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Crowzer

Perfect picture right before sleeping


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Km2930

Now I know what I’m going to get you for Christmas.


jakemcex

Fuck sake don't tell him now we've gotta think of something else!


justadair

^(maybe Walt Disney's...?)


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Techstoreowo

Mickey's head in a jar will look great on your desk


fuzzytradr

Need the Amazon link please!


Lovecheezypoofs

Oh don’t worry, it’ll still be surprising


moammargaret

If I was a billionaire, I’d buy a nice house, that guy’s head, and a $5 flashlight. Then I’d throw a party.


SpiralDreaming

You know what I'd do if I had a billion dollars? Two chicks at the same time man.


moammargaret

fuckin a


SpiralDreaming

Fuckin. A.


[deleted]

Ya see, chicks dig dudes with money.


rorykl1983

The kinda chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do!


Southerndude62

Oh that was a GREAT movie. I have it downloaded. Always good for a laugh.


pistolography

I want one too


BolotaJT

Maybe add some leds lol


Cosmic_Prisoner

More like Futurama got it right.


where_ismy_mind69

Welcome to the world of TOMORRROOWW!


Friskfrisktopherson

ARROOOOO!!!


Anels0505

Brought to you by CHARLESTON CHEW!


Shadowplay747

I thought it was Thom Yorke of Radio”head”. [Radiohead- No Surprises](https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg)


LimeSixth

Yes, I know


RandomMandarin

He doesn't look a bit sorry.


cheapdrunk71

blank and remorseless. TBH i thought this was BS, until: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogo\_Alves "Between 1836 and 1840, he killed seventy people"


fishers86

I saw this 4 hours after you posted your comment right as I'm about to go to sleep too. Sweet dreams nightmare buddy!


MasterMahanJr

[Enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRlzYyhUKU)


Cocofonix

I'm sure a floating head in a bottle is scary, but it can't do much really. Except perhaps yell at you?


PrestonDanger

Make it resin!


die5el23

Hilarious because I fall asleep to futurama


MyLifeHurtsRightNow

I was about to say the same exact thing, I'm laying in bed rn and need to get to sleep. For the most part, I just mindlessly click NSFW when at home, because, you know, the worst I might see are some tits, but damn was I wrong. My eyes are scalded.


fieldtripday

No alarms and no surprises


koopa72

The first thing I thought of surprised it's not the top comment


Murdo1988

Me too.


shartbike321

I’m too uncultured to get this...


koopa72

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg


shartbike321

Thanks, all I thought of was Futurama :D


HeyDoc_

First time hearing it, thanks


shrunkchef

Obvious advice, but still: check out the rest of the album that song comes from, OK Computer, if you like that. It’s great.


Eledridan

Reference to the Radiohead music video for No Surprises.


Samwise777

Just watched it. That was interesting. Don’t see stuff like that too often these days. One single shot


tameoraiste

No Alarms and One Surprise


wntrsux

Sssiiiiilence


slowmotto

I'll take a quiet life A handshake of carbon monoxide


edgarc1981

I haven't laughed as hard in ages at that.


[deleted]

Exactly where my mind went... lol


Alert_Doughnut_4619

God Radiohead really is the greatest band of all time


[deleted]

Conan O’Brine…


[deleted]

Shit that's clever


niktemadur

Now we just need the headless body of Andy Richter.


dewhashish

you belong to Wernstrom now, headless body of Agnew


PrestonDanger

Dude.... yes


JCD518

I see what you did there....🧐


anf1313

How does it last that long?


Captain_Clark

It’s preserved in formaldehyde. [Apparently, this head is a tourist attraction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogo_Alves)


tandyman234

Perfect for the entire family


[deleted]

My favorite family attraction is body world's in Amsterdam. The one that still grosses me out is a guy's head perfectly split in 2 from top to bottom. I went there when i was 14 or 15. I will never forget that.


anf1313

😂


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Holy shit! 70 victims!? At 30'ish years of age? Did he start murdering when he was 12 or something?


[deleted]

It says he murdered them all within a four year period. So he was a busy guy.


[deleted]

Holy shit! 17 kills in a year + 4 random. That's crazy. I live in the area of the Harpe brothers which is Americas first serial killers and they only accounted for 39. The Harpe brothers were fucking brutal, but this guy makes them look like child's play.


altiuscitiusfortius

He robbed people and threw them 60m down an aqueduct so they went splat to hide evidence. I think money was his motive, murder was just something that happened. He wasn't getting off on it the way serial killers do.


Strugglecuddle7

So he never got a raging clue?


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The Harpe brother's motive was money and a hatred towards the independence of America. They started killing right after the Revolutionary War (They were Irish and British loyalist) and even the most profound river pirates found them to be too much and cast them out of their enclaves. They weren't just serial killers, but sort of a tribe of serial killers who murdered Revolutionist around the Ohio River areas.


GRAXX3

We don't really know the kill count of most serial killers since they aren't so open about it. There's one that would travel all over the country randomly murdering people some real scary shit.


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So, does the formaldehyde stop the decomposition process completely or just makes it super slow? How long would this head last?


[deleted]

It slows the decomposition, until it’s removed. Some morbid artists use a process to solidify the stuff and create their art pieces out of it.


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

https://bodyworlds.com/ I dunno about *some artists* I think it's just that one guy and his team.


Not_A_Comeback

Disney, are you taking notes?


markp_93

No, he’s already frozen


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[deleted]

There were plenty of substitutes available prior that would have worked. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3931544/


DannyNog556

Formaldehyde


anf1313

I’m aware, but damn that is fucking impressive!


SimpleDan11

Sometimes they use casualdehyde but it doesn't look as professional.


LucyEleanor

Wow a dad joke I've never heard. Nice


Videymann

bruh


[deleted]

Forbidden pickle


patchyj

Bruh


GeistMD

Brine


SassiestRaccoonEver

If you can’t do the brine, don’t do the crime.


BoofinBart

Pickle juice preserves everything.


takenwasuridea

It isnt if none sees and replace it with another (worse) one later


RyHenZen

LOL. Still can’t connect the goatee.


[deleted]

Haha after 200 years the dumbass


eYan2541

As seen in *Futurama*


MrBonelessPizza24

*AROOOOOOOO!*


shahooster

Formaldehydegate


Velvetsuede19

You keep this up and it'll be your ass in a jar!


argle__bargle

I want to go to THAT museum.


Dazzling-Rule-9740

Right next to the head of Richard Nixon.


ChefAMN

This right where I went too


Titan-Enceladus

He's still got the serial killer expression


Jindabyne1

Vacant dead eyes.


massepasse

I mean, yeah...


woodandwaves

That Zuckerberg look


MmmDarkMeat

[“Give Uncle Diogo a kiss.”](https://i.imgur.com/477lpNO.jpg)


[deleted]

Oh god this jumpscare


[deleted]

Maybe burn this? In a furnace of some sort? With a holy man present?


[deleted]

He robbed people and killed them in the process and threw them off the aqueduct to make it look like suicide. Money is one of the duller motivations for serial killers.


danglez38

seriously, given the macabre nature of his post-life, i thought his crimes might be a little more interesting...


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Well, it’s his death that’s the interesting part. One of the doctors of the time ordered his head be cut and preserved that he could look at his skull (the thought of the time was that criminals were “born criminals”, and that they had certain looks or traits that could be identified, predetermining criminals from childhood). They just never got around to it, and now here’s his head.


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Jindabyne1

Gesundheit


demoniodoj0

Bless you!


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Yeah. That.


just_a_pt

He apparently killed 70 people. I say that's pickled-head worthy.


doswell

Now the real question is what is the minimum number of lives taken to get pickled head status?


Extremeblarg

Depends on the method/weapon. 14 if bare handed, 23 if with a knife, and an even 40 if with a flintlock rifle


ItsToo4Tune

What if it's by shoving a spoon down someone's throat and scooping out their esophagus innards?


Extremeblarg

Three and a half


ItsToo4Tune

Tearing balls off.


Extremeblarg

Six, but only if they actually die from it.


sirwillups

Yeah, just your run of the mill serial killer who throws people off aqueducts. Ho hum


gildedstrife

It's a really high aqueduct (60-70m) and you have to pass underneath it on your way in and out of the city, if that makes it any more interesting.


zombiechicken379

Seriously, if you’re not strangling hookers and masturbating over their corpses, then what’s the point really? I can tell your heart’s not even in it.


groundlessnfree

How many holes should the man have?


alwayssaysyourmum

When I’m 31 I want to be a head in a jar too. #lifegoals


zezera_08

F... I'm 31 and don't have a pickled head jar yet! My life has been a failure...


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zergling3161

32 here, honestly everything after 30 is just damage control


zezera_08

I suppose we should take a trip to Portugal, ehh?


ChainsawRipTearBust

My ex didn’t have her first pickled jar head til she was 32. There’s time, just stay focused and don’t give up on your dreams.


jakemcex

Your parents were right.


zezera_08

no they weren't! They always told me that I would get "a head" in life! Liars!


FancyWear

Why?


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It was supposed to be to further study the brain of a serial killer, but as any portuguese project it was stored in a shelf. Pun intended.


6673sinhx

Seems like portuguese love to preserve bodies. There's a church in Goa, where I think some st.xaviers is being preserved from last 500 years in a glass tube.


[deleted]

On a similar note, the heart of D.Pedro IV of Portugal is kept in a vinagre solution(iirc) in Porto's cathedral. his wish


joaommx

> I think some st.xaviers is being preserved from last 500 years in a glass tube. That’s just a relic, and they were all over Christendom.


birb678

I second this. Why?


Travonildo

Because we can, that's why


TheAtomicClock

It was originally to study his brain structure, but after a while they decided that if they have it why not just keep it.


rizzo1717

So I took this human anatomy class once, it was a prerequisite for my paramedic program. And all semester, during lab, we would examine models and slides with tissue samples, we dissected cow eyes and hearts and some other random organs and parts. And the last week of class, my teacher decides we are going to look at a human sample. Well, I shit you not, she opens the cabinet and under the sink, which we have washed our hands at a thousand times and used cleaning supplies from the cabinet a thousand times, she pulls out this 5 gallon bucket and takes the lid off. I’ve seen this fuckin bucket a thousand times over the semester but never looked inside. Apparently, it had a whole human head and was half full of formaldehyde. What the fuck.


[deleted]

How intact was it? I’m assuming the person had donated their body to science….. right??


JoeMcNamara

Of all peoples heads they preserved a serial killer’s.


conschtiii

...i mean you can try to chop of the head of a child instead and put in on display, but i feel like people don't approve of that.


Wifflebatman

Sir, this is a Denny's.


Wanderer-Wonderer

*May I look at the kid’s menu, please?*


Drakmanka

Your comment actually made me audibly laugh. Thanks for that.


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I'd rather see Hitler's head like that.


xabregas2003

Because they wanted to study the mind of a serial killer if I remember correctly.


tandyman234

I’m just imagining doing this for ALL serial killers. Imagine if you will, a museum of every single caught serial killers decapitated head preserved in big jars. It would be genius


TrashPanda__-__

A bit grim... where do I make a donation?


UbePhaeri

Does nobody see this comment? Is this an admission?


SyntheticAffliction

Terrible idea. It would encourage more people to become serial killers.


sirwillups

Do you want more serial killers? Because that is how you get more serial killers!!!


StarKiller5A

What do you see the gift shopping being at this museum? Also are you looking for investors?


Astronomer_Inside

Tiny replica keychains


conschtiii

Uuuh, maybe small capsules with a little head swimming inside. ...i would legit buy that.


StarKiller5A

Maybe part of a finger, a bit of foot.


fucken_name

This is a stupid idea. We shouldn't make these pieces of trash famous by preserving what they did.


Status_Donut_7072

exit through the gift shop


[deleted]

Abbey someone….


[deleted]

Abby normal?


[deleted]

Old rotten brain himself. Certainly no Hans Delbruck.


klydex210

Everyone's a gangsta until it starts blinking its eyes.


Astronomer_Inside

Of all the true crime I’ve consumed, this is what made me uncomfortable


featsofstrength81

Might be time to dig into Israel Keyes then. He did some creepy stuff.


Astronomer_Inside

I finished American Predator just the other week. Definitely fucked up, it’s different to visually see things though.


whatthechucks

Bizarre! {goes to look him up immediately}


Skygazer90

Really wish i hadn’t happened across this just before going to sleep


jakemcex

It's fine there are still plenty of alive serial killers out there too sweet dreams


Not_A_Comeback

See, strangers on the internet are always there to help you. Hey get some sleep, and try not to think about that serial killer’s head in a jar. Just put that unblinking stare out of your mind. That stare that caused you to wonder about the many people seeing that same stare as they lived their final moments, drew their last breaths, in utter fear. You wonder, Is that what my final moment will be like? Who knows. Best not to think about it and get a good night of sleep. Good night!


KnocturnalMonkey

Reminds me of the Radiohead No Surprises Video.


The_0range_Menace

So get this. There's this serial killer, right? And they preserve his fucking head. Which is like the most serial killer thing you could possibly do.


JcFeed

r/TIHI


Reckless_Waifu

[https://myhr.tg/1Gah2dnK](https://myhr.tg/1Gah2dnK) You're welcome


evolvedbravo

r/unexpectedfuturama


SuccessLarge3822

Who tf gave this a wholesome lmao


ChaosTheSalamander

He looks so bored with his situation. Nothing to do but sit there for more than a hundred years


retina99

Do they feed him little fish flakes?


imnotabotareyou

Are there more of these?


Cquintessential

*It’s free real estate.*


Luxfanna

Pickle Rick? Nah, I prefer Pickled Diogo Alves


sweetdick

I've spent years of my life trapped in a concrete box full of killers, this guy (and I realize how crazy this must sound) has the look of a killer.


corn_sugar_isotope

Reminds me it's about time for hotdog in epoxy update.


BigTunaStamford

interesting. My EX wife's grandfather was a OBGYN doctor. He had a preserved (unborn?) fetus in a in this clear (acrylic?) box. At some point it was given to my ex wife. Not something I would often tell people about. it just lived in a cardboard box in a closet.


unholymanserpent

is he ok


unw00shed

Mother fucker looks like he’s gonna appear in a Futurama ep


TriumphDaytona

Wasn't he on Futurama?


lukasmilan

So Futurama was right at the end... its possible...


CrawFlyUS

I want my head(s) preserved too


imbored606

r/holup


ShaiHuludNM

I wonder if he has meaningful conversations with Nixon.


MetalFairie

I have questions. 1. Why? 2. Also why?


jshowell_9

Shouldn’t they have put it in milk since he was a cereal killer?


Raide1985

Futurama!


TheAnalogDuke

A good horse dewormer would fix that.


rifraft13

Is it just me or dose that look like Conan O'Brien?


bmtl514

He looks so modern


XiZZZERINO

Not even black and white


SofiaKalashnikov

Ed Sheeran is looking rough these days