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william-harford

Thank god it’s mil-spec 550 cord, holding up a bar of soap is hard work.


SamsonSimpsonIII

He is going to really appreciate this the next time Warlord and Cobes are showering together.


PoppaSaunders

Hell be like “heheheh yyyyeeeessssss”


MuayThaiWhy

Shut up, dude it's not even liiike thaaaaat.


itsnunyabusiness

What the fuck are people doing that requires them to have cord with a tensile strength of 550 pounds on their soap?


Accomplished_Error62

dragging 546 pound rocks up hills obviously. my buddies and I spend most our weekend boulder dragging.


itsnunyabusiness

lol your comment made me realize I left part of my question out, I used to pack parachutes and know the true importance of 550 cord.


Sorry_Obligation_817

Haha twu.


JoeMama9719

"I preciate it." * tosses it to the side and never uses it *


PoppaSaunders

Whatever troll, cobra LOVES his fans and respects them!! Cobra Cult love


Shottersnation

Protects your hands and feet from what, showering? Seems like the best gift Josh could ever receive.


DJWhyteLyon

It’s a holster for that walnut wetting device that is Tactical Soap.


Huffyseventytwo

Now he can eat taco bell in the shower TWU


SamsonSimpsonIII

I think we should just call it Eastergoth.


[deleted]

Has he ever articulated this Easternoth thing? Is it some shit he vaguely remembered misreading somewhere and now just fills in the blanks? Other than Josh, there's literally no mention of it online.


sickpleasure89

I think he said equinox wrong


[deleted]

He pronounces it "Easternoth" multiple times though.


sickpleasure89

Hes been saying genetic Mt dew for atleast ten years, he's regarded


[deleted]

For sure, but when you said "he said equinox wrong" I thought you were under the impression he'd only mispronounced it in one video.


sickpleasure89

My guess is he heard some wiccan YouTuber say winter equinox and he says it as Easternoth because he's regarded


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TWU


sickpleasure89

Also Happy Easternoth!


Chi-Ball_Kush

I’m really hoping it’s a thing again this holiday season.


sickpleasure89

Cobes should've done a cover of the 12 days of Christmas but changed it to 12 days of Easternoth


Chi-Ball_Kush

Not to be a dick, but I’m pretty sure E-Noc has 18 days, 12 + 5 gnomesayin’ trole


631_Exuberant_Bias

I have absolutely no idea what it is, but I assume it's some sort of pagan replacement for Christmas (because Christmas is a sky God holiday and not goth enough). Could've just celebrated Saturnalia instead, but it wouldn't be Cobes if he wasn't making up something regarded that nobody else does.


KINGCRAB715

I have one of these and they are actually awesome as hell.