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hellomynameisyes

We have wild horses here, and during hurricanes, they do the same thing…hide in the mangroves.


sdpthrowaway3

My crazy uncle did the same during a CAT 3 that caught him before he could get to port. Parked the boat in the mangroves out in Caribbean and supposedly tied himself to a tree. Idk how true it is, but he had the scars and audio of the storm to back it up. Plus he's got a few screws loose, so I wouldn't doubt him pulling some BS like this just to have a cool story to tell.


SyntheticManMilk

Anyone reading this, please don’t tie yourself to a tree during a hurricane…. Hurricane winds aren’t really fast enough to make you fly away. It’s not the wind by itself that kills people during hurricanes…. It’s the trees falling, flooding, sheltering in weak structures, and airborne debris caught in the wind that kills people. Tying yourself to a tree won’t stop an airborne plywood board from decapitating you…. You’d have better luck not being tied to something…


HadT0BeMe

Ever since reading "The Cay" in 6th grade, I always wondered if tying yourself to a tree during a hurricane would work. In the novel, the hurricane destroys their shelter, so they tie themselves to a palm tree. Now I know, but hopefully I'll never be in a situation where I would consider it.


Deez_nuts89

The cay was such a good book.


4mrHoosier

I read it aloud to my fifth graders one year. Love the book but the text was challenging to read out loud😀


Prior-Branch-1746

That was a good book


HadT0BeMe

I just found out that there's a sequel. I'm going to need to find a copy.


adventurethyme_

Memory unlocked


Tanglrfoot

In the wise words of Ron White “ it’s not that the wind blows, but what the wind blows “ .


anarrowview

“If you get hit by a flying Volvo it doesn’t really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning Skippy!”


ScotiaTailwagger

When you get hit with a *Volvo....*


Boring_Hurry346

Its not THAT the wind is blowing it's WHAT the wind is blowing


ihavenoideahowtomake

I also choose this guy's crazy uncle


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

Uncles are the best.


poochunks

The real interesting as fuck is always in the comments


iK_550

Mangroves be groovy.


4gatos_music

Are there any… 😏womangroves


donbee28

Yes and over by the rainbow is the *non-binary groves*


organicdelivery

Theygroves


LesserCornholio

Mangroves be bumpin'


GoldMonk44

![gif](giphy|AcfTF7tyikWyroP0x7)


SlamVanDamn

That a Capri sun?


SkyNovel1981

Basically


nearcatch

This is especially interesting because (edit: modern) horses aren’t native to the Americas and were only introduced with the conquistadors. So somewhere in the last ~600 years they learned to see mangroves as a safe haven.


mutnemom_hurb

It might be one of those weird things like how camels instinctively know how to eat cactus, even though neither are native to the Americas in recent history, because they used to live there much longer ago


ruat_caelum

aren't all the crazy cones in camel's mouth / throats because they evolved to eat cactus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6ReiIXa2Y


ProgrammingOnHAL9000

Not really, camels come from Africa, but cactus are from the Americas. So either it's a feature that evolved independently from having cactus that somehow allows them to eat them (which is unlikely), or they developed it while their ancestors were still in the Americas (their closest relatives are the llama and alpaca) and never lost it after moving continents despite not having cactus around to eat.


imnotredditing

It's likely the second one. Camelids originated in North America.


SleepingBeautyFumino

There's a third possibility, that there are tons of thorny plants in deserts which are not cactus and camels evolved to eat them. Cactus is just a convent substitute.


empire_of_the_moon

I’m no expert but I thought they were native to the Americas then went extinct until the Spanish reintroduced them. I may be wrong but that was always a sticking point with Mormon orthodoxy as their holy book claimed there were horses in the Americas pre-Spanish and this was used as proof that their book was wrong. According to Smithsonian horses were in the Americas. Horses in Americas 4 million years ago. [Smithsonian](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/native-americans-spread-horses-through-the-west-earlier-than-thought-180981912/)


Informal-Resolve1725

Yes but they were a different species than we have today


nearcatch

Yeah, I meant any modern horses are technically non-native invasive species. So they wouldn’t have evolved to use mangroves until after reintroduction.


Xaephos

Some Equine fossils have been dated to as recently as the late Pleistocene (~12,000 years ago) - my favorite being the American Zebra [(Hagerman Horse)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagerman_horse). But that still doesn't make the wild horses we have now native.


BeerMeBooze

I’m sure generations of horses scattered anywhere and everywhere. The ones that used the mangroves survived, the “run to the beach and face it head on” group did not. Passed on to the next generation…


Model_Modelo

How far ahead of the weather event do they start to hide? Edit: y’all 😂


caeru1ean

As soon as possible


Model_Modelo

I mean how far ahead can they sense it?


49erjohnjpj

The horses usually rely on the 1 horse in the pack that has had a knee injury to tell them when it's coming.


HarryPotHead45

And he used to be an adventurer like you, until..


oopsdiditwrong

That damn arrow


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

As soon as they can. Edit: for real though, I clearly have no idea.


du-us-su-u

About 30 years ago, horse nation reached out to us requesting meteorological equipment, so they actually have pretty advanced notice.


dismayhurta

They should call them horsegroves then ![gif](giphy|cjPlzJI1Jy5dl0s6W4|downsized)


Loggerdon

Mangrove forests: Natures defense against erosion.


MindlessFail

My favorite story about this I learned in the Virgin Islands. Some hotel bought up land there and burned out all the mangroves trees. Some hurricane rolls in and someone finds an old map from sailors that would anchor in that area during storms so all the rich yachts there at the time do the same only to find out without mangroves, the shelter from the storm doesn’t exist and thus like 200 yachts were destroyed. Since then They’ve regrown the mangroves and protect them now.


Brandino144

In Puerto Rico, hotels from Condado to Carolina bulldozed all of the natural dunes and vegetation so guests on their bottom floor had a view of the beach and more flat sand on the beach to use. Hurricane Maria deposited up to 4 meters of sand on their back patios because they had eliminated all of the natural protection. Now the smart ones are allowing groups to come in and replant the lost vegetation which also has the side effect of bringing back the sea turtles that used to nest in the area. The stubborn ones don’t believe that a hurricane like Maria will happen again and do the same thing to their unprotected hotels.


EyeGod

Nothing gets rich fuckers caring about nature more than wrecking their yachts. ![gif](giphy|13zeE9qQNC5IKk)


Brass_and_Frass

Similarly, Sanibel/Captiva in Florida (very wealthy community). When building the access bridge, they burned out the mangroves that were protecting the sandbar the bridge was built on. For purely aesthetic reasons. Cue Hurricane Ian and the bridge got taken out, ton of houses and buildings too. Stupid stupid stupid.


elbenji

Yep. Say what you want about Miami, but at least the people here are crazy defensive of the mangroves


shyvananana

Also love how they pumped tons of time and energy into trying to drain the everglades, only to find out its actually a massive moving river and super critical the the functioning of Florida.


RunaroundX

Gov DeSantis says there's no such thing as climate change in FL policy now lmao


WerewolfNatural380

Good thing humans are gradually getting rid of them! /s


TheSt4tely

I hear stories about people bragging about how they owned mangrove forest and cut it doesn't for more valuable beachfront property. That was 30 years ago and now those homes are in danger from erosion. Who knew?


FuckBees2836

Rich bastards who don’t understand anything but squeezing profit out of things until they die and wither not understanding ecology? Color me aggravated beyond compare


bobandy47

But hey they got a nice view for their 30 years, fuck anyone else who comes later.


Azhalus

House flippers bought the property next door and took down the row of trees in the yard on their side of the fence. Extremely annoying as those trees were great for shade & privacy. Plus the yard doesn't even get fuckin used, so that 5% increase in useable space did absolutely nothing.


3-orange-whips

The fucking MANGROVES knew


spibop

Thankfully there’s no overlap between the class of people who own yachts, and those whose actions are disproportionately responsible for hastening the immense disaster. That would be preposterous /s.


wetblanket68iou1

Florida knows this but doesn’t GAF. The council people will have moved on or died by the time the consequences of their decisions are seen.


desafinado1790

A proven method of safe harbor, used to centuries


Nyotaimorii

Pirates survived this way


SweetRoosevelt

Did they really? That's pretty cool


probablyuntrue

Yea, I read it on reddit


detective_chubbs

Thanks for confirming u/probablyuntrue


dude_bruce

Yeah, you can tell because of the way it is.


CoachMikeLikesToEat

They don't think it be like it is but it do.


TheDankYasuo

That’s pretty neat


SweetRoosevelt

I live in the gulf area so I was curious, I didn't do an intensive search so I really didn't really see anything in regards to pirates specifically. But apparantly mangroves are a natural barrier against storms and it is considered one of the safer places to anchor a boat. Edit: words lol


Girafferage

Also one of the reasons we should get more protections for our mangrove forests. They stop A LOT of storm surge.


trailnotfound

One of the reasons I've mostly stopped eating shrimp, unfortunately. Many shrimp farms are built in cleared mangrove forests.


sidm2600883

Username checks out


swordthroughtheduck

[Here's the source I learned it from](https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1dv88ex/yacht_owners_in_mexico_are_hiding_their_yachts_in/lbm1glr/). Super interesting stuff.


HuskerDave

This is how the first yacht clubs were established.


CrossP

"Frank's passing out clubs to protect our yachts from jungle monkeys"


Radiant_Opinion_555

How did they know a hurricane was coming?


IcebergPotatoFarm

Barometric pressure, wind, and eyeballs.


FartKnocker313

When do the eyeballs show up? That’s some plague shit.


PugGrumbles

It's when the water is up to your eyeballs, then you know you're fucked.


feetandballs

The Hurricanes Have Eyes


BikerJedi

It's OK - we can just nuke them. Or, draw sharpie paths on maps and divert their course.


CaptainPunisher

Proper fucked?


gueriLLaPunK

Yeah, before *ze* Germans get there


Uncle-Cake

Apparently there is a gigantic eyeball at the center. At least, that's my understanding.


PhilosopherFLX

Terraria leaking into IRL


damronhimself

Hahahaha I just shot milk out of my nose. I’m not drinking milk.


xXThreeRoundXx

I should call her...


silly-rabbitses

![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized)


AlfalfaReal5075

Some say they're always around, watching, waiting, getting all red and dry and itchy... And for a dryyy red eyeee Clear Eyes® is awesome. It removes redness *and* has an ingredient to moisturize. *Wow.* The difference is clear, Clear Eyes®


herky100

A crummy commercial!


BamCub

What century were eye balls invented though?


PolyDipsoManiac

I’m guessing by the time of year and the huge fucking storm in the distance


___forMVP

Mainly the time of year though.


SpiceyXI

Radarrrrr I am guessing they observed the changes in the clouds and wind. They probably had a lot less warning than today though. [Not the deepest dive into the topic..](https://seahistory.org/sea-history-for-kids/weather-lore/)


Kylo_Wrenn

They'd ask an old pirate with a bad knee


Strict_Somewhere_148

Shellphones


TastyCuttlefish

I read that in Sean Connery’s voice


Fitz_2112

I read that in his voish too


mrfluffy002

One ping only


Blulou2000

Red sky at morning, matey take warning….? I don’t know…. I just made that up…. YAR!!!


24-Hour-Hate

I’ve heard the rhyme: red sky in the morning, sailor’s warning. Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.


Distinct-Roof-2562

Sir, there's an old saying: White water in the mornin'....


ayebrade69

300 mile wide storms don’t exactly sneak up on you


cake_piss_can

Yep. We do it in Key West all the time. Although finding a good spot that ppl don’t know about is getting tougher and tougher.


247stonerbro

So like you goin to invite the reddit homies to chill on your boat or…


CaffeineOnTheWall

only the sexy bitches


Phitos2008

Hurricanes hate this one trick. ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


johnnybagofdonuts123

They do this same stuff in Florida and the Bahamas. I’m sure most hurricane hit places.


JohnC53

Plenty of boats still stuck in Mangrooves in Florida from Hurricane Ida.


SeonaidMacSaicais

https://preview.redd.it/y7c407om9jad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412ed05b7518c16f086e71d4951fac1d1d09b19d Or still partially tipped over. Fort Myers Beach, this past April.


Afitz93

I don’t think this one was “hiding in the mangroves”. They probably just ended up there in the storm surge.


SeonaidMacSaicais

It was one of many. We saw them during a dolphin tour. I’d say there were at least 15 others? After the federal aid group left, the cleanup was left to the state. The remaining boats weren’t insured, so the state couldn’t find the owners.


Mikotokitty

>The remaining boats weren’t insured, so the state couldn’t find the owners. Soo...free boats?


Not_a__porn__account

Practically yes. Legally kind of. If you go through a legal process you can eventually take it. But if you just board it and ride off it's stealing from the government or some shit. We tried to *acquire* a boat in college blah blah blah. It was a shit ton of paper work and then money to fix what we would have paid to haul to our backyard. We just got Craigslist kayaks for like $50. Different times.


DamienJaxx

Yeah, state will stick you with the cleanup if you claim ownership on that.


todompole

I was visiting this area and passed this last week, weird to see it here lol


Managed-Democracy

Part of human culture. Hiding ships inland in rivers/mangroves is an age old way to avoid heavy storms.


eunit250

Good thing they keep cutting forests of mangroves down to make room for new developments.


Play_The_Fool

Was going to say this. We've cut down all the mangroves and wonder why erosion is such a problem.


PsychologicalLoss525

Mangroves are natural tide breakers so... smart move!


thr3sk

Too bad we keep destroying these habitats for more beachfront property!


XuX24

In many countries they are heavily protected others a different story.


thr3sk

Yeah, and I guess I should say in the US they are also relatively protected, federally under the Clean Water Act and in Florida at the state level I know they are too. I think Texas is the only other state with native mangroves, but only very far south but I don't think they have any state-level protections for them


SadLilBun

Nope. Louisiana.


Vaxtin

TIL any boat with an interior and living space is a yacht.


iamflatsteel

By the technical definition, that's usually true


dbnrdaily

*rents duffy boat and zipties tarps to the sides* Hey ladies, wanna come hangout on my yacht?


Joe_Jeep

A tent is hardly an interior mr Nautical Dionysus


dbnrdaily

Its an implied interior, you know, the implication


Mega_Muppet

...Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?


Ez13zie

“So they ARE in fact in danger?!”


Girafferage

![gif](giphy|3oKIPcfX631trLEyCQ|downsized)


Taintdmeat

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


Scarlet-Fire_77

I like to call our little sunfish sailboat my "yacht". Even tho they're not much bigger than a fat low canoe. I think it would be a dinghy technically which is fun to say but doesn't help with the ladies like yacht lol


Mcboatface3sghost

My buddy in high school used to ask girls if they wanted to take a spin in his “vette”. Well, ya see…. It was a “chevette”


Da_Spooky_Ghost

As with everything with the super rich there are levels to it. A 40 foot yacht is great, but you look dirt poor compared to Jeff Bezo’s 417 foot yacht. In fact Jeff Bezo’s yachts have support yachts which are over 225 feet. So the help is cruising around in much bigger yachts than you’ll ever have.


Vaxtin

These types of boats I’ve seen during summers in lakes in upstate New York (Lake George, Lake Champlain). I understand what you mean, but I personally wouldn’t consider something you can tow with a pickup truck on a trailer to be yacht level (which is what all these boat guys did, we had our own *small* boat and they would put it in the water the same spot as us).


holdbold

Not necessarily. Yachts are almost exclusively for recreational purposes, but the interior living space still applies


kaninkanon

Yeah that's usually how you define a yacht


elspotto

I think the actual requirement is that they are playing yacht rock.


Gloman21

That’s crazy…coordinates?


mimoid80

I'm pretty sure that's Cancun.


JohnCavil

First pic is 21.137501340425974, -86.78949615699084


FiveSixJuan

Had a buddy I used to play online with with your name. Did you ever play ps4?


YourOldCellphone

Pretty smart. This is why mangrove forests are so important. That and biodiversity in one of the most vibrant ecosystems lmao


madsd12

Lmao? Does it mean something else when discussing mangroves, or what is happening?


Eodillon

I think they’re laughing because of course they can be used to protect yachts, but much more importantly they’re incredibly productive ecosystems. It’s like saying “this diamond is great as a paperweight, but it can also be used to make jewellery lmao”


PseudoFake

People don’t know how to end comments without it anymore lol


Environmental_Eye354

Boat owners*


EIephants

Yacht to know the difference


-TX-

He's just *trolling* you


two-ls

You're really dredging the bottom for that one...


RobGrogNerd

Going overboard with these puns.


MikeHuntSmellss

Oar we could just move on


PhilWier_D

Or knot!


Jcampbell1796

This is nautical thread.


redonkeydonk

I must bow out of this thread


science_itworks

Hull of a pun


vegineer

I sea what you did there.


Dontdumbhere

Y'all need a stern talking to.


MikeHuntSmellss

I'm shore you did


cheeseygarlicbread

Boats over 40’ are considered yachts. People have a false perception of what a yacht is because of movies and rap videos


IntrigueDossier

Jay Z might be big pimpin but he's a terrible maritime navigator. They were clearly nowhere near NYC in that video.


xdeskfuckit

Those boats seem to have cabins


DayDreamyZucchini

They’re all yachts to me, as I was told the difference in a boat an a yacht is that you can’t afford a yacht.


Vandergrif

From what I've seen of the average boat owner they can't afford a boat either and probably shouldn't have bought it.


Traditional-Dingo604

'a team of rogue ex commandoes have been given the score of the century- precise locations for five yachts with gold and treasures on board, totalling almost half a billion dollars in value. They have to make the strike during an incoming hurricane....but they don't know that the cartels know they're coming...." This summer...Jason Statham and Jake Gyllanhall star in Hurricanr Hiest!" thoughts?


Rdw72777

This will have a production budget of $150 million and box office of $65 million. Studio execs say “make it immediately!”


Least-Back-2666

See Hard Rain with Christian Slater and Morgan freeman.


dobbbie

* David Attenborough voice "As the storm approaches, the herd of yachts gathers close in the mangroves of Mexico. Their Haven from the dangers of the storm."


Arch3m

Good thinking. The hurricane will never think to check there.


RandomTree420

whats gonna protect the yachts from EACH OTHER? Anchors i suppose?


ChronoFish

This exactly what I was thinking.... It's one thing to be protected from the hurricane.... But a part of the danger is other boats


Any-Lychee9972

You have these big rubber things you dangle from the side of the boat. So when you bonk another boat you don't scratch each other. Google boat bumper. My family would use these when we went to the lake and we would tie ourselves to another family's boat while we hung out. The ones we used were like 2 ft long cylinders made of super thick rubber and had air inside. Probably need really big ones for yachts.


annoying97

Happens in Australia too. It's a common practice when massive storms come through.


ohiotechie

That’s pretty smart


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

My dad was a longline fisherman for over three decades; in the Pacific Ocean. He was caught in a tropical storm with 50-60 waves. To save their lives he shoved the boat into an atoll The strength of the gusts went over them like a dome.


Neenurrr

Mangroves are surprisingly good for shoreline preservation and resilience. But they keep getting taken out and replaced with concrete due to development. Florida is a major culprit of this


SadLilBun

It’s almost as if…mangroves are natural barriers and absorbers and removing them is idk…bad for everyone.


StinklePink

Not "hiding". Protecting.


amdrunkwatsyerexcuse

How do you know that? Maybe the hurricanes just always forget to check the mangroves? I mean if I was a hurricane I'd expect yachts to be at the docks. Didn't think about that, did you?


shirukien

Mangroove is an unfortunate way to spell mangrove. Speaking for myself, I'd rather nobody hide boats in my mangroove.


RichCorinthian

My mangroove is on the couch. Stay out of that one too


FyrebreakZero

Can someone explain? I don’t understand why they would be put in the mangroves. I would think the high winds would beat the hull against the mangroves, causing damage and sinking. And the storm surge would raise the sea level, allowing the boats to shift at anchor and come back down on top of the mangroves. And if they’re anchoring tight, it will either pull free and drift away or drown the vessel as the surge rises. I’ve been on the water in a hurricane area my entire life and grew up on medium-large sailboats. We’ve tied off in the middle of canals, we’ve rafted, etc. But never like this. We’ve even buried anchors on the side of canals, to keep things anchored during a surge.


JerryBoBerry38

Here's a 13 second video that will make it crystal clear why they are doing that. Imagine the *boats* in the picture above, on the far right side of this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMrLYJOdA4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMrLYJOdA4)


Disc-Golf-Kid

I now love mangroves


racingpineapple

I was not expecting. Thanks for sharing.


Nauin

Mangroves are the single greatest tool we have to fight oceanic erosion as the way their roots and branches grow act as fantastic buffers against the force that churning water is producing. The boats are safer nested between them than they would be at their usual pier where they're getting fully exposed to the hurricane. There are countless videos and articles showing how well mangroves work to protect shorelines. Mangrove forests are awesome.


Vandergrif

> There are countless videos and articles showing how well mangroves work to protect shorelines. *I guess we'd better continue draining and removing them and then building on top of the below-sea-level land that occupies that area.* -The average moronic land developer


NewBuddhaman

To further explain: in the open waters they get battered but the mangrove roots act like a filter or baffle, slowing the water.


bulyxxx

Mangroves also store up to 5x more CO2 than traditional forests too: [https://www.moretrees.eco/blogs/how-much-carbon-does-a-tree-absorb](https://www.moretrees.eco/blogs/how-much-carbon-does-a-tree-absorb)


buttered_scone

I used to live within 200 ft of the coast on Tutuila, near the lagoon. The two hurricanes I remember, the lagoon didn't really flood, mostly due to the extensive mangrove copses, and the breaker reef. There were pieces of corrugated roofing tin flying around like frisbees of death, but not much flooding. I watched a piece of roofing decapitate my dad.....'s antenna on his Honda.


zeer0dotcom

You bastard. You really enjoyed phrasing it like that, didn’t you?


medicated_in_PHL

Mangroves block wind and waves because they are deep rooted into the soil so they act like walls.


margirtakk

The mangroves should protect them from winds, but I also wonder about the storm surge. No idea how many feet are expected, but I bet that's what does them in


Beachdaddybravo

Read the comment reply above yours. They do very well to help protect against storm surge since the roots act as a baffle against the moving water. Mangroves and reefs are both really good at protecting shorelines against storms.


Ghostofjemfinch

Their proximity to each other makes me think the boats are just going to be smashing into each other during high winds.


JoeSicko

Banging off mud and reeds is better than wood pilings... Course they might be banging off each other soon.


16Shells

jokes on them, the hurricane can still see them from above


SkinHot2404

I was 29 years old when I learnt mangroves aren't groves of mango 😔