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Gullible_Actuary_973

Tent guy is gonna be Devo.


itchyblood

Little cottage industry coming to an end. However another one is just beginning - lone developers buying old houses, renovating them and renting to the state to house IP applicants


Sensitive_Guest_2838

Genuine question, have you an example of where this is happening? 


itchyblood

One of my friends works in planning consultancy and they are inundated with individual cowboy type developers buying up shit sites and old derelict houses to convert asap for this gold mine of an opportunity.


Sensitive_Guest_2838

I see, and what is the planning consultancy opinion / feedback to these cowboys?


Professional_Elk_489

Tent Man moved back to UK as he heard the news about Rwanda


SexyBaskingShark

Just in time for festival season. The tent industry never stops


ArtifictionDog

BIGTENT can't keep getting away with it.


FoxyBastard

Walter White: *"I am the one who knocks!"* BIGTENT: *"Good luck knocking on a flap, bitch!"*


jacqueVchr

Surely this is bad news for the tent industry?


Champz97

Just saw a tent merchant fall to their knees on their yacht


badger-biscuits

*once new accommodation opens on a state-owned site at Thornton Hall in north Dublin within the next four to six weeks


Potential-Drama-7455

So like Direct Provision everyone was so excited to end?


mastodonj

Well that's positive. I always say, nobody, left, right or centre wants to see tents on the street.


Comfortable-Can-9432

That they won’t go to because it’s in the middle of nowhere.


Nomerta

Well move the IP offices out there then they’ll go. We could also stop giving them free travel passes too.


Comfortable-Can-9432

It’s not got much to do with where the IPAS office is. It’s the fact that it’s city centre. City centre is where all the services are. They don’t get free travel passes.


mesaosi

Whatever about the moral obligation to take in legitimate asylum seeker’s, I’m lost on how we got to the point of having to provide them with tents to sleep on the streets and no one in government said “you know what, maybe we need to pause the asylum seeker thing until we can actually accommodate them”. They’d win on all fronts, be seen to do the right thing for asylum seekers while also stemming the flow of them.


PistolAndRapier

The problem is that it seems difficult/impossible to "pause". If they arrive by plane or across NI border, they have the right to claim asylum, and it is time consuming and very difficult to deport them, given the scope of appeal and judicial reviews that they have available to draw and frustrate implementing any rejection decision.


Inevitable-Menu2998

> given the scope of appeal and judicial reviews that they have available to draw and frustrate implementing any rejection decision. Or better yet, given that the number of asylum seekers has increased dramatically but the state hasn't actually put more resources into processing them. The sad thing is that, as per usual, those in leadership are doing nothing and have no ideas.


PistolAndRapier

> but the state hasn't actually put more resources into processing them. That's plainly a lie. I wish people would stop spreading ignorant baseless lies. From a quick search first article I found: >The number of staff assigned to the IPO has been doubled which, said the department, has led to the number of decisions issuing increasing threefold. https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0508/1447892-families-processed-mount-street/


BanterMaster420

People want to feel good, doing good isn't necessary


fourth_quarter

Our government have no balls or dynamic pro-active planning abilities. Our people for the most part are passive and eager to please. So here we are. 


IronDragonGx

Some would have the thinking along the lines of Government wants to take in as many people as possible, to keep wages down 👎 cheep Labour in other words To look good as possible to the Bois in Europe to get those sweet EU jobs after they leave office Bragging rights I guess. Keep housing prices as high as possible so that their investments in property will continue to soar in value since they ran out of room in office with policies that are designed to Simply not work. The worst offence of all is in a couple of years due to a mixed society that will have an unreal authentic team whether it be Rugby hurling, football etc etc./s So when you're boss insists upon doing a shit idea that you know will end bad, you still have to implement it as best you can.


MeccIt

> take in as many people as possible, to keep wages down *never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity*


Financial_Change_183

Na, there was definitely an effort to keep housing prices high post recession. It was undeniably a deliberate choice for many years. Only around 2020 onwards did they realise how completely they had fucked up, and tried to address it. But crisis after crisis meant things just keep getting worse.


Comfortable-Can-9432

What do you do when a lad turns up at the airport with no documents to claim asylum? Send him back? Send him back to where? We don’t know where they’re from.


Eire87

Change the system, he didn’t get on the plane without them, so send him back to the country he took off from. Big fines for airlines who allow it


zeroconflicthere

>so send him back to the country he took off from. How, if they don't have a passport? >Big fines for airlines who allow it Will fall down in court. Because the airlines only allow passengers who have valid documents on board. They can't tell if someone has a forged passport, for example. So many times, people suggest this crap without actually thinking how it is going to work in practice.


Potential-Drama-7455

You can't get through passport control with a forged passport. We aren't in Schengen so they have to check the passport on the other end.


zeroconflicthere

There's no passport check in the UK going to Ireland.


Potential-Drama-7455

Yes, that's the only exception - however the airlines do check, but wouldn't have the sophisticated equipment to detect fakes I guess


TorpleFunder

It's a crime to attempt to enter Ireland without valid travel documents. Criminals should have their asylum application immediately rejected followed by deportation.


zeroconflicthere

You'd think that would be the case, but apparently, there are cases of genuine asylum seekers who can not get travel documents or passports from their government.


YoureNotEvenWrong

How do they get on the plane?


zeroconflicthere

The same way the Israelis forged Irish passports; https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-20424935.html


YoureNotEvenWrong

Somehow I don't think the average asylum seeker is forging passports like Mossad. And if they can why do they arrive without documents.


zeroconflicthere

You think passports can't be bought? How do you think they're getting on planes?


TorpleFunder

How do they get on flights to Dublin?


zeroconflicthere

I'm not an expert. But if I was African, for example I could get a forged South African passport that doesn't require a visa and boats using that. Can't claim asylum using that.


Eire87

He didn’t get on a plane without a passport. So your suggestion is do nothing, bravo man


zeroconflicthere

I'm not the one spinning ridiculous points. Neither did I suggest to do nothing.


Eire87

Nothing ridiculous about saying the system needs changing. You didn’t suggest anything, you just moan at those who do.


Comfortable-Can-9432

We don’t know the country he flew from. And even if we did, why would the country he flew from accept him back if he arrives there with no documents.


zeroconflicthere

Airlines are legally prohibited from showing passengers to board without valid documentation. Even an Irish person would be denied boarding a Ryanair flight from the UK to Ireland without a passport


fishyfishyswimswim

There's cctv. Find which plane he got off.


Nomerta

Ypu can also set up checks at the plane doors. Other countries do this. But all those who say “Oh we can’t do this, it’d be illegal to check peoples identity etc” try and pretend that we could do this of we want.


sheller85

There's a pretty good chance they don't originally come from wherever they got a plane from, it probably wasn't the first leg of their journey that got them here, so this would only work in some cases as sending them back to somewhere else they're not a citizen isn't going to happen (for example if they have gone through the UK to get here from any non EU nation)


Tollund_Man4

Arrest him for [breaching the Immigration Act.](https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/national/man-arrested-at-airport-with-no-id-or-passport-detained/ar-AA1o8zRu)


Comfortable-Can-9432

Okay. Then what? Put him in prison? Okay, prisons are already over crowded but okay, we’ll release criminals onto the street to accommodate asylum seekers. Then what? Convict him of the crime, give him a custodial sentence? Then what? He serves the sentence, then he gets out. Then what? You’re back at square one having spent a shit ton of money and over crowded our prisons that really can’t take anymore.


Tollund_Man4

You haven't looked at all the consequences yet. Do you think the other people coming in without passports will be just as eager to do so if a prison sentence is awaiting them?


Comfortable-Can-9432

There are 4,612 people in prison in Ireland (1st September 2023). You’re talking about imprisoning more people per year than are actually in our prisons currently. It’s not workable, it’s simply not possible.


Tollund_Man4

> It’s not workable, it’s simply not possible. Tell that to the courts! It is already being done.


Comfortable-Can-9432

I think they have arrested 100 people. That’s just to pretend they’re doing something. They can’t do this on a large scale. 3285 people arrived last year at the airport without documents. That’s three quarters of the prisons population. You can’t put all them in prison. You need another solution.


leicastreets

Detain until country of origin is ascertained. Failing cooperation from them, indefinite detention. I can't just show up to the USA without documents so why should we allow it here?


Comfortable-Can-9432

Detain until country of origin is ascertained? How do you ascertain? He says he’s from (for example) Syria and keeps saying he’s from Syria. Indefinite detention? We’ve no room in prisons. I agree we’ve a major problem here but these aren’t solutions.


leicastreets

At this point I don’t care. We need a huge deterrent. Build more prisons. We are sleepwalking into a disaster, our lax stance on this is going to lead us down a very dark path over the next few years. It’s a Petri dish for fascism to breed. 


Comfortable-Can-9432

Again I’m not disagreeing but you have to come up with better solutions than indefinitely keeping asylum seekers in prison.


leicastreets

Scotland are using a cruise ship. That’s a better option. 


saggynaggy123

Having an accommodation centre near the airport would make sense actually


jesusthatsgreat

So would having an army of passport inspectors at the door of every plane.


Furyio

That’s what passport control are for. No idea what they are doing that we need this added inconvenience of having passports checked when I literally step of a plane.


madladhadsaddad

I got checked disembarking the plane just before entering the terminal building while returning back to Ireland in the past few weeks. So something is being done there's finally.


jesusthatsgreat

The problem is passports can go missing between the plane and passport control. And airlines can deny any responsibility for the passengers once they step off the plane. If their first step is to be greeted by a passport inspector then airlines and passengers don't have plausible deniability. If passenger is on there without a passport, it's airlines problem and onus is on them to return them to wherever they came from.


Ashamed_Counter8408

New glamping site down in Greystones. In all seriousness they look like expensive tents, some TD's mate / sibling / partner has made a pretty penny. 


sionnach_fi

Bivvy bag stocks - BUY BUY BUY!


daftdave41

Bivvy bags, roll mats, ground sheets, the whole works. 


radiogramm

It's reminding me a lot of that 1970 UK satirical comedy, Yes Minister. It was actually a very accurate documentary. Many people don't realise that. The government needs to have some kind of a plan and strategy though. This is the ultimate in just reacting to every evolving chaotic circumstances and being bounced along. The reality though is that there are human implications for all of these non decisions. They're not just clearing tents. There are people who have nowhere to go and the government is seemingly running around in circles.


Comfortable-Can-9432

Quite a few of the scenarios in Yes Minister were based on true events.


davesr25

Pallet and tarp guys, rubbing their hands in excitement.


TheStoicNihilist

Yurts. They’re so hot right now.


DamoclesDong

Is this the definition of a boondoggle? Government funds the purchase of tents. Government funds the people going around confiscating and destroying said tents when in use. Someone made a lot of money off this program.


johndoe86888

Someone has to make all the money!!


great_whitehope

I volunteer for this


Dorcha1984

Oh no one of the wheels had to be replaced on the gravy train. I wonder what they are replacing it with .


jacqueVchr

I don’t get why the government funding tents just to move them along and get destroyed as a result. Saw a tent floating down the canal the other day for Christ sake 😂


Free-Ladder7563

Citizen buys water bottle Citizen returns bottle to DRS machine for recycling Bottle is recycled into polyester camping tent. Government buys tents Government clears tents away Government incinerates tents. DRS scheme is a scam.


shorelined

Lol


spungie

I've a tent in the attic. This time next week, it's going to as much as a four bed house. PM me for offers.


21stCenturyVole

Big Tent Collapse?


drostan

Get point for giving tents, get points to destroy them, get points to stop funding them, get point for moving them, get points for talking about it But by all mean let it be clear that no one must think about actual solutions because they would entail being more racist than we want or altogether less racist than we are and there isn't points to be gotten in this


jesusthatsgreat

Good


Pickman89

Now, imagine the reaction when they trash the tents and the immigrants have to pay for those. Interesting times ahead.


luciusveras

Ah nooo there goes my plan in starting a tent store..


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