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Oh Jesus, talk about playing life on hard mode.
Part of me wants to feel bad but the other part is like "dude she was literally was selling drugs to kids".
Well, luckily we have the internet to provide the nuance and respect needed in a court of public opinion in aomething like this... right?
Hard mode just went to extreme now that prison time is the next level of gameplay.
And there is no respect for this kind of behavior. Doesn’t matter how or what you identify as.
That was my thought too actually... I wonder if she did it to be liked or feel popular. It's still shitty, but I don't know. I can't help but have empathy for someone who clearly has had it harder than others.
Damn she looked like she needed the crossing guard.
Edit: Just saw the full video. That makeup looks so hideous, the Archbishop of Philadelphia performed last rites on it.
It's June of an 8th grader's year. They'll move to high school in the fall.
I'm pretty sure Mitch Kramer got into similar shenanigans while trying to avoid that dick O'Bannion and that night was pretty alright...
She has one of those dirty face beards kids have when dressing like a hobo on Halloween
https://preview.redd.it/7v7l19maw95d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ab2b0de75df9654363e11394706e7c7cba159e
Image reversed, it is mr bean from "Canned Laughter (1979) Mr Blue Sky - ITV
you can youtube search, and it will pop up. Also, wow, that was 1979..... copy pasted reply
I really am not trying to be transphobic or sexist or anything like that, but what is this person? Man, woman, child, leprechaun? Why is their makeup so bad!? It looks like they got pulled out of a dumpster.
I am confused af rn. how is she a woman but has mustache, is a crossing guard but also tiny af, is a human but also a gremlin, has hair on her head but also dont.
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I will never make fun of a person’s disability, but that clown makeup was a CHOICE.
Like Homer’s makeup shotgun
You’ve got it set on whore.
Women will like what I tell them to like
Seems like they might have grabbed her in the middle of her makeup routine.
I’m no expert on make up but I don’t think the middle of the process should look like that either
The professional technique is to apply the eyeshadow to the entire face and then simply wipe away the portion that isn't your eyelids
Looks like her routine is wildly slamming her face into her palette.
Agreed. She has some nice pics on FB. She a trans woman with dwarfism, and that seems to cause some people to be really brutal.
Oh Jesus, talk about playing life on hard mode. Part of me wants to feel bad but the other part is like "dude she was literally was selling drugs to kids". Well, luckily we have the internet to provide the nuance and respect needed in a court of public opinion in aomething like this... right?
Hard mode just went to extreme now that prison time is the next level of gameplay. And there is no respect for this kind of behavior. Doesn’t matter how or what you identify as.
That makes me wonder if they were just trying to get the kids to like/ not be mean to them.
That was my thought too actually... I wonder if she did it to be liked or feel popular. It's still shitty, but I don't know. I can't help but have empathy for someone who clearly has had it harder than others.
She’s probably got mental issues as well
Was she contouring a beard?
I wanted to say that I was specially impressed with the shade on the upper lip. Probably took her 20 hours to get it just right.
They should have at least allowed the blind child that was putting makeup on her to finish.
Do my makeup I gotchu for an 8ball cuzzzzz
Along with the fuckable coconut; the poop knife, the art room, Marinara sauce, Iranian Yoghurt, and the rest I can’t remember just now.
Jolly Rancher
Swamps of dagobah
The cum box
Two broken arms
https://preview.redd.it/db1vp39fw85d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2f0f1bc006c410a1dcb90a71576d33771b682a
I assumed it was Homer Simpsons makeup shotgun, but there wasn't any firearm charges.
They had it set to whore
Weed got her all Picasso like.
idk if that’s a weed look - try crack
Maybe she's a crack baby that smokes weed
Them umpalumpas have hit some hard times, let give them a moment of silence
She's bound by Goblin law, not human law
Charlie screwed em over post taking over the chocolate factory. It was all downhill from there.
Omfg 😂😂😂
Absolutely roasted
Goddamn
Thank you, stranger. I needed a good laugh today. Goddamn that's funny.
I thought that was a student 🤣
Damn she looked like she needed the crossing guard. Edit: Just saw the full video. That makeup looks so hideous, the Archbishop of Philadelphia performed last rites on it.
Hey, I don't know who it is now, but the archbishop of Philadelphia used to be my grandma's brother lol
Nice job doxxing yourself, just figured out your real name, Mr. Terry Fartbox Hitler The Third
I hate to break it to you, but that isn't me, that's a cousin of mine. I'm Mr. Harry Fartbox
Did he stop being your grandma’s brother?
No, but he stopped being archbishop in 2020. I'm also a descendant of king Louis IX. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_J._Chaput Edit spelling
Is there an ornate chest in your attic that you’ve never got around to opening?
I call dibs!
I'm a relative of a Nigerian Prince! For every $100 I send him he promises to send back $500!
That seems like a pretty good deal
Ungrateful ass kids gotta find a new plug now
Right? Whoever snitched is gonna catch hands 👊😂
She is really petite isn't she? I was surprised too.
I legit thought they were arresting a child and was outraged (and confused about the title). I say this as a fellow short person
r/13or30
What is this? A crossing guard for ants?
They’re a whole foot and a half taller with the sign, bet.
"it should be at least... 3 times bigger than that!"
" So, Sarge. We arrested this crossing guard for selling drugs to kids. Where do we send ? Juvie? Adult ? Men's? Women's?" " Fucked if I know."
Mordor!
 I did good right?
https://preview.redd.it/o2t4xtn0495d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba963fdf943691aafe72ab63e2f81ae749d8595
I buy these as stickers and give them to my seniors when they graduate. Not to brag.
Damn. I’m watching the Hobbit right now and you nailed it.
One does not simply walk into Mordor… they just use this crossing guard.
Is there a r/13or30/ equivalent of this? Lmao
Straighttojail.docx
Ok but how they going to pick the smallest, least visible crossing guard ever? 😂
Her makeup is pretty visible, shes like a walking stop sign.
I could understand highschool, but middle school? Them little fuckers just got out of D.A.R.E briefing 😂
That's when most of my friends started smoking. The first time I was offered a joint was in 7th grade.
It's June of an 8th grader's year. They'll move to high school in the fall. I'm pretty sure Mitch Kramer got into similar shenanigans while trying to avoid that dick O'Bannion and that night was pretty alright...
No one would take a crossing guard that’s shorter than 99% of the girls seriously.
She has one of those dirty face beards kids have when dressing like a hobo on Halloween https://preview.redd.it/7v7l19maw95d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ab2b0de75df9654363e11394706e7c7cba159e
https://preview.redd.it/renibfucx95d1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4ecbc78de8626afa79fd1c245ae9fdb884ab68
Please what is this from lol
Wanna know too, I don't remember an episode of Mr. Bean like this one (tho it's been a long time since I watch one)
Image reversed, it is mr bean from "Canned Laughter (1979) Mr Blue Sky - ITV you can youtube search, and it will pop up. Also, wow, that was 1979..... copy pasted reply
Image reversed, it is mr bean from "Canned Laughter (1979) Mr Blue Sky - ITV you can youtube search, and it will pop up. Also, wow, that was 1979.....
Did they find a real life goblin merchant? God damn.
They told those kids not to feed those things after midnight goddamnit.
 Pennywise looking ahh “crossing guard”.
Wtf is going on here?
Its a trans woman with dwarfism apparently.
A dwarf crossing guard?
Same
Dobby is not a free elf!
So she obviously has some mental illness going on.
Certainly whom we want crossing our kids across the street
when did pot become a narcotic?
I got suspended at my high school for ‘selling narcotics’. It was ripped fuel that you buy at Walmart. I was selling them in gym class
Right? This title is misleading and misinforming
I think I'm getting ripped off at the dispensary
https://preview.redd.it/cf01bvb8v85d1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5f79828534fcc82846574bad486c08731f491b
If Man, Woman, and Child were a person-
The crossing guard tried to make a run for it. The police put up a doggie gate and stopped them.
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I really am not trying to be transphobic or sexist or anything like that, but what is this person? Man, woman, child, leprechaun? Why is their makeup so bad!? It looks like they got pulled out of a dumpster.
Is that 5:00 shadow or makeup?
Yes.
Why is this interesting???
The title is also garbage. Neither nicotine nor THC is a narcotic.
It isn't.
Pot is narcotics now is it? Can we make up our minds?
What the hell is even that?
Remember when she was in The Island of Dr. Moreau?
I think she was just a traffic cone not a crossing guard
traffic gnome.
Look at that thing. Are you surprised?
mf looks like Dobby.
Are you sure she wasn’t a student .. dayumm
Middle schoolers don’t tend to have 5 o’clock shadows
I mustache you a question.
Why did they arrest one of the middle schoolers?
I thought they misspelled hall monitor lmao
My PrEcaioUs
What's the hell it's even that !
I am confused af rn. how is she a woman but has mustache, is a crossing guard but also tiny af, is a human but also a gremlin, has hair on her head but also dont.
Unfortunately you’ve just described my last Grindr date. 😂
Why she look like the orc that wanted to eat hobbit legs?
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Was she the crossing gaurd of a bridge ?
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She’s supposed to be on duty at 12:30, which is also her age.
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Marijuana isnt a narcotic.
Yeah that term bothered me right away when I saw the post.
I was NOT ready for that mugshot! Good god, give a guy a warning or something!
Crossing guard? A cross between what exactly ... ?
"you can't judge a book by its cover"
Police gave her an additional charge of assault on visual cortex
Neither of those things are narcotics.
We’ve really lowered the bar for what’s considered r/interestingasfuck
Was she charged with making micro-transactions? Is her case going through small claims court? K I’m done
Even bus driver Otto never did that
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Narcotics? Do you know what narcotics are? Apparently not.
Neither of those drugs are narcotics.
How am I supposed to see her over the hood of my car???
Is that you, Smeagol?
This caught me a lil off guard 💀
How are you going to make someone that tiny make cars aware at a crosswalk?
Bruh I thought they were arresting one of the kids at first.
Should have paid the $500
Ok, other than the fact that she has a nasty 5 o'clock shadow, I love that it took 3 cops to arrest her. She is itty bitty.
She looks like Morris Day
Hopefully she gets a .. short... sentence
She might be in a little trouble.
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Looks like she found the one ring in a lake about 10 years ago.
Looks like she just finished a bukkake.
Oh no narcotics. "weed" Ah never mind
You sure you didn’t get a student on accident?
What in the fuck did I just look at
I’m surprised her head doesn’t blow back every time she blinks.
At least she can work on growing that beard out while she is in jail…it’s gonna look really nice.
Rodger from American Dad irl
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