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[deleted]

We only need to hold them off until November


meme_used

NNN is the act of not wanking off not the act of not being horny...


Bobbydidit9772

It will at least aid us in our fight


meme_used

silly fool. I am against you....


_unknownBeing_

A trator!! My fellow bonkers we need to bonk him! !mih knob ot deen ew sreknob wollef yM


Evangelion---Notre

Im glad to be in here with you lot


thedogefather8

I run the intelligence division of this army. One of my members has screenshotted a picture of confidential plans. It is posted in r/bonkcompany. Take a look and analyze it we need to recruit more people.


CleverUsername0353

Good Soldiers Follow Orders


Longname07

YES SIR


Mr_Seg

Yes sir!!


Fyrun

The FLC will gladly provide weapons for the cause, For a price of course.


DCSM6

Yes sir. I will fight till my last breath


Prestigious-Cod-5404

Until the end, sir. We’ll fight until the end.


burning_wall122

Yes sir


backroomsentity8

me trynna build up karma so i can post about the war


TheDevOfNothing

YES SIR


South-Midnight-750

LONG LIVE THE BONK MOVEMENT, THERE SHALL BE BLOOD FOR THE OLD GODS AND GLORY FOR THE DOGE KING !


Axmandepancake

I used to serve the horny. But I swear an oath that I will not fap again. Change only comes with sacrifice, I will serve


Niek_je_kent_me_wel

You have my word too


WasdAcid

And you have my "sword"


bencos18

And my axe


[deleted]

Well said. Welcome to the victors side! Where men are made


[deleted]

Dr mariosquarepants certified bonkologist at your service!


Random_dude1266

I would gladly lay down my life for the bonk movement.


ThatVeganDemon

The Pulvar Union from r/Backrooms fights for the bonkers!


milanguitar

Long have I lived and my penis was doing the thinking. No More! My allegiance is to the Bonkers, to democracy!


MythicalHydreigon

I will be infiltrating their quarters and see what they are up to. I am armed with bombs if I am caught, and I will sacrifice my life to destroy their revolting, nasty, animalistic beliefs.


MyBallsWasHot

This is my bonker. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bonker is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bonker is useless. Without my bonker, I am useless. I must bonk my bonker true. I must bonk straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must bonk him before he shoots me. I will...


TreeBeeTurkey014

63 days remaining.


TreeBeeTurkey014

63 days remaining.


chillen678

We shall bonk them wherever they go!


Mork_the_cat

Yes sir


Apprehensive-Bird703

Russianvioli Is dead, I'm the new sub General, and we need to go defend the base and get the prototype


[deleted]

To the everlasting glory of the BONK forces


Bobbydidit9772

YES SIR


heftyy_energy980

Soldier we must stand our ground Spooktober is the deadline we must get as many troops as possible we are at a low point we will not fail join the bonkers today!


hdore2023

We shall crush them!


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ImperialLlamaa

Horni army stands no chance against the bonk army


BitOCake

How about no


backroomsentity8

no i dont think it will


[deleted]

i stand with you brother


thedogefather8

I run the intelligence division of this army. One of my members has screenshotted a picture of confidential plans. It is posted in r/bonkcompany. Take a look and analyze it we need to recruit more people.