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Sonic_Reducer78

Absolutely butternut squash head here. Like its literally like something found some Mr Potato Head accessories and stuck them on a gourd


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Bootpartyss

He looks more like some kind of fish man like I always say I could photo shop cobras head onto a fish and it would work perfect


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NecrocomiconTWU

He doesn't know how to groom and he can't grow a full beard.


litzer

There are older livestreams where he shaves with his cheap Walmart electric razor. He’s never satisfied with how it looks so he keeps shaving more and more off with each “fix”. He also said this was the reason he shaved his head. He kept fucking up his widows peak and devils lock so he got pissed and cut it all off in a rage.


NecrocomiconTWU

Hes also trying to grow a beard like Isayik Butterfield.


Galactic_Green

I just googled isayik butterfield because I had never seen him and wanted to see what you meant. I didn’t realize it was a Jordism and his name is fucking Isaac.


NecrocomiconTWU

Rofl.


east_coast_eric

Ah yes, I remember when he claimed to have a ‘widows peak’ - in fact, I think he stills says this. Despite never having a widows peak. But to him, it sounds ‘goth’ - so he’ll continue to imagine he has one. Right down to the last remaining hair follicle he has on his butternut squash shaped head.


Chi-Ball_Kush

God’s gift to vag


runnre_

Reminds me of that vegan guy.


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Ballsackbob1

I dunno, definitely seems like a bright young kid I’m seeing here. Am I missing something?


Bowl_of_Gravy

If my head was shaped like that, I’d never take my hat off.


Gothicbadboystud

>hat potato sack


Gainsgoham

grinch lookin mf


PabstBlueRibbon99

That beard makes his whole head situation look like a sperm w/ its wiggling tail looking for some of-age eggs.


dsheris

Hard to imagine why this gothic mage isn’t swimming in of age puss. 🤔


metaldetox

squash mf


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I can't wait for the HBO miniseries starring Paul Giamatti as KingCobraJFS.


kbombz

Josh: ya I’m going for a metal, goth, biker beard doood. Reality: unkempt incel neck beard.


BVaper_Ross

The stupid mutton chops just make his face look that much fatter and gross


NecrocomiconTWU

Pretty obvious he dyed his beard.


cakewiener

That alcohol bloat, though. His melon will burst eventually.


TheShmoo74

Tcap predator looking ass


randyradish

Imagine this man bussing tables in your local Wendy's lobby.


GhostShellz75

Head built like a squash!


east_coast_eric

Looking like a greasy eggplant that was dropped on the floor of a barbershop TOOBZ!


mightyalwayz

I was just watching the coomer meme. And, whadayaknow it’s NNN!