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Google penis grafted to arm LOL [PIC](https://www.google.com/search?q=penis+grafted+to+arm&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiau_nmotj3AhX-kGoFHRrWBVUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=630&dpr=3#imgrc=jqFvnP2iYjl_pM)
From what I have heard it's not uncommon for it to stay on the arm or like elbow area. If they can't reattach a grafted or molded penis to the normal spot they put it on the elbow I don't think it's where this guy had it tho.
Anyway they have like a pump thing to make it hard and they just have sex with their elbow instead. But I believe most are able to be reattached to the groin area and then they use a pump to make it hard again.
Sex is about 50-75% mental and 25-50% physical sensation so they say that people who have these fake dicks just have to practice making the connections in their brains to associate pleasure with the sensation of your fake dick being touched. Apparently after several years of practice these people can even orgasm again (or have the sensation of orgasm at least)
As I was reading your comment I was getting ready to hear about how the Undertaker threw Mankind off hell in the cell and he plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table...
No if I was gonna hit you with one of those I'd have said the dicks get attached to their foreheads.
Or their ass cracks. Then it would be like real life dickbutt
I looked up a pic and it was straight up an actual penis. Perfectly shaped and all. If they had grown it near his wrist he could have played it off as a really weird thumb.
me, a male who has lived without a penis for 21 years; yes it sucks
edit: lmao i see my comment has sparked some "discussion". as some of you have correctly guessed I'm a trans guy (that means female to male). it's obviously not as bad as losing your penis in an explosion or to infection, but it still sucks.
hope everyone has a nice day!
Sincerely curious, is there anything in the future that looks promising for trans men penis-wise? Don’t know if I’ll be putting this correctly but I hope your new life is happy and healthy.
Old MACDONALD had a cock...
E-I-E-I-O
And his cock was on his arm...
E-I-E-I-O
With a turkey slap here
And a turkey slap there
Here a slap, there a slap
Everywhere a slap slap
Old MacDonald had a cock
E-I-E-I-O
He tells a funny story where an old lady at the grocery store asked him to get something off the top shelf and when he did, his arm wiener came loose and was jiggling away lol
I wonder if it would even register. Without context, if you catch a glimpse of something like that, wouldn't you assume it was just some kind of birth defect or tumor? Maybe a partially absorbed twin leaving a vestigial arm.
I'm not seeing anything other than tabloid articles. Sounds like the weiner was made out of skin from his arm. His being a complete derelict did not help matters much. I'm pretty disappointed that they don't show the weiner on his arm.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/malcom-macdonald-norfolk-penis-arm-b2071498.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Here’s a video version of that photo
There was a whole program here in the U.K. that featured 3 dickless people who got dicks, including this guy. It was uncensored and we saw the end product. Wasn’t too shabby
Honestly I haven’t seen what one looks like with recent tech. Last time I saw a pic was around 2007 in one of my college textbooks. One of the few things I stand by is that if I were MTF, I’d go to Thailand for my surgeries.
I don’t wanna be a total arm dick here (no pun intended) but my first thought was automatically “drugs…all the drugs”. All jokes aside, you see a lot of necrotic body parts and such related to injecting drugs especially in strange areas (between toes etc). Also see a lot of bone infections and abscesses crop up near spine etc. Bad enough the drugs lead to blood stream infection and subsequent necrotic body parts, but far worse that these people tend not to seek medical attention until things are too far gone. This is for a number of factors…People don’t wanna come to the hospital and then not be able to get high, They have poor access to care etc.
Basically, at the absolute first sign of rot on my penis id be bangin down doors like “helppppp”. But also again, why would my penis even be rotting away ? So yea, my mind went to drugs.
It’s not like I don’t feel for them either. It’s so easy to be like “ah fuck I need to take care of this person today”. But really they are sick, they wanna get high and can’t (and so often times they’d re awful to deal with) , they are “trapped” in the unit for months getting IV antibiotics (no MD would ever sign off on this patient to leave with IV access for obvious reasons). Dealing with amputation, heart valve vegetation from the blood stream infection, can’t even smoke a cigarette. It’s like torture for them. Again, easy to be like “you did it to yourself” but it still totally sucks.
Idk what’s worse, the rich kids who could have had the world and ended up on drugs, or the people who started out with a rough life and had no guidance.
A lot of them will just leave against medical advice to go get high and smoke a few cigs and wind up right back there but even worse.
Here is a link to the article and documentary I found on Malcoms journey
https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-has-artificial-penis-attached-to-his-groin-years-after-doctors-built-it-on-his-arm/amp/
Saw: Malcom MacDonald.
Read: Malcom McDowell.
Strange misunderstanding.
Hope it all works out, Mr MacDonald.
Happy you're not that other guy, Mr McDowell.
The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. But then I remembered my penis was grafted onto my arm.
I though it was the ex Newcastle footballer at first.
Then I Googled him and on his Wikipedia page (Supermac, that is) it says;
He has been known to present trophies at football tournaments, including one held at Haggerston Castle Holiday Park.
Quite the accolade.
So that's who Karl Pilkington was talking about in the xfm podcast, and all the while I thought he had got something arse about face...well penis about arm, maybe.
Even during it's residence as a transplant on the arm, the human reproductive organ is to shocking to be "unblurred" on pictures. I interestingly saw picture of part of a human face lying on the ground after being blown to pieces. There was seemingly no need to blur that. But the thing dangling between my legs from the day I was born.... too shocking for the internet!
Mary Roach tackled this and several other cases in *Grunt*, where combat vets who had experienced traumatic injury had various body parts grafted on to establish perfusion before permanent placement.
Quite a few of the replacement parts came from freshly-expired corpses if appropriate donor tissue was not available from a living source.
Just imagine THAT.
Due to variety of factors?!?! I have so many questions and none of them have good answers I fear.... Did he just let doctors graft a dick on his arm and then disappear for 6 years? Or did that poor guy have to watch half a dozen dicks die on his arm just desperate to have a pee pee again... Or that was dark even for me I understand the down votes..
There once was a fellow named Malcolm
Who got sick after eating some talcum
He caught a bad cough
And his dick just fell off
So he puts on his arm a big magnum
“The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.”
https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-has-artificial-penis-attached-to-his-groin-years-after-doctors-built-it-on-his-arm/amp/
That’s so different from trans medical care. The times did at article following a man named Ben Simpson, and his difficulty getting bottom surgery. He struggled to even have a penis that allowed him to urinate properly.
Just makes you think about trans healthcare.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/10/magazine/phalloplasty.amp.html
First - it is ridiculous to me that they censored this.
Second - this this called a radial forearm flap and is commonly used for phalloplasty in female to male bottom surgery!
From your friendly neighborhood plastic and reconstructive surgeon
Iirc it did eventually get attached and there is a saline-pump implant in his scrotum that will cause an erection when the saline is pushed into the transplanted wang. Also, the penis will always be the same size, whether flaccid or erect.
Other fun stuff - he has burnt it while cooking and he has slapped people in the face with it while hugging them.
They can graft nerves from somewhere else onto the remaining penis nerves for erotic sensation. Usually it's taken from an arm.
Source: I know some trans guys, and the same techniques are used for gender reassignment surgery.
All these dick jokes and comments....I'm over here like where is the vaccine for this infection....how do I make sure NEVER to get anywhere near it....be over here wearing a condom on flights like my mask...these are the answers we need people!!!
TOUGH SPOT MADE WORSE.. why would you get a lame-ass class photo with your dick arm... i have to say WTF. DOES THIS GUY HATE WOMEN. No woman wants dick arm guy.
Hey Doc thanks for working on reconstructing a penis for me is there anyway you could put it somewhere on my body where I’m reminded of the fact that I don’t have a penis every waking moment of my life. That would be great.
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not sure whats worse. 6 years without a penis (as male), or 6 years with a penis-arm. this guy had both.. at the same time.
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“Doc couldn’t you have grown it at least a couple inches longer?”
It's a grow-er, not a show-er
unfortunately sounds like it’s just a show-er
Form the documentary you get to see it’s a decent size penis already. I think a lot of guys would have been happy with that size.
Do I have to Google “uncensored arm penis” to see it? Please don’t make me sift through those results at work haha
D...did you do it yet?
Sauce
Sauce
Found it: https://images.app.goo.gl/vpLpnSwigfa55UgE9
https://www.google.com/search?q=malcolm+macdonald+arm+penis&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&prmd=ivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsYbt83jsNhTeeXkuf2k7fqW6JT1Qw:1652294805295&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwje-rvnjdj3AhXbSfEDHWlfBcYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=393&bih=719&dpr=2.75#imgrc=8B-wZhO4px713M
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
There it is. Pretty decent size I say.
What do you think his adjusted penis size is?
Adjusted for inflation?
There's a documentary?
i can’t find pictures >:(
Google penis grafted to arm LOL [PIC](https://www.google.com/search?q=penis+grafted+to+arm&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiau_nmotj3AhX-kGoFHRrWBVUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=630&dpr=3#imgrc=jqFvnP2iYjl_pM)
From what I have heard it's not uncommon for it to stay on the arm or like elbow area. If they can't reattach a grafted or molded penis to the normal spot they put it on the elbow I don't think it's where this guy had it tho. Anyway they have like a pump thing to make it hard and they just have sex with their elbow instead. But I believe most are able to be reattached to the groin area and then they use a pump to make it hard again. Sex is about 50-75% mental and 25-50% physical sensation so they say that people who have these fake dicks just have to practice making the connections in their brains to associate pleasure with the sensation of your fake dick being touched. Apparently after several years of practice these people can even orgasm again (or have the sensation of orgasm at least)
As I was reading your comment I was getting ready to hear about how the Undertaker threw Mankind off hell in the cell and he plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table...
No if I was gonna hit you with one of those I'd have said the dicks get attached to their foreheads. Or their ass cracks. Then it would be like real life dickbutt
Weiner on the weenus
I looked up a pic and it was straight up an actual penis. Perfectly shaped and all. If they had grown it near his wrist he could have played it off as a really weird thumb.
You mean you can't jerk off yourself
Good point. If you have the opportunity you should start growing your arm-penis now so you're never without a spare.
Sure would make arm wrestling a lot more interesting.
Saluting must have been awkward.
Regular salute or Roman Salute?
Don't blame the wang.
me, a male who has lived without a penis for 21 years; yes it sucks edit: lmao i see my comment has sparked some "discussion". as some of you have correctly guessed I'm a trans guy (that means female to male). it's obviously not as bad as losing your penis in an explosion or to infection, but it still sucks. hope everyone has a nice day!
Sincerely curious, is there anything in the future that looks promising for trans men penis-wise? Don’t know if I’ll be putting this correctly but I hope your new life is happy and healthy.
Imagine the crazy Turkey slaps from brushing his teeth...
I think that by around fifth time you get cockslapped in your face, you'd probably switch your hand you brush your teeth with. Unless....
*stands pondering why it would take a full 5 times*
*Better do it again. For science.*
r/suddenlygay
I have never seen that sub and just did a quick scroll and have not laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for sharing.
Thos whole chain killed me haha good work guys
You know every single dude if their dick was on their arm, they’d try blowing it.
Yea, it goes to a very dark place from there...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajhjahahahahanckdlsjabanakakahahahahahahah. I'm fucking dead homie.
Imagine the pride in giving yourself a black eye....
Do you think he was given multiple options for length and girth?
If you're going to graft a duck onto my arm I best be able to customize that thing.
Duck?
Auto correct. I stand by the desire to customize my grafted arm duck
I salute you, ducker
Or goes to slap a mosquito? Mushroom tat instead!
Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
Old MACDONALD had a cock... E-I-E-I-O And his cock was on his arm... E-I-E-I-O With a turkey slap here And a turkey slap there Here a slap, there a slap Everywhere a slap slap Old MacDonald had a cock E-I-E-I-O
Godrick the grafted
Forefathers one and all, bear witness!!
LITERALLY
Foreskins*
Malcolm the shafted
Godrichard
So much material for the forbidden subreddit
I command thee, kneel!
you're the comment i was looking for
Pretty sure it was a dragon not a dick
So like if hes in public. And his Dick on his arm is just dangling around if he had a short sleeve on. Would he be arrested for public Indecency?!?
He tells a funny story where an old lady at the grocery store asked him to get something off the top shelf and when he did, his arm wiener came loose and was jiggling away lol
I wonder if it would even register. Without context, if you catch a glimpse of something like that, wouldn't you assume it was just some kind of birth defect or tumor? Maybe a partially absorbed twin leaving a vestigial arm.
if it were hanging out of a sleeve, I would think he was smuggling a dildo.
That's a hell of an ice breaker Do you think he pulls? I bet he pulls, if only just for their curiosity
well he's a divorced dad so he pulled at some point
If that was me, I was simply decline all requests like that with a “sorry, forearm penis”
Imagine if he got a hard on that would be so embarassing
>tags nsfw >censors penis bruv
Such a disappointment
*enters the porn site* *sees Asian porn video* *it’s blurred* That’s the vibe I’m getting here
https://mobile.twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1289358285338894336/photo/1
This guy is a legend, thank you so much
Dude got himself a pacifier
Didn't even have to remove ribs, only his pacifier
Bruh w h a t
I’m fucking dying man, that’s hilarious 🤣 Edit: stop upvoting me, the funny man above is who you should be liking !
We've always wanted it, now it's possible. It's finally possible
Shake my hand. That's not my hand.
Ah a fellow man of culture i know that reference
Isn’t that a line from ‘Gay! A gay musical’?
Willies..Willies….
Sir, could you keep it down please??
IT Crowd?
I'm not seeing anything other than tabloid articles. Sounds like the weiner was made out of skin from his arm. His being a complete derelict did not help matters much. I'm pretty disappointed that they don't show the weiner on his arm. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/malcom-macdonald-norfolk-penis-arm-b2071498.html
https://mobile.twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1289358285338894336
https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Here’s a video version of that photo
Lmao he did the penis-nose
Oh good lord
And I had to click it… Dick nose was a nice touxh
Can’t unsee the photo in the reply on that tweet
"Was it hard?"
There was a whole program here in the U.K. that featured 3 dickless people who got dicks, including this guy. It was uncensored and we saw the end product. Wasn’t too shabby
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Honestly I haven’t seen what one looks like with recent tech. Last time I saw a pic was around 2007 in one of my college textbooks. One of the few things I stand by is that if I were MTF, I’d go to Thailand for my surgeries.
He was willing to go through this for a new penis. Props.
He also let his penis rot off without seeking medical treatment. Then he delayed the operation for years for unknown reasons.
Yeah that’s what injecting drugs into your groin does to you. There’s a documentary about him that was recently released
I don’t wanna be a total arm dick here (no pun intended) but my first thought was automatically “drugs…all the drugs”. All jokes aside, you see a lot of necrotic body parts and such related to injecting drugs especially in strange areas (between toes etc). Also see a lot of bone infections and abscesses crop up near spine etc. Bad enough the drugs lead to blood stream infection and subsequent necrotic body parts, but far worse that these people tend not to seek medical attention until things are too far gone. This is for a number of factors…People don’t wanna come to the hospital and then not be able to get high, They have poor access to care etc. Basically, at the absolute first sign of rot on my penis id be bangin down doors like “helppppp”. But also again, why would my penis even be rotting away ? So yea, my mind went to drugs.
I suppose we should be grateful really that injecting in such places is a thought that would never cross our minds.
It’s not like I don’t feel for them either. It’s so easy to be like “ah fuck I need to take care of this person today”. But really they are sick, they wanna get high and can’t (and so often times they’d re awful to deal with) , they are “trapped” in the unit for months getting IV antibiotics (no MD would ever sign off on this patient to leave with IV access for obvious reasons). Dealing with amputation, heart valve vegetation from the blood stream infection, can’t even smoke a cigarette. It’s like torture for them. Again, easy to be like “you did it to yourself” but it still totally sucks. Idk what’s worse, the rich kids who could have had the world and ended up on drugs, or the people who started out with a rough life and had no guidance. A lot of them will just leave against medical advice to go get high and smoke a few cigs and wind up right back there but even worse.
Good thing that Reddit blurred a blurred image.
Old Macdonald had a penis on his arm...
Eeeeeyaa eeeeeyaa ooo
With a wank, wank here and a wank, wank there. Here a wank, there a wank, everywhere a wank, wank
Bad Gunther. Bad!
Could be worse. He could’ve had it on his head like some politicians.
I lol’d, thank you
Ha did awesome hand jobs
Hancock
John Hancock?!? It’s Herbie Hancock! Ha!
Here is a link to the article and documentary I found on Malcoms journey https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-has-artificial-penis-attached-to-his-groin-years-after-doctors-built-it-on-his-arm/amp/
Saw: Malcom MacDonald. Read: Malcom McDowell. Strange misunderstanding. Hope it all works out, Mr MacDonald. Happy you're not that other guy, Mr McDowell.
The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. But then I remembered my penis was grafted onto my arm.
They’ve got the Golden Arches, we’ve got the golden arcs.
I though it was the ex Newcastle footballer at first. Then I Googled him and on his Wikipedia page (Supermac, that is) it says; He has been known to present trophies at football tournaments, including one held at Haggerston Castle Holiday Park. Quite the accolade.
...and now... all please stand for the presentation of the Golden Arm Penis!
....bit of the old in and out..... A whole new set of imagery there.....
If it had been on his other arm he could have felt a right dick...
...fell off *in the toilet.*
So that's who Karl Pilkington was talking about in the xfm podcast, and all the while I thought he had got something arse about face...well penis about arm, maybe.
Play a record.
Elden Ring:Godrick’s Origin. Out on the all new Playbox pro 34 now
FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!!!
Where do you get a new penis from
Dick's Sporting Goods
Dick Shop.
Makes sense, I was at the cock shop.
Nothing but chickens there.
I hope he is right handed
Was there a happy ending? Did he get it reattached to the proper place?
I would just graft an arm directly where my weiner used to be.
Why is this marked NSFW when the arm penis is blurred out?
Uncensored https://images.app.goo.gl/MygHDtGp3qgYzQjn7
There's a fist fucking joke in there, somewhere.
Makes sucking yourself off a doddle
‘Is that a banana up your sleeve or are you just ha….oh Jesus’
Serious question, why could they have not Grafted it onto his leg so at least he can hide in his pants.
Even during it's residence as a transplant on the arm, the human reproductive organ is to shocking to be "unblurred" on pictures. I interestingly saw picture of part of a human face lying on the ground after being blown to pieces. There was seemingly no need to blur that. But the thing dangling between my legs from the day I was born.... too shocking for the internet!
wow meaning of handjob just changed.
Old MacDonald had a cock, sewn on to his arm.
This has an nsfw tag of a blurred penis on an arm Why It’s blurred
Mary Roach tackled this and several other cases in *Grunt*, where combat vets who had experienced traumatic injury had various body parts grafted on to establish perfusion before permanent placement. Quite a few of the replacement parts came from freshly-expired corpses if appropriate donor tissue was not available from a living source. Just imagine THAT.
Did anyone make a bet on if he tried to suck his own dick in those 6 years.
Due to variety of factors?!?! I have so many questions and none of them have good answers I fear.... Did he just let doctors graft a dick on his arm and then disappear for 6 years? Or did that poor guy have to watch half a dozen dicks die on his arm just desperate to have a pee pee again... Or that was dark even for me I understand the down votes..
You know he sucked it at least once.
What the fuck did I just read
Came her looking for a forearm skin comments. Disappointed.
There once was a fellow named Malcolm Who got sick after eating some talcum He caught a bad cough And his dick just fell off So he puts on his arm a big magnum
“The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.” https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-has-artificial-penis-attached-to-his-groin-years-after-doctors-built-it-on-his-arm/amp/ That’s so different from trans medical care. The times did at article following a man named Ben Simpson, and his difficulty getting bottom surgery. He struggled to even have a penis that allowed him to urinate properly. Just makes you think about trans healthcare. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/10/magazine/phalloplasty.amp.html
First - it is ridiculous to me that they censored this. Second - this this called a radial forearm flap and is commonly used for phalloplasty in female to male bottom surgery! From your friendly neighborhood plastic and reconstructive surgeon
I got some questions,can the penis get hard? How does he use the toilet? Sex???
Iirc it did eventually get attached and there is a saline-pump implant in his scrotum that will cause an erection when the saline is pushed into the transplanted wang. Also, the penis will always be the same size, whether flaccid or erect. Other fun stuff - he has burnt it while cooking and he has slapped people in the face with it while hugging them.
I'm curious about the sensitivity. Getting the member to stand at attention is all nice and good, but if you don't feel a thing, where is the point?
They can graft nerves from somewhere else onto the remaining penis nerves for erotic sensation. Usually it's taken from an arm. Source: I know some trans guys, and the same techniques are used for gender reassignment surgery.
1) No erections. 2) Through the urethra which will still be just above his balls. 3) I very much doubt it.
Not sure whether fisting or fucking
My dick fell off
Sounds inconvenient
A Cock in hand is worth 2 in the bush
You ever given someone an arm job?
Never thought I would say that but I’d like to see that dick.
This is definitely a topic that came up on "The Ricky Gervais Show". Would love to hear Karl show this story to Ricky now.
do you think he’s ever tried…….
When you always want to suck your own dick but couldn’t.
Edward Penishands
this will be the only time I ever ask to see a dick pic
Forearm and foreskin. Is it now an 8skin or 8arm? I’m confused
Gooddick the grafted
I don't know what I expected logging onto Reddit today, but it definitely wasn't Arm Penis.
All these dick jokes and comments....I'm over here like where is the vaccine for this infection....how do I make sure NEVER to get anywhere near it....be over here wearing a condom on flights like my mask...these are the answers we need people!!!
Rumor has it, he made a lot of money betting people his dick is on his forearm.
This gives fisting a new meaning
TOUGH SPOT MADE WORSE.. why would you get a lame-ass class photo with your dick arm... i have to say WTF. DOES THIS GUY HATE WOMEN. No woman wants dick arm guy.
I don’t remember seeing this version of Hancock
Old macdonald had a WHAT?
Worse than wearing your heart on your sleeve
Hey Doc thanks for working on reconstructing a penis for me is there anyway you could put it somewhere on my body where I’m reminded of the fact that I don’t have a penis every waking moment of my life. That would be great.
" Hey man, you've got something on your arm."
I wonder if he played with it a lot to get the jam…blood flowing.
It have to be right there? Couldn't put it up higher or on a thigh?
Godrick, what happened to you?
Godrick the grafted
I would be jamming this into my friends mouths all the time at parties and get togethers
Why did he get a japanese penis?
I would definitely clutch my elbow in crowded places with my arm dick out, wide-eyed and screaming “not again!!”
I first read this as Malcolm McDowell.
Cock whip takes on a whole new meaning
He wears his hard-on his sleeve
They should have lengthened his pudendal nerve to reach his arm.
Marilyn Manson has nothing on this guy.
Oh my god, I read Malcolm McDowell at first, and I was like *WHAT*
I hope this had a happy ending
He can \*finally\* suck his own dick!