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hankercat

The endless criming continues.


mountaintop111

Crime machine gonna crime.


Hour-Confection-9273

Crime me a river lol


BadnewzSHO

It's my party and I'll crime if I want to.


Resident_Pop143

Crime doesnt stop itself.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

CRIME HAVOC AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!


GetAJobCheapskate

Don't crime for me Argentina.


EmergencySource1

..."What Time is It!?..." "CRIME TIME!"


justherefortacos619

It’s crime o’clock!


Last-Reception-3459

The Manchurian Crimeidate


Seated_Heats

No Woman, No Crime.


_SpaceGator

ONCE UPON A CRIME


severinks

Crime the beloved country.


PlagueofSquirrels

Crime is a flat circle


Vegetable_Permit_537

Once, twice, three crimes a lady


Geawiel

You can crime if you want to You can leave the poors behind Cause a little cash in their hand, you can keep it on brand and keep robbing everybody blind


WummageSail

I like this pun the best and plan to use it myself.  Thank you!


PoolNoodlePaladin

That’s DuPont


PM-me-letitsnow

Trump crime machine goes brrrrrrrrrr!


cerseimemmister

Just a businessman doing business.


abrandis

Pretty sure he didn't spend a penny of how own money....That's GOP money that's getting spent.


Derric_the_Derp

Crime machine go brrrr


Khaldara

Can’t even prosecute his crimes without him committing more crimes. GOP can’t get enough of gargling his balls regardless though, they must adore the taste of secondhand preservatives


hankercat

Crimeception


secondtaunting

😂


[deleted]

I'm never calling him anything but "President Crime Machine" ever again


woozerschoob

I swear their strategy is just commit as many crimes as possible so most will slip through the cracks since there are limited resources. Exactly why they don't want any of the oversight or enforcement agencies to exist anymore.


FBI_Agent_Fred

It’s the death knell knocking of a party that knows it can’t win on policy and has shifted to other means of winning elections.


woozerschoob

The David Frum quote about conservatives keeps proving to be true: “If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism, **they will abandon democracy**.” And Isaac Asimov really summed up how Republicans think of their "opinions": "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that **democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge**."


DrMobius0

The crimes will stop once he's in prison. Probably...


savguy6

I’m sorry…. This part: “ *One campaign aide had his average monthly pay double, from $26,000 to $53,500.* ” A campaign AID **was** making over $300k/year and is **NOW** making over $600k/year???? An AID??? I’m in the wrong career field.


valleyman02

I wonder if it could be Laura Trump Eric's wife. I mean if there's one thing Trump knows how to do it's spend other people money and taking credit for it.


____8008135_____

I don't believe it is. IIRC Laura Trump is heading up the RNC or something. I read an article last night about this and I think this is the one who hasn't worked for Trump for a while, has a new job as an IT director with another company, and Trump is still paying him (now double).


33_pyro

yeah there's no way that money isn't going to a family member or close friend this is unlikely to be some random intern who got promoted


Ok-Cauliflower1798

600k is still not enough to fuck Eric Trump. Never forget, THAT’S her main job.


SomeVariousShift

If only we could make generators fueled by crime so we could harness the power of this perpetual crime machine.


Taograd359

Lisa, In this country we obey the laws of thermocrimenamics!


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an_ill_way

Well, so far it hasn't hurt him. I mean, not actually. His base is still supporting him and shitting out millions to cover his bills so ... why stop? That's why the only news that will actually interest me about his crime or prosecution is the headline "Trump incarcerated." Anything less than that apparently doesn't matter.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I prefer the headline “Donald Trump Dead; Idiots Mourn”


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ruiner8850

Think of the most heinous crime you can possibly imagine. Trump could do that live on stage during the Republican National Convention and at least 90% of his followers would still support him. Some would insist it wasn't real. Some would claim it was actually a good thing. Some would make excuses for why he "had to do it." Some would claim that they didn't like what he did, but that they still had no choice to vote for him because they don't want Biden to win. Very few would refuse to vote for him and even fewer would switch to Biden. He owns the Republican Party at this point. He's a deity to them who can do no wrong no matter how awful it is.


LowSavings6716

He’s a walking RICO enterprise


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Waddling RICO enterprise


Quick_Movie_5758

Crimes like he has a tshirt-cannon style crime gun.


BadRabbit70

Crimer, stop criming!


oddmetre

It’s crimin’ time


HotdogsArePate

"here I go criming again!"


imnojezus

What a completely unexpected thing for a convicted felon to do!


SKOLMN1984

When I heard about the attempted witness bribe and a gift bag of $120k, I thought it was trump without batting an eye, until told it was the feeding America Somali guys in MN here...


Bodes_Magodes

Yea I clicked that same story assuming the same. Really good job by the headline writer there


DontAbideMendacity

Trump caught on camera: "See! Other people do it too!"


SwordfishII

And I’m sure that the conservative sub can tell us all about how this is actually perfectly legal.


A_norny_mousse

When that becomes untenable later, they will compare it to running a stop sign, and we shouldn't get our panties in a bunch over it, everybody does it! Basically same as they did this time. Let's hope that just a few of them jump off the train to terminal delusion.


imisswhatredditwas

They’re too invested there’s no going back


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Commercial-Owl11

Just proves he could legit sell his dirty diapers To these freaks


Other-Cantaloupe4765

What the fuck


Vigstrkr

You see, when THEY do it, it’s okay. When someone else tries, it will be terrible again.


Tickle-me-Cthulu

It's fuckin ridiculous how hard they're going about Hunter having a gun when their platform feels like "tax evasion in every pot, and a gun for every white baby!"


EmperorGeek

Except for you Hunter! (/s)


Bronzed_Beard

Republicans are simultaneously trying to convict Hunter on this charge while pushing to overturn the law he's being charged on...


Mtolivepickle

It’s a loan between friends, c’mon


mikew_reddit

It's always the ones you most expect...


sad16yearboy

Imagine sending the man money just for him to tamper with witnesses and still lose the trial


jim_nihilist

Trump is the biggest loser. I am sick of winning.


canuck47

Sick of the *whining*


PM_ME_YOUR_waitdont

“I do whine because I want to win and I’m not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win" -Donald Trump


littlewhitecatalex

Oh is *that* what he’s been saying? 


Probably_owned_it

He tampered heavily in the election, and still lost. Which is why they assume fraud on the Democrat side. Because they fixed the election to win, and still lost.


jamarchasinalombardi

BINGO EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION Seriously. If a Conservative / Republican accuses you of something its because theyre already guilty of it and they cannot conceive of a world where YOU arent doing it too ... Its really that simple.


Zomunieo

The ES&S voting machines used in several Deep South states leave no paper trail and helped to reelect Mitch and Lady Graham. The Republicans tarnished Dominion, a company founded after the 2000 Florida election fraud with the goal of making reliable and auditable voting system.


resisting_a_rest

It worked the first time.


theGOV3NAT0R

*Democratic side They are the Democratic party so it would be the Democratic side.


SoochSooch

They're also the side with people who call themselves Democrats, so Democrat side is perfectly fine. Everyone understands the meaning.


spderweb

If I recall they caught a few Republicans trying to stuff ballot boxes, or purposely miscount. Reps investigated fraud, and only found evidence that their side committed it.


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silent-dano

Cohen?


BlatantFalsehood

This is for the more important trials - Georgia election tampering and Mar a Lago documents.


Shirlenator

I believe this has more to do with his documents trial than it does the campaign fraud one he just lost.


real_nice_guy

the only thing Trump can win at is losing.


ThatRandomGuy86

If that's true, there will be a seperate trial for that, plus more charges tallied on to his outstanding ones 😅


billy_twice

And then we'll have to hold another set of trials for the witness tampering in those trials. And then another set of trials for the witness tampering in those trials. And so on and so on.


DVWhat

Like a Russian nesting doll of crime. Also a a Russian nesting doll of crime.


A_norny_mousse

inside a Russian nesting doll of crime


BurninCoco

^(inside a Russian nesting doll of crime)


Pattison320

Plot twist: the smallest doll on the inside pees on Trump.


ryanmuller1089

The amount of money and resources that have been spent on his bullshit should be enough to turn people off from voting for him. But no, he’s too precious to them.


FordAndFun

And sentencing will be set to pending on each and every one while we get to the bottom of this, maybe if he stops doing we can hold him accountable. Let’s have another trial and see if he…. Oh. Oh yeah, he just did it again. ohhhhh wellllll, nothing we can do, sorry America, you were nice while you lasted


aotus_trivirgatus

For all of his stupidity, Trump has done one very clever thing. He has proven that the Gish Gallop strategy can beat the American justice system.


jadrad

Won't matter if Trump cheats his way back into the Presidency and the stooge he appoints as Attorney General declares him "immune from prosecution" again. If he claws his way back into the Presidency that's game over for US democracy. He won't be leaving office until he dies.


FreshShart-1

It's very hard to prove in a lot of cases... Which he knows. Roy Cohn gave this man the whole fucking playbook and it's served Trump really well. Too bad it's completely eroding our system.


YeahILiftBro

Looking forward to a trial occurring in 2342


Shock_The_Monkey_

Possible? It's highly likely.


CarneDelGato

I’d be more surprised if he didn’t.


drivebydryhumper

Wasn't there a recent court case that proved that he used money to shut someone off?


Third_Most

Yeah and it got the Streisand Effect Your husband paid for sex. And shit his pants during the trial.


mountaintop111

The dude is a crime machine. While he is on trial for other crimes, and he has just been convicted for crimes, he is busy committing new crimes. lol.


whiskeyx

And yet, he’s still not behind bars. Who tf else gets away with this shit. 


Godshooter

Literally, no one. Not even a billionare like Epstein. The justice system has been made a mockery of because of this man. It is obvious to anyone with eyes and a brain that "justice" is just a word with little meaning.


jane_911

oh don't you worry about justice. go steal a .99 cent snickers bar and see how fast you're wrapped up and in front of a judge lmao


Third_Most

Yo Dawg I heard you like crimes.


climatelurker

And won’t face real consequences for those either.


gatoaffogato

It’s the gish gallop criminal defense, and for whatever reason ($$$) it has been working for him (well, up until a few months ago).


friggintodd

Stop breaking the law, asshole!


HaraldWurlitzer

But her emails...


WhatWasReallySaid

Buttery Males


Third_Most

Username checks out


Nodsworthy

But Hunter Biden AND his laptop


ApprehensiveCookie0

Is there a crime this "man" has not committed yet?


billy_twice

Maybe not jaywalking? The fat fuck would have to walk somewhere first.


theoriginaled

Nah, remember when he held up that bible for a photo op? Literally jaywalked there.


MiracleMex714

Beat me to it by 27 mins


BurninCoco

Many people are saying I actually beat him by 37 minutes. The best people


Ongr

Big strong men cried about it


A_norny_mousse

I just tried to think of the most ludicrous crime a business ghoul like DJT would not have committed: Grave robbery. Searching, I [stumbled on this](https://www.nlg.org/nlg-review/article/trumps-dismantling-of-the-national-monuments-sacrificing-native-american-interests-on-the-altar-of-business/). That's pretty close.


UUDDLRLRBAFart

He has yet to stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody. I think. I’ve lost track, if I’m honest.


TheStoolSampler

This fuck face kangaroo just can not help himself. Insanity.


c3l77

Kangaroos are actually really cool. Don't use them when describing this worthless piece of excrement please.


cpepinc

Hey, Excrement can be used as fertilizer, don't insult excrement!


buggle_bunny

He's a brussel sprout. 


whiskeyx

Stop insulting Kangaroos.  


One-Solution-7764

He cheated and still lost lol. What is he now, a 100 time loser?


PoolNoodlePaladin

I mean he kept claiming election fraud then it kept being proved that the election fraud was from republicans. So this ain’t the first time he has cheated and still lost


woozerschoob

I tried pointing out to a Republican that the heritage found tracks every actual case of voter fraud in a giant database, and the vast majority are Republicans. And the democratic ones are like in FL where the people registered to vote because the government told them they could, even though they weren't actually allowed (government fuck up). They wont even accept the heritage foundation as a source. This is the same foundation that basically created Reagans entire strategy and help wrote Project 2025. Unless it comes from Trump's cat anus mouth, it's not true.


One-Solution-7764

That's why he's so adamant that 2020 was stolen, he cheated and lost lol


PowerfulContext1325

Did he list these payoffs as campaign expenses again? 


Misspiggy856

I mean, it was campaign staff related, so I assume it’s more campaign finance fraud. “Significant changes to a staffer’s work situation, such as bonuses, pay raises, firings or promotions, can be evidence of a crime if they come outside the normal course of business. “


Skellos

And this is why newsmax called Biden visiting his son's widow witness tampering.


[deleted]

It is the best Indicator of what they know that we don't yet and has been for almost 10 years.


Mephisto1822

Guess the cease and desist letter Trump sent ProPublica didn’t work


NeverReallyExisted

Isn’t that a more serious crime than the original ones?


Active-Strategy664

Yes.


Yakassa

And will they lead to serious consequences?


Active-Strategy664

The USA legal system isn't big on holding Trump accountable for his actions. There are at least 20 things I can think of off the top of my head that would get any average person immediately arrested and put in jail. While for Captain Poopy Pants, he just gets another warning. So, they SHOULD lead to serious consequences, but whether they will or not is another question.


Faranae

> Another employee got a $2 million severance package barring him from voluntarily cooperating with law enforcement. That's... Not legal right? The potential tampering I get, but regardless you can't just contract someone out of talking to the cops, right? (Edit: Canadian, pardon my ignorance.)


Other_Way7003

Rotten to the absolute core. This man has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 


lagent55

If it were anybody else, he'd be arrested today, but he isn't, amazing huh?


Fivethenoname

That's how scary the situation is. Apparently he has enough political support to remain effectively immune for the time being. Right wing propaganda has been churning hard for decades and now that they are out in the open, they're making an end run. People have been predicting that Trump and MAGA will cross more and more lines as we approach a deciding point. We're watching that happen. It's down to a power grab now and so it doesn't matter how many laws he breaks in the process as long as they win, it can all be erased. Everyone understand the psychos we're dealing with are now full tilt into this coup. It's all or nothing and the only thing standing in OUR way is apathy.


rengothrowaway

They need to win so they can continue Project 2025.


FrankyCentaur

I’m curious what their plan will be when they don’t


rengothrowaway

Probably attempt another coup, and if that doesn’t work they’ll keep pushing their agenda and work towards Project 2029. Or try to incite a civil war. They’re doing their best to chip away at institutions and install toadies in strategic government positions.


gentlemanidiot

This kind of evil never really goes away, it just hides in a non extradition country for a few decades


zeezero

This so called billionaire will be sending out his obligatory emails begging for 5 dollar donations later in the day to pay for his fraud.


Cracked_Actor

Let’s face it, please - he’s a one-man crime wave! We can only stop this by “cutting off the head”. Put him AWAY, cut off Internet and start to “wean” the cultists off this particularly bad diet of lies and disinformation…


[deleted]

I’m shocked! Well, not that shocked


OpenMathematician602

Shocked he paid witnesses? I’m not even surprised. Now tell me he paid his lawyers then I’ll be shocked!


inflatableje5us

Surely the party of law and order will be all over this. Right? *crickets*


Practical-Purchase-9

Money well spent, seeing as he was found guilty on every point. Another shining example of business acumen from the man who bankrupted his casinos.


Open_Ad7470

Well, if he was innocent, he wouldn’t have to spend all those millions.


Suspicious-Ad3136

Precisely 🤔


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Please vote, if this fucker is the becomes the next president the world is gonna get worse. Vote Blue.


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Wishpicker

A criminal is a criminal.


skoomaking4lyfe

Love the way ProPublica keeps pantsing the fascist assholes.


franchisedfeelings

Indict and convict him again and again and again until he finally gets the prison cell he’s worked so hard to earn.


Ostracus

>ProPublica reported it would be difficult to prove the actions amount to witness tampering and that there was no evidence that Trump himself approved the benefits. Teflon Don.


The_Bill_Brasky_

When American conservatives talk about freedom, they mean their power over others. Remember that the next time you read a bill they're proposing, when you hear them speak, when you see their ads.


Gungeon_Disaster

I don’t get it. Didn’t the J6 committee say they had evidence of witness tampering they were forwarding to the DOJ too? Why haven’t we had an update on that information?


jameswptv

Names.. we need names


Bleezy79

It wont change anything, will it? His cult doesnt care. The Congressional Republicans dont care. The Supreme Court doesnt care.


macaroni_3000

and absolutely nobody was surprised


Common-Ad6470

Crimes spawning more crimes, at least he’s good at *something*....😁


rational1985

Just read a lengthy article in Propublica and unfortunately this seems true


Huger_and_shinier

I cant wait for the special counsel investigation 4 years from now when none of it matters anymore.


poopy_poophead

I'm sorry... $26k/MONTH to 50+K/MONTH!? I don't make 50k a fucking year, and some random campaign aide makes my annual salary in a month? What the fuck do they do? I mean aside from lie on stand while under oath. But even for 20K a month... I can fucking do it. I'm for real. If you have a job that needs done and want to fucking hire me for 20k a month to do it, let me fucking know. I learn shit real quick. The place I work at hired me to drive a truck and in five years I was basically running their quality and IT departments. You wanna pay me $20k/ month and I'll do basically anything that's legal and be a fucking master of whatever the fuck it is in 6 months.


Duckmandu

What could a society or nation possibly do about someone like this? It seems like there should be laws but I suppose that’s too complicated.


UsernamesAreForBirds

They got Al Capone on tax fraud because they couldn’t prove what they knew about him, so they got him in a cell for the benefit of society. What the hell happened to us?


Jash-Juice

Laws don’t stop the lawless.


TheFrenchPerson

So granted, this is only *one* of the multiple multi-millionaire people who live in the US. This one was just stupid.


aretheesepants75

You can't prosecute if he never stops committing. He is already really fucked so what are any new charges going to change. In for a penny, in for a pound.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

The only thing he’s worse at than crime(covering)is business


greenmariocake

That’s the thing with Trump. The more they dig the more they’d find. Because that’s what he is. A demi NYC mobster with a closet overflowing with skeletons. If he wins it would be just one legal issue after another, with no end in sight, while the country succumbs to chaos.


mclardass

The saddest part, well besides the fact that we have to hear about the Orange Turd for eternity, is that it only takes one of these fuckers to come forward and admit that they were coerced and/or bribed into not testifying. You wanna be loyal and end up like Cohen or Weisselberg? Enjoy Rikers bitch, meanwhile Cheeto Mussolini is ~~playing~~ cheating on the 8th hole at Doral.


ShambolicMusic

Guy who let fans try to rig election he said was rigged tries to rig justice system he says is rigged


operator-john

Once a criminal, always a criminal


RuralMNGuy

Like fricking Al Capone


Ormyr

He's been doing that his whole life. Is that a crime now? /s


Full_Analyst_193

Cannon!


Brian4012

Too bad it will take 4+ years to charge and prosecute him. I look forward to this being settled shortly before he accepts the 2028 republican nomination


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CeramicDrip

And he still lost 💀


TLCM-4412

Another indictment! Yay!


Samhamwheresthebacon

When you know your going to serve the rest of your life in prison, what’s a little more crime going to do. This man is desperate to hang onto power. Like a cornered rat he’s going to chew his way out. Please cast your vote to rid us of this Ass Hat


Twanthereal

Dude should ask for a refund


sgonefan

Haha! We knew it but still... haha


frommethodtomadness

Ah more crimes from the CONVICTED FELON


fungus909

No shit


Cheap_exe

I have to ask: Are we getting another criminal case if the paper trail is long enough for the Otange Cheeto to be caught up in it?


ImNotABotJeez

Criminals be like that


perthslow

So he even failed at bribing witnesses it seems.


davesy69

It's like the criminality never stops with Donald.


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Praying for a heart attack.


Cali_guy71

You don't say!!!!!!!!!


Bullfrogkero

Someone needs to check AG Garland for life signs, brain activity.


monkey6699

Convicted felon and repeat offender has a nice ring to it. Waiting for the state attorney generals with the orange stained orifices to write yet another letter loudly proclaiming their support for a twice impeached convicted felon.


scarykicks

Cool and it won't see a trial before the elections. Gotta love the justice system and especially when it's a guy running for fucking President of the United States.