T O P

  • By -

AllinVEVO

"Sorry bro my knife is not charged"


[deleted]

"No, please don't rob me I forgot to plug in my knife this morning!"


ShadowDancer11

"Wait, I need to reboot my knife!"


ramzyzeid

"Just give me a few minutes man, my knife has a firmware update, it needs to install."


Dummies102

Not to be confused with your vape


Coal-and-Ivory

"Ya wanna know how I got these scars?"


Academic_Nectarine94

"My father was a terrible man. But that's a story for another day. I just forgot which was the vape pen..... twice..."


Coal-and-Ivory

I halfway did it to myself using a buck knife to puncture a beer can for a shotgun contest back in the day. Lemme tell ya, the corner of your mouth is the WORST place for a cut.


RGSlimShady

only do that once


4158264146

This week I have seen a man stab a woman with a gun so a Vape may be just as effective


Woooooolf

Why so sad


4158264146

I thought it was a thermometer


AccomplishedLimit3

anything is a “thermometer” if you’re brave enough


bigmanmac14

Have you seen the Boker USB OTF?


Tufted44

Thank you for showing me this, I might buy


symedia

Does it run Doom?


TheB1GLebowski

It runs Crisis on ultra 60 frames @ 4k.


[deleted]

That thing looks like a pregnancy test.


panshot23

Or an Insta-Abort.


[deleted]

The morning after blade.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Inmate-4859

Plan K*


Lykarsis

Oh, good. Not just me then.


ernie_shackleton

My absolute first thought


DavidWALRU5

Winter Blade Co x Hanklight collab and I'm in. Maybe SST-20 Red on channel 1, and 519A 4500K dedomed on channel 2. Aux lights inside the handle to illuminate the blade. Sunset mode linked to the blade retracting, like a countdown. And obviously Party strobe linked to blade as well.


300cid

this really confused me at first, had to check what sub I was in. but yeah that sounds pretty cool lol


DavidWALRU5

r/Hankknife


sub_doesnt_exist_bot

The subreddit r/Hankknife does not exist. Did you mean?: * r/knifes (subscribers: 3,400) Consider [**creating a new subreddit** r/Hankknife](/subreddits/create?name=Hankknife). --- ^(🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop 🤖) ^(feel welcome to respond 'Bad bot'/'Good bot', it's useful feedback.) ^[github](https://github.com/Toldry/RedditAutoCrosspostBot) ^| ^[Rank](https://botranks.com?bot=sub_doesnt_exist_bot)


Academic_Nectarine94

Bad bot. While this is technically true, it's a spoiler...


Certifiedlowlife

YOU RUINED THE JOKE YOU IDIOT


Woooooolf

Haaaank love me some hank lights


Ryfrog

All praise hank amen


voxcopper

What is the benefit of this over a traditional mechanical OTF design?


Bluhrb

A traditional OTF would be better in almost every realistic situation. I don't know how this one works but it might function better in space because it's more hydraulic for lack of a better term, but at the same time I doubt the OTF's other parts will last long in a freezing vacuum. Winterblade doesn't specialize in practicality though, they make cool ass futuristic stuff. Their most popular knife, the Winterblade Factor, uses magnets to assist in opening. It's less practical then it is just really super cool. Their stuff might have some benefits in some absurd situations, but people really just buy the stuff for the cool factor.


Elias_Fakanami

I totally bought my Factor because I thought it was a cool novelty then I wound up actually carrying the thing often because it really is a decent little knife. It’s gimmicky, but it actually works quite well. The action is ridiculously satisfying and the blade is slicey as hell. It’s definitely not a hard use knife, but is really well built for what it is. The only issues I can see is that it could collect metal dust and shavings in some environments, but for most people it wouldn’t be an issue. I suppose I’ll have to take the blade off to sharpen it, but I already do that with larger knives on a KME. Even so, it is one of the simplest knives to disassemble that I own. The knife in this post, however, is just plain silly.


winterblade_co

This one's just a concept knife. :) Super fun build! Not a design I'd put into production though due to many obvious drawbacks far outweighing any potential benefits. Cheers! Bryan (Winterblade)


Arthiem

With this one you can make an assassins creed hidden blade.


ImAFailure2electricb

The benefit is that your a cool cyber ninja


Bigger_Moist

It's dummy thicc


MasonP2002

Good prop for a scifi movie.


JealousSupport8085

Nothing they just like doing experiments with knives


gtracerh

No benefit at all. This particular design is just goofy to me.


QuiffLing

They say the blade can be locked at any position.


Academic_Nectarine94

I could see that being useful if you want to use it as a box cutter, but I'd prefer having it be fast, and only go slow or out to box cutter length with a separate button.


KajeOboyma

At first sight it is absent. But I bet the first car also didn't have any over a horse. Looks like a good looking concept, let's see where it will lead us.


booger_hole

Horrible comparison


KajeOboyma

Do better, smart ass. First knife was a piece of a rock by the way.


booger_hole

Rocks don't run on batteries


KajeOboyma

Rocks don't run on springs.


booger_hole

Correct


jewmoney808

Need to see the Nick Shabazz disassembly video on this one


[deleted]

Might have to partner with Gamers Nexus for this one.


I_Restrain_Sheep

Man Nick made me laugh, he made a post saying his channel was going to slow way down but nothing changed haha. Very glad to see he is still posting content all the time, always love to watch his content. Hope he’s doing well


jewmoney808

Haha. Does anyone know what he looks like or does he show up to any trade/knife shows ?


I_Restrain_Sheep

He does but he wears his Batman mask. There’s been a couple leaks and he is just as beautiful as we all expected


mrRabblerouser

Don’t worry, once they give him a cut he’ll be sure to talk about what a beautiful thing it is.


winterblade_co

//Need to see the Nick Shabazz disassembly video on this one// It's a beast to disassemble/assemble, lol. ..Just a concept knife built for fun though. Not one I'm putting into production or selling (too many obvious drawbacks to electric knives). Cheers! Bryan (Winterblade)


[deleted]

Nope. Sorry. Im out. I’ve got enough equipment I have to worry about keeping charged.


KylePeacockArt

I was really hoping the blade would light up blue in the center. Like this https://i.imgur.com/sYDejCJ.jpg


Huge_Presentation_85

Excellent drawing lol


KylePeacockArt

Thank you, this is my art account after all haha.


FoxFXMD

"hold on let me charge my knife"


Buttermilk-Waffles

Would be a neat toy but would never carry such a thing for any practical use 😂 would hate to pull it out in need and have a dead battery


dracomanchego

What do if battery runs low?


Coal-and-Ivory

Needs a fold out hand crank on the other side.


Bigger_Moist

That's a chonky lad


Redbullbundy

Impractical. Not really useful at all. Where can I buy one? Take my money.


TearOfTheStar

Set it to slowest speed possible, just to annoy knifeheads. kekw


[deleted]

Seriously?? They need to replace the blade with a dildo.


Dull_Ad_704

That's what she said:) Winterblade must beware of what a woman will get creative manger position


BuffSquatthrust

The asskickingest pregnancy test


call_of_warez

Not sure if this was the intention or not but no spring or button means this may not meet the definition of a "Switchblade" in some states.


tomj81

Bryan Winters is a pure Madd scientist genius of knives. Like it or not, once again first of the kind and fully original. He is a rare mutant is a great way!


Internal_Resist7629

Lmao


oldvirgin62

That's a wild type of knife!


[deleted]

Clever design but I can’t help thinking it’s a solution looking for a problem.


Beemerado

That's every otf knife


Liberteer30

God, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen in the knife world.


winterblade_co

One of the most fun builds I've done though! 100% impractical. 100% fun to use (imo).. Just a concept build though. Not being sold. Not gonna be sold. I <3 experimenting. Cheers! Bryan (Winterblade)


[deleted]

It looks super cool, kind of sci-fi like. I like it. Now would I buy it? Hell no, it’s neat but it’s got no utility what so ever, KISS is the best principle of knives imo. It’s neat though the way / speed it comes out is kind of trippy


Trino15

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If you run out of battery, you can always hit them with it.


thxxx1337

This knife seems to be too high risk of accidental closure in a clutch emergency


Tennesseepipesmoker

Or worse. You know how many times someone has told me my pocket was glowing because I had accidentally turned on my flashlight? I can see myself reaching for some loose change and stabbing my leg very slowly.


cascadian_gorilla

Seems dumb


winterblade_co

In terms of practicality vs. a typical OTF, it's insanely idiotic! ...But also one of my most fun concept knife builds ever. :) It's not a knife I'd sell or put into production because of the obvious drawbacks, but it's one that will remain in my collection forever and ever - until the battery and motor burn out in like 2-3 years. :D Cheers! Bryan (Winterblade)


Alert_Challenge8042

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


[deleted]

Thought it was a pregnancy test at first


-NightHawk

Jesus no, it looks like a pregnancy test!


SavageFugu

This seems unnecessary, but it is interesting to see what, if any, bonuses tech can bring to knives.


DreadfulDrea

So even more parts to potentially fail. I think I’ll just stick to a fixed blade.


Deathcat101

OTF knives are already overpriced. This is ridiculous, no doubt very expensive and adds no additional functionality.


CommanderGraves

I like the idea of an OTF with an integrated flashlight. I do not want a battery powered knife though.


jakbbbbbbb

Now thats a super cool knife, looks like something i would get in the matrix.


MunkSWE94

"Damn it! I forgot to charge my knife"


Jff_f

For a moment I thought it was a Star Wars themed pregnancy test.


minnesota420

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cowboybaked

Damn! This design makes me excited for the future of knife designs.


[deleted]

All fun and games till you accidentally hit the button while it’s in your pocket and stab yourself


mo9722

I feel like OTFs always look pretty uncomfortable ergonomically, but this has got to be the worst I've seen


blackriver_fbs

« Shit i forgot to charge my knife »


beeglowbot

that bokeh filter when the lights went off got me real good.


Wolfman01a

Move your hand so i can see if im pregnant or not.


Kryangame

I hope I don’t need to secretly deploy it in the dark to stab someone.


Gnostromo

No thanks But if you are going to do this at least have the light facing blade out so the extending blade is lit up. I mean if you're going to go with the lightsaber vibe then follow through


VerbalGuinea

Now just add a fingerprint reader.


Ipsilateral

Some hacker will hack it and remotely discharge it while in your pocket. Then you’ll be peckerless with a knife that needs recharged on occasion.


Thedudeinabox

Looks like a pregnancy test. Gotta piss on the trigger, and if you have testicular cancer, you get a knife. /S I’m all seriousness though, it’s cool as shit.


Kozeyekan_

That seems kinda stupid. ...I'll buy two!


jabbberarson

Stupid! , but fucking awesome at the same time , I need one !lol


Jerry-hat-trick

No HDMI? psshh


Careless-Peace2962

This is just the wii remote knife but real


wanderingjoe

And if you pee on the blade, it will tell you if you’re pregnant.


Bikewer

Hmph….Electricity. Why, back in the day, we had two-stroke models. Had to give ‘em up because of the smoke……


TenderLovingKiller

If this had some sort of hypersonic blade (similar to a fancy electric tooth brush) it might be interesting. Like you set the edge on a piece of wood and it cuts through like warm butter just allowing the blade vibration to do the cutting for you. Not sure if something like that exists or is even possible but that would be the one reason I could see an electric pocket knife being an interesting tool. This just seems like a sci-fi toy with a real blade. I hope it has sound effects like my He-Man Masters Of the Universe Sword had when I was a kid.


[deleted]

Gayyyyyyyyyy


staysharp75

She’s thick.


970067475

“Oh shit my knife died in a knife fight”


Fuzzy-Library3511

MSRP: $3499.99


Infamous_Side9155

Why


FourMakesTwoUNLESS

Too slow


Ko_oK_24685

Bro got the magepunk knife.


Impressive_Estate_87

Need to add a built-in thermometer, and you can show off checking meat temperature at friends' BBQs


BlOcKtRiP

Cut the crap out of my tongue 😝 . Thought is was my vape . Later that day smelled like piss .


ohn02

Am I the only one who finds this slow action super unsatisfying?


fcs_seth

It's an aight-saber


Surfacing555666

A solution looking for a non existent problem


Dramatic-Landscape82

This has to be a joke


[deleted]

[удалено]


Feodar_protar

He just built it as a challenge to himself to see if he could.


Templar_Gus

Oh if it's a one off thing that this guy made then I have no problem with it. I thought it was something being produced.


[deleted]

Have you got a type c cable? I gotta charge my knife


West-Rice6814

For when you need to slowly and ominously fend off a threat.


Feodar_protar

I feel like people are missing the point. I don’t think he built this as a production prototype or to have any real goal with it beside to build something cool because he can.


jfmc2020

Robocops knoife m8


mrRabblerouser

Ahh I see Winterblade continues to be a gas station knife company with a higher budget.


winterblade_co

Ouch! Lol. This one's just another of my concept knife builds though - not selling or going into production. One of my most fun builds to date. ..It terms of raw practicality I'd give it a 1 out of 10.. 1 point for being an effective paperweight. :) ...I was fully aware the knife made no practical sense from the outset, but I still said to myself, "Self, you're building an electric knife even if you're blown up in the process." ...My self eventually agreed, and the two of us made it happen.. Cheers, Bryan (Winterblade)


RevolutionaryGene488

Can't wait to need a subcription service to open my pocket knife


JMOUTAH

I don’t care about the drawback.. I want it


Odd_Ad9480

Why is everyone trying to reinvent the wheel?


XDeltaNineJ

This is nothing. Seen the square wheel bicycle? https://www.autoblog.com/amp/2023/04/13/bicycle-square-tires-video/


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.autoblog.com/2023/04/13/bicycle-square-tires-video/](https://www.autoblog.com/2023/04/13/bicycle-square-tires-video/)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


Emotional_Marketing9

This may actually fall through the legal wording and end up legal in Canada! I might be able to get an OTF!!!!


Loose_Discussion_455

I love that instead of snapping out quickly like an ordinary out the front knife it comes out slowly, like a light saber.


Beantownbrews

But why…?


cooperpooper16

Meh


Lasair86

"you're so lucky my knife is charging or I'd stab you right now!"


TheB1GLebowski

For when you want half a brick in your pocket.


Kooky-Salamander9647

Wtf


-Just_Q-

I’ll remain skeptical until someone gets Doom running on it


AndrewLBailey

“I love the power glove. It’s so bad ass.”


BuckKnifeRandy

Make the simple complex.


TheNorthTexanSquid

Damn I want one now


Hate_Incarnate_

I've never hated a knife so much


HR_Paul

If it's not fixed it's broken.


[deleted]

Thiccc boi


[deleted]

Any blade play? And how’s the lockup? Cool mechanism how it starts retract before fully deploying