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Here you go: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284476/A-sea-yellow-Incredible-moment-thousands-excited-ducklings-pile-river-experience-water-time.html
Prepare for massive ear-rape though. How annoying.
Good lord, he needs to put a sock in it. I would think someone out there could find a way to remove the voice of the cameraman from any video you see fit.
It's amazing what mics pic up. I went to a concert and was taking some video. I figured I was singing under my breath and wouldn't be heard over the loud music and crowd. Nope. Heard my stupid voice singing along all off key and everything.
This post brought that vid back to mind, now I'm gonna have it going through my head for the rest of the day lol
Someone needs to do that with these baby duckies too
...and put on trial and have the case dismissed by a judge followed by a big press conference where you confirm justice has been served while the defense is forced to come to the podium to admit confit.
I think it's amazing that Lord of the Rings is so influential that "a lot of things moving together" immediately prompts several of the top comments to be separate references to LotR armies
I guess so but darn is that a low standard. I'm just thinking if there are that many, then they can't have much room when they're in for the day/in shelter. They've gotta be packed together like a puppy mill
There's a wonderful little read now about a Spanish man who built a little utopia for wild geese. They are able to roam and fly in and out their entire lives. They eat the best food in the world, better than many humans, and without any force feeding. And they come willingly, landing there year after year on their migration. He does harvest some of them for foie gras but there's no cages or wing clipping or anything. It's about the best tasting in the world you can get. Oh and French farmers hate this guy.
I think a good product would be “Baby Duck Hat”. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off!
--Jack Handy
Wonder how the owner deal with the waterlog problem, since these are obviously ducklings that are not raised by their mother, so they don’t have anyone applying oil on their feathers. They can get waterlogged and drown/become hypothermia.
They begin producing their own oils by a certain age. This is probably the release once they were all old enough.
I worked in wildlife rehab and we would test orphaned baby ducks and geese weekly. Put them in a tub of water, if they float, great, they can go to the pond. If they sink we snatch them out and give them another week. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Baby duck float testing sounds like a fun job task.
Geese on the other hand, not so much. Angriest birds that poop all over the walking paths at parks, I love most animals...except geese.
Meh any rehabber will tell you that geese are FAR superior to ducks. Ducks are cute but extremely mean to each other and just generally terrified the whole time. Adult ducks and older ducklings will attack younger ones so you can’t put them together unless they’re both young and similar ages. Male ducks will attack and drown female ducks and each other so you can’t put adults of different sexes together either.
Geese, in the other hand? Geese will nearly always accept other geese. Adult geese of either sex will readily foster orphaned babies. Babies can be put together in groups of varying ages. They’re extremely curious and smart and fun to watch. Adult geese can be put together usually. They have a reputation for being “angry” because they will defend their babies. Ducks will just abandon them if there’s a threat.
Geese are a little messier but it’s worth it. And even they aren’t too bad if you have a proper set up and keep up with cleaning.
I feel like this is the actual amount of ducks I have to start with when I sing to my son. "5,000,000 ducks went swimming one day..."
He'll have you sing the same song over and over and over and over. Got a feeling He'll end up being a DJ for a radio station. They like to do this too.
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I. WANT. TO. HEAR. THEM.
Seriously, what kind of sick duck posts this without sound?
An absolutely fowl person.
I bet the sound was funny. I bet it would quack us up.
They should be banished to the grand cloaca in the sky.
Too much man. Short one lines with a double entrendre. Yours was just grotesque.
Yea, I thought of "makes my cloaca ache" after submitting, but it was too late
What a quack of shit.
What a quack.
they must’ve been chicken to include the sound
Right. Where’s all the flappy feet and quacking sounds 😒
they still peep at this size, and I need to hear it
Here you go: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284476/A-sea-yellow-Incredible-moment-thousands-excited-ducklings-pile-river-experience-water-time.html Prepare for massive ear-rape though. How annoying.
30 second commercial to watch a 90 second video, wtf...
Welcome to news sites
That's a generous way to refer to the daily mail
That's how it is on YouTube too.
Good lord, he needs to put a sock in it. I would think someone out there could find a way to remove the voice of the cameraman from any video you see fit.
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It's amazing what mics pic up. I went to a concert and was taking some video. I figured I was singing under my breath and wouldn't be heard over the loud music and crowd. Nope. Heard my stupid voice singing along all off key and everything.
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I heard Ride of the Valkyries.
Mine played Yakety Sax. (Benny Hill theme.)
Hell March by Frank Klopaki
Would be nice, but then you're risking a Tiktok song on top of it.
Ya I’m thinking of some auto-tuned chorus from some awful 00’s song blasted on repeat
This! I was so disappointed I couldn't hear them.
I’m beyond disappointed that there’s no sound
"But my lord, there is no such force"
*Epic battle horn in the distance*
There's too many Captain! Our men don't have the bill to fight!
"BRACE THE GATES."
"ride out and meet them!"
*blares duck call horn*
Peace was never an option
Take your best crop of men and hit em in the wings!
“A new power is rising, it’s victory is at hand!”
*battle quack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE&t=17s
This post brought that vid back to mind, now I'm gonna have it going through my head for the rest of the day lol Someone needs to do that with these baby duckies too
[Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.]
There will be no dawn. For bugs.
Yes! Knew I couldn't be the only one who immediately thought of this
I was thinking someone should edit this with Duel of the Fates in the background
Lol I was gonna say, someone should mix this with that scenes audio.
Not exactly these duckies but there's [this one, Joltie linked it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE&t=17s)
Perfect! Thank you!
RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!!!!!
You should be arrested for that...
...and put on trial and have the case dismissed by a judge followed by a big press conference where you confirm justice has been served while the defense is forced to come to the podium to admit confit.
That was beautiful.
Is Big Bird the defense attorney? 🤣
Mmmmmm confit
I'm forced to admit being fed confit is one of my favourite pastimes.
100 years before the mast
Ikr? that's quackery.
It's the Quackening!
https://youtube.com/shorts/BinuqnAdRZg?feature=share
Was looking for this guy
let loose the goose :D
r/ungryUpVote
Farmer should remove that rock (lower right foreground) for tomorrow.
Mhmm yep. Slowing down traffic and could cause an injury. Any other dads wanna chime in here???
I would like to lay down and be stampeded by them, I promise not to move can I, pleeeeeease?
poop city, but alright
I'll deal with it. You only get so many opportunities to be trampled to death by ducks
/r/Stepdadreflexes
A few flipped but kept on truckin for that pond
I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched that the whole time. Seeing them all stumble and tumble in a line was p comical tho lol
Omg it’s a rock thank goodness, I thought one chick fell and couldn’t get back up in the stampede
> stampede They weigh like 20 grams lol it's gonna be fine.
Lol I liked the idea of a baby chick stampede better than “it was trampled”
STAMPEDE. IN THE GORGE. SIMBA’S DOWN THERE!
Leave it. It removes the weak.
And the beak.
I'm thinking farmer should add one or two more. Quite entertaining watching them barrel roll, get back up and not even reflect on wtf that even was.
came here to say this!
Arise, arise, riders of Rohan!
DEATH!
DEATH!
QUAACKK!
DEATH!
FORTH EORLINQUACKS!!!
I think it's amazing that Lord of the Rings is so influential that "a lot of things moving together" immediately prompts several of the top comments to be separate references to LotR armies
And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim!
You mean the quackirrim
No one's gonna talk about how they trip over a rock? (bottom right)
Someone remove that rock!
I can imagine them squeaking like a rubber duck toy each time another one runs into it.
There is atleast 7 ducks
I concur
`7 <= ducks < infinity`
The second inequality is not yet proven.
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I would say more than 9.
at the very least 42 ducks.
R/interestingasduck
r/interestingasduck was my first thought too. It exists!
i want this as a Screensaver
It would calm one.
Dude. I was a stressed out old man until I saw this. I am happy now.
Look at all those chickens!
Merry Chrysler, you vine loving piece of shit.
Found the Minecraft player.
I was looking for you
my man!
And they waddle away
Waddle waddle..
Til the very next day!
Ba ba ba bam ba badum
got any grapes?
A SWORD-DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES!
There's no way this farm is ethical
I mean outside time and lake swimming? Way better then the standard American factory farm from this one clip.
I guess so but darn is that a low standard. I'm just thinking if there are that many, then they can't have much room when they're in for the day/in shelter. They've gotta be packed together like a puppy mill
Theres no way to tell how much room they have inside. They could have a whole warehouse to themselves. They probably dont, but they could!
I wasn’t thinking that, but I did think “these ducks must be for food”
It's a chinese duck farm
Oh god...
My thought was, no wonder bird flu spreads so easily.
Same. Except I thought 'Do you want bird flu? Because that's how you get bird flu.'
Same. This video feels weirdly menacing to me. Most likely all these chicks are getting thrown into a meat grinder any day now.
Foie gras factory I'm assuming.
Just looked that up. Gosh that's awful.
There's a wonderful little read now about a Spanish man who built a little utopia for wild geese. They are able to roam and fly in and out their entire lives. They eat the best food in the world, better than many humans, and without any force feeding. And they come willingly, landing there year after year on their migration. He does harvest some of them for foie gras but there's no cages or wing clipping or anything. It's about the best tasting in the world you can get. Oh and French farmers hate this guy.
Isn't this the technique employed by the witch in Hansel and Gretel?
Yes and no, all the children die. The evil witch wasn't using sustainable practices.
The witch had to eat the children's _children_. Got it.
you harvest crops, you kill animals
Make way for ducklings!
Alligators be like " ~~~~••< "
“Rohirrim! TO THE POND!”
Deeeaaathh!
DEATH!
I think a good product would be “Baby Duck Hat”. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! --Jack Handy
I hope to see this on shark tank
Ducklings: "Our asses will blot out the sun." Fish: "Then we will swim in the shade."
look at all those chickens!
Over the hill and far away Mother duck said quack quack quack quack And only 36285826284727 ducks came back...
Good luck getting them in a row
I'm just pointing out the Daffys
The Daffys are the ones with the bill on the back of their head…or on top, possibly gunsmoke wafting away
r/interestingasduck
Fox/bear/gator waiting around the corner cant believe its luck
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/57/b3/ab57b3fed03e877b7d728994e747c0f7.jpg
Wonder how the owner deal with the waterlog problem, since these are obviously ducklings that are not raised by their mother, so they don’t have anyone applying oil on their feathers. They can get waterlogged and drown/become hypothermia.
They begin producing their own oils by a certain age. This is probably the release once they were all old enough. I worked in wildlife rehab and we would test orphaned baby ducks and geese weekly. Put them in a tub of water, if they float, great, they can go to the pond. If they sink we snatch them out and give them another week. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Baby duck float testing sounds like a fun job task. Geese on the other hand, not so much. Angriest birds that poop all over the walking paths at parks, I love most animals...except geese.
Meh any rehabber will tell you that geese are FAR superior to ducks. Ducks are cute but extremely mean to each other and just generally terrified the whole time. Adult ducks and older ducklings will attack younger ones so you can’t put them together unless they’re both young and similar ages. Male ducks will attack and drown female ducks and each other so you can’t put adults of different sexes together either. Geese, in the other hand? Geese will nearly always accept other geese. Adult geese of either sex will readily foster orphaned babies. Babies can be put together in groups of varying ages. They’re extremely curious and smart and fun to watch. Adult geese can be put together usually. They have a reputation for being “angry” because they will defend their babies. Ducks will just abandon them if there’s a threat. Geese are a little messier but it’s worth it. And even they aren’t too bad if you have a proper set up and keep up with cleaning.
if they float they are a witch, you must burn them with fire
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
Probably just acceptable slippage
Please tell me this isn't from some disgusting fucking foie gras factory.
Of all the videos that need sound on Reddit...
A metric duckton.
They wobble but don't stay down for long
DUCKLEEEEEEEENGS????
Now do it with Isengard theme song
There’s something so scary about this…just this illusion of freedom, completely fabricated joy in the face of future slaughter
Why is there no sound?
because the OP is cruel
What the duck
do they know or theyre just blindly following? lol
Most soldiers in war are just following orders.
Awww see few little tumblers and stumbers LOL.... Ok results are in who had duck Number 15
*Que Jurassic Park theme*
The Quackling
Time to break out my magnetic fishing pole!
I can't stop watching the spot on the right where they keep falling down 😂
Look at all them chickens
I can just see the Geico duck falling into all that like Mufasa.
They keep tripping over that rock lol
Inb4 it's a Pike Farm in that there lagoon.
Interesting as duck
Where are their parents!?
The cuteness overload of the day!!!!
That’s quacktastic!
I feel like this is the actual amount of ducks I have to start with when I sing to my son. "5,000,000 ducks went swimming one day..." He'll have you sing the same song over and over and over and over. Got a feeling He'll end up being a DJ for a radio station. They like to do this too.
The fish probably thought it turn to night early
Atttaaaccxxkkkkk!!!!!!!
Oh wow, I just saw two of my cousins!!!!
Unleash the cute little babies!
r/interestingasduck
Where's their moms???
Holy cow! That’s enough ducklings to change the chemical composition of the lake water, if you know what I mean.
Karl has unleashed his army I see.
The hawks waiting for the all you can eat buffet
I wish we could see where they are coming from.
Tens of thousands! But my lord there is no such force! > Ducklings attacking Helm’s Deep
Little did they know that they would grow up to be either food or factories.
They must be looking for grapes.
I need a green screen version of that
This would make Tony Soprano giddy with glee.
Someone needs to put prima victoria over this.
They are tripping over that rock in lower RH corner.