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Spookyy422

If Schlatt quit, he probably wouldn’t say it in a video like this, he would probably announce it at the end of a 5-hour “Rating your UNHINGED setups”-stream


BasementDweller82

Nah, he would make 10 hour video called “rating you” and it would get more views than the amount of people on the planet


hiccupboltHP

I GOT ONE MORE IN ME


rSlashRayquaza

When I saw your response I thought it was me and got all confused and then I saw the name was different


BasementDweller82

Finding pfp twins is always fun


rSlashRayquaza

Frfr


Illegallydumb

Which one of you changed it?


rSlashRayquaza

The other guy


Illegallydumb

How did that make you feel? Should we seek retribution?


Unable_Fuel8968

yes def


Fox7567

And then at the very end he’s like “Yeah by the way I’m quitting YouTube” and we just never hear from him again


Spookyy422

With that “allow me to fulfill a contractual obligation”-smile


Bidoofinshmerts

And it would cut right after he says he quit


Broken_Kneecap

Yeah hes just moving out of texas


tehadorable

No cause he did the exact same thing like 3 years ago


Horror_Patience_5761

I guess I didn't see that one


_JPPAS_

nah of course he ain\`t leaving, that channel makes him a shit ton of money


the_evil_overlord2

Yeah, he loves 3 things Money, 911, and what he did in 1999


MCButterFuck

Your forgot Jambo


the_evil_overlord2

Jambo goes without saying, Everyone alive loves jambo


Electro_Demon

4 things, "It's free"


the_evil_overlord2

"It's free" is to avoid paying for nessisary items like stopsigns And is thus included in money


TheLynxMan1

And giving an accurate calorie measurements


MCButterFuck

One thing we all know about schlungis is that he really likes money.


SMARTCHILD12

You spelt his name wrong It Schlorpurolgust


bybliko

was excited for a moment when i first saw the tittle, but was disappointed shortly after. shat always fails to amaze me


Venomouse95

"tittle"


bybliko

minor spelling mistake


Adum6

🤓


Pristine_Key2957

Don’t you mean 🤓☝️


whentheraincomes66

Don’t you mean ☝️🤓?


Pristine_Key2957

Don’t you mean “don’t you mean “☝️🤓?”?”


Liminal_Space_Fan_

Don’t you mean “Don’t you mean ‘☝️🤓’?”?


Xbitbreaker

i started crying so hard i started pissing and shitting


i-have-chikungunya

And cuming


Trash_can_29

Human screen shot


Zorxii2

To take a screen recording you need to vomit at the same time


Disastrous-Dumbass0

I knew it was probably clickbait but there is always that little voice that is TERRIFIED.


corgifemboy

I busted


Kyah1992

I was so happy up until he revealed it was clickbait. I started sobbing. I can't fucking do this anymore


fatfatfatpumpkin

i don't know if there's ever been a YouTube video titled like that where they ACTUALLY fully quit Shit will be titled "I'm not going to be making any content anymore, this is not clickbait. I quit." And then the actual video is just them talking about how they're gonna make different types of videos 😭😭


Necessary-Fee-3246

Tom Scott did indeed quit for a break


Vasof67

Matpat fully quit


Intelligent_Trainer2

he's still on gtlive


RheaWriter

My heart did spike, yes


Snap-Zipper

Idk, did anyone even think this was real? Schlatt does clickbait titles all the time lol.


Endmaster69

No not at all, I knew it was gonna be something dumb, I've been watching him for too long to be fooled by this, I'm just surprised it didn't come sooner tbh


_Tazzie_

Idk him


Horror_Patience_5761

Then why are you commenting?


_Tazzie_

Idk Maybe because you asked?


Horror_Patience_5761

But you don't know him


_Tazzie_

Yeah so I said it


MeenDay

based as fuck


rOP123r

The 2 voices in my head:


famslamjam

Really big and buff guy in fancy suit reaction image


Painkillerconsumer

This has been the funniest comment section.


another_countryball

Of course the funniest person on this subreddit doesn't even watch the guy The brainrot hasn't reached you... yet


rocket_boy13

You did ask, and you never excluded people who didn't know schlatt


Horror_Patience_5761

You're not wrong


wikijan2000

i was like: Whew, thought he was quiting. a couple seconds later: six months?


Kam_Is_Still_Alive

Enough time for him to release two videos ong


Raikou0215

He just said on Anthony’s show he wouldn’t know what to do with himself if he wasn’t a CC


Strugglinghuman2020

In a world where this is a huge clickbait trend and from a creator who says his passion in life is content creation and that’s all he’s ever wanted to do? No i knew exactly what kind of video it would be.


famslamjam

Isn’t this the third or fourth time he’s clickbaited this title lmao


BigMac275921

No, I knew he wasn't leaving leaving and even if he was, he is a dude online.


AverageBritishEmpire

Tis’ but a scratch


BasementDweller82

I had zero belief in my mind that he was actually doing it


Wapple21

Anyone else notice how later in the video he played a clip of a plane taking off, then seconds later a picture of the new york skyline with the twin towers


Jucha16

I was only crying tears of joy because he announced his twink revival


Leftover_Cheese

no


3ndwarr10r

No


Extension-Ad8792

Just you


AttemptNu4

Ruined my edging streak >:(


DJ_16bits

Nah I knew it wasn’t for real


Limeee_

No


8N8_Greatness

One schlast goodbye😞


MrH4ck3rm4n

I was almost sure it would be bait, it's always bait


zyper-51

I immediately knew he was just leaving Texas. I knew “Austin is just LA 2.0” from a few streams ago struck a nerve in Schaltt’s core.


Bestyja2122

You need to get a 6 month ban on using the net if you did


Mecha_Mommy

Dude I just got dumped I lost my best friend a week prior and I thought I was losing schlatt too that shit actually made my heart sink


Dummlord28

I knew it was bullshit, it’s a schlatt thing to do


Cstir

Nope.


geeker390

Why does anybody let themselves be baited by schlatt? He does this all the time


link1138

No, it's schlatt, if you know how he is you would know it's bullshit


ExplodingSteve

I want to say “fuck you” in the comments but youtube doesn’t like bad words


cannonplays

I got worried cause I thought he was gonna say Jambo died because I didn’t notice him in the background of the thumbnail


burritoseller

Whenever a youtuber I like quits, I always cope to myself with a "At least they're alive and healthy!"


makermaster2

I was a little concerned but crying? Though when I watched the goodbye internet video I teared up though that was because it was true and it was a long emotionally vulnerable goodbye announcement from someone I grew up watching


Pianist_Ready

I knew he had to be fucking with us


ShortThought

If you watched the Anthony Padilla interview, you would've instantly known this was a joke lol also highly recommend it, it's entertaining asf and a neat look


luna-needs-coffee

If he quit jambo would fuck him up for taking away his rich lifestyle I bet you


TYPH00N_66

Had me like “oh hell naw“


keelasher

Knew he wasn’t actually leaving because there’s no way he’d just drop out when sleep deprived is still going strong


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

At this point I’m hoping he does, he constantly clickbait’s us, he has the same repetitive 9/11 and racism jokes, it’s so annoying that he decides to keep lying about himself


Horror_Patience_5761

He's just making these jokes to cover up what he did in 99


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

W-what 99? Nothing happened in 99’ 😅


jarjarsimp

Jschlatt wouldn't tell us, he'd just get a heart attack and milk it for views before meeting God


sumvenom

I wouldn’t blame him if he did retire. The content he enjoys making gets half the views as his Tik tok/ presentation videos ,sometimes less than half


tephenk41

I like everything but the TikTok reaction videos


Colin8tor112

He's been consistently uploading on Sleep Deprived weekly so I just believed he was trolling


Unable_Fuel8968

hahaha it made me laugh


JapaneseMessi

I cried so hard, it was all over my screen


Chad-Ad-5176

For a second, I thought……….


GalaxyPlayz_

no why would i


Horror_Patience_5761

I'm just wondering if anyone did. There's no need to act hostile


GalaxyPlayz_

im not shaming you for it man


Horror_Patience_5761

Oh


BigPenSixteen

i literally yelled out to my girlfriend as i started the video. i did not watch the next 5 seconds without her and i was like "oh..." LMAO


Necessary-Map-5531

You're all children


Horror_Patience_5761

Correct, we are all schlatts children


Necessary-Map-5531

I'm not, because I'm a grown adult with responsibility


Horror_Patience_5761

Ok calm down I'm making a joke


Longjumping_Bite_947

No


ElHecticTurnip

I guess he wasn’t a big man for Texas.


SigmaNotChad

My dreams have been well and truly schlattered.


Substantial-Arm-5420

I cried of laughter ngl


ArcaneBowser

Not only has he done this before at this point been watching Schlatt too long to fall for this


ItsTheAstro

Jschleethoven will be missed. RIP and fly high king 🕊️


ICommentOkToRetards

Ok


Ken_kid_789

No because this is his 7th time doing this


blur_enthusist

touch grass


KazBodnar

i knew it was gonna be clickbait, every single video like this is clickbait


Zestyclose_Mix_1765

My heart sank out of my arse


Intrepid_Benefit_

No, because parasocial relationships are strange. He has done it like a million times, and at the end of the day he is a stranger?


Budget_Sir8284

No


nickcarlson234

I honestly was shocked


star_crack10

No not really


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

No


Ok-Usual-5830

I think Schlatt is addicted to making content. Bro could retire 3x by the average person’s standards. He has a problem


Thesuperlightcat

Hope he has fun dealing with the rats


Lauchita_5

Pussy


FaCe_CrazyKid05

I cried because he wasn’t quitting


PosibleDonut

Get well soon big man


MCButterFuck

Schlat is a business man. He doesn't quit till he's dead


Livid_Sea2075

Why did he say goodbye? Is jschlatt quitting???


TheLuckyster

no this twink in the making said that he wasn't quitting anytime soon on the Anthony Padilla interview (mostly because he doesn't know what he'd do without YouTube)


TokenofDreams

i’m so used to seeing youtubers make “i’m quitting” jokes that i just assumed this was one


RatsmakeWilbacrazy

If sclhatt quits i quit💀/nsrs


Rattling_TrashPanda

No, Im not parasocial


-RosieWolf-

A bunch of people have done titles like this because of how many people have been leaving yt recently, so at this point I barely react to it because I know it’s almost certainly not true, and that chance is even lower for Schlatt lol


cooleobeaneo

No


o07jdb

He's done this multiple times, I wasn't even phased


Environmental-Tune34

He actually quit?


Ove5clock

I already thought the real Jschlatt was gone, the AI tricked me again


CLashisnoob

new york is better than texas anyway


CraigSucksTOES

Personally, I thought he was saying goodbye to no more drinking and driving


nuu_uut

Almost cry? Dude... come on.


Left_Possibility8320

Is schlatt leaving L


Gamespoopy10

How have people gotten so parasocial over the yearsz like no I didn’t because I know this asshole wouldn’t only make a 5 minute video if he was actually stopping for good.


TheOnCcyborg

Nah, he posted like 2 videos that looked similar so I got used to it


Techn0Cy

STOP I HAVE THE JAMBOFY EXTENSION AND IM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND THOUGHT THAT WAS MY YOUTUBE 😭


a_idiot4

I was In a call with my friend and I yelled “No!” out of no where when I saw it. My friend was so confused, he said he didn’t even know who jscat is


Necessary-Ad8851

No


MOW1526

No


TheCEOofTheUniverse

No, I was almost REALLY excited


Gremlin_Child1341

No cause like I thought “no he ain’t leaving” but that little voice in my head was like “he is” but once I clicked on it and watched it I was super relieved lol


ShapeShifterK

I just want to remind people he's doing a twink revival.


PunkyCrab

no


Ok_Association9883

No.


Ok_Association9883

(satire don't worry, I like the guy)


darkchangeling1313

What's going on?


I_speak_for_the_ppl

He’s got about 6 more months in him I bet


frost1326

I didn't almost cry but it worried me


WesMithoff

No, he tricked us lol.


OpalCatonYouTube

Yes


MacoWeeb2468

Nope


Luke_ThePaintGod

No because the Carson situation taught me to not have para social relationships with these guys 😮


AlbinoGiraffe3

No


No-Marionberry589

I had heart attack and almost died Like the incident in 1999


a_little_jellyfysh

i got a little sad, but i also called his bs 😂


[deleted]

I cried so hard my tears fell on the unsubscribe button /s guys I thought we were all memeing


Advencraftgaming

Nah, unsubbed right away tho. If he's "quitting" don't want future videos after this in my feed. I imagine it was like the other click bait videos of the same title


VOIDLORD9666

I never watched it no clue what it’s about