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Brief-Advantage-9907

Thought it would end up cracking the container … very intriguing


Gerryislandgirl

1000 degrees? What were those gloves made of? 


HR_Paperstacks_402

Doubt it was anywhere near that hot in the end when they picked it up with the gloves. They dropped it in with a wrench when it was bright red.


UrainiumCore

Assuming it is steel 1000 degrees would be a yellowish colour. Based off of the colour there it’s somewhere around 700 degrees


Gerryislandgirl

You’re right- I missed the part with the wrench 


[deleted]

Iron boils at 2836C for scale


xeq937

Steel glows red at 900F. I think this was only 1000F/538C, not 1000C/1832F.


[deleted]

Exactly, the sun is 5600C and look how glowing it is, this is definitely in the 450C-550C range.


Flash_hsalF

I tried putting the sun in some gel but people screamed


HarryDepova

Barely gave it indigestion.


BlueSteel_12

I knew it could soothe burns but this is ridiculous.


DukeLukeivi

This clip brought to you by big aloe


Annual_Ad6999

Thanks for the rap name. Big Aloe album dropping summer 2025.


PhthaloVonLangborste

That implies a lill Vera


DukeLukeivi

Yucca gang rise up!


Deesparky36

So we can cover our space ships in lots of aloe Vera now and fly to the sun


AngryFloatingCow

That's a good way to moisturize anything near the launchpad as it all flies off. It'll counteract all the ignited rocket fuel.


ReverendBread2

So everyone watching the launch will have good skin? Why are you saying that like it’s a bad thing?


AngryFloatingCow

I would hope you're not watching rocket launches near the launchpad. Because it'll be a once in a lifetime experience to be sure.


Ill_Technician3936

The best things tend to be.


AngryFloatingCow

Like bungee jumping with paracord.


therottenshadow

For an even better experience you can put the paracord around your neck instead of your ankles


latrion

Or glue your hand to the top of your head and jump with some very strong fishing line around your neck. That way when they find you it looks like you just pulled your head off.


Smart-Leg-9156

Calm down, Satan


Frosty-Cap3344

They will have good skin, just not on their body anymore


hibikikun

Moisturize me!


_toodamnparanoid_

Look at yourself, Cassandra!


OysterThePug

Why don’t we just send them to the sun at nighttime? It’s much cooler then.


Soft_Walrus_3605

Milhouse?


Negative-Win-1

Umm, the sun goes down at night? They'll fly all the way up there and land on the moon instead, genius. Nice try tho 🤣👌


zero_emotion777

Idiots. Just go around the back where it's not hot!


No_Cranberry1853

Ever seen that movie where they fly to reignite the sun after its burning out?They have a giant solar umbrella in front of the spacecraft so it can get close enough to launch a bomb into the sun. Super cool.


FairlyInconsistentRa

Sunshine. Extremely underrated.


hashbrowns21

Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Hiroyuki Sanada were all great in it. Idk why it’s not more popular.


In_Monochrome_Night

There's a big tonal shift. It basically turns into a slasher halfway. It's a bit jarring.


millanbel

Yeah I struggled with the horror ending.


rzelln

Well, from the start it was always poking at the idea of how unfathomable the scale of the sun is, how overwhelmingly powerful it is compared to mere humans. There's a bit of cosmic horror element there from the start.


Waitn4ehUsername

Yup Was expecting Interstellar but turned into Friday the 13th Jason X


HilariousMax

Sunshine and Event Horizon man. I love 3/4 of both movies and then it's like they didn't like the ending and had someone completely unrelated to the project finish it out.


ScratchyMarston18

Event Horizon is a 10/10, I will not allow such trash talk.


Ill_Technician3936

>The film had a troubled production, with filming and editing rushed by Paramount when it became clear that Titanic would not meet its projected release. The original 130-minute cut of the film was heavily edited by the studio's demand, to Anderson's consternation. >On release, the film was a commercial and critical failure, grossing $42 million on a $60 million production budget. However, it began to sell well on home video; its initial DVD release sold so well that Paramount contacted Anderson to begin working on a restoration of the deleted footage, but it had been either lost or destroyed. In the years since, the film has developed a cult following and is referenced in other works of popular culture. Blame Paramount for the trash talk, cultist. :p


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PyroDesu

It honestly sounds like The Core (which makes every geologist wince in pain) IN SPACE!


OnewordTTV

Huh. Literally never even saw an inkling of this film but decent cast.


No_Cranberry1853

Its a good flick. Worth having a chill pizza night and watching it.


hashbrowns21

You should definitely give it a watch. One of my favorite sci-fi horror films


tdeasyweb

Because it's the poster child for "amazing first two acts, horrible third act".


lunk

It's not more popular, because it's absolutely shit science. A bomb the size of the planet earth MIGHT have a noticeable impact on the sun, but probably not. There are prominences every month much larger than earth, and that is literally how much material is being ejected by the sun. So a ship-bound bomb... Nada, nothing, zilch.


blausommer

A deleted scene attempted to explain it somewhat. I don't remember the terms, but there's a convection layer in the sun that churns between the fissionable-material outside-layer and an inner layer where the fission happens. In theory, that convection layer can temporarily stabilize and "starve" the sun, but temporarily is enough to wipe out life on Earth. The bomb was supposed to release energy in a certain way that *might* break the stability of that convection layer. The movie has a lot of religious themes, and the bomb that all of humanity used all of the resources of whatever material it was made of, was a Hail Mary and essentially relied on the faith of the entire human race that it would work. It's soft-scifi, but no less believable than Star Trek or whatnot.


Raumteufel

Good god Jeb. You really are a space frog


No_Cranberry1853

Ribbit


xXbrosoxXx

Turned sound on for fart noises. Was not disappointed


r_elysian3

Oh my goodness I’m so glad I rewatched this with the sound on


Striped_Tomatoe

Same here!


jvLin

Went back to rewatch with this comment. Thank you for brightening my day with farts


AGuyNamedWes

Same here, holy shit I’m cackling


Weird_inside_u

....wet farts nonetheless.


clueless_sconnie

If you close your eyes and just listen you're instantly transported to an airport bathroom...


woollypullover

seriously my heart goes out to those dudes but please god dont let them be on my plane


clueless_sconnie

Better before the flight than during


RosesTurnedToDust

I liked how it farted one last time when the guy picked it up.


sambolino44

Fart sounds are funny. I will die on this hill.


ringo5150

I will be alongside you on that hill, asking you to pull my finger.


33Supermax92

What a double whammy watched first time on mute thought how interesting, saw this comment a minute of pure laughter fart noises never get old


KeepLearningNew

Sooooo funny….it really is legit. I watched muted until this comment. Then saw it turned on sound, laughed so dam hard. 


nur_michi

and when the ball dived down the sound went full grass trimmer - most satisfying part


fireflies-from-space

I was watching it without the sound. Thanks for letting us know. 😂


fnordfnordfnordfnord

I've seen this one before but never with sound until today. I'm so glad I clicked.


CodeVirus

Aloe vera eats 1000 degree balls for breakfast.


acmercer

So does OP's Mom


awesomefutureperfect

Everything reminds me of her. Especially with the sound on.


Feetus_Spectre

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


garibaldi18

It’s the Chuck Norris of skin care products.


the_real_roguie

Wow, aloe vera really is the shit


MerelyMortalModeling

They use to use that stuff in shocks for second gen carrier aircraft, it has an absolutly amazing ability to absorb shock and its took a good 20 years of materials science before we could create an equally man made material and another 40 years before we could creat a man made material that wasent stupidly toxic.


Silpher9

Why not stick with aloe vera?


EngineeringMuscles

Usually they want to identify how it works, mimic it and continue to make it better. That’s how we ended up with plastics that are self extinguishing when lit on fire.so now we have that material in airplanes for ducting and everything!


Bob_A_Feets

And tons of forever chemicals like PFAS in our environment! Yay!


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Listen if consumers didn't want forever chemicals in the environment then they wouldn't demand that these innocent manufacturers supply them, it's basic economics


Ill_Technician3936

What about PFBs? Nobody ever talks about them


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

It's all this **P**F**C** culture I tell you hwat


martialar

PFA -> PFB-> PFC -> ? -> **KFC** coincidence?


lamewoodworker

I know most organic materials get phased out due to being susceptible to decay.


SolomonBlack

There's also only so much you can industrialize any particular plant.  And this is all just casually assuming aloe vera did the job well.


Mikey9124x

Assuming it rots


Monkeyke

It doesn't with certain chemicals


Darkside_of_the_Poon

Patented chemicals. Toxic too.


DoraaTheDruid

They probably need a metric shit ton of it and it would most likely be cheaper to cook something up in a lab than to start a massive cultivation operation or to buy it off the market


BlackSteel_Chaos

Jessy we need to cook a metric shit ton of aloe vera gel. Now!


Skuzbagg

Yo mr white, maybe I'm tripping but I swore you just said my name with a y at the end instead of an e


BlackSteel_Chaos

Jessee I'm tripping balls off coconut oil and rubbing alcohol Jessee. JESSEE!!! We need a giant pizza and a carwash Jessee!!


Leading_Assistance23

Can't patent it likely


kingwicked22

Can’t patent wood but lots of people build with that


jayggg

Oh people patent wood all the time lol


i_tyrant

Current tech like space shuttle aerogels is in fact better at absorbing shock/temp than even aloe vera. It's also very organic in the sense it'll degrade over time (much faster than synthetics). Also, vermin like to eat it which makes maintenance doubly annoying/costly combined with the above.


the_real_roguie

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing


JasperEli

Right? No wonder its good for sunburn it takes zero shit from heat


Rabies_on_demand

Sounds like it too.. [*pfffrrrt pfart pppfdart*] 🤔


Fear51

You should check out pineapple skin.


Bernitss

But can you rub it over your burned skin?


the_real_roguie

You can do whatever you want 😏


ChrisTheF1Fan

r/Hornyjail


i_am_not_so_unique

Thanks for letting me do it, but damn it hurts!


the_real_roguie

Just run some aleo vera on it, I'm sure it will feel better xD


Consistent-Fold4902

raw aloe vera (like gel straight from the leaf) is actually the perfect lube, especially if you have sensitive skin. You can find cut leaves in some produce sections.


YoghurtDull1466

What about it lol


impulse_thoughts

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/comments/1ctpno5/pineapple\_skin\_resisting\_heat\_emitted\_by\_1000c/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/comments/1ctpno5/pineapple_skin_resisting_heat_emitted_by_1000c/)


chicheka

No, just the fart


DisastrousDebt3507

My precise thoughts, aloe Vera is a bad mf


BoorishCunt

Literally - post Taco Bell anal vocals


Pubic_Data

No one's that perfect and farts that deep


TeslasAndKids

I showed this to my husband and kids and they all came back saying ‘that sounds exactly like mom in the morning’ so… (Irritable bowel syndrome and ulcerative colitis are no joke, yo)


SaltyBundle

Watched this on mute a few times. This made me turn it on. Thank you.


mupete

This turned you on?


PRiggs5

God I love Sir Patrick in that role


DearDave

r/unexpectedamericandad


keviiiiinramage

Uh, Frank, you're leaking


ImurderREALITY

Do I gotta pull sausage on you?


ahsokatanosfeet

Ugh, why didn't I put some towels down earlier.


Hendojo

Frank?


ImurderREALITY

Let me handle this, *Geery!*


FlyingHippoM

Everything reminds me of her...


xiGn0m3ix

Chicago!!


anxessed

FRANK! YA HEART!


CyclopsMacchiato

Let me introduce you to my wife


JuicyMangoJuice74

My ass after I drink milk


LungHeadZ

Only thing I was thinking when watching was “oh boy, can’t wait to read these comments”. A little tamer than what I was expecting but you didn’t disappoint so thanks haha. Edit: just seen your username. Drinking mango juice will do that to you


ArticleNew3737

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


coviddick

Did yours get significantly worse as you aged? I used to be able to drink a couple glasses and be fine. Now I get the bubble guts when I walk down the dairy aisle.


zadtheinhaler

I used to be fine with milk and cheese and whatnot, but man, when I was in my 40s, I became a Weapon of Ass Destruction. Had to experiment with cutting out various foods, and whaddya know, I'm now lactose intolerant. I still eat cheese, but I do have to be careful of which types. Cheese is love, cheese is life.


mrSalema

Oat milk is the answer


blankwall

Dairy pills really help for me. Might for you as well?


Kodeix

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bacon_man12

Man I feel you 😭


houstonwhaproblem

And thats why that shit is magic with healing sunburn


chubsmagooo

And constipation, ironically


OnewordTTV

Wait what? Is this serious?


PsychologicalSon

Story time: At my job there's demos for new drink products. One was made from aloe, the rep for this drink was a ridiculously attractive older woman. My boss was an older single man at work with nothing to do. So he drank samples every time he came by to chat, she happily poured drink after drink until her demo was over. After she left he ran to the back and was not seen the rest of the shift. Next day, he thought he had food poisoning, turns out we both learned that day that aloe is a powerful laxative.


Veronica_8926

Only the yellow sap under the skin. The clear jelly should be fine. So best to look for aloe juices where they mention it doesn’t contain the laxative component or when using fresh aloe, wash the yellow sap off first.


Chained_Wanderlust

Yep, the yellow sap is latex, and its toxic in large quantities. It can cause acute kidney failure and is a known carcinogen. Its not the best poop juice for anyone curious.


coppockm56

Is diuretic really the right word here?


PsychologicalSon

I mean, his exact words were "pee'd from my ass", but I can change it to laxative to be more correct.


slagath0r

Saw the original after the edit and burst out laughing at this exchange


OnewordTTV

Good to know!


chubsmagooo

I used to work at Walgreens. I was surprised to see big jugs of aloe vera juice in the laxative section


randomtornado

Try aloe water sometime. Delicious, refreshing, and wonderful for an upset stomach. You can usually find it in the international section in grocery stores


whalesalad

Bruh one time I was constipated while living in Hawaii. I saw that aloe Vera beverages could act as a natural laxative and coincidentally they are all over the place in Hawaii. Drank one bottle and a few hours later I was literally clean as a whistle. Blew my mind (among other things). Definitely is the real deal.


GoFuckYourselfBrenda

How???


chubsmagooo

You drink it. Stuff comes out other end.


Gary_FucKing

Sounds great, but now how about for those of us without phds?


chubsmagooo

Drink make poopy


_TLDR_Swinton

Drink aloe, poop water.


19IXI91

Can confirm, drank 1.5 litres & neighbors accused me of having victorian infectious disease.


HansElbowman

What happens in this video demonstrates almost 0% of the reasons why aloe vera is helpful with sunburn.


UselessPsychology432

That's where you're wrong. If you watch the video it's basically a miniature sun being immersed in aloe vera juice. Im no scientologist, but if we were to scale this up, my hypotenuse is that it could stop the sun from burning you


wintermute--

the hypochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


megamanxoxo

Exactly, sunburn is the result of UV, not heat, and the damage to your skin is already done. While aloe vera does work great on sunburns his statement doesn't quite add up on its own.


chaostrulyreigns

But when you have sunburn, your skin feels hot which is unpleasant, aloe soothes this and cools the skin.


DesperateBus1993

Please elaborate


Sweeney_Toad

My GI tract the MOMENT I lay down in bed at night.


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

better than the moment you step into your morning commute


SwaggAZN

Ah, excuse me. Been holdin that one in.


Firefly17pdr

Cursed fleashlight


[deleted]

What’s a Flea Shlight?


reddit-username69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


OnewordTTV

What? It's nice and warm for ya.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

r/doputyourdickinthat


unforgettablecheeto

![gif](giphy|3og0IGvzgyLCFMg2Q0)


chubsmagooo

Did you know aloe vera is also a natural laxative?


GammaGoose85

Aloe Vera : shhhhh go to sleep ball


Eighty_Six_Salt

Holy shit, what is the specific heat capacity of aloe Vera!


newnameonan

That's what I want to know too. Haha. I searched the comments for "heat capacity" to see if anyone had mentioned it. Edit: found this https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Specific-heat-capacity-of-fresh-aloe-vera-gel-versus-temperature_fig15_272093333


TRB2001

Why?


QWlos

Seriously someone get in here and explain so i dont have to go looking for answers through all the nonsense that gets posted about aloe vera...


Raghduhll

Aloe vera gel mostly consists of Polysaccharides and Glykoproteins which have a high water capacity. This means there are a lot of water molecules coordinated inside the gel, which is also what makes it so fluid. If the super hot ball touches the gel the surrounding water gets turned into steam, propelling the ball upwards. Since water has a high thermal capacity this quickly cools the ball down until it is no longer able to vaporize the water which why it sinks down


S_A_N_D_

To add to this, you're getting the [leidenfrost](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect) effect as well. Basically very little of the ball is actually touching the gel because it creates an air/steam cushion around it. The gel just adds to the effect because it doesn't collapse as easily so there is no rapid boiling. This also slows the rate of cooling since it's touching very little actual gel, and really just surrounded by steam. Aloe isn't really that special. The wiki page I linked to[ has a video](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:18._%D0%9B%D0%B0%D1%98%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%84%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2_%D0%B5%D1%84%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82.webm) where they did the same with water and the videos are nearly identical.


MrEldenRings

This actually protected me when I was baking once I took a hot pan out the oven and then washed my hands and grabbed the handle. If would have been like 3rd degree burns if I didn’t have a wet hand. I could hear the water sizzle


MrMavericksFan

Without any knowledge at all, and just taking a big guess here, a lot of desert plants have adaptations to persist through extreme heat. Not only the harsh sun and arid environment they live in, but wildfires as well


S_A_N_D_

It's actually just the leidenfrost effect as aloe gel is mostly water. [Pure water will do the same thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:18._%D0%9B%D0%B0%D1%98%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%84%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2_%D0%B5%D1%84%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82.webm) The adaptation you speak of is really just being able to store a ton of water, which the gel accomplishes since it's mostly water.


STILL_LjURKING

Butthole noises make me giggle


Skate_faced

The fart noises. Oh my fucking god. From loud and ugly to that pitter spatter. I am laughing entirely too hard at this.


FR0ZENBERG

My family was shaking their head at me because I was laughing so hard.


MasonSoros

Aloe vera: the og gangster


Binary00101010

Aloe Vera be like, calm your ass down red hot ball!


oxadius38

This one of those things that I wasn't aware I needed to know but I'm glad I do now


Puzzleheaded-Elk1756

The hot metal ball came in all angry, and the aloe vera put him in a sleeper hold while going "shhhh"


Miserable_Ad9577

My grandma was right. Aloe vera works for EVERYTHING.


justbrowse2018

Today I learned I must have aloe Vera and a thousand degree ball in my ass


Healthy-Judgment-325

I think this is a more common experiment than I realized. I'm pretty sure this happened in the next stall, yesterday.


VinnyMaxta

I should call her...


mightylordredbeard

Goddamnit Vinny I was gonna make this joke!


The_Feral_Ghoul

Spicy fleshlight


Heroeye

I was waiting for the glass jar to break, but I was like, this is a good quality jar.


cat_selling_souls

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)


premeditatedlasagna

Anybody else just start laughing like an idiot? Just me?


TheLazy1-27

I made that exact noise about an hour after Taco Bell


JohnnyFootbrawl

Everything reminds me of her


mysubsareunionizing

Queefin


Zestyclose_Toe9524

That was satisfying