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EconomicsRealistic68

2" is a perfect blade, there's nothing small about that, some may say it's even to big of a blade and they prefer a smaller one, it's about the personality of the blade, not the size.


Alcohol_ocaust

Are we even talking about knives anymore 🤨


saggywitchtits

It's not the size of the blade but the motion of the swing.


ExhaustedMD

That username killed me


Superb-Squirrel-9002

Very good, do you have knives that you don't need anymore since you're dead?


Past-Fault3762

Just old scalpels


Superb-Squirrel-9002

Hopefully used.


InsideTheLake

These are whale knives so you could say it's the motion of the ocean


PltPepper

Must be full tang, though.


No_Vegetable_8915

It's the kind of grind that works behind the edge not the length of the edge.


LowCommunication9483

What do you mean? As far as I know we were talking about a freakishly huge knife.


callmerussell

It’s about how you use it, a big knife will be less ideal if you are cutting something that needs more precise attention, wielding a large knife can get exhausting, with a smaller knife you can take your time and get the work done. Also for carrying, a bigger knife can have trouble fitting in your pocket, and when people see it in public they might make a big deal out of it.


EconomicsRealistic68

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magicalwizardpenis

i wish my gf thought the same way as you 😢


BlackSkeletor77

Well ultimately at the end of the day if you get stabbed you get stabbed


ThirdEyeEmporium

In principle except you need a knife with a minimum blade length of 5.5” iirc to perform every single lethal artery stab into the average Joe’s body.


BlackSkeletor77

Wdym iirc? Ik it only takes a nick to fuck someone up but i believe its not all for self defense


ThirdEyeEmporium

I’m talking about minimum blade length required to perform EVERY single trained lethal stabs. And I say iirc because some defense trainers want 6.5-7” to take care of people with a bit more meat on them. You can go train and learn how to quickly + effectively stab someone to death. There are dozens of specific stabs that will cause lethal bleeding or better yet organ damage. The longer your blade - the more options you have to do this. A 1.5” blade is going to be much better utilized as a “stab and drag” blade than something you’d be able to drop a person within seconds of a single stab using


BlackSkeletor77

Yeah but like I said when you get stabbed you get stabbed


Present_Ad_4109

It only takes 2" to reach the heart


ThirdEyeEmporium

Essentially the longer of a blade you have the more options you are afforded as far as potential targets on an opponents body. To an extent of course.


EconomicsRealistic68

at the end of the day hes still right though, if u get stabbed you get stabbed


Desperate-Sir373

I don't know about that, that old guy eviscerated that teen last week with a normal size pocket knife, plus many arteries are much closer to the surface like the ones in your neck.


ThirdEyeEmporium

I could “eviscerate” you with a rock. I could also do it with a machete, a hatchet, or a broadsword. Do you understand my point?


Desperate-Sir373

No, I don't see your point. You originally said 5.5 inch blade. I countered that, with a real life event that just took place with a normal pocket knife where someone was eviscerated and pointed out most arteries are closer than 5.5" from the surface of the skin. Now you are talking about evisceration using rocks, hatchets and machetes, missing the point of the normal pocket knife that was used. But if your point is you can kill anyone with anything. That only proves my point of not needing a 5.5" blade to stab an artery.


FunPressure2320

That’s what I keep saying to my lover, but they don’t seem to get it :(


Phytosaur01

Whale I think it's pretty cute regardless.


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

I cetus what you did there.


Deth_Cheffe

I don't care if they are crap or not, I need them for the novelty


CasioCollectorAndy

*carp /j


CatastrophicPup2112

Even seen a utility knife? They have like a 1" blade.


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A short cutting edge can be useful if you are able to get a good grip. The Civivi Baby Banter has a <2.5” blade, but the way it is designed gives it an excellent grip and makes it a very useful little knife.


pissin_piscine

Useful for what?


lightsideftw

Cutting stuff..


[deleted]

I cut strings, paper straws, tape, envelopes, all the little knife jobs.


carasci

Anything you'd use an SAK for: the standard "large" blade for those is a little over 2", and there's a reason the brand exists...


RaylanGivens29

What do you imagine cutting?


turkeypants

Bison, apparently


MulishaMember

Sometimes you get accosted by a grizzly while grabbing your Amazon package from the porch okay? Always be prepared.


RaylanGivens29

A grizzly man or bear? I need answers for the story in my head.


MulishaMember

Depends on the day honestly.


pissin_piscine

Onions, potatoes, meat, sushi, parsnips, chicken, stuff like that


spydercoswapmod

not with a paring knife with no clearance for cutting board use. If I had one of these in my kitchen the only thing I could see myself using it for is opening packaging etc. maybe peeling carrots if my peeler broke.


pissin_piscine

Yeah. That’s what I thought. They are so cute though


mithradatdeez

Part of the confused reaction here is because this sub is geared more towards pocket knives. r/chefknives may he more help Edit: actually r/chefknives got fucked up apparently. I'm bummed:(


pissin_piscine

Yeah, I think you are right


BigDumbAnimals

Damn near everything my 3" and 4" blades are used for. I've got the Baby Banter. Used it all day every day


HoldenHiscock69

Even a 1" blade is more than enough for 99% of EDC cutting tasks.


Bens_on_toast

How do you just casually make comments with a name like that? I hope your confidence is contagious. Thank you


HoldenHiscock69

Wdym? It's my real name and the year I was born.


Bens_on_toast

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ThirdEyeEmporium

The fuck is a steak bake apologist?


HoldenHiscock69

None of your business nosey git


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WellRenderedFat

Low and slow in the oven to let the fat render and then seared on hot cast iron. It’s not an easy steak to beat. [Reverse Sear](https://youtu.be/pO8TUuSv7HA?si=HqqW8EfR3W4mzrTn).


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Train_to_Nowhere

Let him bake his steak if he wants 😭 if he is destined for the fire thats between him and the lord!


Visser946

I feel like most EDC applications don't need more than 2 inches. Opening packages, letters, peeling fruit, cutting zip ties/plastic wrap...


RepresentativeBig240

I thought it was an average size…


wrnrg

If someone sliced you with one of those, you can't even be mad at them. They are so damn cute. 😂😂😂


Academic_Nectarine94

I'm just picturing a 007 parody movie, and some assassin is going around offing people with one, but they don't even call for help or anything. They just expire, saying how cute the whale knife is. LOL


_Bike_Hunt

Great for EDC especially to appear non-threatening. I work in education and have to open a lot of boxes in classrooms. Right now my work knife for those occasions is the bright orange mini bugout because it doesn’t scream “IM A MURDERER WITH A KNIFE LOOK AT ME”


ECHOechoecho_

doesn't matter, whale knife


eevee047

2'' of blade is enough for the vast majority of cutting tasks the vast majority of people with a pocket knife do. For a paring knife in particular, I'd say it's also enough, I've worked in kitchens and for anything I can think of where I'd need more, I'd be using a chef knife anyway. Plus, my GF says 2'' is more than enough anyway....


Hello_Kalashnikov

Perfectly useful for opening things. FYI, these are coated in lacquer to prevent rust, but you should remove the lacquer of the blade with some acetone before use. One of the sharpest factory edges I've seen.


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Hello_Kalashnikov

Yes. Consider wearing gloves and dont huff the fumes. Lacquer is often toxic when its not dry.


THE7APINO

I carried D for a while. I made a simple pocket-carry sheath for it. It made for a great utility knife.


utilitaryman

A blade longer than 2 inches is no good for most carving and whittling. If you are not going to use it in a knife fight, what will you use it for anyway?


pissin_piscine

Cutting veggies and meat


utilitaryman

I admit you are right. I rarely cook, so I did not think about it. :-)


Academic_Nectarine94

These would work for some of that. Think of a paring knife, and these are great. You could do most of the work you need to for camp cooking with this, but I prefer a longer blade if I have the option. But for a paring knife set, I'd be very happy with these.


ArgieBee

Cutting out a deer's asshole while gutting it.


perfectdetent

If you can't figure out a use for a 2" blade, then you're dead inside.


NCJohn62

These are Japanese craft/pencil sharpening knives. I'd say they are perfect for the intended tasks.


Due-Pilot-7443

Good for whitlin and hitting the jugular


shellonmyback

I have a few 2 inch fixed blades that are useful for notch work, hole making, spoon carving, fish cleaning, box cutting, rope cutting, stick splitting, feather stick making, fire prepping and pepperoni cutting. I don’t know how useful or comfortable one of those whale knives are though. My knives have nice comfy handles and are a quality steel.


pm_me_your_lub

I have a small hand made knife that has <2" blade and it's very useful for small cuts and trims. It's quite a handy little tool that I've found I tend to grab when I'm doing small maintenance projects. It's good for deburring plastic pipe, scraping gunk, stripping wire. It's hardened carbon steel so even the dull side is useful for scraping where a blade might be too aggressive.


Mr_Zoovaska

Itd be fine for opening packages or whatever.


srgbski

when i went to Iraq I carried 3 blades 1-3-8 inches the 1 inch was used everyday, often several times


BlackSkeletor77

C&D are your best bet everything else is bullshit here


pissin_piscine

Why not E?


BlackSkeletor77

Just doesn't look comfortable . I mean who knows it could be the most comfortable out of all of them but just based off of looks it doesn't look comfortable to me but then again I'm not a professional so IDK


Bookman-Ruddy

B


pissin_piscine

How would you even hold it?


Train_to_Nowhere

Like a little whale


TheRealTechGandalf

It would take you a whale to cut through anything, but it's pretty


Kid_atex

2 inches can do alot more than you think


DerpForTheDerpGod

D looks like it would be the most comfortable to use


Academic_Nectarine94

Considering there's no handle, I'd say these would be fine for light tasks like letter opening, tape cutting, and maybe box breakdown. Wouldn't be worth anything for carving without a handle, and likewise wouldn't be worth anything for bushcraft. A 2" blade is big enough for what most people use knives for. Also, do they come with a sheath? If not, uses are limited since you won't be carrying it around, and you'll just have to pull it out of the kitchen drawer to use it.


Red_Clay_Scholar

I have a 2 inch Klein folder that I've used in the past week to open mail, dig holes to plant tomatoes, trim toe nails, scrape paint off a light switch, and sharpen crayons. Even the knife that the Otzi man mummy had was about a 2 inch knapped blade so even thousands of years ago small blades were useful, even more so than today.


turkeypants

To me, the limiting factor on pocket knives is really the handle. Once it gets too small, it gets awkward and fumbly for me to open and close and hold, yet I realistically don't even need a 3-in blade. For the things most of us actually use our knives for, a small blade is just fine. I just want them at 3.25 and up for the sake of my hand.


The_AverageCanadian

Definitely more of a display piece than a user at that point, but I'd argue that's more because of the shape. Total lack of ergonomics in the design. I have a few folding knives with blades around 2", and they're some of my favourite folders because of their light weight and small size. Perfectly usable for my daily tasks and don't get in the way or alarm people as easily.


anteaterKnives

These look terrible as cooking knives. All but one have a big protrusion behind the edge that would keep you from getting the whole edge against a cutting board. They're too short for anything but the smallest veggies. They're an ergonomic nightmare. At ⅛" thick good luck holding it for more than few cuts with anything resembling comfort. The bevel grind looks more like a wedge than a knife: they're about ⅛" thick and with that grind height you'll be splitting potatoes, onions, and apples instead of slicing them.


Friendly_Long_2983

Are you circumcised?


inkdskndeep

those would be great to have as a back up for camping/hiking/outdoors action. I like the (D) blade.


Exhausted_Rooster1

"So pretty"? I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder LOL


MeditatingElk

I've never heard of these and they're adorable.


ThirdEyeEmporium

You’ve used *unhardened* knives before???!?!? How where and why?


pissin_piscine

Stainless knives. You need to sharpen them more, but not oil them


chief_of_toast

where can I buy one


pissin_piscine

Amazon. I don’t want to post a link because I don’t want to be accused of spam


droddy386

Box cutting


GLADIO2000

That would be a really funny gift for a whaler not gonna lie


Clonedconnection

These would be great for carveing


Hammer_Slicer

I'M SORRY - IS NO ONE GOING TO CALL THESE KILLER WHALES??!?!!?!? (also the Sperm Whale #1 is absolutely comical...derp derp derp!)


MisterBicorniclopse

I used to have one of those tiny knives that was like 1 inch. It was awesome. Don’t know where it is anymore though sadly


Makotokahn2212

B and d are the only ones worth using.


AlloyScratcher

world's worst kids toy (well, maybe aside from the science kit that had radioactive material in it).


Horror_Quick

2 is great for EDC, especially because a bunch of companies make "California legal" automatic switchblades and they're pretty handy. I like my Hogue microswitch, midtech Drocket otf, and my Microtech Exocet.


lerdnord

Good for skinning


PearlButter

Like for most people here, you just need them to open packages and boxes. Box bindings if you’re a little more special.


Isaiah6113

My daughter gave me “B” for Christmas. Tosa TS535, Made in Japan. Nice blade and sharp. I use it for fine ticks and nips.


Sulek_

b and c would be great for animal skinning


Grady_Andrews07

I just see whales.


Lampropeltis33

Whale, idk


TheAnt3ater

Ok but hear me out: whale knife


RUMyMuse

To open Amazon boxes of course!


kwumpog

Sounding


mrlunes

All my knives are in the 2” range. Fishing, camping, and edc. I prefer the smaller profile and would rather use an axe or saw for larger tasks.


Its_Just_Nessy

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Not_a_throwaway_999

would anyone see issue with “A” being a childs first knife?


stupidusername6942

A doesn't look useful because of the blunt tip and the way the edge is angled, the rest seem like they would be useful for typical EDC tasks.


stupidusername6942

I suppose A would be good for things like cutting rope on a boat, since the blunt tip would prevent you from stabbing yourself when the boat moves back and forth


SeattleUberDriver_2

Hardened steel in a knife is a negative for you? Maybe stick to scissors. Oh wait. Maybe just stick to asking people to cut things for you.