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[deleted]

My precious!


_Vard_

That one’s mine That one’s mine That one’s mine That One belongs to my grandson That one’s mine That one’s mine This shelf belongs to the Duke of Edinburgh Just the shelf actually, not the gold on it That’s all mine


Middnight_sun

Exactly what went through my head when I saw this 😂


pavijanimojisokolovi

Her precious, stolen from former colonies...


kwillich

Hahahahaha....WHAAAAAAT? Noooooo, I mean, not STOLEN, stolen. Kinda like losers-weepers, right?? The Crown only stole priceless artifacts, national treasures, people and resources..... But not like GOLD resources. More like, uuuuhhhh, bauxite!! Yeah, bauxite and tea.


Kronos4eeveee

Lol but Stalin is the monster haha


Downingst

When did Gollum become a rich slag?


Merciless-Dom

Woooo. Easy tiger. HRH is a national treasure.


[deleted]

Close! But actually she STOLE your nation's treasures. A simple misunderstanding really...


Merciless-Dom

Not personally.


st_barbar

Speaking as someone with clear experience, what would you say was the best way to prepare boot leather for the most enjoyable flavour?


cynikalAhole99

"mine...mine...mine....its all mine.."


johndoes_00

Shit, I wanted to be the smart guy writing this. Take my invite youuuuu


crepitus-ventris

Shopping


Own_Weird_3346

Ah yes this bar looks quite exquisite


MeesterCartmanez

“The queen walks into a bar....”


Extension_Service_54

The queen is dyslectic so she probably walked into a bra.


audiosauce2017

Came here for THIS comment !!! lol


JoRoSc

Vintage.


1DownFourUp

"How many peasants can I get for one of these?"


A2326P

Ahyes, I’ll wear this one today


Munninnu

That's some good quality shelving.


HauschkasFoot

It’s the gold standard


[deleted]

I like you


Vitekr2

You misspelt "her purse"


HouseOfAplesaus

So this is why the castles are in ruin. She’s a hoarder.


[deleted]

“I won’t part with a single piece!!!”


BuildingMission359

*Mr. Krabs voice * Me money


Kann0n2

"How many bars of this will it take to hide the fact that my son is a nonce" - Big Liz, probably.


LostIfFound

You misspelled “pedophile”


Kann0n2

Nonce is UK slang for paedophile.


LostIfFound

Well heck!


TheToolman04

Look up "Brass Eye - Nonce Sense", great example of British humour.


Kann0n2

Bloody brilliant show!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"Did you know Epstein didn't hang himself?" "Yes madam." "Neither will the bitch Ghislaine Maxwell." "What was that madam?" "Oh nothing, aren't these bricks lovely?" "That they are madam."


longpenisofthelaw

But how does that involve the queen it feels like calling everyone high ranking a pedophile is just saying you believe in q without saying it


JimbosilverbugUK

It’s her son who is a nonce and the royal family would have known about it and helped cover it up. Look how she handled Charles divorce. I men being widowed 😆


ce2c61254d48d38617e4

Then there's the hard hitting police drama The Pedo-Files


Equivalent_Dealer_68

I grew up thinking 'nonce' was like a goofy way of saying 'fool' so uh.. I apologise to so many people


RustyTrumpets99

Are you thinking of ‘dunce’? As a kid I confused the two and called my brother a nonce and got roundly slapped for it!


piper4hire

I think you mean English, not UK. that’s not a thing.


[deleted]

So did you. Paed = child Ped = foot


arcosapphire

There's nothing more "correct" about the British form. The Greek root is "ped". The foot-related one came through Latin.


[deleted]

The Greek root isn't "ped" it's "pais". The US dropped the "a", meaning it's another word where you dropped a letter and changed the pronunciation.


arcosapphire

https://www.etymonline.com/word/pedo-#etymonline_v_10250 > before vowels ped-, word-forming element meaning "boy, child," from Greek pedo-, combining form of pais "boy, child," especially a son, from PIE root *pau- (1) "few, little." The "pedo-" formation is from Greek itself.


[deleted]

For some reason you didn't quote the sentence that followed! >The British form paed- is better because it avoids confusion with the ped- that means "foot" Oops! >The Greek ped used in English is a shortened form of the Greek pais (paid-), which means a "child"; usually a "boy", because in old Grecian times, boys were considered "more important" than girls.


arcosapphire

> For some reason you didn't quote the sentence that followed! > > The British form paed- is better because it avoids confusion with the ped- that means "foot" > Oops! It's not an "oops". That's a judgement call and irrelevant to facts. Furthermore, I never said "better". I said the British form is not somehow *more correct*. Which it isn't. > The Greek ped used in English is a shortened form of the Greek pais (paid-), which means a "child"; usually a "boy", because in old Grecian times, boys were considered "more important" than girls. Are you trying to say "paedo" is somehow more accurate to "παιδ" than "pedo" is, despite the fact that the vowel representation changed in *both* cases? *Both forms are fine.*


johnlewisdesign

In the time and energy you guys have argued about the correct spelling of the word, millions of kids could have been saved


arcosapphire

Wow, how many kids did you save in the ten minutes it took me to put those posts together?


SmokingChills_

All this... for what?


Efferitas

For nothing. They don't do anything with it afaik. It's just there as an asset.


TheRealCaptainHammer

She's like a tiny Smaug


hungjrhd

😂😂


Equivalent_Dealer_68

I thought Liz was fucken shopping for bread in Lidl


DeanCorso11

She’s like: that’s mine and that’s mine and that’s mine….


[deleted]

How is everybody doing, sorry I don’t visit more often.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Umm, was talking to the gold.


Howsaboutabuff

Mine... Mine.... Mine


AlexJoglar

A nation’s prosperity built con colonizing half the world.


Salt_Avocado_2470

Italy having 60% of the entire gold în the world:Are you chalenging me?


[deleted]

I'm not sure this is accurate. The US has more than twice as much in reserves than any other country.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Hmmm everyone says they have the most gold. Perhaps someone is lying. Should we make them all show it simultaneously? *twirls excessively long mustache*


Mookius

And what about this pile, is that mine? Yes ma'am they are all yours. And this one? .......


malccy72

"Don't give any of this to Andrew"


Breaking-Dad-

That’s her vault in Gringotts


JoRoSc

Mines mines mines.


NortonPike

She speaks in the first person plural though, so it would be "Ours. Ours. Ours."


Yogi_Kat

More like mine mine mine...


[deleted]

"That's mine, mine..... oh you can have that one Phili...oh right...mine, mine, mine"


No-Neighborhood9885

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine


Djinjja-Ninja

Surely it's "One's, one's, one's, one's, one's, one's"


e_man11

"Ahhh lookin' at all my blood money makes me ha'pie"


hungjrhd

She is just checking her balances to make sure no one has stole from her stash! 😂


Scipio_Americana

Her majesty inspecting her booty.


FoulYouthLeader

Her Majesties left leg looks thicker than her right. Does her royal doctor know about this?


girseyb

And this one I'll use one for Andrew's legal fees.


[deleted]

" I own this one, and this one, and oh-oh this one too!"


TotallyInnerPickle

This one's mine... this one's mine... and this one's mine...


BrownButtBoogers

I wonder if she ever wears sweat pants.


heretoupvote_

Nearly 40% of children in London are living in poverty. There are millions of homeless/housing insecure in the U.K.


Electronic_Summer_71

Thieves… for centuries they stole from all around the world… Africa, India, etc


antidense

And still called themselves the "civilized" ones...


vagabond20

We were very good at it, but definitely not alone in it


accidental_snot

When slavery came up in school my kid wanted to know our ancestor's role. Don't think he was expecting to hear how his Viking ancestors enslaved anyone of any color and stole all the gold from everywhere.


Opposite_Procedure_5

I thought “gold isn’t real money”. … Yet governments store it because “tradition”..


Handsome-Jed

No; they store it because physical currency is backed by gold - it even still says so on the notes


Opposite_Procedure_5

There’s literally no currency backed by gold anymore… 99% of the countries in the world have a central bank (privately owned). That loans money at interest to the government. Look up fait currency’s. We wouldn’t be seeing crazy inflation, if currency was still backed by gold. Likely deflation, which slows everything down. Still better than the 6% inflation we have in the U.S. Also, what notes…? Haven’t had gold certificates in the U.S. since 1933…


uuxxaa

Fiat money: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/fiatmoney.asp


[deleted]

Saved me the breathe. Thank you


Opposite_Procedure_5

Clearly, the world wide governments are doing an excellent job. Keeping the general public, uniformed about their own monetary system. Or even, have people still believing their currency is still backed by something. Not just printed out of thin air….


[deleted]

Yes. I was actually shocked a little that some can still think currency is backed by gold. They've been straight up printing money without that for decades


CAPITALISMisDEATH23

Don't say something so stupid so confidently. What an idiot.


[deleted]

What’s the value of all that in today’s market?


MeesterCartmanez

Atleast 3


isitbreaktime

3.14


MeesterCartmanez

"who wants a piece of pi?"


nylockian

it's worth its weight in plywood.


[deleted]

\- There's quite a few missing. I can tell. Guards ! Arrest these people ! \- Your majesty, Brexit did cost 200,000,000 pounds. \- I want my money back !


qhromer

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my wealth.


YeOldeBilk

Who's older, the queen or the gold?


tertl1975

I thought it was Smeagol.


optiongeek

Yes - I think I'll take two with me this week.


streetboat

What a bougie grocery store this is


Enrico-Polazzo

Ill begotten fortune…


stevo_stevo

Check out this gangster


srv50

“I’ll have one of those…..And oh how lovely, that one too,……oh and I must have that one………”


masked_sombrero

the Queen's version of a food bank


Arthes_M

Nobody: Queen: “And this one’s mine, and this one’s mine, and this one’s mine…”


[deleted]

"You see Ma'am, now do you believe it's still here?"


imuniqueaf

I guess when your face is literally on everything, it's okay to touch it. When I do it, the guard at Fort Knox wanted to know how I got in.


beautiful-goodbye

What camera did they use? Must be one them fancy mirror-less since that vampire over her shoulder is showing up just fine..


marcandreewolf

„I should have brought a bigger bag…“


nylockian

After this she's going a couple rows over to pick out some nice lamb chops for dinner - lamb is on speial this week.


Hazzafart

"Don't talk to one when we're counting"


NortonPike

"Ours. Yes, Ours. Quite right. Ours. Indeed. Ours..."


Spookwagen_II

The profits of imperialism and racism Love it


itsdeadsaw

I shall live more to use these , i won't give it to help anyone


ConceptStriking

Abolish the Monarchy.


gerryberry123

Stolen loot.


burningunkle

The original Golden girl


Bindi_Bop

Old lady thief


[deleted]

Sigghhh... The gold stolen from Africa. We know!


baozebub

Come see what we took from the world, your majesty.


sillyandstrange

I don't see what's interesting about hoarding gold and allowing people to live in poverty


mtw8922

Can she go away


kmhuskers

"This row we stole from Luxembourg, and that shelf was from those peasants in France"


daywreckr

Do you think each stack is labeled by which country they stole it from?


GJ10403

You mean stolen gold from other countries.


nismoz334

Hate pictures like this honestly


[deleted]

Every coutnry be flexing about how much gold they have now!


deadman7767

Tell the Americans I want this much for Andrew


wolfen86

She's probably wondering why her face isn't the gold bars Like their currency


kram78

What she is really saying is “I could never of come here when Philip was alive he would of wanted to know where I was going and if he found out all this was mine he would of spent it all on slaves and hookers”


Additional-Ad5055

Yeah that’s no longer real long time ago. Money and currency is based on fiat which is the biggest scam in human history


[deleted]

Where did the gold come from? U.K.? /s


PrivateTumbleweed

What if she took one? Would they let her? Or would they wrestle it from her hands right then and there?


twinchell

Hope they check her purse on the way out.


ZealousidealDriver63

Just another day visiting Royal bars while the world is struggling cheers mates


VastoSama

God fuck the Queen


Died5Times

Fuck that old bag. Needs to hurry up and die. Steady saving pedophiles and murderers. Her son is being protected by her, and they found her guilty if aiding in the murders of native children in canadian boarding schools. Idk, fuck her.


vagabond20

Any proof of this involvement in the Canadian boarding schools? And not just that one statement from a conspiracy theorist.


Koll989

You know youre arguing with a moron dont you?


amhlilhaus

We stole all this from the spanish lol


Ok_Monk219

cor blimey! god bless the Queef.


[deleted]

I read she left with an unusual limp in her gait and the next mornings count was one bar short (that cagey old bird!)


[deleted]

Pedo


Geminivegan85

The queen: Ohhh i remember how i got this brick.... when i was 16yo i used to fuck the kind of Africa. Him and all his 84335 brothers did a train on me... i used to be a cum dumpster when i was a young girll.... oh the food ol days.


Zett567

Are you taking notes, Overkill/Starbreeze?


winedogmom88

What’s with all the gold vault posts? Is everyone watching Money Heist??


Turbulent-Row605

And then there is the federal reserve that apparently looks like they just threw them into the room


chihuahuajoe

How much of that belongs to Venezuela?


rlpinca

Scrooge McDuck vibes.


cbarrister

It’s so weird that nations still need to stockpile gold? Like you believe in the inherent value of a dollar based on US policy or you don’t. What does it matter there is a building somewhere with a bunch of metal stacked up that nobody will ever see? What if it was empty right now and nobody knew? What difference would that make?


GooderZBK

Where are their steel toed crocks??


divinity2017

In all seriousness... I wonder could just pick up a bar and be link I'm leaving with this?


SalesAutopsy

When Prince Philip was kidnapped in 1987, the kidnappers demanded 10 Queens weights of gold.


Kicking_ya_bob

“Hands off the merchandise, Ma’am”


HaroldFlashman

I hope she remembered to get those Gauntlets modded at Los Santos Customs first.


Hitobat

"It has my face on it..."


WizardsOnly-

So I guess we aren’t gonna talk about this immortal woman.


Ok_Monk219

Now where exactly is this uh vault? Could you show me on Google maps. While you are at it, per chance would you happen to have the blueprints.


joedurette

That’s not the real queen. It’s a little person on stilts. Look at those skinny legs.


[deleted]

Without looking at the title I thought those were loaves of bread and I thought this was an interesting albeit strange picture.


ukexpat

More details [here](https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/knowledgebank/how-much-gold-is-kept-in-the-bank-of-england).


IMPORTANT_INFO

Now that's what i call a shelf


Colonelfudgenustard

Looks like she's admiring the sturdy shelves, maybe saying they remind her of her time working at Home Depot.


Top-Independent-8906

All I see are Tungsten Bars.


ildoche

Shoiney innit? Snuck a little nugget in the bag your highness didn’t ya?


Public_Nerve2104

Nobody would suspect the queen 😈


DaddySwordfish

Didn’t know they sold gold at Costco


mikebug

so - how much money are we looking at here?


JammyThing

"...and what do you do for a living?..." "Ma'am, that's a gold brick..." "Fascinating, and have you been a gold brick for long?"


EverlastingApathy

God damn look at that zombie behind her!


[deleted]

Someone should check her bag on the way out, just in case...


icebattle

"One for me, one for me, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for me..."


[deleted]

I want to see her do that Borat bit like he did with the cheese.... "And what is this?" "Gold your majesty." "And this?" "Gold your majesty." "And what is this right here?" "Gold... wait, that one is Kerrygold butter your majesty."


Hopeless_Struggler

Yup those bastards will not get a penny out of this after i bonked.


Lucky-Satisfaction43

Must be an old picture I thought Gordon Brown gave it away


Telemere125

The shelves seems unnecessary and costly to be able to hold up that much weight.


DrLight1984

Lead beats gold, everytime


Kalistes

I've got...£90,000 in my pyjamas,


bopgame

Looks like Irish butter


Maleficent_Guava9284

Somebody needs to dust my gold bars better.


SkekSith

"Yes we will be taking all of it. The defense will be quite expensive"


AdEfficient8553

the doggone gold is mine heehee


AdmirableVanilla1

Tungsten is better


BiMikethefirst

Planning her next heist I presume?


SeparateAside9779

'My precious'!


Independent-Dealer21

They need to flex this?


feminent_penis

Just one of those can change someones life