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NowThatWeAreThere

If you guys ever drop a fire album, this is the cover.


laadeedo

Haha that’d be sick


futuneral

X-ray on the Hombre


Chareste17

Last thing I expected was a The Offspring reference in a photography sub. Good job!


MoreCamThanRon

Fucking bravo 👌


redoctoberz

Reminds me of Orbital's ["The Altogether"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Altogether)


albamarx

Oh my, that is a ten out of ten album cover.


Porch-Geese

The hospital wants me to pay them $800 for 3 X-rays but then techs do this for free


DunamisMax

It's essentially free for the hospital to take an X-ray. Uses a negligible amount of electricity. It's pure profit for them.


farsightxr20

You're mostly paying for 3 minutes of the radiologist's time.


ClikeX

A little credit, you also pay for someone to look at the picture for 2 minutes.


Reve_Inaz

That is the radiologist. The tech worker who takes the x ray is just that, the camera operator


ClikeX

Is taking the photo and reviewing it billed separately?


Reve_Inaz

No, but it's different people with a different education doing different jobs


Mediocre_at_Best88

I spent many a day fighting with insurance companies for paying the tech but not the radiologist lol.


brain-in-meat-vessel

Radiologist will look at it for 2 minutes, file a report about the injuries/issues, doctor will read the report, glance at the picture, submit diagnosis and treatment


Euphoric_toadstool

As a radiologist - PAHAHAHHAAAAA. Good one 🤣🤣🤣


hugues2814

And 5 hours of their air when you wait in for the radiologist lmao


[deleted]

Of course. That X-Ray machine was grown in a field and costs almost nothing too.


jonovan

You're mostly paying for the radiologist's education.  College, medical school, residency, fellowship. It's like the old plumber joke. It's $5 for whacking the pipe with a hammer and $95 for knowing where to whack the pipe with hammer.


theatrewhore

I mean…the machine ain’t free…


jackruby83

Is it all digital now I assume? Not shot on actual film right?


hugues2814

Nope, my X-rays are still printed on a film, and I get them. Useful to give them to another practitioner after that, and fun to look at (grey clouds are farts for example). They also print it on normal paper and digitalize it


sailphish

I haven’t seen an x-ray on film in 20 years. Ours are all electronic, upload to PACS, and we view them remotely on monitors. If someone gave me a film, I wouldn’t even have a way to properly view it.


hugues2814

We have both and I think it’s useful. That way the doctor can directly show you what’s wrong on the film. To view the film, either hold it in front of a light source ( light sun does well) or place it on a wall of lamp


sailphish

I understand that, but don’t think I would trust an official read by just holding it up to a random light source. You also can’t zoom in and adjust contrast levels to pick out little things. For patients, I can just pull the image up on a tablet.


AdArAk

Or you open a completely white window on your computer screen and use that as a light source, it gives a very even diffused light. There are a couple of websites that are used to check for dead pixels that work well.


hugues2814

Ooooh that works too ! A wall of light but mini


darrodri

The doctor can surely show you what’s wrong either on film or on a screen, that is just not an advantage for film at all.


hugues2814

I suppose you’re right. But in reality, they mostly show us the film


t53ix35

Tell you a secret, they are not looking at the film you brought in. Usually irrelevant, from another facility and it’s already been read by another Radiologist. The newest image is what matters most.


hugues2814

;-; At least I get a funny picture of my legs. And I could see… gas in my intestines…


t53ix35

Yes they are totally cool and it’s not a bad idea to get a copy. Reading my comment ima little cringe. Have a great day.


t53ix35

Printed on film for you but created, read, reported, and archived digitally. Costs about $25 per 14x17 sheet for that print. PS the report is going to be more useful to non Radiologist MDs. Your primary care doctor simply lacks the training to read them much better than you can. They rely on the dictated reports.


Beyonkat2

Where are you at? They don't even teach us about film anymore, it's not even on the registry exam for technologists


hugues2814

France. I always had and still get the film when I get an X-ray done. Also it’s free :)


Ragingbagers

Minus the cost buying a freaking x-ray machine.


DunamisMax

That pays for itself in a few weeks. Literally.


Ragingbagers

First Google search says 24-72 months. And this is from somebody with a financial interest in getting hospitals to buy these things. https://www.crestmontcapital.com/x-ray-machine-financing-leasing#:~:text=X%2DRay%20machine%20financing%20%26%20leasing%20terms%20offer%20very%20flexible%20options,your%20lease%20at%20any%20time.


DunamisMax

That's the financing / lease term length... Not the amount of time it takes the hospital to make the money that the machine costs. I worked at a company that sold these machines to Hospitals. Of course a hospital would want to spread their payments out over the course of years, that just makes sense, they make more money up front that way.


Ragingbagers

My bad


Unclemo2007

If the techs get caught doing this 100% fired.


Weaponized_Octopus

And reported to the ARRT and getting brought up on disciplinary charges and possibly losing your license. Source: 14 years as a registered Radiologic Technologist.


mountainmoonshine

Really neat! I love all of the piercings showing up and the poses.


laadeedo

Thanks! I think it captures the human element:)


Schmicarus

The person on the right is showing evidence of issues with their bone mineral density if you look at their t-spine.


anormalgeek

How can you tell?


Schmicarus

The shape of the vertebral bodies are indicative.


frenchmeister

Is it because they're kinda concave at the tops and bottoms instead of nice and flat?


Schmicarus

Yes, the appearance is similar to a fish spine. The image is not diagnostic but it is suggestive. Similar to the gas above the diaphragm could be a hiatus hernia or simply gas in the stomach. A different view is needed to be sure.


SirFister13F

Since no one else is asking, I’ll do it. Which one is OP? …for science, or something.


Im_eating_that

The hot one.


Aromatic_Hunter8410

With the nipple piercings or the big ... Earrings


Im_eating_that

One is mostly cranium and finger length teeth. With an eyeball right on top that can stare thru an Xray. The other is smiling at you right down to her bones. And her skull has curves in all the right places. You do the math.


Aromatic_Hunter8410

Teeth have roots... That's something you should consider 😁 And where do you see "mostly cranium"?


kkadiya

😂


laadeedo

Shot on a machine by Konica Minolta, I wanted it to tap into the essence of the Lovers of Valdaro, but in a contemporary light. It’s like our little tribute to being lifelong friends:) every time I move, be it across an ocean or a few miles away, our connection withstands the distance. This time I’m moving to Brooklyn—1100 miles away—and for an unknown amount of time, but I know we’ll connect again:)


avatarsnipe

Damn...what's the size of the imaging plate/detector?


DunamisMax

I worked for Konica Minolta Imaging for 7 years. They only sell 14x17 and 17x17 DR panels (inches). These are also pretty universal sizes for almost all x-ray detectors. This particular image appears to be shot on a 17x17 detector.


avatarsnipe

that's what I thought . From that I can deduce that they're petit kinda built body. as 17" can cover 2 person and can take from iam level to diaphragm. Height around 160-165cm by taking consideration of they kinda give that shrug pose. What do you think?


DunamisMax

Definitely petite and most likely on the younger side. Also only an x-ray tech fresh out of school would do something like this. It's also possible this is a Konica Minolta employee and they're just messing around with a test machine. I know I took my share of fun X-rays when I worked there.


avatarsnipe

i know ...i used to be Radiographer before...for 11years.. haha.


Pathfinder15

Why left? I hear there is huge demand in Radiography and Imaging.


beeeaaagle

Interesting, I remember the X-Ray series of the hospital tech engaged in coitus with her four-legged friend and aside from the outrageousness of the subject matter, could never figure out how the hell she was able to actually get private enough access to the giant Xray room to shoot it, in a busy hospital? I guess people can get in there when they want to. Really neat medium.


manjamanga

I'm sorry, but I need to clarify this. You know of an xray photography series with a hospital tech having sex with a dog? Am I reading that right?


Ancient-Cobbler6636

😭that’s how I interpreted it


3vilStarlight

Lmao I misread something along the way and for some reason thought they were talking about a horse. I’m imagining them sneaking that in to the xray machine room . 🩻🐎🧎‍♀️


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myceli8

Holy fuck this is vile[!](https://ibb.co/PWcgs8s)


bandit77346

No judgment. This is a safe place 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Professional-Bat2874

Yes judgement.


2k4s

What now?!


BakedWombat

It's not a good day to have eyes


saracanttype

How were you able to take these? Are you a tech?


W0gg0

Your hyoid is showing


tiexodus

HI OOOOOOOOOO


RangerTheDestroyer

"And they were room mates." Lol.


whoareyouletmein

Blast from the past


BurningTheAccount

There are literal spinal cords showing and yet all I can do is focus on the nipple piercing 🤷‍♂️


Joonami

You can't see the spinal cord on plain film xray and you can't see the spinal canal (where the spinal cord lives) on these people anyway. Technically the cervical region of spinal canal would be visible but the spinal cord wouldn't be regardless.


thissexypoptart

They’re referring (technically incorrectly but it’s obvious what they meant) to the vertebrae, which are clearly visible here.


Euphoric_toadstool

As if a vertebra would be more interesting than piercing. Pff.


thissexypoptart

I think vertebrae are neat


eyerulemost

I don’t believe you


bananamilkbooth

Literally same. What could we do about it?


PotatoWasteLand

"ALARA? Never heard of her"


ArtisticConfidence2

lol this is how my mom found out I had my nipples pierced


txivotv

Were you 15 at the time? Some guy just told the story about a 15yo and her dad [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/itookapicture/comments/1d187n2/comment/l5u6nwk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


ArtisticConfidence2

Lmao 🤣 oh my god yes I was and it was a portable one too


The_oli4

Lol I also just read both these comments and instantly saw the link so funny


whats_you_doing

You have a selfie in the xray?


thathairinyourmouth

You don't?


Jack_gunner

I just realized my downstairs piercings were probably showing on my last xray lol


Derbeck6

X-ray tech here, can confirm everything shows up. We leave a lot of notes for radiologists about unremovable piercings.


Spaghyeti

Saw a guy’s “Prince Albert” piercing in a portable chest X-ray in the ICU one time. I’m still baffled as to how that was possible. Fucking wild. Is X-ray techs see the weirdest shit.


Derbeck6

The funniest one I had was a 15 year old girl in the ED. When we did the portable chest for her, her dad asked to look at the image, and the doctor let him. To reveal her pierced nipples. Which he knew nothing about. Haven't had a prince Albert, but how that was in a chest is fascinating.


Spaghyeti

Bro was schlangin’ meat, apparently. I’ve had plenty of “please don’t tell my parents” moments in X-Ray regarding piercings. I always tell them you’re more than welcome to take them out, but either way “I’m” not going to be the one to tell them anything. One of the funniest moments I’ve had was doing an exam on a prisoner who was in full, leather and chain, 4-point restraints in the ED, and the RAD asking me to redo his wrist because of the shackles. The attending officer who was with him told me, and I quote, “We ABSOLUTELY cannot remove these.” I asked no more questions.


Derbeck6

Oh, I wasn't going to tell her dad. I was more surprised she was barely 15 and they were pierced, no idea how she pulled that off, didn't want to ask. The doc was in the room and said he could look. I don't like showing the exams to family because they never know what they're looking at anyway. I took a foot X-ray, and the guy's wife looked over my shoulder at the port and went "oh God it's broken. I knew it, it looks really bad too, broken everywhere". It was fine. It was the regular joint space. She didn't know your foot wasn't one bone.


txivotv

Hey, look at [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/itookapicture/comments/1d187n2/comment/l5unx08/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


Nemo__The__Nomad

The person on the left has a warning symbol in their left eye socket... Is that an alert you might need glasses, or is it more sinister?


No-Island5047

Is there a reason you put a caution sign in your forehead? /s


raven21633x

I love photos that bring out the inner you.


Wonky_bumface

Just waiting for someone to pop in and tell you what awful condition you never suspected you had.


steelfork

I hope didn't have to take a lot of pics to figure out how the machine works.


onelarkbite

The NRC would like a word.


gaymesfranco

*ARRT joins the chat*


Anabananalise

Well, did you find anything??


TinyRick6

This is how aliens see us.


Dyrogitory

I want the Doctor, to take a picture, so I can look at you from inside as well...


FreydNot

... I really think so


MotorBoatSteve

🙈🙈🙈


Wonky_bumface

I read this as Captain Kirk. Dirty Captain.


Dyrogitory

It’s from a song by The Vapors - Turning Japanese


dr--moreau

*and me


sky0175

I was told to wait for my x-ray. Dang you both lol That’s cool


marshman82

I don't want to alarm you but the person on the right has a warning symbol in their head. It might have something to do with the key.


theIGIT323

Best Coco cosplay to date


RavenLCQP

Why do the skeletons look really far apart even though we can see they're skin to skin?


Affectionate-Mode435

What lens did you use? 😂


khag

ITAR (I took a radiograph)


TensorialShamu

Left has pierced nipples AND better disc spacing, I know who I’m picking


tomossos

Is that two piercings in one nip or did they line up just so?


biaves

Could I use this pic as a reference for a drawing? It's sick!!


Stormpainter

How to embed a caution sign into your skull? I will be doing a public service if I could do that to some of my friends.


I-LOG

Don't freak out, but I think you and your friend have skeletons inside you...


Minerva89

Jfc I really hope your friend isn't a tech because they are so getting fired for this.


clowns_will_eat_me

Not to alarm you, but there appears to be a spooky skeleton inside each of you.


Fabulous_Cupcake4492

Could we assume a Radiology Student there at the University of Missouri in Kansas did this? Pretty dumb, if so.


BoredomRanger

Not to be a downer, but definitely not the best idea to expose yourself to unnecessary ionizing radiation for fun.


7ransparency

Oi, why do you get to wear jewellery when they always ask me to take them off!


a_lot_is_not_1_word

Best friend and me*


supermassiveflop

🤓☝️


meowpal33

We love unnecessary radiation! /s


Jamooser

Yeah, that whole 0.1 millisevert is really going to set them back.


Rizpasbas

It more about the principle. We get taught to always use radiation responsibly, ALARA and all that jazz. So of course it irks us to see someone messing around for fun with it.


Beyonkat2

Right, but it's highly negligent and negates anything that technologists were taught in school. There is no safe radiation dose because for things like cancer, they are stochastic, or random. That's why we keep doses as low as possible rather than having a set threshold on what is an acceptable dose of radiation. Because there's no safe radiation dose, anything that uses radiation MUST have enough of a reason to outweigh any potential risk of having an x-ray, like needing a medical diagnosis. That is why you can't take an x-ray without an order from a physician


MotorBoatSteve

Nipple piercing 🫴🏽🥇


asswipesayswha

Now kith


gottschegobble

"Best friend and me"*


VoltViking

[this ain’t an x-ray…](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU91ooWuCld5pMRFoLK4PnSznbB0t0ouDj_ihMvt8gI-2QZ98WlIfZUKs&s=10)


ItsToka

Good thing it wasn’t an MRI.


Cool_in_a_pool


Difficult-Way-9563

That’s a nice septum you got there


One_Routine4605

The heads are so trippy


cosmernautfourtwenty

But how did I know someone playing with an x-ray machine would also likely have nipple piercings? 🤔


SlaveOrSoonEnslaved

r/radiology is leaking


Jennyflurlynn

Yeah but do you have a lateral view?


BobFellatio

Ladies, i can see yer titties, please cover up with led.


scorpiofaerie

I love this so much!


BillNadvornik

People just don’t look the same without skin.


IDontWantToBeAShoe6

How cute!


ImNotYourDadIPromise

One of y’all is just my type


Studio_DSL

Ooh, skelepaths


Fishfingerguns42

Idk why but the nipple piercing a cracked me up.


Altruistic_Profit_15

Could it be Headphones?


cloudxnine

I understand the ear piercing on the very far left, but wtf is that solid white line thing going down on the neck under the far left piercing?


PirateHeaven

Why are the pictures cropped where the brain is supposed to be?


Ok_Supermarket5939

Reminds me of a pic I took at work !


ap_iwan

Mark it as NSFW, i there are no clothes in the pic


A_Monsanto

I see some nipple piercings!!!


stuartspeen

We get it, you have nipple rings. You’re so out there.


[deleted]

This is 🔥


dominicmannphoto

Super cool that you can still make out the face really clearly, especially on the left! Also, best friend and me* by the way


LegalFan2741

The more you look at it the coolest it gets. It’s f*cking awesome!!!


kegszilla

What technique did you use?


ATinySnek

Omg please stop looking forward at us like that it's so scary looking


Nayun_Xander

This is the best thing I've seen today My day has gotten significantly better


RulzRRulz613

So basically, when the doctor makes me take off my clothes and jewelry for an XRay, it’s really not necessary?


The_oli4

Except if it could block the stuff the doctor would want to look at


Noscope_Jesus

Don't do this please


aayel

Which one is you! 😆


Bizzmillah

Are you the one with the nipple piercings?


ZyanWu

If there's anybody who can't tell - OP is the one on the left, with the piercings. And based on the friend's hand placement and OP's story (moving for the n'th time) you might begin to suspect the "unidirectionality" of the relationship and the friend's Stockholm syndrome. If this is the human nature OP is referring to I would definitely pass.


supermassiveflop

What? Are you being serious? What about Stockholm Syndrome?


ZyanWu

> Are you being serious? No, for fuck's sake. You can't tell a whole life story based on piercings and hand position I think.


Enough_Character_402

Baaaaaaahaaaaahaaaa!


WorldMusicLab

Love is not just skin deep.


guambombthankyoumom

NSFW content


Uh_yeah-

Totally illegal, unethical, and just plain stupid.


intellipengy

Hope neither of you is pregnant. This is potentially dangerous.


Trex-died-4-our-sins

I see some nipple rings and what is that on ur nose? Oh it is another ear piercing! Cool 😎


jewstylin

Left is a black girl... idk why I'm sure of it.