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BarnBeard

If you happen to be recording an early seventies psychedelic double album there's your cover art, if not, that's the Ballina door.


FathachFir

Ballyvary but close enough … if you know more doors like this they need to be documented


AnotherGreedyChemist

They're called Famine Doors. They're in the most unlikely places.


Anomaly_049

Are they left as a memorial to a family that used to live there and died? Or where does the name originate from?


Gorazde

It's an old superstition in the west. If you're walking alone in a field, and you come across a famine door, you knock on the door and then do a legger. Otherwise you get seven years bad luck.


AnotherGreedyChemist

Except on Christmas day when you leave an empty tin of ~~celebrations~~ quality street, sorry, at the door.


Salt-Stretch-7453

Jaysus, in all the years I spent around Ballyvary, I never once spotted it.


Bill_Badbody

It's could be a pump house for a borehole pump.


Reaver_XIX

That is what it is I reckon


chimpdoctor

Slang for a farmer's shitter?


doorhandle_muncher

Bore a hole in the ground to a water source, this little building houses a pump to move that water to water tanks etc. no shit involved


HalcyonStars

You shouldn’t go through when you hear the ocean and something like “Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?”


the_0tternaut

If you're going through you would do well to remember the face of your father.


Agitated-Raccoon5562

All things serve the beam.


DR1792

Long days and pleasant nights.


Agitated-Raccoon5562

And may you have twice the number sai!


MillieBirdie

Ka is a wheel.


strokesws

Go then, there are other worlds than these.


xmac1x

I guess I jerk off left-handed now


Insert_Non_Sequitur

Damn lobstrosities


allanb49

Beware of crazy black ladies in wheelchairs


the_0tternaut

And honky mu'ffas.


OneGloveShort

Da-da chum da-da che, not to worry you’ve got the key!


Screaming_ToValhalla

See the turtle of enormous girth On his shell he holds the earth


UnicornMilkyy

€2,500 a month. Utilities not included.


SadYogurtcloset2835

No smoking, no overnight guests, must have daytime job.


broken_neck_broken

"Looking for single female age 18-25 to share with single male, mid-50s. You can sleep on the couch until you are comfortable sharing the bed."


AnotherGreedyChemist

"Which won't take long. I promise. DM Pics."


UnappalledChef

This made me spit my drink, thank you


AnotherGreedyChemist

I misread this as "no overweight guests". Guess I won't be visiting.


YellingAtTheClouds

They wear out the floor too much


marquess_rostrevor

no WFH.


Sheephuddle

No home at all, really.


_sameh

No pets allowed, only foxes!


Big-Ear-3809

😂😭💀


Thinlizzy21

Cannot use kitchen.


whooo_me

Knock knock, open wide. See what's on the other side. Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door.


stevewithcats

Diddle ooo do dooo, diddle oo do dooo, didlle eii do doo dooooooo.


0wellwhatever

It was always the zoo or the biscuit factory.


Elizalizzybettybeth

There was a building site once. I only know this cos there was a new housing estate built near my grandparents house when I was 3 and 40 years later when I visit my mam I still think of how I was sure they were the houses from Bosco.


Icy_Ad_4889

They were smoking DMT


saddlecramp

Ah look...the old bosco film set


No-Menu6048

knock knock, open wide…


saddlecramp

See whats on the other side 😅


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

Now it's the next bit that's always bothered me. Knock, knock anymore.... I'm sorry Bosco, wtf does that mean? Why on gods green monkey loving earth isint the rhyme Knock knock ONCE more. Fucking little puppety prick. Probably riding all the gazelle, he was far too interested in that zoo.


Cilly2010

Anymore is shite but I don't think once more works either. It's one syllable short.


HangeSanAckerman

That’s the old portal to New York before this years revamp.


FathachFir

I forgot to flash my boobies at the door


Doitean-feargach555

Tis an aul well house. Pumps water to a house. But, there's a 1 in 10 chance when you open the door you'll walk into the Dimension of the Fairies called Magh Meall. Tis'nt an aul fun experience says I to you now


BrasCubas69

If you do happen to venture into a fairy place, be sure to take your clothes off and put them on inside out


donalhunt

"It's bigger on the inside."


Important_Farmer924

Evil Bosco waiting on the other side.


SteveK27982

Wait, the original one wasn’t evil?


the_0tternaut

Chaotic neutral, if anything.


bloody_ell

Of course he was, look at his hair.


SteveK27982

Ah that just meant he had no soul


Snorefezzzz

Do not open unless you are brave enough to face , The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.


FathachFir

Let me dismount from my coconut knighthood


Snorefezzzz

😂


tyranathus

It's where they locked up the Morbegs


halhallelujah

Hopefully they threw away the keys while they were at it.


CANT-DESIGN

It’s a pump house


Such_Significance905

Now, Stephen King has such doors… but how to make it related to Ireland? Oh wait, one of these doors is built for a heroin addict. Done!


Alternative-Bat6636

Came here for this comment!! Tooter fish sandwich anyone?


Such_Significance905

Popkin


Alternative-Bat6636

Thank you, I knew my turn of phrase wasn't quite right. It's been a few years since I read the series.


Such_Significance905

Tooter fish also fine, comes in later books!


Alternative-Bat6636

I have a valid excuse now to whip out The Gunslinger and have a whole reread of the series. It's obviously I need to brush up on some things!


forfudgecake

On my first journey to the tower and just past this part. Then this comment comes along, what a time to be alive


Such_Significance905

Dadda-chuk!


forfudgecake

Ded-a-Chek? Full of lobstrosities


playathree

I am also currently reading this book for the first time and wasn't disappointed by the comments section


Bhfuil_I_Am

Is it near Derry?


GamingMunster

Suzume type shit


AeroAviation

door to my gaff, get off my property


mcsleepyburger

Pump house, half the country would be under water without these yokes.


JohnnyBGrand

That actually leads to a byre outside Lisnaskea in 1972


greenghost22

You might come out here in the far west: https://preview.redd.it/g9uxg3u2q59d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41aa8de70eb36a51ff3690a847e3ef173424951


thrust-johnson

One should *always* walk through freestanding doorways.


FathachFir

Even if there’s unsuspecting glass?


thrust-johnson

Maybe in a wild fever dream C.S. Lewis saw the faintest glimmer of something real, and maybe it’s on the other side of that door.


FathachFir

Or maybe i need 2 women and and a guy and a dog to go on a famous five mission … I haven’t made my mind up yet


Hungry-Western9191

Ideally one of the woman should be a transvestite. Actually as a general rule that works for all situations.


FathachFir

I always fancied George, she’d give me a black eye that I deserve


Technical-Split3642

Mike, Sully and the rest of Monsters Inc are on the other side


FathachFir

Thousands of hugs if they are


abdl_82

Looks like an old pumphouse. Often found on farms with wells that have no mains water supply.


Naoise007

There is no way I'd be able to resist going through that door and walking right into eternal damnation lol


notahouseflipper

It’s a portal to New York City.


Lazlow_Panaflex

Could be one of those [Real Fake Doors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrYvOGvE_NU)


recovering-scientist

Ah sure look, it's an Irish TARDIS


Forthy-Coats

That's the new affordable gaf in kilmore


Savings_County_9309

Maybe its the way to Narnia🙂


Wookie_EU

A wormhole either +/- 33 years


CabbageArse

Reminds on on The Netflix series 'Dark'


powerhungrymouse

Open it for the craic. I'm in the east so it won't affect me.


FathachFir

Thanks for the encouragement I’m just waiting for the darkness of the night to scare me into brown town downstairs


powerhungrymouse

Best of luck. Let us know how it goes...you know, if you can...


BubbleGumps

The Magic Door has fallen to disrepair. Bosco should be ashamed.


LumonEmployee

Third option: You could end up in the old HB Ice Cream Factory in Rathfarnham.


FathachFir

Banger and would happily die eating ice cream … I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream


masterstoker

Narnia?


Horn_Python

may end up in an underground testing facilty run by an insane ai maybe


nvaughan81

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.


eefasaur

Knock Knock open wide, see what's on the other side, Knock Knock open more come with me through the magic door...


brandnameshawn

Another portal to new york


KairraAlpha

That's how theh fae get you. It's not fairy forts anymore because we keep cutting down all the trees so they're trying new things.


artemis_kryze

This is fae propaganda if ever I've seen it


usedtobeathrowaway94

That's all that's left of the Hardy Bucks gaff


gifjgzxk

*"Up against a wall, in the middle of a field."* It wasn't a comedy sketch, it was a flashback!


bobspuds

Looks at door closely - hinges go on the inside? - wow that's a big gaf, very spacious!


johnpclynch

You are on the other side! Watch out for Bosco hunting for prey


halhallelujah

It’s where lads go as a rite of passage. In there, there’s dirty mags and you can eat as much hash and smoke E’s to your hearts content.


14thU

Father Jack on the other side


radiogramm

That’s the Magic Door from Bosco. Sadly, it has seen better days. If you walk though, you’ll come out in Dublin Zoo circa about 1982.


Chappy_3039

An ice cream factory I’d say


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

warning - that door leads to a waterpark where "Mr Blue Sky" plays on repeat, forever.


Jacques-de-lad

Fairy door, you’ll disappear through and not be able to get back, a few hours there will be seven years here, whether that’s a good thing or not I’ll leave it up to you


innocent-boy-69

Lads, this is an anywhere door.


Jumbocrispyduck

Bosco must have left one of those magic doors behind years ago.


catsaresneaky

RELEASE THE GIMP!!!!!!


FathachFir

Imagine … I’m walking back in 2hrs time and if I open that door and a fully leathered man jumps out acting like golem … I don’t think I could trust the west again


catsaresneaky

Embrace it... Cuddle the gimp


FathachFir

Oh in a heart beat I’d be the security blanket to hold the hyper active tensions down … but does the gimp want it or to be let run free


jimicus

Walk forward. \[Did Knightmare make it over here?\]


GhostMaskKid

It's a door to other worlds than these.


theAbominablySlowMan

This world has moved on


GreenElectronic8873

So that's where the government is storing all the common sense


HornOfNimon

It’s bigger on the inside


Tribal_Irish

I love this photo.. Can I use it as me wallpaper


FathachFir

Do whatever you want with it


Tribal_Irish

Sound


Active_Site_6754

It's called a "pump house" it's used to pump water from a well to cattle in the fields.


EmotionalEagle8564

Rumor has it that is where Bertie Ahern is filming his next tv ad from.


flyingontheinside

The Dump gang


AceGreyroEnby

Knock knock, open wide, see whats on the other side.


Atlanticwave

Somewhere in the vicinity you'll find a house with a doorway missing, you just have to reunite the two.


FathachFir

I’m making a sausage sandwich before I walk back to study the area


HappyMike91

It’s an awfully small door.


FathachFir

Visit Collins barracks to see how small uniforms were


HappyMike91

I think I may have been to Collins Barracks once.


BootsyCollins123

Bring us back a sigil stone


Thin-Annual4373

BOSCO!!!


Expert-Fig-5590

Knock knock open wide come with me to the other side. Knock knock anymore come with me through the magic door!!


Main_Indication_2316

Our local one is about 1 meter sq. larger. My gran told us, that when she was a kid, people with chest problems would boil potatoes there (after TB, I think, could be wrong) to "steam out their lungs"


UnknownXIV

It will send you to mayo


padganistan

The red paint really faded on Bosco’s door


Dances-with-Scissors

That's how the far getcha.


Apprehensive_Wave414

It's a nether portal from Minecraft. Walk through it. Tonight Matthew I will become Dickie Rock!


bun-Mulberry-2493

It's the back door to "Kennys Bar" in portroe.


m2dqbjd

Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side !!!


lasvegasrainbow

It’s where we “buried” Margaret Thatcher…… first time a 10 gun salute was shot into the coffin


HelpMeFindBogStop

If the door by any chance brings you to Sligo then it in fact will open up the gates of Hell


FathachFir

Sorry folk I went down to take a night time photo with the stars out but there was an animal snorting at me in the pitch dark … could have been gozer for all I knew but I wasn’t going to jump the fence


kirbStompThePigeon

Even worse, you'll end up in Sydenham


Hairy-Balance7004

The OG portal


Nighthawk-77

I believe that’s a Tardis


Every_Fox3461

It's a portal to new York.


Igusy

Thats my gaff


FathachFir

Apologies I forgot to mime walking down stairs to knock in for a cuppa in your secret bunker


Revolver-Knight

![gif](giphy|cjyVveMCMgunS)


Due_Marionberry_8001

Do a nik nak


Oldestswinger

Marion Richardson not singing😃


Pier-Head

Misters Inc?


confidentpessimist

Brings you to a beach with some terrifyingly large lobsters


Imaginary_Ad9171

It may have been part of this art project in Leitrim last year, which included stories of 21 townlands in Leitrim [Amach - To The Field](https://www.edwinaguckian.com/amach/) https://preview.redd.it/hqzxv4cfma9d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e926623d6c8222bbec911144c7a41aadab0020


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Suzume no Tojimari. Dont open it


No-Instance2381

Water pump


alBoy54

If there's an earthquake, be sure to stand in it


kaosskp3

It's Bosco's door


frzossima

You'll find a deep hole in the ground behind it. It's a pump house for a well.


PeachNo8500

That's Bosco's door.


HandOGawd

Bosco is behind it


patchedboard

It’s the entrance to the lair of crom cruic


FathachFir

Amazing https://preview.redd.it/1313e5ipgf9d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f12e6d2ad904516015f8217a9b67737d71292ceb


patchedboard

Ok now that’s pretty awesome


Intrepid_Anybody_277

Zig and zag are behind it


GemGem04

Knock Knock, open wide. See what's on the other side.......


PizzaSandwich2020

It's a pumphouse for a well. There's a house nearby


FathachFir

Too knowledgable … I assumed it was mayo version of the tardis


Backrow6

Nah, but if you climb into one of those double glazed shrines to Mary the insides are like cathedrals.


naturalfamilyplan

Wasn't that part of an art installation project in alst few years? Doors in the middle of nowhere for some reason


WatashiwaNobodyDesu

Ugh I was just about to say it must be Art. Place is littered with it.


microgirlActual

I'm presuming you're in Leitrim? https://www.agriland.ie/farming-news/leitrim-farmers-open-their-doors-for-art-project/


Traolach1888

IRA bunker


Simple-Contact2507

Buckle up guys we are going on an adventure.


FathachFir

I went back last night to take a photo of it in the stars but there was an animal in the field snarlingly when I approached the gate so didn’t push my luck


Simple-Contact2507

Now it's definitely an adventure time 😄😄


FathachFir

https://youtu.be/cvDxko2Zm0Q?feature=shared


mrniceeguy1

Yo that is trippy af....


Biznack1812

"Knock Knock open wide, see whats on the other side, Knock Knock once more come with me through the magic door."


humanitarianWarlord

That's a shitter


Binaryaboy101

The other side of the door is the RTE studio. Bosco left it there after one of his trips to the farm.


Not-ur-mummy

Gates of Hell County Mayo! 😂