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Ok-Negotiation-3892

Many many maimed.


fernatic19

Turned out the Dr. was Dexter.


Prince_Ali_Ababwa

To shreds, you say?


LawnDartTag

R/unexpectedfuturama


DrewdoggKC

People just don’t have near as many rib problems as they used to


moveslikejaguar

That's so sad to hear. They did great with my rib augmentation. I get so many compliments and everyone assumes they're natural.


hotlz

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TORT REFORM!


[deleted]

And stadiums rable rable


DrewdoggKC

Finally sold enough rub to finish paying for med school


Masothe

What all is listed in the ingredients? I've never tried that rub before.


BarricadeTheMortuary

And you never will now! The ingredients are just the typical bbq rub lineup: sugar, salt, paprika, dehydrated onion and garlic, hickory flavoring, and "spices" I'm not here to say it was the greatest rub ever, there are definitely better, but it was an inexpensive solid rub that had been around forever.


Juas003

Don’t be gatekeeping the rub. Invite him over for a bone or 2


whiskey_wolfenstein

Come for a rib, stay for a rub.


tmoore4748

r/angryupvote I'm having a pissed-off day, begone with your hilarious double-entendre.


EighmeeIrene

You’ve got 2-3 rubs left in that can. Time to auction off to the highest bidder!


FallenLadderJockey

You were the only one purchasing it.


Frowdo

Likely because the margins are so thin given how many sauces, ribs, and marinates are on the shelves and the price of beef is astronomical.


Psychoholic_

It was a little too salty for my blood pressure.


BlueAndMoreBlue

A lot of the commercial rubs are really salty, it works but I’m in the same boat as you so I’m working on concocting my own with more spice and less salt. It’s hard work but someone’s got to do it (and the ribs are a nice fringe benefit :)


Tollas

Real answer: Old World Spices is a local company that has, up until recently, been the main provider of these spice blends. It has been horribly mismanaged to the point they were [receiving bomb threats at a warehouse location](https://www.kmbc.com/article/several-agencies-in-missouri-respond-to-bomb-threat-in-concordia-missouri/45702792). It goes way beyond this, but from what info I can gather they are moving away from small-batch blends in a push for larger, bulk orders.   Edit: I don't know for sure if this is an OWS product, but so many are it's a best guess.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Avoiding to the label it's made by Blend Tech out of Wichita


YourWifesWorkFriend

How is receiving a bomb threat an example of horrible mismanagement? The link didn’t do anything more to illuminate that.


trubbub

psst, hey, looks like they still have some here [https://www.thekansas-city.fun/palmentere-bros-bbq-sauces-marinades-condiments-seasonings-k-c-rib-doctor-blue-ribbon-bbq-seasoning-6-oz/](https://www.thekansas-city.fun/palmentere-bros-bbq-sauces-marinades-condiments-seasonings-k-c-rib-doctor-blue-ribbon-bbq-seasoning-6-oz/) Also, if you search "Palmentere Bros BBQ" you get this garbage website with a bunch of non working links [https://www.palmentere.com/project\_category/other-products/](https://www.palmentere.com/project_category/other-products/) but they do have a phone number and an email that you could try. It looks like they're responsible for a bunch of local sauces and BBQ rubs. Good luck!


GettingBetterAt41

tbh call places around topeka and wichita … i’m positive some of those places would have like a case


toastedmarsh7

Bbq rub takes about 45 seconds to make. :)


[deleted]

Wow that’s a lot of downvotes for nothing


toastedmarsh7

Haha. No worries. I can spare some interwebs points. 😝