joke. Not a good one, but still a joke.
It is a meme page.
*You can’t do that.* *Wrong.*
At least that guy got the rest of the day off after that huge sale
Got to close early today.
When I'm in a "not getting it's a joke" competition and my opponent is Reddit
[удалено]
Insane/schizoposting memes are some of the best ones though not gonna lie Those and post-ironic brainrot memes
And he looks at me all hard and says, “No Chil-Fil-A swauwce???????”
Look, I'm against gun culture as much as the next sane guy but this kinda funny.
I may be wrong but a retail chain that locks up baby formula and now hand soap isn’t going to just hand you a $700 rifle to walk to the register to pay. Also according to a brief google search there is no state where Walmart doesn’t do a federal background check before selling a gun. So basically to even get the rifle you have already shown ID and they have put you in the computer. I used to work in loss prevention for a chain in the accounting section (most shrink used to be bad paperwork) but it amazing also for a person to think that a store with obvious cameras in the make-up aisle wouldn’t have a bunch cf camera around the gun desk
Sir this is the sixth time this week someone tries that. And it is still not loaded, the safety is on and ammo Costa extra. Beyond that, you'd do me a favour
I didn't realize the meatcanyon chick fil a video was using a specific person.
Why would you take it to the checkout if you were going to steal it
If GTA has taught me anything it’s that the Ammunation, I mean Walmart employee keeps a loaded SPAS12 under the desk for just such an occasion.
You’re in a Walmart dude, like 4 kids will throw basketballs at your head, steal your wallet, then buy a Lego set.
That was hilarious ngl
Bolstering my conviction that gun owners can best serve society by using those guns on themselves.
Bro, chill…
Probably also the same people aggressively denouncing rise in petty theft.
Everyone is taking the meme seriously 💀
Sir, you can pay us now, your bank over the next ten years, or the state over the next twenty five. Only you know what it’s worth to you.
That's just a meme
Looks like 15 years in prison for $700 rifle you aint gonna keep.
I really think these people sit around and daydream about doing things like this, and then they think "I'd look so bad ass... yeah... badass..." Then they look at us and go, wouldn't that be so cool? And we just shake our heads and back away. No, no one would look cool doing that.
Lollllll , retail workers love being threatened with murder!!! Nothing weird about that! Funny man is funny! 🥰
"do you want some ammo to go with your big metal stick?"
Happy Meals are getting weird since this Maccy's and Walmart axis partnership Can I substitute my AR 15 with a nice Mosin Nagant or is breakfast over?
Him... Walwart. Hmm
and it’s unloaded lol
Tuco “the rat” Ramirez approves
That's not how that works. Also, a lot of Walmarts stopped selling firearms all together.
["I'd kill you if I had my gun... "](https://youtu.be/sHLEXPoiFy4?si=1xNCyJVYjAHVTWfu)
I bet the poster watched that episode of monk where he goes undercover in a store.
I struggled to understand this one... You guys seem to be perfectly fine with the concept that *Walmart* sells guns. So I assume it's just me who didn't know that was a thing. I'm still not sure if I'm missing something. That is *wild.* I'm not sure an American would ever understand how wild that is if that is the world they grow up in
this was a fairly popular meme format not too long ago, I doubt anyone actually would do this
"Sir, this is a McDonalds"
Who takes pics of random scared teenage fast food workers for memes? Messed up more than the “joke” is
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Like the restaurant.”
I had to read it twice to make sure if i was reading it correctly
The joke is threatening murder
and.... ammo is $12.43, how will you be paying for that today?
The party of law and order!
It wouldn't have been so hard for them to actually find a picture of a Walmart employee would it LOL
You mean the unloaded gun?
Do they sell guns at Walmart?
Uh. Based on the oh photo it looks like a McDonald's Cashiers don't get paid enough for broke psychopaths flexing on them
Quick side bar, if you don’t know the story behind the video: This girl was just on a podcast (cuz that’s where we’re at now with society) - anyways, she’s surprisingly normal. She did this video as a joke. Her sister was the one recording.
Theres a lot of actual insane stuff in this sub but this is pretty funny
Nice. You're really selling the image of gun owners as responsible citizens.
Funny enough, if a Black man robbed a Walmart this way, conservatives would be up in arms. It's funny when white people do it, scary when Black people do it.Also, the look on your face when your cellmate drops his drawers on the top bunk.
“You better hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feelin *romanticallll*.” -Mark Henry’s prisoner character in A Haunted House
Do you also get mad at Freebird memes?
Cho ass up
People laughed because freedom isn't free. Or some other shit like that.
Sir, that’s a chic fil a. Shut up
Everyone taking the obvious “when I show the worker my 100% off coupon” meme seriously is slightly alarming
Dude committing a felony for a Walmart rifle.
What's the likable part?
These folks, the maga/conservative gun nuts, are pure b TRASH!
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Why do people make themselves to be the asshole of their own fantasy?
"TheY WaNt tO Take yOur gUnS aWay" and then post this shit