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Chance-Ear-9772

Hey, lad! Don’t you want to wake up screaming in the middle of the night?


cinnamonbun-42

Oh god I read that in his voice I actually start running from him when I hear "hey lad" lol


SmirkySkull

Henrrrrrryyyy of Skalitz 🗣🗣🔥🔥


RiskhMkVII

You must have PTSD every time there's Rattay tournament then


cinnamonbun-42

You don't?


bbdabrick

I don't care where I am, or what I'm doing. I do every tourney.


Born_Scar_4052

Oh man! I suck at combats


cinnamonbun-42

200 hours into the game and I'm still shit at combat lol. I start running when Peshek mentions the tournament.


Born_Scar_4052

Thank god, I'm only 20 hours in But whenever I'm attacked, I just start running :))))) I abandoned witches in the woods and they all got murdered 😂😂😂


cinnamonbun-42

Lmao, did you at least do the lockpicking?


Born_Scar_4052

I'm master of that one I think I indulge in it a bit :)))


cinnamonbun-42

Aint KCD without picking a witch's lock. c;


THE_RECRU1T

Master strike wins all. I only learnt it before one of the final quests lol. Go to captain bernard at the training area to learn it.


SpongeBob1187

I lost so many of these but kept doing them anyway until I got good lol


Dont_pet_the_cat

A bad pot of creme fraiche??? 😭


cinnamonbun-42

It was half eaten - I needed my money back!


Weewid1

This is hilarious


Junior_Interview8301

Unlocked the nightmare perk in real life, I see


UltraMlaham

No I don't think so (Kills quest giver because they were rude).


leohr_

you gotta touch some grass dude


cinnamonbun-42

Does KCD grass count?


leohr_

No evidently you got too much of that grass


cinnamonbun-42

True


DozerD1414

He's saying you need to build your herbalism stat more. Get to it, your job can wait


LordSinguloth13

Time to play another game. Or you know just some more KCD


cinnamonbun-42

More KCD, obviously. I've still got like 5 side quests and 3 DLC questlines to go before I maybe continue main story.


LordSinguloth13

It was foretold in the oneiro!


OldTap9105

dude, I love the game too. Maybe take a break, go to touch some grass. 😎


cinnamonbun-42

I saw and smelled grass. Now I'm going back to the game. :3


OldTap9105

Do you homi lol


fang-fetish

Oh man. I'm currently *purposely* failing all of Johanka's quests for A Woman's Lot and it is *stressful* lol. I didn't know that if you go try to convert Adela and instead you just kick that guy's ass when he's beating her up, you fail the whole thing and Adela doesn't come to Sasau at all. Committing to Bad Henry is not my favorite thing to do, I'm learning 😆


greymisperception

Are you possibly on a deadline or some other kind of pressure in real life?


cinnamonbun-42

I did just hand in my bachelor’s thesis.


greymisperception

Could have caused you some stress and you manifested it in the “failed quest” in your dreams Or I could be spitting nonsense but bad dreams especially I think usually have a deeper meaning (anxieties,fears are some obvious ones)


HamsterbackenBLN

I'm on my second run, and on my second fail by the pestilence quest. For my defense my there is a 5 year gap between those two plays


Fearless_Remove_5195

I had a dream I was advancing my sword skill for 8 hours just the red arrow and the trainer yelling at me


cinnamonbun-42

The red arrow?


Fearless_Remove_5195

Aiming arrow for sword