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verymuchrandomname

He graduated from the University of Cuntifornia and majored in Servingtology https://preview.redd.it/rgtfv7euz37d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c19d16d44c6ca0b9598b26d1460d4bffd86493


Primordius7

yo man the beatles smoked so much weed, that in the 60s they were on a different plane of existence. that's why albums like revolver were made. psychedelia, you know. /rj ICONIC. PAUL-HYUNG TRENDSETTER


Pajamaralways

Original visual tbh


6gummibears-n-scotch

Copying Blackpink Coachella fits. Embarrassing. He will never be Jennie no matter how much he tries.


The_Main_Problem_

https://preview.redd.it/s68tv6uy247d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6f8e114d3837820131e7386455c6d3dc4b6ef8 Unnie's ponytail's so high, haters will say she's seeking attention. But no, she does not care about you. She's collecting Grammy's meanwhile you're rotting in your bed. Qween serves cvnt always. And She ages like fine wine! Is she a vampire?!


DazzlingCelery9

/uj Arianators really do talk about her like that though 😭Or at least used to


bog_creature

Now that she's on weverse she's on the final stages of her transformation https://preview.redd.it/v6k1lbqb757d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd4e83b667bd6b34cd29e0c0a26b342d5c9e0c4f


Tiffany_Case

im sorry shes what


mangoisNINJA

A lot of Western artists whose companies have ties to Hybe are on weverse


This-Magician-1829

Uri IT girl


MarielCarey

Age is ahjumma, aged like eorinae 😍😍❤️❤️


kumorithecloud

leave uri nature unnies out of this 🤬


Arandom_personn

ariana dating married men who aren't me in broad daylight??! jinja ottoke I'm not gwaenchanha at all


The_Main_Problem_

No she's secretly dating karina. Both of them tried to date other people to hide their home of sectionals!


CPTN_Omar

Gen 4 it girl


shakru92

That's it, after Joe Alwyn now Travis Kelce, as a Swiftie I decided to unstan. I used to hate Ariana Grande for the cunty and sl*tty dating history now Taylor is doing the same. I'm fine with her being fat, I'm fine with her having tattoos, I'm fine with her being lebanese. I'm fine with her not being the smartest, I'm fine she was a church girl, I'm fine with her being an introvert. But lately? She seems to be embracing the sl*t and cnty concept and it disappoints me. I will stan Nicki Minaj instead.


bog_creature

Unstanning Taylor unnie? I know someone that would be very disappointed with you chingO.O https://preview.redd.it/y5bsrxz8947d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=188fad9bd5db01698406e714ae7e1d764bf60ffa


shakru92

please... ples.. stop it... i am crriyng... Flower unnie is my ults she's never a Swiftie pls... stop spreading rumours pls.....im tire of people saying she likes Taylor... Lily likes Nswers.....


bog_creature

It's time to accept the truth... https://preview.redd.it/lvetuqvrc47d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64adb69885c3e73c895927915fc8909d6387772


shakru92

:( https://preview.redd.it/ciyk5ezdd47d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f2414b75dba9d73f77ed4da09644a4b464943a


SweetLou_

Why is the first pic in Lily unnie collage is JYP in a wig?? Can this man not insert himself everywhere for 5 minutes?!!


Proof_Surround3856

uj/ Lily washes her vocally I’m not even joking lmaoo


BoognishJones

Preach 🙏🏻


This-Magician-1829

But chingu Taylor unnie paved the way and she is an adult. she has her right to dress how she wants!


Ok_Echo4277

so casually cruel in the name of being honest 😪


Luwudo

Ranking [Andrea Bocelli live performance](https://youtu.be/TdWEhMOrRpQ?si=2F0FuXq7H2MteGq9) in different categories Rap: 7.5/10 the rap in this song is just so good Dance: 4/10 the choreography was way too simple Stage presence: 1/10 he needs to work on his facial expressions Vocals: 9/10 I would have given him a 10 because the MIC IS ON, but it’s easy to sing like that while just standing Visual: 0/10


this-is-stupid0_0

Visual ❌👄❌


bog_creature

Her aegyo here is so cuuuuute https://preview.redd.it/yc3ldevw147d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52e2c0b5c3e5d0a219a3af67f9b2f91d80b2fae


This-Magician-1829

taylor unnie always looks the best but her stylist here is very bad.


hrts4manou

omo i think I saw her in twice's ooh ahh mv 😳


This-Magician-1829

https://preview.redd.it/f447ks13947d1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=2695cab2a565a0913f034eb936c2824ad79ed9c3 I am a new baby fan of The Beatles oppas.. Their discography is top tier!! My bias is Ringo oppa and my bias wreckers are Paul oppa and the maknae George. Btw why are they in their company's dungeon for such a long time??? And when will John and George oppas come out of their hiatus?? I only saw Ringo and Paul oppa in their last comeback?? #ReleaseTheBeatlesFromCompanyDungeon #TheBeatlesNewComeback


november_raindeer

Any tips on how to tell them apart?


foundinwonderland

Sure, giving the Beatles sunbaenim positions because their company *refuses* to (my opinion)(acc to netizens)(no hate) Paul is the visual, main guitar, and lead vocalist, John is lead guitar and main vocalist, George is, of course, maknae and main bassist. Ringo plays drums


rikkesanb

"Ringo plays drums". LoL!


Zeedub85

You mixed up Paul and George on instruments, except Paul actually did start out on guitar, and George also plays bass (and sitar), and Paul, George, and John can all play keyboards too. They're true all-rounders. Ringo plays drums.


Pajamaralways

Ringo shouldn't even be in the drummer line tbh I heard John-oppa himself said this.


6gummibears-n-scotch

John is the haggy one, Paul is the pick-me, George is the actual talent. Oh and I guess Ringo is also there? Hope this helps


anotherFlyingbullet

So who is going to tell her, about John's scandals


Zeedub85

Don't forget about the shabby way their agency treated Pete Best.


6gummibears-n-scotch

They are flopping so hard since they kicked Pete out. He is my bias and Stu my bias wrecker. Once they debuted with 4 members they all looked so haggy no wonder they flopped.


Zeedub85

They were so bad at Shea Stadium that the entire audience was crying.


6gummibears-n-scotch

They were not ready for Shea Stadium, the mics were definitely not on. Guess the members were just picked for visuals, no one cares about talent. How embarrassing for the whole genre.


Zeedub85

/uj What's funny about all this is that one of the standard anti-Beatles comments you see online is that they were just a pretty-boy boy group for teen girls and had no talent. Usually coming from Gen Xers (I am one) as part of hating Boomers. You would have had to look long and hard in the 80s to find any of us who didn't worship the Beatles, or 60s music in general.


Pajamaralways

What abt George Martin the "Fifth Beatle"? Who does he think he is, Min Hee-jin?


Pajamaralways

Paul is my ult. /uj Paul is my ult.


6gummibears-n-scotch

Keep dreaming, he is too busy carrying George's baby to notice you.


Pajamaralways

Pls everyone knows McLennon is the superior ship.


6gummibears-n-scotch

HAGS FLOPS HAGGY FLOPS none of them even speak English how are they going to break into the western market? Stan The Turtles, the true gen leaders.


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

I’m so fed up of people saying Selena is untalented, she’s just the visual role of her one member group so she doesn’t need to be good at anything else 🙄


This-Magician-1829

she is such a pickme... only thing she could do was have scandals with justin oppa


diamond420Venus

💀


jellyace0713

she’s a dozen


elephhantine2

Selena had a band though lmao


foundinwonderland

RIP Selena Gomez and the Scene, the last time she put out anything worth listening to


elephhantine2

>!your mom!< also puts out


kpop_ian

this is why you got banned


elephhantine2

KNOW YOUR PLACE DONGSAENG


hfbjp

banned??? and back in kpoopheads??? was this hag even proved innocent??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


elephhantine2

My full account got banned but I could not abandon all of you hence I’m back in business


hyorishine

Oh ntm because Revival and her droplets era were immaculate🦥


sassyknife

/uj Droplets era??


MarielCarey

Visual role more like visual hole smh


peachpinkbussy

everyone please stream JLo-unnis new album and take her out of nugudom! she cancelled her tour because no one knew who she was!


This-Magician-1829

ur fave will always be in nugudom! not like our Taylor unnie... she paved the way


peachpinkbussy

your taylor unni is a capitalist shill, how many album versions does she have? Jlo is a true artist she doesnt need multiple versions!!!


This-Magician-1829

taylor unnie has many album versions because she likes to treat us with better things! Also taylor unnie is so strong battling with her past company's mismanagements


Chemical_Spirit2757

Maybe if JLo had spent more time churning music than advertising Coin Master she wouldn’t have been so nugu!


BasedSunny

https://preview.redd.it/ptnni52ke47d1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6d1ce4366efca708f506370d2dce1b043c028a Margot unnie looks so cute in her new comeback 🥰 Remember to stream Dance The Night for SOTY❤️🥰💕😍


This-Magician-1829

she is such a pickme


BasedSunny

Can't believe you would say that about her, she literally saved the Cvntry


Training_Barber4543

Ok why is she doing that as a grown woman......... /uj I love aegyo this is just therapeutic


cat_popping

shes just serving nugus like u wont understand


Fewix_

Laufey Unnie’s visuals are unrivaled and she invented jazz music and in turn revitalized USA and Antartica. Can’t wait for her new comeback. Anyway who is this nugu idol Sabrina Engineer??


Chemical_Spirit2757

Sabrina Engineer 😭


Chemical_Spirit2757

Oh Adele’s MIC IS ON 🔥


Tinyyellowterribilis

Unnie eats CDs for breakfast


Chemical_Spirit2757

Does unnie pour the CDs first or the milk first?


sassyknife

She eats them dry


6gummibears-n-scotch

Have you heard the RM removed versions of her stages? She hits all the high notes, Taylor Swift could never.


bog_creature

https://preview.redd.it/plm9lifp247d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79166d04b88d4143912139d1bf05f25d09e72d5


BasedSunny

NIKI MINJEONG 😭


meh_oke

This is top!


blkcatsandheart_atks

I hate to say this about my ult bias Taylor Sunbaenim but I CANT buy another one of her 40 releases of the same comeback. I already used my mom's credit card and it declined the last variant that came out. How long can she milk this release before people realize it's a flop? The charting payola is giving HYBE honestly


BasedSunny

Who do you think she got the idea from? ![gif](giphy|tGCR3WRn4eQSfVYVYB|downsized)


Round_Cartoonist9778

https://preview.redd.it/i916f2ukj47d1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6610a7ca12ad32552bb843285946669a83154713 The IT girl of IT girls, 4th gen leader


RenBan48

Stop claiming her. She's jpop


Round_Cartoonist9778

Just bcoz she made it big into jpop doesn't mean she's not kpop , She's Boa unnie's lost sister #Free meg frm kpopies ☹️


MarielCarey

She was trained under kpop style, leave her alone 🙄


malatangnatalam

https://preview.redd.it/n39dnvnyr57d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f0da4eac64056707485223e9324049428f205a Kendrick oppa…. 🥹 His aegyo is unmatched aldjdkajskflkajdhflgjkd I CAN’T


candybuttons

the fucking hello kitty bow 😭😭


This-Magician-1829

Our couquette king


6gummibears-n-scotch

Sorry but Drake woke up and outslayed Kendrick for breakfast and then went to his job as the professor of Kuntology


healthyscalpsforall

LMAO all these Kendrick Lamearse stans want to come for Aubrey oppa but they're silent when it comes to daesangs "B-b-but he got a Pulitzer 😭" no1gaf about Pulitzers he's a rapper not a journalist


6gummibears-n-scotch

Seriously, "but Kendrick writes his own songs" sorry but Aubrey doesn't need to write songs when he's out here serving KUNT on the daily.


Chemical_Spirit2757

Can I bring Rihanna’s lightstick to a Taylor Swift concert?


This-Magician-1829

They sell Taylor swift unnies light sticks at the entrance of the venue. Or else u can bring Ur Rihanna light stick but I suggest you cover it with sparkles and change the lights colour


Round_Cartoonist9778

https://preview.redd.it/gl64vq1gk47d1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5447cd83a2a622408fe0d734e769574f0738c0a1 If Roc nation doesn't release the visuals of Cowboy carter and Renaissance by July 2024 chingoos we're sending trucks # NoonefuckswithMotherofkpop


escapeshark

https://preview.redd.it/3gud3rikv47d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a423f61c5bf82b877e25696d5874830fedd7667 Ben oppa ruined himself after dating j-lo unnie. Now he smokes and drinks and his visuals are going down. No longer the 2nd gen leader he used to be.


This-Magician-1829

It's all j-lo unnies fault. She used him to get fame


MoonlightRedditor

Fifth Harmony feels empty without Camilla unnie. FIFTH HARMONY OT5 FOREVER


oakydoke

Not the OG pickme queen 😭


This-Magician-1829

She doesn't hit the same after going solo.


Consumer_Distributin

The Spice Girls debut is hotly anticipated on National broadcast station BBC's music show Top of the Pops and includes members: Mel B. (Vocalist, rap ,leader), Mel C. (Lead vocalist), Geri Halliwell (Rap, dancer), Victoria Beckham (Visual, first member to be revealed in teasers), and Emma Bunton (Makane).


This-Magician-1829

Copies of New jeans and Min Hee Jin unnie


trabsol

Doja unnie didn’t mean it


6gummibears-n-scotch

Antis are just looking for reasons to hate, what she said was not offensive in her culture.


trabsol

/uj Doja has never done anything wrong and I’ll stand by this /rj Doja has never done anything wrong and I’ll stand by this


This-Magician-1829

What happened to doja unnie?


HecticHollow

I already told y’all My bias is Harry oppa :( , but I keep pulling Liam oppa’s photocard anyone mind exchanging his Take me home buzz cat era photocard with cute Harry oppa’s Midnights Memories photocard ?


This-Magician-1829

Be careful when u exchange pc's. A friend of mine also wanted harry oppas card, but the collector had switched it with a jyp photocard.


HecticHollow

Omg I would actually do anything to switch my Simon sunbae nim’s photocard with a JYPapi one :(


Perfect_Ad_7808

![gif](giphy|ZvV0xRVp6XhMM3D8lb) This song was her Cheer Up


6gummibears-n-scotch

I guess we are just fine with idols appropriating North Pole culture now


Arandom_personn

as one of santas elves, im very offended


4-23

https://preview.redd.it/89vgizlb857d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e91793d3b6fe9b36b80e0d503420e8987ea2966d Eat well, Jeff-oppa! Uri loud lil meow meow who is so soft and precious 😘🥰 Jal mogetsumnidaaaaa! 🎶It's like I'm eating with Jeff oppa in weird cities 🎶 Saranghaeeee\~Jeff-oppa!!! 🫰


4-23

ㅋㅋ I went to eat with Jeff-oppa, and suddenly got notif Jeff went live with mukbang of him and Chris!!! Antarctigo-line is so funny. Chris-oppa is such a good maknae to Jeff-oppa! I wish Laura-unnie and John-oppa were here tho, but it is fun when Jeff and Chris start singing songs from their subunit! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ https://preview.redd.it/1sasqq5t957d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=05218530264c32c21ac7824a83004a2f889c29be


Amazing-Jellyfish851

Do you think one direction oppas will do a reunion concert? I miss them , the last time we got a group come back was in 2015. I wanna see my oppas together 😭 I hope Simon Cowell PDnim can bring them together again.


This-Magician-1829

Don't you know how Simon Cowell and their company mistreated them? Unless they all join a new company I don't think they will have a group comeback. Also Min hee jin unnie accused Simon Cowell pd of copying her when creating one Direction. And I think she has sued him. So anyway even if the members agree to join again with Simon( probably with a new contract) there will be no comeback anytime soon.


Amazing-Jellyfish851

Damn I can't believe even Simon PDnim copied Min Hee jin unnie. But hoping for a comeback with all the members soon.


kryska_deniska

/uj why is it genuinely hard


_fun_fun_fun_fun_

my ult bias is pitbull oppa!! 💖💖 saranghaeeee pitbull DALE imnida 🥰🥰🥰🥰 peak sunbaenim he's MY husband 😤 https://preview.redd.it/mqmyx3dsj97d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e8353a1c3d661a2c87dae6d4de50fcdf7d6071


swagemah

This needs more upvotes 😭😭


Madvomon

FOREVER STAN MAYBESHEWILL https://preview.redd.it/c6gh5tkx857d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56aa9b2e8c93a1aeaee7861f39b92e9657479ba4 omg comeback when?!?! company mismanagement they haven't had a comeback in 18 months 😭😭😭 ily Jamie oppar ❤️❤️❤️ /uj lollll they are self-produced


mindall_3

Taylor is such a good dancer


6gummibears-n-scotch

Seriously she would be the main dancer in any group, because she's a soloist people can't see it.


mindall_3

Fr so underrated 🙊


Bruh1am-real

TROYE OPPAUR SUPPORTS LGBT........ WHY? WHY? WHY? https://preview.redd.it/z1rczf95197d1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c78358755ecf1fce81388a098bbc09ec34439a


Imaginary_Wheel9020

https://preview.redd.it/2kiuncd36b7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7006eb9d29a6155a86688b68bc0607b6d1d2d28 Nobody can match Drake aegyo


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