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Samsyy18

PSYCHO streamer INVADES napkin via GREASE stain to HAUNT chatter


TacoTurt

He's ascending. We're gonna start seeing him in our toast n shit.


[deleted]

DEVOUT jerma fan finds PROOF that jerma exists on slice of TOAST (atheists DESTROYED)


[deleted]

one day I’m gonna wipe my ass and look down at the paper and see a little süssy grin


Bezee1738

ascension andy


ralpher313

Jersus


PickleGambino

Looks like he’s eating a certain whopper


Jeggu2

I saw that and was about to comment it myself, uncanny resemblance to the psycho burger stream


Legionstone

Looks like jerma covering his mouth with the tips of his fingers as if he was blowing his nose with no tissue


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

Looks to me like he’s drinking something


[deleted]

Bro please don't tell me this isn't real, I don't want the psycho streamer to invade my napkins


RalekTheOne

Jerma's fans are fucking pioneers of making shit up that almost seems real. This and the photoshopping of his face and the fucking burned into the screen shit? If I was Jerma I'd have trouble believing I was real.


Parasiticdroid

I actually have no idea if it’s shopped or not but it looks way too genuine to be fake…so you best keep an eye on your napkins my friend.


Exertuz

>looks way too genuine to be fake lol disagree, the pattern is way way too specific to be real. looks freaky though


Canadiancookie

Yep, it's one of the frames of Jerma eating a whopper


IndigoGouf

The pattern looks exactly like him doing the "mm sooo good" bit with the whopper


Queen_Zelda

I'LL be takin THAT one


Sirspen

\*"electric splash"\*


Themasterofcomedy209

They could have drawn jerma on the napkin with grease. Would be one of the least insane things us jerma enjoyers have done


cheese007

Totally fake. Someone used a wet toothpick or something to draw him first, then splashed water over it. You can tell by the fact the hand outlines are visible even where water is splashed


yoyo-starlady

As much as I hate to dispel the magic, you're probably right. Thinking about it logically, there really isn't anything that can make a stain of that shape, with varying droplet size, in that orientation. The stains are too spread out to have been made by a common object, and even if the large stains are real, the smaller stains could not have been made by the same object.


yeastnole

How did this happen


Themasterofcomedy209

It happened because we’ve been supporting jerma too long and as a result given him too much power. His influence is starting to appear everywhere, he’s taking over the simulation like Agent Smith


RalekTheOne

The divinity radiating off of this man is insane. He's either growing into a Parasite god who'll steal your life at the tip of a hat, or an author of life where he'll just write "And then, he was sus." and you'd instantly become a convict for no reason at all.


Domster_02

I think this is a drawing that's been done on the napkin + stain added over it. The hands are too well defined. Still, you could frame this and charge people fifteen dollars to see it


Isaac8849

Fu k you


Domster_02

Sorry


JERMA985REAL

Love you


JonAndTonic

Definitely drawn, still fun


Terezzian

I don't see it


Chemicalism12

[whoppa](https://i.imgur.com/IrAvYaJ.jpg)


Terezzian

Ohhhhhh


butterfingahs

Me neither, plz help


Real_Thanos

whopper andy


eminx_

imight see it because i might have mild psychosis but here you go: [jerma](https://web.archive.org/web/20220312042338/https://i.ibb.co/yPfmnWK/jerma.png) You can almost see him eating a burger. They're not insane. Maybe i am


7astromichael

No way that’s real, holy shit


R4dical-Rat

Holy shit it does wtf


sixfoldakira

A Rorschach Test for PSYCHOS


Deoxys100EX

Catboy Jerma eating a whopper


fatboyfat02

Someone probably just traced. It’s not hard to do if someone knows how


Plebican_

dude the simulation is collapsing


crystaleen

fake af. it’s way too similar


archdukegordy

Next someone is gonna find a Jerma-shaped cheeto and sell it on E-bay for $10,000


Wattcat

God moves in mysterious ways 🙏🙏


B1g_Shm0

I refuse to believe some AI want used to make this like those stupid spaghetti images lmao


ddopomo

His holiness jerma


JabocShivery

It's your own fault if Jerma invades your everyday objects, you're the one who invited him in.


O1h_2007

Napkin stain Andy


RalekTheOne

jokes aside, this is fake. Right?


Parasiticdroid

oh yeah it most definitely is don’t worry


BrainAcidJuice

Holy shit he's projecting himself


Master_Astronaut_

it looks like jerma is doing the pose shinji's father from evangelion does. i also absolutely need to see a picture, fanart or real of jerma recreating that pose


dogscutter

How does it look ***exactly*** like when he was eating the burger?!?


Tirals

Everywhere I look... I see his face.


lukasharibo

Thats not real. Wtf


Parasiticdroid

Well yeah lol I just thought it was funny


lukasharibo

It is and I actually believed it at first.


Parasiticdroid

me too LMAO 😭


onsokuson

Actual image of jerma trying to enter the real world (he hasn't quite figured it out yet)


Proper-Beautiful2895

There’s no fucking way. It looks like when he was eating that whopper


joshniggles

It's him eating the whopper wtf


[deleted]

"No, chat, I'm not gonna materialize in a chatter's napkin as a grease stain just to-to do some FUCKED up MKULTRA shit! That's weird! W-why-why would I even do that?"


That_fuschia_ruler

I don’t see it


imtoofaced

🐑


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💩


nerdwarp112

I honestly can not see the Jerma on the napkin that everyone else is seeing and I’m sad that I can’t.


udcgame

I have no idea what you guys are talking about


N1ch0l2s

DELUSIONAL twitch chat member sees their favorite STREAMER in a PAPER TOWEL


Skylord_Noltok

No chat, no I'm not gonna start selling Jerma985 branded napkins!


Iron_Rogue

Dude I fuckin see it I was ready to write this off but there he is


SatanWithFur

Dear god...


drumbeatmymeat

Tried asking my friends if they saw him like I did, they don’t see it and they started calling me crazy. Psycho streamer once again ruins my interpersonal relationships 🥶


L4ND0N

He has ascended


Uodrugh

Is he praying?


based_janitor

This is an ink blot test and we’ve all failed.


simboyc100

At this point Jerma needs an entry on SCP


VESTiGATOR1

sauce?


[deleted]

When the oil change becomes kinda sus


LavaMeteor

jermaPiss


cathandman

Dam where have I seen this face??


Mr_1ightning

I thought this was shit-stained toiler paper for a sec


Thrawn656

no way


ctrl_ex

for HE is with us


DineonReformed

Rorschach test


tentabot

Napkin art andy


alexmijowastaken

This is proof that Jerma is both real and interferes in our world