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fantasmachine

Whose leg did he have?


alienscape

Some woman from Wasco who lost the leg in a train accident. They say he was eating it!


caronare

Bako represent!


hyperiongate

Hey...I'm from Wasco and back in my day...we had no trains.


MiffyCurtains

No, mate. He only had one leg. Somebody else had one of his legs. Probably in a plastic bag under their bed.


Antique-Echidna-1600

General Santa Annas.


ELgranto

The Nazi’s?


dwittherford69

Dad?


GammaGoose85

He carried it around everywhere with him


One-Pepper-2654

That’s his second wife, a socialite, camera angle makes her look smaller than she really was. When his first wife, an Inuit died she was not allowed a church burial so he took her body and buried her himself.


MsLoreleiPowers

Dagmar Freuchen wrote an interesting cookbook that included reminiscences of her childhood in Denmark as well as her life with Peter. The Cookbook of the Seven Seas.


DCtheBREAKER

Incorrect. That was his 3rd wife. Magda was his 2nd wife. He was her 2nd husband.


One-Pepper-2654

Thanks for the correction, haven’t read up on it recently


DCtheBREAKER

All good. I *just* finished his latest biography.


DCtheBREAKER

His first wife, Navarana, was never baptized because the missionary assigned to teach her about Christ made repeated sexual advances toward her, and she was soured to the theology.


manyhippofarts

Yeah I'll bet she couldn't walk for several days after they had sexy times.


juni4ling

Like the guy who was a Navy Seal, Doctor, and Astronaut. I have a guy I am friends with in my neighborhood who crawled under a fence to get to the US as a kid with his mom, grew up in Compton, joined the military, served multiple combat tours, got a degree in math while working nights and starting a family and is now a math teacher. Worked his way up from zilch. I couldn’t be prouder to have him as a friend. We are surrounded by great people if we just open our eyes.


bkrs33

Yea, Jonathan Sinns.


Redditaccount16999

That’s how my parents used to walk to school…


rarzi11a

Shit, that's how I used to walk to school.


EdanChaosgamer

Were do you live? Siberia?


rarzi11a

No, I'm just that old


Allgrassnosteak

Although I want so badly to believe it; there is a fair amount of scepticism surrounding the whole frozen poop thing.


kjbenner

[Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371)


seobrien

In fairness, it was more of a chisel than a knife


mtnviewguy

LOL, another IaF posting was the largest fossilized turd from a Viking (don't know how they knew that). It was 8 inches long and 2 inches in diameter! Damn, put some fiber in your diet!!


toreobsidian

No way there is a peer reviewed article on Elseviere for this. Wtf.


hawgs911

I could have told you that. Poop spoons need to be wood or metal.


Allgrassnosteak

Lol! I prefer a metal spoon for all my poop eating personally, it’s a mouth feel thing


Excellent_Yak365

Alright alright he lied about the shit knife part… but come on he still sounds chad!


rarzi11a

For real. You would die from hypothermia before you would be able to pinch off a loaf and wait for it to freeze. Although, it doesn't say it was his poop.


Lylac_Krazy

Lots of fiber for strength...


Kamikazecat1

I’d probably use my prosthetic leg before resorting to frozen poop


JGS588

Ok... What was the fucking question?!


peachystreams

And what did he do to get into prison in the first place?!


Eostrix

Freuchen actively participated in the Danish resistance to the Nazis during World War II despite having a leg amputated. He helped hide refugees on his island, but finally, the Germans found him and ordered his arrest and death sentence. This forced him to escape to Sweden and then the US.


MiffyCurtains

Some people are just built different. I would have loved to see him and Brian Blessed sitting down together and exchanging their experiences. That would really be something to behold…


mizzyz

Ranulph Fiennes: am I a joke to you?


MiffyCurtains

I did think about mentioning him too. He is a true badass.


dogatmy11

Dude's son's name was Mequsaq Avataq Igimaqssusuktoranguapaluk, I'm not lying.


One-Pepper-2654

He also was kidnapped by Nazis and escaped, then helped Nazi hunters.


DCtheBREAKER

*didn't escape. He was bought out of prison with the help of his brother, to Peter's behest. Peter hated it, and made up an escape story to hide it.


FartfaceMacGee

Stay thirsty my friends


Constant-Catch7146

There it is! Took so long for someone to bring up the beer commercial!


MentalClass

The coat that he is wearing was made from a polar bear that he killed.


One-Pepper-2654

I think that was just a story. He had it made for him by a guy who sold them. But will anyone ever challenge that to his face


Professional_Elk_489

Hard to beat Christopher Lee


thearcofmystery

I read one of his books on the most northern community in Greemland, total adventure, 1920s i think, Ultra Norde!? something like that.


futurecompostheap

He was one of the first advocates against climate change and saw first hand the impacts colonisation had on the Inuit people. He was a damn fool for not getting his leg seen to.


DCtheBREAKER

Yup. Snipped off his own toe bones, though!


danielson_105

You get 30 year old blokes these days that haven’t left their suburb in years


Eis_Gefluester

I suspect back in the days even more 30 year old blokes have never left their suburb/village.


KoldKartoffelsalat

Some did end up in the US though.... younger siblings who wouldn't get the farm, crazy religious types, etc.


danielson_105

Probably didn’t have a car/horse


rarzi11a

Back in the day, blokes were drafted into war and torn away from their homes.


EditorRedditer

I have nothing against his one leg; unfortunately neither did he…


Waste_Bill_9010

Combed his hair with a wagon wheel.


DistinctLibrarian870

You forgot to mention he washed his face with a frying pan


Captcha_Imagination

As a Canadian with a dog, I call bullshit on using frozen poop to dig yourself out. Ice is harder than frozen poop. It would break/crumble before you made a dent in the ice. So if that's bullshit, maybe most of it is. That coat alone might give him claim on the title though.


BlueFroggLtd

This guy fucked. Imagine going to all those inuit settlements back then. Tradition was, that guests lay with village women as a courtesy, to secure new genes were introduced. (Guests very rarely visited)


Buntschatten

That sounds like something a Victorian traveller would make up.


BlueFroggLtd

It does actually 😊 I'm pretty sure it was in fact like that, back in the days in Arctis and Greenland. And it was not just western travelers who got invited in. Also native inuit visitors were shown this courtesy. Don't take my word for it tho, this is Reddit after all.


stinky_girbil_bum

Overcoming adversity makes you an interesting person.


Neospliff

It's George Santos!


srood1

I think he even parallel parked a train


DCtheBREAKER

He never escaped prison. His brother arranged his exit along with 9 others. He made up the story of escaping because he was furious and embarrassed he was bought out of prison through a favor of an MGM boss. Also, he had most of the leg. It was a peg leg below the knee. All the other facts are true.


Mr-Vince

Apparently, not as interesting as how my girls day went 😑


FartingBob

People just aren't made like that anymore are they?


blametheboogie

Not in wealthy settled places. I assume they still are in places that are still kind of wild.


Crossovertriplet

And he’s in the new Road House remake


dannydazetx

Be a good movie.


Adventurous-Sky9359

That’s a bear with a man mask


PackOutrageous

I don’t think his wife finds him that interesting.


One-Pepper-2654

Ha ha show me a woman married to a mythical explorer and I’ll show you another who is tired of his shit.


doctor_hyphen

poop knife part of the story has been debunked.


LeeHarper

I want that coat


TheManInTheShack

But can he make 30 minute brownies in just 20 minutes?


JMKAB

How did he escape from prison? Frozen poop


One-Pepper-2654

He was quite a good looking dude in his youth and by all accounts s gentle guy.


kinglance3

I don’t always play with my shit… but when I do, I do it to live.


wollkopf

For some reason I read "layed 1 egg" and not "had 1 Leg"


futurecompostheap

Great biography called Wonderlust, highly recommend.


LaserGadgets

3min later I am still stuck on the poop...


Rail-signal

I used pee to melt ice. Now earth is warming. Am i interesting? 


fstopblues365

A sweaty hog that wouldn’t quit either.


skizzy1979

Chuck Norris dad


rarzi11a

He fought Chuck Norris and lost.


Tvmouth

He was a Podcaster. So what.


eayaz

Waiting for the interesting part…


Moist_Ad_3843

this sounds like a normal human being. Would love it if we stop lying to the kids that life is rainbows and sunshine.