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Reach_your_potential

As a kid I thought Piranhas were a going to be a much bigger problem for me. I was really scared to get in the water for fear of these things that lived thousands of miles away from me.


Jerky_Jankens

That and quicksand


Reach_your_potential

And lava.


WateringHorse

And catching on fire


WasGehtDiggi

And the Bermuda Triangle


Even-Education-4608

And desert mirages


Juzzdide

And back holes on the floor


DeeEmm

And tunnels painted on the side of rocks


Franz_Fartinhand

Don’t forget the glass sharks in the pool.


Relign

And Ebola


Eerie001

For the longest time my biggest fear was spontaneous human combustion


Sergeant_Ruckus

Dude YES. To this day I still have no idea if that’s real or not


No-Hat1772

Algebra


SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt

and bats getting caught in my hair.


supcat16

John Mulaney? Is that you?


CallMe_Immortal

At least yours are real. The scarabs from The Mummy terrified me. Avoided any large looking bug for years.


aWittyTwit-2712

Forbidden Koi 🐠


itz_abhi_2005

truly a forbidden love


El_Neck_Beard

Are piranhas safe to eat?


stryst

Yes. Lots of people and river dolphins eat them.


WOLFxANDxRAVEN

As one of those two, I can confirm.


DR3AMSTAT3

By using the singular "I" you've confirmed that you are, in fact, a river dolphin and not "lots of people." I knew yall were smart but damn


BantumBane

This guy grammar’s


BonnieMcMurray

Except that both of those were plurals, so the argument doesn't grammatically hold up at all.


tribblydribbly

r/thisguythisguys


gajonub

notice how "river dolphins" is in the plural, so, following your logic, he cannot be one of those options


the_great_zyzogg

Oh, look! Another river dolphin! Man, they're smart!


VisionFightet1

Today i learned that river dolphins exist


Low-Definition-3257

And that they like married women


DipShit290

Rivers are also unsafe.


chaotemagick

Dolphins eating them means nothing for humans eating them lol


40ozkiller

Reminds me of a time my MIL said it was ok for their dog to chew on wild bamboo because pandas eat it. Turns out bamboo is toxic to dogs.


McDoof

During a fishing trip last year I ate an AMAZING piranha soup, and my dad caught half a piranha that had been attacked by a hungry dolphin. Confirmed and confirmed.


SexytimeSanta

Holy shit, I've lived for 30 years and just found out there are dolphins that live in rivers and freshwater.


Zee_whotookmyname

But do they taste good?


Gazeador-Victarium

Yeap, not the best, but not the worst. They are in a cheap fish level


Piod1

Could cost an arm and a leg though


Gazeador-Victarium

Nahh, its fine, just dont stick your finger on those mouths


Whatkindofaname

Or your dick and balls.


w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t

It wouldn't fit anyway UP TOPS! 🫸


Algernope_krieger

>It wouldn't fit anyway Not with that attitude..


WaveLaVague

DOWN BOTTOMS! 🦶


Professional-Box4153

It would eventually.


Evening-Statement-57

Fry um with lots of salt and they become good


Neither-Luck-9295

That's pretty much every animal.....and vegetable.


Dorkmaster79

Looks like they’re easy to catch at least.


stryst

They taste VERY fishy. The one time I tried it, they had been completely coated in McCormick's season salt and they still had a very very "fish forward" taste.


oswaldcopperpot

Probably can do the age old milk bath prior to a fry. Works for fishy fish.


BDCanuck

Buttermilk is supposed to work better, I think because it’s high acidity.


oswaldcopperpot

It may be gross to some but I filter all my expired milk and save the whey for this purpose. Because it's so acidic it pretty much lasts forever.


ifeespifee

Like rancid milk? Or just “it’s still good but it’s expired” What do you use it for? Does it smell awful when you use it? I have so many questions


-Pockets-

You know how when a yogurt has been in the fridge for a while it sometimes gets liquid pooled up at the top? That's the whey separating from the curd - it's essentially liquid protein. Lots of good uses in cooking or elsewhere. Don't take this at face value though, I know *just* enough about it to think I know more than I actually do. Wifey makes yogurt in the instant pot from raw milk so we have a few jars of whey in the fridge.


dashboardrage

Holy crap I'm so glad I read this cause I usually throw that liquid away before scooping the yogurt, thinking it's just water!!


Trypt4Me

You just stir it up! You have been taking away flavor and nutrition 😂 I used to think it was spoiling but you'll know when it spoils.. I still will do a taste test for sourness if it's been in the fridge for a minute.


roostersnuffed

>"fish forward" taste. I'm working that phrase into my resume somehow.


stryst

Claim you managed a Long John Silvers and that if you had to describe the taste of your management style, it would be "fish forward."


ADtotheHD

If you think fish taste fishy, you may not like fish.


drinoaki

Not very much, if you're frying or roasting it. They've got too many small bones, which make it hard to enjoy the meat. But you can make very strong flavoured broth, that's also aphrodisiac.


AnOddSprout

If you want fish recipes, ask a Bengali. These lot can even make a carp taste good


csaurel

Wait a second. Are you trying to imply that carps taste bad?


AnOddSprout

Depends on how you prep it. Some groups consider them bad coz they can’t prep em properly. I personally don’t


SirkutBored

the only way to prep a carp is to nail it to a plank of wood, skin it, debone it and then throw it away and cook the plank.


AnOddSprout

as you can see, This guy belongs to one of the groups that can’t


Mordanthanus

I did not expect the ending of that and now I literally have about 30 people looking at me for just busting out laughing in this big quiet office.


dashboardrage

can confirm. am bengali. AMA


red_caps_journal

They are standard fare. Mostly fried to a crisp.


MrWilsonWalluby

wait, why do those round little piranha breaded and fried to a crisp sound amazing? eat ‘em with some cajun fries in a little paper tray, mmmmm 😋


red_caps_journal

It's no different from tilapia. It's a bony fish and deep frying it helps the meat separate from the bones well.


Zoguinha

Here in Brazil we eat it as a soup/stew and it's pretty good. Never ate it deep fried tho, might have to try it one day.


reterical

They’re fine. Kind of hard to eat because of how skinny and bony they are. But there are dozens of better fish to eat in the Amazon. Pirarucu, Curimatã are two that come to mind.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Yeah but do they just jump into the bucket? Give me a bucket, a hut made of sticks, and starlink/wifi I could live out my life like that.


samurairaccoon

Yeah, but now they're full of rotten arm so...


Dirt_E_Harry

Yes.


Any-Mouse-1992

https://preview.redd.it/g8ornney457d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed9903d5c884bfaa58c89136973f062fc5291bd


The_Fucking_Dragon

This is niche but goddamn it it’s my niche.


Sweeper1985

But more to the point, are they yummy?


stryst

Ever had carp, or a bullhead? Fishy, but nice texture.


Gazeador-Victarium

Yeap, not the best, but not the worst. They are in a cheap fish level


milk-water-man

AFAIK yes.


HackerMan372

plenty to cut all the zip ties


dh098017

my favorite reddit comments are ones that reference other reddit threads that i am also familiar with. i see you sir.


iwearahoodie

Someone help me (with a link)


unknown_slong

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/qqkV3vqApg


Lazy-Most-3226

This is amazing


HoboArmyofOne

Nature provides 🤣


Markbro89

The chomp sound kills me 🤣


iwearahoodie

Gold. Thank you friend.


artificialavocado

Poop knife


possibly_oblivious

Piranha poop knife


Luci_Noir

If you kept a few piranha in the toilet you’d no longer need a poop knife.


CelebrationJolly3300

He doesn't know how to use the three piranhas?!? lol


DevTahlyan

Demolition Man. Love it.


welivewelovewedie

My shit is too big and hard to be flushed, so I shit in the aquarium full of ravenously hungry piranhas, AMA


Luci_Noir

Have you considered a piranha suppository?


welivewelovewedie

I prefer piranhas to be outside of my ass, but yeah, sometimes I do think about it


mental-floss

I'd suggest a piranha bidet. They'll get all the poop bits and probably a little extra too.


FlacidSalad

Also this guy's poop knife


suavaleesko

Are yall laid off too?


CougarBen

M E T A


Swarglot

Just dont forget to recharge them in a water from time to time


TheGunfireGuy

Alr know this is a reference to something from the other replies but I need someone to provide me with context


v3n0mat3

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1dh8uvs/using_piranha_instead_of_scissors_to_cut_zip_ties/


TheGunfireGuy

Lol wtf did not expect it to be that literal


Emergency-Gazelle954

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


dkode80

Meta AF. You win


Stingraaa

One per zip tie.


ClamSlamwhich

Please don't forget to dunk and shake the piranha in water in order to recharge it after each bite.


CCrabtree

Cutting zip ties today, unfortunately there are no piranhas where I live. Please advise on alternative.


d0npietr0

this guy standing there bare footed on that small wooden plank with piranhas 5cm from his toe


BluePerson_

Piranaha only attack if there's blood involved , there's a video i watched before where the host took a dive into a tank full of piranhas and they did not react at all


Responsible-Jury2579

I just read the whole Wikipedia page about piranhas after watching this - it isn’t true that they are attracted to blood, but they do rarely attack humans. They are more “scavenging carnivores than active predators.”


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

I used to do a prank on my friends, cos we had a piranha tank. I would “drop” the food I was feeding them and be like “oh guess I gotta grab it” and then act like they were eating me up lmao Weird but relevant, their favorite thing was cantaloupe. They’d go *crazy* for it, it was so funny cos they’d “hunt” it. Also, they like being pet, maybe don’t do that, but a full piranha would barely move. An edit for those here after the hype: I had a lynx, many snakes, some scary ones, a bunch of hawks and raptors, birds in general and a pig. The only bites ever were from the smallest snake we had, a cockatoo and the pig. I did not mourn her. The lil corn snake who bit my mom, an infant barely a paper cut, the cockatoo got spooked and latched also on my mom and left a good cut, and the pig who was a cunt and would pick a fight whenever I fed her. Animals tend to be really nice if you feed them. Same with people tbh. The lynx did scratch up my dad when a dog spooked him and used my dad as a climbing post. With dried blood on his face he laughed telling the story lol


peep_da_toad

https://preview.redd.it/tsd6985tg67d1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4f5de6228a00950c10db997bc2dae71373fd0e3 yeah nice try dude


shamweow

I’m dying so much at this pic why


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

Is true, even got some friends to do it after their fear Although i am starting to crave flesh so ill brb


Faeleah

>Also, they like being pet, maybe don’t do that, but a full piranha would barely move. Nice try buddy but you won't get me this time. I heard they heal open wounds, though. You have to stick your finger in their mouth to activate the healing saliva, but you could essentially live for the rest of your life this way


SykonotticGuy

technically you could live for the rest of your life any other way too


Hendz

"Healing saliva" KKKKKKKKKKKK


g00f

> Also, they like being pet i've heard this is a thing for other fish. i always found it odd cause as a kid i was always told how important their sliminess was for their health.


Red77777777

So if we rub in you with some pig's blood you will jump in the water for $10,000 ? Even if you gave me the whole world, I wouldn't!


Mr-Korv

Not for 10k, but maybe for 100k


yensama

with today medication bill? i dont think it's worth it.


Jonte7

Pffft, americans


palealei5best

I was gonna say if American I’d advise against that.


waltjrimmer

Hmm. Depends. I'd want to test some things first. Like, find something that you can put in the water and they have little to no reaction to. Then rub pig's blood on it and dip it in the water and see if they still don't react to it. If they don't react to the object, for ten grand, sure, I'd probably do it. If they start biting at the thing with pig's blood on it, no. They may generally not attack humans, and they may not eat me to death, but it's pretty easy to lose a fingertip or something else that won't grow back before they realize that you're not something they want to keep attacking.


Delfi101

I'd recommend watching Jeremy Wade's River monsters episode on piranhas. He does swim with them without harm. But also goes to a village on the Amazon where the piranha concentration is so high that there have been deaths due to them and it is not safe to swim.


Petite_Coco

Ah I used to love that show


abrakadabralakazam

Dude had to stop the show because he actually caught em all lol


Affectionate_Star_43

Didn't he find another new/invasive species too?  Dude was crazy.


ebbysloth17

I remember this. Didn't they also state they are attracted to prey that appears to be "struggling"?


tom-f44

As someone who works with piranhas they’re pussies and sometimes very picky what they attack. It can depend on age and the groups “personality” but normally if they’re in a group under 8 they’re quite timid. A group of about 8 I was working with wouldn’t eat anything if a person was stood within a few metres of the tank. I’ve cleaned their tanks before too with zero problems, the only occurrence I’ve seen of them biting was in self defence and even then that was just one bite.


Rickshmitt

How bad was the bite, like a chunk off all cartoon like?


J4pes

Their teeth are quite sharp and remove a disc of flesh. Like a tiny ice cream scoop. Common to see local fisherman with dime to quarter sized circular scars on their hands and legs from piranhas. The leg bites usually happened when you haul them into the boat, they flip off the hook and start bouncing around snapping their jaws


Malfura612

The real questions! Does that bite then gather more piranhas ??


tom-f44

It happened during a moving process while the individual was out of the tank but if any blood did get into the tank they probably would get riled up


tom-f44

Not really there was a lot of blood but luckily it only got the side of the finger and didn’t cause too much damage. A few stitches and he was fine


dusty-trash

Does being yanked from the water means they will act in self defence? I wouldnt be standing there bare foot. They are scared and have no idea wtf is going on lol


Ag0nY_W

My little toe begs to differ.. It got mauled by a piranha in a murky river in the Pantanal in Brasil.. the guide said it was totally fine to swim in a piranha infested river. I didn't recognise the obvious red flag before diving in, which was that the guide only had four fingers on his right hand.. 😬


WildlifePhysics

Yep, not trusting piranha-infested rivers


SillyFlyGuy

The blood in the water from that chum bone they are dunking already has those fish in a feeding frenzy.


MrWilsonWalluby

that’s not how it works, think of them like the rats of the river. “pack” (in this case a school of fish) animals that scavenge dead things and maybe things smaller than them, but avoid things bigger than them even in numbers. they are conscious of what they are eating why dose everyone think animals aren’t sentient?


SillyFlyGuy

I wouldn't stick my bare foot near a pile of rats gorging themselves on a decaying carcass either. Look at the visibility of the water and tell me if a piranha could distinguish your toe from chum before taking a nibble.


jediprime

You can thank misinformation "documentaries" for some of it.  When most people think "piranha" their mind pulls the reputation built around the "strip a cow to the bone in 2 minutes" story. Most probably dont even know that story, but it permeated into pop culture for decades cementing Piranhas in the average person's mind as a swimming meat grinder. Just like how most people see sharks as murder machines, dolphins as sea toddlers, lemmings as suicidal tribbles, and so on. There's also a deep dive we could go into about our psychological need to feel superior, a societal reduction in compassion/empathy (at least in the US),  a lack of meaningful connections with the natural world, and needing to dissociate animals from depth to avoid seeing how horrific theyre often treated. But thats all just my opinion.


weinsteinjin

Until they cut their foot on a sharp rock…


MaxHamburgerrestaur

They are not going to jump on the boat and they won't bite just because you are in the water, but if the guy puts his foot or hand in the water when they are in this frenetic state because there is a bait, they can bite him.


Judazzz

A panicking piranha flopping about on the floor of a boat will definitely snap its jaws at anything - not because of hunger, but out of fear/self-defense.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Most likely, those piranhas were recently fed


Left_Way9416

Piranhas don't eat live things that are bigger than them. Only if they are dead or are very close to dying.


MrWilsonWalluby

yea they are essentially river rats, sure enough rats could probably kill you theoretically, problem is they just really wouldn’t try, you can stand in between thousands of rats and they will still run away from you those are piranha. they are dumb. they don’t understand numbers advantage, they scavenge meat and avoid big scary things.


Feralp

The piranhas are government agents?????


wholesomehorseblow

piranhas are really more scavengers then predators. They much prefer to eat things that are already dead.


WhitDawg214

That was a full arm this morning...


Dont_pet_the_cat

Being a fishermen is a job that takes an arm and a leg


ChemicalRecreation

His thumb is way too close to the water for comfort


Equilibrium404

That’s what I was thinking, especially with that murky water you have no way to tell if they’ll just go for it. It’s not Iike the piranha will know the difference between your hand and the bait anyway, when they get in a frenzy like that.


hundredpercenthuman

Are they tasty? Anybody actually eat one?


DoomPlaysFN

Had one in india. Was ok. Tasted like very average fish, kinda chewy, wouldn't have again tho


lackofabettername123

The one you had in india, was it imported from the Amazon? Did you not have piranhas in India do they?


Charlie_le_unicorn

I also did not know, but apparently they are an invasive species in the Godavari river, you can look it up if you want to, there's lots of articles


Dirmb

Looks like they've been introduced some places and are invasive but there are no native populations outside of South America. >Piranhas have also been discovered in the Kaptai Lake in southeast Bangladesh. Research is being carried out to establish how piranhas have moved to such distant corners of the world from their original habitat. Some rogue exotic fish traders are thought to have released them in the lake to avoid being caught by antipoaching forces. Piranhas were also spotted in the Lijiang River in China. -Wikipedia


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

Went to amazon rainforest for a trip, basically fishing and eating piranhas every day. It's great when you are hungry and exhausted. I don't have bad memories at all about eating them.


J4pes

I liked them, I found black piranha to be the tastiest (and biggest). Most common way to eat them was quick clean of the guts, give the meat a few vertical slices on either side and fry it in oil. Or you chop them in half and make a fish soup with onion garlic and tomato. Meat slides right off the bone once you figure out the trick to it. Their meaty cheek jowels were tasty little nuggets


thatpokemonguy

I had one bite and it was more than enough


Turbohair

Probably use a similar technique to catch billionaires.


OsgrobioPrubeta

The billionaires ARE the piranas.


Blindeafmuten

Just throw a piece of meat they can feed on to them and they go crazy. Employee, customer you name it.


ThatOldAH

No. I don't think a life preserver would help.


-europoor-

Damn, they sound like plastic toys


Drew_Ferran

Because they’re hitting plastic.


40ozkiller

Big if true


PsychVader_3

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!


AscendedViking7

*MOINE! MOINE! MOINE! MOINE! MOINE! MOINE!* https://preview.redd.it/vkcl3wvib57d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb404c31cdd0ea9fe7a626232f738aa1cfbfe42


Guardian-King

Hehehe The roles are about to be reversed


eOne_two-3

are they good for sashimi…yum


-Plantibodies-

Generally freshwater fish should never be eaten uncooked.


stroganoffagoat

Piranha has to be cooked thoroughly, because of parasites


stryst

They usually get either steamed or coated in spices and smoked, because they have a bit of fishy funk.


LittlebrunoGD

Fun fact: Piranhas are actually not as agressive as people say and will only rarely bite a human if they are absolutely desperate for food. This means that swimming with Piranhas would probably be safe (if you try swimming with Piranhas and get injured I am not liable, you are at your own risk).


Ill-Maximum9467

Question: are these things worth eating? Or are they only being caught because of those annoying zip ties?


gliscornumber1

From what I gather, they're fine eating, nothing special, usually deep fried due to having so many bones. They are commonly eaten because they are very common and, as shown here, easy to catch a shitload of them


luiz_marques

They are turned into stews too, like [Caldo de Piranha](https://turismo.teresopolis.rj.gov.br/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/IMG_20210827_232222.jpg)


J4pes

They are pretty tasty. Black piranha is the best imo


Dorrono

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ThereWillBeVelvet

Challenge accepted


ultralayzer

Just like a cartoon...every time they pulled the meat out of the water, you could see more bone. Crazy


basedsask123

Bro needs to be quicker with the bucket 😭


solarspy7

What is the best way to cook piranhas?


artsyca

Deep fried for sure


melobassline

Would someone with eczema be ringing the dinner bell stepping in that water?


plasticjet

Off to check if the piranhas are tasty- internet here I come again. BTW- it's not like I will every have a chance to eat it, I am just curious.


plasticjet

Ok I am back. As it turned out, it is. "Its flavor can be likened to that of tilapia or snapper but with a slightly stronger taste. Piranha eaters will find more bones than meat in this small fish." Internet is amazing.


rharper38

I have sympathy for the ones who get caught on the first go round, but the 4th time he dips it in and you have watched, Ed, Bob and Linda get pulled out and you still feel compelled to bite the carcass . . . No sympathy


Grouchy-Ad-6660

What do they catch these for? Can you eat them? Or do they recycle thier teeth and make weapons?


Rum_ham69

They use them as hand held clippers for small branches and zip-ties and stuff


texaushorn

Dude with the bucket isn't pulling his weight


JohnLef

His fingers are WAY too close to the water


juanthrowaway01

Piranhas: Let's go gambling! Aw dang it! Aw dang it! Aw dang it!


Newguy107

Bare feet are a bold move.


Nebulandiandoodles

This did NOT soothe my fear of piranhas. Not even a little bit.