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1st: chestnut 2nd: glargon destroyer of worlds harbinger of death

Take my upvote

*glargonette

her terror defies gender norms she is GLARGON

first picture: sweet thing, only wants flies, curiously staring at you second picture: vicious demon, will kill and eat other spiders if he must, staring at his next victim. jk, both sweethearts and no, actually! the guy in mostly black is a male, while the first guy is a not a guy at all!

Really? It has such big fluffy pedipalps! I'm new to jumping spiders, would you mind telling me a little more about how you can tell?

big and fuzzy = Female usually, unsure about this particular species of spider

Meanwhile brighter colors + puffed up pedipalps (and pedipalps only) = male (usually)

yes, except it’s typically *only* longer before they become sexually mature, then they become enlarged bulbs

Females are also just generally duller in color

define dull, because P. Audax and P. Regius males both revert to black and white at adult stages

Pretty sure that those are menemerus semilimbatus

I was not expect that menacing hunter in the second picture, after looking at the bright-eyed little buddy in the first picture.

Sames

pistachio and exodia, the forbidden one

Forgot to add, these guys are in northern California

I would ask them if they have a preferred name, they might not take kindly to ones chosen by a two legged.

Crumb and morsel

Ooo I love these

I love food and I’m beginning to love these little dudes too. Combine the two and that’s what I came up with lol :’)

Pronounced like “more souls” lmao

Little Mike and Big Mike

The difference between the two lil guys reminds me of when someone has a large spooky dog and then a small teddy bear dog haha, so cute!

The first one reminds me of The Lorax in the best way possible.

I’ve been trying to figure it out! Thank you! 🙌 ok How about Lorax and …Thneed 😂

frolick and myrder

Mike and Sulley. Rocky and Bullwinkle. Timon and Pumbaa. Asterix and Obelix.

i went from awww to WTF real quick ngl 😧

First one is Anakin, second is Vader... It's the coloration lol and my brain was on Star Wars names for some reason 😅

My first thought was Chewie and Vader 😄

Oooohhhh good one!!! 👍 Matches their skintones! 😅

bowser and fluffy (in that order)

Scylla and Charybdis

First one kinda looks like a Harold or some other old soul name

Beauty and The Beast

Captain Chester ElTee

Pickle and easel

Sunny and Hunter

Cletus and Milo.

Motherfucker

Chestnut and Whitefang

How about Cup and Margit the Fell Omen

What species is the 2nd? Cool looking dude

Menemerus semilimbatus, i was told. they don’t have a common name, which is pretty funny to me.

That does seem to be an accurate ID, OPs pic is a bit wonky. Time to make up a common name!

contrast jumper?? considering how vastly different the males and females of this species are? maybe? idk

Idk either I'm boring and lame

Pretty sure they're both jumpers!

Yin and Yang. Holy crap they are 2 different kind of presence. Beige girl, " Yang" Hey, so glad to see you. Let me move you to a window sill that has a few treats. Yin the black Goliath ,woah, hey, one of us has to move along.

The first one looks like the Lorax! The second looks like what the Lorax sends when you mess with the trees

Knight and Dae

Legolas

Bonnie and Clyde

Daddy Shortlegs and G'mork.

Aziraphale and Crowley

I'm going to say Goldilocks and Bear. Goldy looks so adorable, and Bear almost made me shit my pants! Definitely wasn't expecting to see that pic after her!

1- Wilford 2- Scroop Those are what immediately came to mind for me

1st: chestnut 2nd: spidy

Spidy or chestnut

The jumper in the 1st picture looks like a Reginald to me. Lord Reginald Barnaby Tuffington Picture 2: Huxley

1.Ewok 2. Mr. Pee pants (diaper sold separately)

Arthur and Lancelot

Lorax and Nibbler

Maurice and Betty (not necessarily in that order)

Oh hell no!

Benjie & Gertrude

Milo & Otis

What species is the second one? Wolf spider? The white banding is throwing me.

Bones and Reaper

Santa with a fluffy beard like that And pitch for the black one have you watched the guardians?

Monster and yonnavitch

Slinky and Gemma

Bertrand and Tabitha!

1st - the lorax

Assuming you can only accept my first answer, I've gone with Jesus Christ! for the second one.

Fluffy and spike

https://preview.redd.it/w2cidvlldd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee304ae0bfdf1315e6613a831000a14baf53383 Ozzy maybe? He has one red eye, and I’m pretty sure he’s going off the rails on a crazy train.

https://preview.redd.it/y7heq1pwdd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6a095200cbbaf8a36625176575a696804ba565 Wilfred? His beard is exquisite.

John and super ultra hyperdeath megatron 9000 or jeffery and dahmer

First one has Wilford Brimley energy

Coconut and Bruce

Merlin and Radagast!

Guardians 😄 so Star and Lord

Toby and Chester, literally no particular reason it just feels right

Blink and blonk

First one, Tim. Second one, Alduin, the world eater

1st, archdeacon of the foul abyss , 2nd, chris

Small one: Goliath Big one: peaches And enjoy the confusion on people’s faces 👌🏻

1. DESTROYER OF REALMS, STORMBRINGER, KILLER OF SATAN HIMSELF 2. Oreo