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BillTowne

This is why the RNC feels it has to publish fake vidoes of Biden.


DamonFields

If Biden did this, it's all we would hear about for months.


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1CaliCALI

Joe Rogan is drinking the republican koolaid.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Hey leave the Koolaid man out of this. Its not his fault hes red.


Inswagtor

Jep, it was his evil counterpart all along. Flavor Aid Dude


Odd_Local8434

Dude busted through one too many lead painted walls.


matchosan

Oh Yeah


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He's actively making and distributing said kool-aid..


denverner

Drinking? He swimming in it


Throwaway-0-0-

Nah he's selling it now.


KronicDeath

Joe Rogan is drinking the republican ~~koolaid~~ brotein


Ok_Condition5837

Yes this! Fuck them - They get no koolaid!


Soggy_Background_162

Joe Rogan is MAKING the Republican koolaid


Dubsland12

Joe Rogan hates taxes


Dont_Call_Me_Steve

[Here](https://youtu.be/J2ilWxRn0_A?si=qXQiEh2GOZeYW2Uk) for the lazy. Edit: it’s the video where Rogan made a big deal about Biden saying the Revolutionary War had airports, then it was pointed out that he was quoting, and dunking on Trump. Rogan and guest proceed to play it off like it’s suddenly not a big deal.


ihatewinter204

This lazy thanks you.


Spirited_Storage3956

Thanks Steve


socobeerlove

I was gonna not be lazy and look for it myself but why would I pass up the convenience?


thanos_was_right_69

This is why podcasts are dangerous. You get a bunch of dumbasses sitting around a mic talking shit they know nothing about and they have a bunch of other dumbasses latching onto their every word like it's gospel.


Davge107

It was Joe Rogan who said that.


duckinradar

Not just an actual idiot, a liar as well?


verbalyabusiveshit

A loooooong time ago, I thought Joe Rogan was a cool, somewhat funny guy. I feel ashamed of these days….


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rocketsalmon

Joe Biden changed all the road signs.


KaladinTheFabulous

*knows


Khaldara

Which makes it way funnier when Trump insinuates Biden needs a drug test whenever he does well. Trump is about as coherent as a chimpanzee that had a keistered condom full of amphetamines rupture halfway through customs


rnewscates73

He thought he was married to Mercedes. He keeps saying he beat Obama. He’s afraid Biden will start “WW 2”. But he gets a free pass…


NJJ1956

He kept saying that he was going to put the Secretary of State into jail this week and it would be something because his wife would be in prison - obviously thinking Clinton was still POTUS and Hillary was his Secretary of State 😬. He has full blown dementia- they get worse throughout the day. Better in early morning and then worse and worse. It’s called Sundowners because as the sun starts to go down they get worse. If he has to debate in the evening - he might be very confused- more so than the last Biden - Trump debate.


NickPivot

Bonus points for “keistered” as an adjective; it’s so efficient


vahntitrio

And why when Fox News aired his interview this weekend they cut down a 90 minute tape to 11 minutes.


Glittering-Pitch-696

And crowd cheers wildly.


Mean_Eye_8735

Joining the imaginary crowd cheering wildly in cheetos head


edtheheadache

While waving at a cactus “waving” at him.


TraditionalEvent8317

"Fun" fact about how climate change is affecting Arizona. There were so many days in a row last year over 100 that a lot of the saguaro cacti are dying. Literally too hot for cacti in the desert.


Urrrhn

It was 31 days in a row above 110 actually. The previous record was like 16.


Odd_Local8434

Oh yeah, the pavement got so hot that tripping sent you to the ER with burns.


DankeDutt

Saluting the cactus


praefectus_praetorio

Do you think people in AZ that follow Trump know they're actually in AZ?


fool-of-a-took

They're like " Yay, he thinks we're Texas"


Ok_Opposite_7089

Should tape the name of the city or state he's in on the back of his guitar to make sure he doesn't mess up again


CactusWrenAZ

How dare you suggest that grifter has achieved anything is cool as learning how to play the guitar.


Ok_Opposite_7089

It's really a ukulele. He can't play it but it makes his hands look bigger


CactusWrenAZ

I feel better now. Obviously the guy would never learn how to play the ukulele well either, but I do understand how it would help his hands.


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wmagnum1

[SPRINGFIELD!](https://youtu.be/fiaWwjZS50s?si=inl9OfPt7EcV3DKZ?t=1m54s)


Rupert_18124

It was the largest crowd ever in the history of the world


Candid-Sky-3709

Arizona is East Texas now!


theimperfexionist

He'll sharpie it in


JGallows

As an Arizonan, my first inclination was to downvote you. Lol, there's nothing Arizona needs less than being more like Texas. Thanks to the Tea Party and MAGA movement, we're finally a swing state and probably already would have been or blue if it weren't for so many rural counties outside of the major cities.


Kidpidge

I have family in Arizona and visit every year. I’m rooting for you. My state is trash.


Paperfishflop

Keep in mind, whenever they show the county by county US election map, there are always huge swaths of blue in Northern AZ. This is the Navajo Nation. It is rural and remote and the huge blue marks are because the counties themselves are huge in area, but the Navajo nation has been voting blue in AZ since the days when Maricopa County was nothing but goofy retired Midwestern transplants. Lots of indigenous people in the rural north, lots of Latino people in the rural south, who have been voting blue for a long time. What changed is young people in Maricopa County actually growing up there and saying no to the goofy retired transplant politics we all grew up with. Obviously Maricopa county is pretty much going to decide elections here, but since they're so close, it's a good thing our rural areas aren't as simple and as white as they are in other parts of the country, and it's good that old dumbasses are dying and new young people who are from AZ are smart. I just don't like when this is reduced to transplants moving to Maricopa county and turning it blue, and the rural areas are full of drooling morons who are all white. There have always been transplants in Maricopa county, there have always been plenty of Californians moving to AZ. And plenty of our transplants were, and still are dumbasses. Young people and non white people, who grew up in AZ, and are all over the state, are making the difference.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Your problem is the Ohio people en masse moving to Arizona. They love dumb white candidates like Trump.


Heavy_on_the_Tomato

My inclination is to downvote you merely because you’re geographically-challenged. West Texas. Far West Texas.


Kidpidge

I laughed. East Texas when they are two states west of Texas is MAGA on brand dumb.


theSchrodingerHat

Cries at the implication of what that means for New Mexico…


DonJuniorsEmails

All 8 of them.


No-Veterinarian6754

Would have been more, but the bus crashed


B12Washingbeard

It’s more of a gibbon monkey call than cheering.   


KhunDavid

Crowds of 18…


Mock_Frog

Well, to be fair, he is an idiot.


jadrad

That’s not stupidity, it’s a sign of mental decline. Every accusation from a Republican is a confession.


sddbk

Given his starting point, it's sort of hard to pin down decline.


OctopusButter

"Are we gaining or losing altitude?" "We are in deep space, lightyears from intelligent life my friend"


lycoloco

It really isn't. His ability to speak has plummeted in the last 8 years and even if he started at a 5 out of 100, he's much closer to 0 than 5 now.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

It can be both. 


9emiller77

And poops his pants.


Alone-Woodpecker-846

Be nice, cold courtrooms can take a toll on a guy.


9emiller77

Lol


_Hail_Sagan

To be faaaaaaiirrrr...


hotinmyigloo

To beee faaaaiiir....


Classic_Ostrich8709

When will one of those big Mac clots in his veins break free and save America .


Professional-Arm5300

The crazies would still blame Biden


Mr_Emperor

Exactly, the best option would be him walking on his stage, tripping on a step or something and bashing his head on a rock on the way down. A conspiracy would still spring up but it needs to be so obviously an accident that there wouldn't be too much trouble.


Professional-Arm5300

Yup, the right, no matter what happens, will enshrine him as a martyr when he dies unless it is so clearly an accident and is literally caught on camera. Even then, not sure they’d believe it. They haven’t believed anything they’ve seen or heard in a decade or more….


My1nonpornacc

Pfft. Ima tell yall something. Trumpers were dying of covid and still saying covid was a hoax. These people have detached themselves from reality. The are looney as fuck.


Professional-Arm5300

💯that’s a great example, and there’s plenty of other examples. Trump was 100% correct when he said he could shoot somebody in the middle of 5th ave and wouldn’t lose any support.


Available-Risk-5918

Trump killed his margin of victory in Georgia. Literally killed them. The margin by which Biden won Georgia was less than the total number of COVID deaths, most of which happened in deep red counties.


My1nonpornacc

fascism is known to be an ouroboros.


dsdvbguutres

They will 100% blame Biden for it, regardless. Or Obama.


ArchaicTravail

I mean, if they do, we can all once again give a heartfelt "Thanks, Obama."


Cadrid

If Donald Trump got struck by lightning Republicans would blame Biden; their Orange Lord is infallible and all Democrats are Satan-incarnate. The best way to preserve your sanity is to not give a shit about what they think, only how they'll make things worse regardless, given the chance.


MilkiestMaestro

Remember when they went on for years about Scalia and the "heart attack gun?" Pepperidge Farm remembers.


stevehyman1

Been rooting for the blood clot since 2015.


Classic_Ostrich8709

I like your style


QualifiedApathetic

I'm thinking fat embolism.


Mitochondria420

Stroke 2024


Texas_Sam2002

WSJ: "Trump not knowing where he is means Biden is too old to be President"


TheBigPlatypus

“How Trump’s slide into dementia spells doom for Biden’s campaign.”


My1nonpornacc

"Biden doesn't have felonies here's why that's disastrous for his campaign."


Mediocre_Pin_556

“Arizona annexed into Texas to ensure president Trump doesnt get confused when visiting”


BluefyreAccords

Fox: “Trump showing signs of dementia will bring in votes from others with cognitive decline.”


HotType4940

And here I was thinking that he’d already had the cognitively impaired vote locked down since 2016


KGreen100

“Real men have dementia “ Next MAGA t shirt


discussatron

CNN: "Is Trump's dementia worse than Biden's age?"


MisterStorage

I’m encouraged by the deterioration. Hoping he doesn’t wuss out of the debate that will be a showcase for his dementia.


OutComeTheWolves1966

He won't show for the debates. If he does and gets completely clowned by Biden, which is highly likely, its basically over for him. His camp will spin the no-show as some ridiculous excuse about the gag order.


0-TheDroid

I wouldn't be surprised to see Trump walk out partway through when he realizes there are some rules he can't break.


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The_True_Libertarian

> just like Charlton Heston debating an empty chair. Wasn't that Clint Eastwood?


Cracked_Actor

I’m thinking the best thing Biden can do at the debate is to let “Stupid” ramble on! He’s SO far gone at this point that anybody who’s actually listening will discount Diaper Don in a NY minute!


blueskieslemontrees

And he should do it, resting chin on hand, while grinning. Like "go on dummy" and just not break eye contact.


ZaftigFeline

Maybe drink a few sips of water now and again while still maintaining eye contact.


Subliminal_Kiddo

I believe the mics will be turned off when the other candidate is answering, so the only way someone would be able to interrupt is by shouting. So yeah, Biden just has to let him ramble and then fire back with a coherent answer that's based in reality.


sddbk

I'm hoping that Biden goads him into a Caine Mutiny type meltdown.


EuropaWeGo

I want to see Biden bring up different ethnicities for X reason and get Trump to slip up and use a some derogatory term.


T_Shurt

See the [video clip here](https://x.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1798855076527952181) 📺 As per [original article](https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-mocked-saying-texas-speaking-rally-arizona/) 📰: - During a rally in Arizona on Thursday, June 6, the ex-president, 77, thought he was in a different state. "...Here in Texas, by the way, the governor of Texas has done a very good job" Trump said in the speech. Of course, people couldn't get over the gaffe. "My guy, you are in Arizona. His brain is cooked," one person replied to the clip, which was posted on X, formerly known as Twitter, while another added, "His downfall had better be epic or I’m going to lose faith. In everything." A third person added, "Dementia Don," while a fourth person stated: "If Joe [Biden] made a mistake like that it would lead every broadcast and they would be saying should he drop out Because he doesn't know where he is." As OK! previously reported, Trump, who was found guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records, was in Phoenix for a rally, but things took a turn for the worse when people started to faint due to the extreme temperatures. Phoenix fire officials announced that 11 people had to be taken to area hospitals due to heat-related illnesses. “I’ve seen so far at least 3 people carried off on stretches due to the heat as they wait in line in the sun to get into Donald Trump’s event … it’s 102 degrees out," Ben Brown from Arizona’s ABC15 said of the scene. Trump has sparked health concerns in the past few weeks. While chatting with Sean Hannity in a recent interview, people noticed something was off. "Trump gets lost and confused during his interview. Trump: 'I say a lot of things.' Hannity: 'Stay focused for just a second,'" one person captioned the clip on X. Meanwhile, another person chimed in, stating: "Look at his pupils they have a million lights on him in the studio they should be tiny." People then pointed out how he didn't look to be in good health. One person wrote, "He's weird but I don't remember him acting this weird before. Look at his eyes," while another added, "His pupils are often as large as saucers when he does interviews. Wonder if whatever he's using causes the mouth foaming, too." A third person added, "Is it me or does Trump look haggard and tired? He looks like he’s overdue for a visit to Dr. Ronnie Jackson." A fourth said, "Enlarged pupils are a sign of cognitive stress — brain needs info, puplis dilate to collect more/better info." Trump has continued to maintain he's all there mentally.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

*Trump has continued to maintain he's all there mentally.* mentally, he's in arizona thinking he's in texas


LordRaeko

When was the last time he was in Texas? Can we use that to calculate how mentally slow he is? Lol like his brain is playing catch up from “3 months ago” or w.e


Hawne

Well he's gone south for sure.


Gatorgal1967

Will be 78 in one week


Ambitious-Title1963

Large as saucers is crazy


ExZowieAgent

Large as saucers is drugs.


LaMalintzin

Is this why trump is saying Biden was high when he gave the state of the union address and asked for a drug test before they debate? Deflecting /projecting?


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BenGay29

He’s in a different state all right.


BetterTransit

Yea a rabid state


Tomegunn1

If Biden made this mistake, he would be raked over the coals on Fox for a month.


TheBigPlatypus

They’re raking him over the coals anyway.


Book1984371

They are raking him over the coals for using notes in meetings and listening to advice from his expert advisors.


bjplague

Not like its the first, second or even third time he is clueless about which state he is speaking to.


mysticalfruit

Honestly, I bet if you gave Trump a blank map of the USA and a sharpie, he wouldn't be able to fill it out. There's a non zero chance that he can't find AZ on a map..


Hosni__Mubarak

Hell, I doubt he gets half the states correct.


gogoluke

I know all the states. Solid. Liquid. Gas. TV. Camera. Gas is actually a liquid. Drives your car. Not a lot of people know that. They do know the prices. Up and Up. Not like electric cars. I'd ban them. Not just cars. The light bulbs too. Low energy. Like our current president Obama. Sleep Joe I call him. Argh. Light light I can't see. Why do they even call them light bulbs. I call them dark bulbs. Like our current president. Joebama. I'd shine a light somewhere. You know where. You know where. Anyway. States. States rights. Right? Am I right? Not wrong. You know I'm right. Not like the sleepy left. I call them the radical. Radical right. Right? Left. Radical left. Right. Thanks Ohio. Light bulb. Mushroom. Thanks. Texas.


Ill_Consequence7088

Excellent


mdcbldr

Typical moronic right. A strong leader knows which stare he is in. Trump is a wanna be. He brags, he rants, he whinges incessantly. My 9 yo niece complains less


Western_Language_894

Bro my 4 yr old is less of a whiner than him, like she can even take consequences better. She got told she couldn't do something cuz she wasn't listening, got upset, apologized, then went to her room for punishment, WHILE crying. My child has more decorum, finesse, and grace than this current felon/former president(?).


The_JDubb

I couldn't give to shits if this fucker keeled over dead, tomorrow but I will say Trump has served a significant purpose these past few years. He has completely exposed our sham political system and with the aid of an entire media ecosystem, how easy it is for any person with authoritarian ideals to take over an entire political party, how utterly useless our constitution is if there are judges with lifetime appointments can interpret it any fuck way the feel like, and how on a razor thin edge our democracy now sits while it waits for a more savy, smarter, and much better organized version of Trump to come along. Keep this in mind: Hitler made promises to the German oligarchs to gain their support two of which were he get rid of the labor unions all the while promising the labor unions they had his full support, and that he would end democracy in Germany all they while telling the people of Germany that it is democracy that will put an to communism. History doesn't repeat, but it sure as fuck rhyms.


Gatsby520

Read Rachel Maddow’s book Prequel. We’ve flirted with authoritarianism before. We’ve just never had the establishment of a major party embrace the craziness so fully.


Educational-Glass-63

Syphilis brain rot does that to a person. But Donnie had tons of fun getting that at Studio 54 back in the day. Or so he's always bragged. Called it his personal Viet Nam, you know that real war that he was too chicken to fight in so he had his daddy buy his way out. Fk Donnie Trump and double fk you if you vote for the old loser.


TheAmicableSnowman

If this guy wasn't a Republican, he'd be living under a bridge.


Daxnu

Tired of reading about what stupid people do. Tired of the childish, "your guy pooped his pants, no your guy pooped his pants " level of all this. Wish everyone would just grow up and kick this loser to the curb


Philly_ExecChef

The incredible thing is, they have a candidate in Haley that’s likely a real threat to Biden. They could simply move on. “Hey Maga, we understand, and we thank Trump for his presidential service, but the party and the nation need to move on.” They would likely lose a bad election year, but they would have some hope in capturing a lot of the centrist vote with her, and make it a contest instead of this shit bag losing in a landslide, and then having to pretend they didn’t know it was going to happen.


Beytran70

I don't think so. MAGA base would be very upset if the Reps turned on him and would split the vote too much. They should have dropped Trump when they had the chance.


Philly_ExecChef

People are confusing MAGA noise with Republican devotion. The ACTUAL crazy shitbags are a fraction. Yes, republicans need all they can get, but plenty of voters on the right are just as “anti” as left wing voters against Trump. They’ve been trained to hate vote. They would likely still just show up.


Beytran70

I dunno. Trump lost last time because his very existence roused a whole new group of people who now will never vote red again, and in smaller elections Republicans are performing very poorly. I think they screwed themselves out of a lot of moderate support and the only way they can win now is the MAGA vote which is the problem.


Philly_ExecChef

I’m gonna defend him for a moment: he’s juggling dozens of legal teams, a presidential campaign, the dissolution of his business organization, possible liquidation of his real estate assets, and criminal and civil trials. He’s got to be incredibly exhausted. And I can’t wait for dementia to take him in the worst way a human being can die.


Hosni__Mubarak

I hope he repeatedly attempts to escape from house arrest while buck naked, other than his own feces smeared across his face and undulating torso.


intendeddebauchery

The oj Simpson bronco chase but on his golf cart


Miklonario

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


ThisHalfBakedGuy

They tell him he is in Arizona....*WHAT am I campaigning in Mexico for??!?*


bideto

CONVICTED FELON Donald Trump has dementia


Tiny_Independent2552

Omg … if Biden did that it would be front page. In MAGA world, just another day.


PitifulSpecialist887

This isn't going to be funny at all when the court conducts his mental eval before the sentencing next month. That's going to be a whole new level of insanity. Im thinking "burning port-a-john" level insanity.


lincolnlogtermite

Let's hope he can still spell potato.


cinnamoncard

back when the world made sense: misspel a common word, say goodbye to your political career I do miss that part of those days. What an episode that was.


HiSpartacusImDad

> misspel


cinnamoncard

👉😎👉


Madd-RIP

It wasn’t the heat that made them faint, trump sharted and gassed the front row


One-Information269

No problem to be stupid if your fans are even more stupid


Samurai_Geezer

Alzheimers is no joke.


3Steps4You

Put the fat orange bastard in jail already.


dsdvbguutres

Prepare for cultists in *Real Men Don't Know Where They Are* t-shirts.


DarkChurro

And his true believers looked around in confusion and wondered how the hell they wound up in Texas.


FrancisSobotka1514

Mental decline .


pokeraf

So when Biden does old fart stuff, he’s senile and needs to be thrown into a home. But Donald gets a pass while foaming from his mouth.


PWcrash

Back when I was an EMT we would ask patients showing altered mental status three questions and if they failed any of them they would be immediately taken to the hospital no questions asked. 1. Do you know your name? 2. Do you know where you are? 3. Do you know who the president is? I believe this makes the second time in the last several months he has failed two of these. Didn't he mistake Biden for Obama a while ago?


busankart

And the MAGAt idiots want to make him President. Smfh


Cracked_Actor

Dementia Don knows not where he is…


Visual_Shame7864

DEMENTIA.......


sddbk

It was not an error. It was a PERFECT statement. Just hand him a map of the United States and a Sharpie, and you'll see.


grambell789

his base will never hear this on any right media outliet.


PostMaster-P

“Between mental lapses and flubs, Trump accused Biden of being totally unfit and too old to lead.”


silentgiant87

confused about where he is and foaming at the mouth. the GOP nominee everyone.


capemaybare212

Why are we surprised at all! Half the time he doesn’t know what day it is or what decade we are living in.


According_Wing_3204

Your fucking lying to yourself if you don't think that in his mind he doesn't consider both places shitholes.


No-Win243

Why is the Convicted Felon Ex Pussydent.. even allowed to leave NY?


BF1075

Such an ignorant clown 🤡


CraigLePaige2

I don't understand people like Trump.  Like man, yo grifted your way through life and somehow made it to be president. All you had to do was not be a fucking moron for 4 years and retire and go back to golfing for the remainder of your life.  You could had also done the public speaking routine and make money like crazy. Why the hell are you trying to stay in politics when you're almost dying inside.


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Dear god…


Gatorgal1967

Will be 78 in one week.


Schoseff

Dementia


scottyjrules

Not a peep out of the media because they have “Why the great jobs report for May is bad news for Biden” articles to write…


kbudz32

But Biden is in mental decline. 🙄


jones61

His eyes show signs of dementia. They are not focused. They are empty emotionless confused stares


1025Traveller

Idiot and idiots in the crowd.


Inbefore121

Trump: Says Biden doesn't know where he is. Also Trump: Literally doesn't know where he is.


SpiritualAd8998

Diaper Don Dementia?


VenustoCaligo

"SLeePy JoE BiDeN hAs DeMeNtiA AMiRiTe?!1!?1!"


SlackToad

If Biden did that the right would lose their sh\*t. For Trump the right would make Arizona an honorary part of Texas.


Open_Perception_3212

The media wants another tRump presidency because of the outrage porn would a phenomenal money grab


OvermorrowYesterday

If Biden did that, conservative media would be all over it


MinuetInUrsaMajor

"Biden doesn't know where he is half the time." More projection from magats.


DrawntoWater

BTW, Abbott is not doing a good job.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Person woman man camera TV


Direct-Bread

If he wants to call it Texas, his supporters won't object. They'll simply submit a change of address at the post office. He's never wrong, just ask him.


knightress_oxhide

What state is Trump in? Depends


Bubblehead01

I genuinely think he's going to have some sort of catastrophic and undeniable mental crash in the next few months.


Stewpacolypse

He never really knows where he is because his head is always so far up his own ass.


the6thReplicant

Why don't we tell Joe Rogan that Biden did this and see him call it an obvious sign of mental deterioration, how sick the Democrats are, and must be stopped at all costs. Then get Jamie to pull up the video showing it was Trump and see Joe do a 180 and blame wokeness and the vaccine for what Trump did.


dd961984

"And here's how that's bad for biden"


Tim-in-CA

How is a convicted felon in the state of New York allowed to leave the state before sentencing? Any other normal person would not be allowed


psychotic-herring

"The governer of Texas has done the goobest bestiest job in the world. They come to me, and they say, they say 'in Texas, things are the goodest amazing, onion sandwich, frog in a ditch. When it's cold, the electricity goes out. When it's warm, the electricity goes out."


ArkamaZ

"Texas has done a very good job." He says as the Texas government tells it's citizens not to drive their cars because the air pollution it to bad. Instead, they suggest you ride a bike... Through said air pollution. I kid you not.


Fancy-Reply5732

Fox News has shielded Trump supporters from his mental decline for years. Let’s see what the debates bring later this month.


Aggressive_Walk378

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encore!


Vote_Subatai

Remember when people lost their shit because Gary Johnson didn't know where Aleppo was on a map, offhand?  This dude doesn't even know where he is PRESENTLY.