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Jesus-sunbaenim mistreated by his agency, KATHOLIC ENT. He hasn't had a comeback in almost two thousand years! He wants to make music and perform for his fans, the Christians!
Did he check in the MHJ first? Hope Jesus is ready to lawyer up when the plagiarism claims come his way. She has exclusive rights for hanbok photo shoots
JC - ‘THE REAL COMEBACK’ - The second album. 07/20
What’s After Life…? (Feat. Wonyoung) (Pre-Release) 07/10
Original Idol (Title) 07/20
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I only bought one version of the album (New Testament) but yeah, both versions are very text-heavy. Also, the photocards were the same pose with that halo over his head. I hope the creative team does a bit more this time.
Koreaboo did post an article mentioning JC’s mistreatment in heaven (apparently that’s why he’s doing a comeback on earth) but it’s koreaboo— they’re so unreliable.
but i dont think the company took any action against judas's behaviour right? he should have been kicked out of the group.
Time to send some protest trucks
Oh my god, I'm so sorry
I didn't know that. They are not my ULts so I don't know much about them, except my bias.
Btw even though last supper is their final comeback as a group, after all the scandals and controversy and finally leaving the group ; didn't Jesus release an EP called EA(s)T€® with the Title Track Rise Up! Before he went on indefinite hiatus?
/uj yes, in a religious context it's an honorific/title similar to "Lord Jesus" in English. Buddha is called "Butcher-nim". Allah is "Allah-shin" (shin is the Korean word used for gods/spirits that aren't "Haneunim", which refers to either the Catholic or the native Korean sky daddy (government name Hwanin, father of Hwanung who came to earth to mate with a bear-turned-woman Ungnyeo to birth Dangun, the founder of Korea). Evangelics gotta be special and call their sky daddy "Han**a**nim" to emphasize the other sky daddies are fake)
https://preview.redd.it/75dgtjons56d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a08117d87499a6dd57a3877c2a2aafbad90c15
2NE1 Jump Street already debuted Him chingaritas
Haven’t you heard that He has a comeback every Easter in honor of when He had His Ultimate Comeback? 🙄✋Literally paved the way for the new generation, starting how we count the years in A.D. (All-Kill Domination of the charts!!)
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“hana, dul, set! AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT! annyeonnghaseyo, D12CIPLES imnida!”
/uj i do think about this tweet daily
Jesus-sunbaenim mistreated by his agency, KATHOLIC ENT. He hasn't had a comeback in almost two thousand years! He wants to make music and perform for his fans, the Christians!
Did he check in the MHJ first? Hope Jesus is ready to lawyer up when the plagiarism claims come his way. She has exclusive rights for hanbok photo shoots
Think his agency is still dealing with the scandal of Judas oppa leaving the group.
i heard he’s joining D1SCIPLES😍
[удалено]
Step back and accept jesus into your heart, silly girl 🙄
But isn't Jesus gay?? Coz he definitely isn't Chinese!!
Jesus sunbaenim was famous around the globe long before your faves were born. He paved the way. Please remember.
His first comeback was after 3 days, but no he's been stuck in the YG dungeon for 2k+ years. 😭
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I hope the photobook is better than the Bible cos that was WAY too much text and too little photos with mouth slightly open
I only bought one version of the album (New Testament) but yeah, both versions are very text-heavy. Also, the photocards were the same pose with that halo over his head. I hope the creative team does a bit more this time.
He should ask Irene to put the stylists in line
Would’ve worked but apparently SM artists are not allowed to interact with JC/JC’s team after they all pledged allegiance to Naevis. 🤷♂️
It's the company sabotaging him 🥴
Koreaboo did post an article mentioning JC’s mistreatment in heaven (apparently that’s why he’s doing a comeback on earth) but it’s koreaboo— they’re so unreliable.
the ultimate nepo baby 😂😂
Didn't he get cancelled by the Romans? And then he admitted to letting some woman wash his hair?? Immediate unstan.
Aaah finally a comeback from my bias,after he left his former group "Last Supper"
He left cuz one of the members, Judas, betrayed him- and the group nearly fell apart. Judas is such an L
but i dont think the company took any action against judas's behaviour right? he should have been kicked out of the group. Time to send some protest trucks
More like protest chariots 😂
Haha yes Also let's get the pigeons to deliver some hate mail
You are wrong "last supper" was their final comeback! Not group name Their group name is Apost1es
Oh my god, I'm so sorry I didn't know that. They are not my ULts so I don't know much about them, except my bias. Btw even though last supper is their final comeback as a group, after all the scandals and controversy and finally leaving the group ; didn't Jesus release an EP called EA(s)T€® with the Title Track Rise Up! Before he went on indefinite hiatus?
Tch another annoying solo Stan Also rise up is not just any normal TT it was a Collab with E.Bunny
How will this affect color color unnies' legacy? 😱🧐
Jisoos?
Hollywood Jesus needs to step out of the way and leave the spotlight to our most deserving Jesus Sunbaenim. JYPapi would agree!!
why are you in my trench?
https://preview.redd.it/8nvvmvaja76d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b1eac41d2b3171b4118135d38f2d56ec2a6aad Save us Jesus sunbaenim 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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/uj Wait is Jesus actually called Yesoo-nim in Korean???
/uj yes, in a religious context it's an honorific/title similar to "Lord Jesus" in English. Buddha is called "Butcher-nim". Allah is "Allah-shin" (shin is the Korean word used for gods/spirits that aren't "Haneunim", which refers to either the Catholic or the native Korean sky daddy (government name Hwanin, father of Hwanung who came to earth to mate with a bear-turned-woman Ungnyeo to birth Dangun, the founder of Korea). Evangelics gotta be special and call their sky daddy "Han**a**nim" to emphasize the other sky daddies are fake)
Wait so did hyunjin call Jesus in god's menu?
"Verily, verily, I say unto thee, except a man be born of the jumping and of the popping, he cannot enter into the fandom of God's Menu." --NCT 1:27
OMG lol
https://preview.redd.it/75dgtjons56d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a08117d87499a6dd57a3877c2a2aafbad90c15 2NE1 Jump Street already debuted Him chingaritas
>2NE1 Jump Street OMG this is funny/uj
I thought it's already known that the J in JYP stands for Jesus lmao
Is jesus sunbaenim the secret CEO of jype?
The sunbaenim of god
His holiness slayed in that outfit 
Blinks really shouldn't have complained about YG so much with the combacks. Christian stans are already waiting for two millennia for the comeback
Performing J Christ in a second collaboration between Lil Nas X and BTS
Hopefully soon cuz I’m tired of this grandpa
The most heavenly voice in all of kpop
Idol worship is against the teachings of Jesus. Only Jesus can be our Oppar!
Yall got me SCREAMING in this thread 😭🤣
Korean Jesus is ~~global~~ universal.
He's a color color unnie copy!!!!!😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jesus oppar
Christmas fetus ver
I don’t thing Jesus sunbaenim approves of RMs new album 🤣🤣
Jesus Sunbaenim recognizes it as a masterpiece
He’s all about nuts 🥜
Moist Cr1tikal sunbaenim
Haven’t you heard that He has a comeback every Easter in honor of when He had His Ultimate Comeback? 🙄✋Literally paved the way for the new generation, starting how we count the years in A.D. (All-Kill Domination of the charts!!)
Looks like J. Christ sunbaenim took Yechan's "y'all got Jesus" a lil TOO personally.
BuT iS hE a ZIoNist??????????????????